#the emperor x erda x malcador

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

aight fam let's do this. pick out your favorite trio of war criminals and slap 'em into this baby. however i like the categories in the original post better so we're revoerting to them:

murderer

poor sleepless bastard

massive fuckup

now i will admit that i don't have an ot3, or otp, or otanything in 40k, i'm very much a multishipper kind of gal when it comes to this fandom. except for dantilux. THEY R IN LUUUUURVVVVVVV i guess that's my otp. ANGYWANYS everyone else is fair game for shipping for me, so i just picked out a threesome that i liked, which is Blondes in Crisis. Blondes in Crisis is the main reason i ever picked up an HH book outside of know no fear, love me sum oversized demigods YELLING!! at each other for fucking up everything, do you know how refreshing it was to watch gman lose his shit about lion at poor sangy in the middle of the rolling depression that is pharos?? AMAZING what an asshole. anyways they are clearly all fucking each other because if they didn't blow off steam that way they'd kill each other and possibly the whole of macragge in the process. so here's my breakdaown:

murderer - lion, because duh

poor sleepless bastard - sanguinius is the poor sleepless bastard for the whole damn series cmv, the man is the tragic wattpad self-insert we all wrote when we were 13 and we love him for it. and for what does a tragic wattpad slef-insert exist, if not to suffer? tragically? your honor i rest my case

massive fuckup - big bobby g earsn this for coming up with imperium sanctus in the first place. remember the bit in unremembered empire where he fucking talks himself into starting imperium 2.0?? my dude, just announce a regency while y;all figure the ruinstorm out, people will roll with it. gman himself agrees with this cateogorization later on in the timeline, he's soooo fucking ashamed of himself, dude got all melodramatic and closed the library of hera instead ovf burning a few books because he's so fucking embarassed

the only other trio i could think of was emps/malc/erda. this one's pretty straightforward:

murderer - empse, BECAUSE DUH

poor sleepless bastard - malcador, lord knows he cleans up all the messes. worst sugar baby job ever!!!

massive fuckup - erda. bitch yeeted her sons into the warp and called it a day, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, THAT DOES NOT FIX ANYTHING ANGRON WAS FUCKING LOBOTOMIZED YOU DUMBASS

ok i'm done it's your turns

This has probably DEFINITELY already been done before oof

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