#dantilux

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I had to combine wormget's iconic post with marsskop's gorgeous art. I had to. It just worked too well.

[ladymirdan]

Dantilux having mutually Good Times while in the empathy chamber is 100% canon idk what book someone else read saying it didn't happen cause it was right there, chapter something or other on page RIGHT THERE

Hot diggetty damn, turns out I was wrong.

Well I can be the bigger man and admit im wrong from time to time. Apparently its in chapter something on the page right there.

And while youre looking for the (100% totally) canon excerpt I can fuel the fire by posting this:

[dateless-bar]

Iron Warrior: Sharing A Trench Hole With an Imperial Fist

Curator/Producer: DBOA

Art: Goolee

Adapted from Sharing A Bed With A Dude - Andrew Schulz - Stand Up Comedy

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

aight fam let's do this. pick out your favorite trio of war criminals and slap 'em into this baby. however i like the categories in the original post better so we're revoerting to them:

murderer

poor sleepless bastard

massive fuckup

now i will admit that i don't have an ot3, or otp, or otanything in 40k, i'm very much a multishipper kind of gal when it comes to this fandom. except for dantilux. THEY R IN LUUUUURVVVVVVV i guess that's my otp. ANGYWANYS everyone else is fair game for shipping for me, so i just picked out a threesome that i liked, which is Blondes in Crisis. Blondes in Crisis is the main reason i ever picked up an HH book outside of know no fear, love me sum oversized demigods YELLING!! at each other for fucking up everything, do you know how refreshing it was to watch gman lose his shit about lion at poor sangy in the middle of the rolling depression that is pharos?? AMAZING what an asshole. anyways they are clearly all fucking each other because if they didn't blow off steam that way they'd kill each other and possibly the whole of macragge in the process. so here's my breakdaown:

murderer - lion, because duh

poor sleepless bastard - sanguinius is the poor sleepless bastard for the whole damn series cmv, the man is the tragic wattpad self-insert we all wrote when we were 13 and we love him for it. and for what does a tragic wattpad slef-insert exist, if not to suffer? tragically? your honor i rest my case

massive fuckup - big bobby g earsn this for coming up with imperium sanctus in the first place. remember the bit in unremembered empire where he fucking talks himself into starting imperium 2.0?? my dude, just announce a regency while y;all figure the ruinstorm out, people will roll with it. gman himself agrees with this cateogorization later on in the timeline, he's soooo fucking ashamed of himself, dude got all melodramatic and closed the library of hera instead ovf burning a few books because he's so fucking embarassed

the only other trio i could think of was emps/malc/erda. this one's pretty straightforward:

murderer - empse, BECAUSE DUH

poor sleepless bastard - malcador, lord knows he cleans up all the messes. worst sugar baby job ever!!!

massive fuckup - erda. bitch yeeted her sons into the warp and called it a day, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, THAT DOES NOT FIX ANYTHING ANGRON WAS FUCKING LOBOTOMIZED YOU DUMBASS

ok i'm done it's your turns

This has probably DEFINITELY already been done before oof

Training Trio Training Trio Training Trio!!! ❤️💙💜

[skinnedbutalive]

[pholcidae]

Time for old art

Tiny Dantioch and Polux were the first space marines I made, about 5 years ago. The tall fellow in the middle is my most recent commission (for @tagedeszorns , of their oc).

I might remake them someday, but I'm so sentimental about those two little potatoes. ❤️

[nappo008]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Warhammer 40.000, Horus Heresy - Various Authors, Warhammer Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Barabas Dantioch/Alexis Polux Characters: Barabas Dantioch, Alexis Polux Additional Tags: Dantilux - Freeform, Established Relationship, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Healthy Relationships, Ficlet Summary:

Alexis and Barabas share a moment together during all the chaos of the Heresy.

A little ficlet i wrote for @skinnedbutalife a while ago, going off this wonderful picture:

 https://at.tumblr.com/skinnedbutalife/they-are-my-favorite-couple-in-whole-wh-setting/gtl1nup9udb3

[fuukonomiko]

@ask-magnus-the-red

MORE CHIBI FOOLISHNESS

(also because they’re a bit easier to draw even when you’re hacking and feel like dying)

Also I am bored just laying in bed and feeling meh.

Painted with Paintschainer. Lineart by me.

 A HUGE SHOUTOUT TO @immanueldid for encouraging me. THANK YOU!

Alexis Polux and Barabas Dantioch @pholcidae

Magnus and my OC Karimah @ask-magnus-the-red

OTHER CHIBI SKETCHES

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

the night lords are torturing polux in front of dantioch, i cannot handle this

[skinnedbutalive]

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

I just want them to retire somewhere nice and build extremely metal fortresses together, y'know?

Pharos starts out with an incredibly bleak sequence where the Night Lords raid an Ultramarines outpost, then takes a sharp right turn into Dantioch excitedly teaching his boyfriend how to use his kickass alien machinery in a scene straight out of The Feel-good Movie of the Year. I was not prepared for this.

[skinnedbutalive]

[ladymirdan]

I'm just poking in to say, I checked out your fics and saw you have a Dantioch/Polux one! Those are rare! Made my day. I read it twice.

Im really happy you liked it. Rare-pairs is my speciality.

[ladymirdan]

Today's goal: Finish and post that one-shot story you have written on off and on since February that is almost done.

My brain: what if we added new plot points?

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

And then... suddenly just as I Dantioch kissed me passionately. Dantioch climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly on top of Guilliman's desk. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my loincloth. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

"Oh! Oh! Oh!" I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then...

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

It was...Guilliman!

The amount of people who have said something along the lines of “Saturnine armour isn't canon” is staggering. Jesus Christ, I know. Did a YouTuber make a video about that or something? 😂😂

It was a shitpost. But I shitpost all the time. I don't have people in my comments going “Actually Yvraine/Guilliman isn't canon” or “Actually Dantioch and Polux didn't do it nasty on top of Guillimans desk in Unremembered Empire”.

[egrets-not-regrets]

Lol. NOTES FROM GUILLIMAN! 🤣

Iron Warrior: Sharing A Trench Hole With an Imperial Fist

Curator/Producer: DBOA

Art: Goolee

Adapted from Sharing A Bed With A Dude - Andrew Schulz - Stand Up Comedy