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ariseur Ā· 9 months ago
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Mngghhwhw your writing makes me feel all mushy gushy I adore it
Could I ask for Dante x oblivious reader? šŸ¦€šŸ¦€
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dante with an oblivious reader š“†©źØ„ļøŽš“†Ŗ
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intended lowercase, dante being a flirty bastard, nico and nero mentioned so kinda set in dmc5?? but you can imagine itā€™s anyone else / ignore the hc :), lmk if i missed anything!! šŸ’•
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ā„ hmm.. dante with an oblivious reader, where to begin..
ā„ i think dante would think you were teasing him at first, always having him repeat things or tilt your head at a certain remark. heā€™d laugh it off and shake his head, leaving you to furrow your brows in thought of what he meant.
ā„ you obviously know what flirting is, but even when itā€™s so painfully in front of your face, you just canā€™t seem to see it for some reason. and when dante realizes this, heā€™s suddenly like ā€˜oh that makes senseā€™ and everything clicks. so he only turns up the flirting times ten.
ā„ tries to drop more direct hints and direct comments but i imagine heā€™d either just make you flustered orā€” with his luck, get interrupted and would eventually end in you not taking a hint once again.
ā„ if you were traveling with nico and nero, theyā€™d literally be BEGGING you to see the signs. which youā€™d be confused by becauseā€” danteā€™s just a friend? sure he gets a little flirty, but heā€™s like that with everybody!!
ā„ and theyā€™re just, ā€œno honey, no šŸ™‚ā€
ā„ dante tries his best to be as forward as possible.. without telling you that he has feelings for you.. without simultaneously trying to say it in a way where he doesnā€™t sound like a weirdo?
ā„ dante does find your oblivion cute, rather purposefully teasing you and cornering you, even gently grabbing your chin and lifting it up to make eye contact with him if youā€™re too embarrassed. so then youā€™ll have to finally understand what heā€™s doing right??
ā„ and if you donā€™t, oh my goodness heā€™s out of ideas.
ā„ he will just straight up tell you ā€œi want youā€ and youā€™re just like ā€œoh. so everybody else was right!!ā€ šŸ˜­
ā„ he still finds your cluelessness adorable, even if he struggles with having you take a hint most of the time. dante almost finds it.. endearing? you may not be innocent or clueless about everything, but he just likes teasing you when he can lol.
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ā€œiā€™m tellinā€™ ya,ā€ nico put her hand on your shoulder as she turned her head and exhaled some smoke, ā€œDANTEā€™s sweet on ya.ā€
you scoffed and turned back to the road, trying to ignore the way she smirked at your annoyance. ā€œhe does not.ā€
ā€œdoes too.ā€
ā€œdoes not!ā€
ā€œdoesā€”!ā€ before this bickering back and forth could go on any longer, nero silenced both of you with a sleepy, ā€œshut up.ā€ā€” to which both you and nico silently snickered and turned your attention back to the road, starting up the engine and heading off again.
that late night conversation floated mindlessly around your head, barely occurring even when you talked to dante. he couldnā€™t have had feelings for you, right? dante was just.. dante. he practically flirted with everybody, shamelessly at that.
but when youā€™d spot him at the office or across the numerous groups of demons littering the desolate vicinities, nicoā€™s face always came to mind. that stupid grin on her face when youā€™d deny it and the way she gave you a dismissive hum when you told her itā€™d never happen. you didnā€™t want it to happen, why would you? dante wasnā€™t for you. why would you be considering these possibilities when there was no way dante could have feelings for you?
until he did. you had thought that until now, where he caged you in between the wall and pierced through you with his silver eyes, one quality him and his brother shared, although danteā€™s were much more lenient.
ā€œhello?ā€ his voice broke through the thoughts clouding your brain. he cocked his head in bemusement, waiting for a reaction from you.
ā€œwhat were you saying?ā€
ā€œiā€™m saying that i like you.ā€
you paused as your eyes darted everywhere but him. surely, you looked frazzled and embarrassed at the proximity of you and danteā€” before you finally said, ā€œoh.ā€ he had said it so nonchalantly, as if it was common knowledge. you thought back to nico and wondered if she really was trying to help you that night.
ā€œso..ā€ awaiting an answer, dante quirked a brow as he threw you another lazy grin, perhaps amused in your flustered state. ā€œwhat ever shall we do about that?ā€ leaning in closer, you could see his eyes staying fixated on your face, although your kept your own pair glued to the side.
ā€œi dunno.ā€ you rushed out.
dante pouted, ā€œyou donā€™t know? cā€™mon, you must have some idea.ā€
ā€œa.. date?ā€ wincing at how awkward you sounded, you tore your eyes from a spot in the hardwood floors of the devil may cry office and back onto him. an evident pleased look on his face told you that he was finally glad you figured it out. he backed away from you and put a hand on his hip.
letting a soft laugh escape his lips, he pushed back his hair, ā€œso iā€™ll pick you up at nine, tomorrow?ā€
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suvidrache Ā· 1 year ago
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Could you possibly do Dante x Depressed!Reader?
If not no worries! Love your work! <3
Dante's S/O Has Depression
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Word Count: 154 | Read it on AO3
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Dante wasn't the type to be sad and depressed. He kept himself entertained in any way that he could. Whether it was with pizza, women, or even magazines. He kept himself entertained and never bored with anything.
When you came into his life, he was slightly oblivious to your depression. It wasn't until you refused to come from your room. Preferring solitude and quietness, he began to think something was wrong. He tried offering you some pizza to help you get over your cold. When that didn't work, he tried his best to make you some soup. It was burnt, but he tried. You would have to tell him that you were depressed. Even then, he was still kind of confused and oblivious. You would have to walk him through it and help him understand. From there, he would do what you told him to do and do his best to help you out.
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alicethenobody Ā· 2 months ago
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My headcanons about the Sparda twins coming back from hell.
-Theyā€™re stuck for about 11 months, after they find a way out after managing to sever those stupid roots so they donā€™t bother anybody anymore.
-Just in time for Pattyā€™s 19th birthday party!
-Somehow they accidentally end up there, and chaos ensues.
-Patty scolds Dante for missing her birthday party last year and cries tears of joy at the same time knowing heā€™s finally home, sheā€™d visited DMC everyday to see if Dante had turned up and now she doesnā€™t have to wait anymore to see him again. After the scolding she gives him as tight of a hug as she can. Dante promises to make it up to her and reassures her he didnā€™t mean to neglect her on her birthday. Patty demands double the presents, and even though he doubts he can afford much heā€™ll try to find a way. He canā€™t say no to Pattycakes.
-Btw for those who donā€™t know the novel reveals Dante planned on seeing Patty after handling Urizen, he just didnā€™t want to go to the party itself because he feels uncomfortable and like a freak around ā€œnormalā€ (his words) people like Pattyā€™s friends and thinks heā€™s dangerous to be around.
-Vergil is confused. Very confused. They act a lot like family. Could Dante have had a kid? He never said anything about that.
-Nope. Theyā€™re just really tightly knit found family.
-Patty eventually starts roasting Dante like usual, mainly for how he smells horrible and his hair is a mess. She demands that he showers right now.
-Vergil decides he likes Patty already and teams up with her to roast his brother and tells him ā€œDo what she says, Dante. You wouldnā€™t want to make her upset.ā€ In the most smug way fucking possible.
-Dante wanted to go back to the shop right away considering heā€™d been gone for so long, but again, he really canā€™t say no to Patty.
-They return to DMC after that. Nero is there and heā€™s silently shocked for a moment when the twins walk through the door, in the middle of an argument about something really stupid. Probably about pizza toppings. Nothing really serious just normal sibling banter.
-ā€œGUYS! GUYS! GUYS! Can we please talk?!ā€
-Dante, realizing Nero is there, is giddy to see his nephew. Howeverā€¦ Nero gives him a swift uppercut to the jaw.
-This leads to Nero dragging Dante somewhere they can talk alone. He demands an explanation as to why Dante never told him about anything.
-This will be difficult, but Dante knows he needs to explain stuff to him. Itā€™s only fair. He has a right to know.
-He doesnā€™t open up about his trauma that lead to all this, thatā€™d be out of character. But he does explain to Nero the best he can that the Sparda family has a long, bloody and traumatic history and he thought if Nero got involved heā€™d get hurt and he didnā€™t want the only family he had left to get hurt, or ruin the happy life he was living with Kyrie.
-He expects another punch from Nero, he thinks he deserves it, but instead Nero crushes him with a hug.
-ā€œNever fucking do that again, idiot. From now on weā€™re family, you got it? No more secrets.ā€
-Dante nearly cries as he says ā€œYou have my word, kid.ā€ in the goofiest, most overjoyed way possible. Also heā€™s kinda nervous about it at first because heā€™s not used to receiving affection anymore but he hugs Nero back.
-Vergil on the other hand? Having aā€¦ relationship with him is gonna be difficult as hell. Itā€™ll take a while before Vergil and Nero are comfortable around each other. Kyrie and Dante play a big role in helping the two, though Vergil was a lot more reluctant at first to accept his little broā€™s help.
-Also Vergil lives with Dante and letā€™s just say the business is a lot better with him around. They still bicker a lot but itā€™s out of love because what siblings donā€™t annoy each other?
Will Nero ever learn about the Sparda familyā€™s history in better detail? I have a lot of thoughts about that, as well as possible plot points in a DMC 6 type scenario but I just wanted this post to be about the immediate return from hell.
Edit: Wanted to mention I also have thoughts about Neroā€™s side of things while the twins were in hell about what he was doing and how he was feeling and all that stuff but this post is mainly about this twins.
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cerezzzita Ā· 2 months ago
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ā €šŸ“ Ė– . įµŽįµŽ Dante & Vergil & their petnames for you
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notes: I RISE!! We've been in mute mode for a whole freaking year (last fic was uploaded in October 1st, I am so sorry) but we're back in action once more, everybody please clap! This is a random and simple headcanon post, with pure fluffy and romantism, nothing more. Enjoy the ride!
ā™” tags: fluffy, gender-neutral reader, no use of you/yours (it's just a silly post this time ueeeeee), no reader's appearance description, petnames, Dante & Vergil are on their fours for ya <3
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ā“˜ gif's not mine!!
Dante calls you:
Babe/baby (the most classic one let's be honest here)
Princess/Prince/Royalty
Sugar/Sugarcube
My Rose
Sweetie/Sweetheart
Angel/Angelcake
Honey
Honeybun (if he's feeling too lovey-dovey)
Honeypie (if he's feeling way too lovey-dovey)
Love
Hot-stuff
Boo
Berry-boo (I can't with this man)
Legendary Devil Lover
Cowgirl/Cowboy
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ā“˜ gif's not mine!!
Vergil calls you:
Darling/Dear/Dearest
Little Dove
Love
Little Minx (if you're up to something ehehehe)
Sweetheart (only used in private because he's not a man of PDA like his brother)
Angel
Honey
My Queen/King (watch out he's feeling ultra romantic)
Sapphire
My Blossom
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mannequinreligi0n Ā· 4 months ago
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NSFW ALPHABET: DANTE
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writing these is so funnnn. i lowkey want to make nsfw headcanons for their devil triggers, too, but weā€™ll see.
as always, thank you for reading and hope you enjoy !
yours, obscura
A = Aftercare (what theyā€™re like after sex)
Dante is literally a lap dog. Heā€™s the more needy one after sex - hands glued to your limbs, head buried in your skin. Heā€™s a sensitive guy deep down, and he needs the reassurance that youā€™re not just gonna up and leave him after getting what you wanted. Heā€™ll go as far to lay on top of you just to ensure you donā€™t leave the bed too soon.
Heā€™ll of course make sure youā€™re okay after. Heā€™s already got a drawer in his nightstand filled with snacks and water on hand to feed you, replenishing any nutrients he mightā€™ve sucked out of your body. Big on post-sex cuddles and pillow-talk.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerā€™s)
Dante loves his arms, but more specifically: he loves your face when he flexes his muscles or lifts a piece of furniture without breaking a sweat. He walks around the house and office shirtless just to show them off.
If we know Vergil to be an ass man, itā€™s only right that his twin is a tits guy. I mean, weā€™ve seen Dante ogle at those adult magazines - the man loves a good rack. But with Dante, all tits are in fact created equal. Any shape, size, color - doesnā€™t matter. Heā€™s grabbing them, squishing them, shoving his face in them. I think he also has a thing for thighs. Let him lay between them and heā€™s in heaven. Heā€™s even offered you a crumpled five dollar bill to squeeze the life out of him with them.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
This man is FILTHYYYY. You know Deepthroat by Cupcakke? Yeah, heā€™s blowinā€™ bubbles with sperm. No matter the gender, Dante is a fiend - begging to be covered in your release.
When Dante comes, itā€™s more of a dribble/gush, than a straight shoot of ropes. ā€˜The fountain of youthā€™, he calls it. Dante doesnā€™t care where it goes as long as youā€™re happy, though heā€™s partial to covering your chest in cum, watching it drip down only to lick it off himself.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Panty thief. ((God, I hate the word ā€˜pantyā€™)). BUT ITā€™S TRUE. Your favorite pair will always go missing and sure enough, Dante has it either in a drawer at the office or stuffed into the inner pocket of his coat. Itā€™s mostly for the reason you think, but he also keeps it for sentimental reasons. Heā€™s a sentimental guy, after all. You two always squeeze in a good fuck before he leaves for a job, and heā€™s sure to swipe up the pair you wore that night as a reminder of you and what heā€™s fighting for, keeping it zipped up in the pocket by his heart.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyā€™re doing?)
Dante ACTS like a Casanova, a real playboy, but in reality, heā€™s scared as hell of intimacy. Heā€™s had a handful of one night stands and drunken hookups but they served more as distractions than actual points of experience.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Cowgirl, sideways 69, leapfrog (variation of doggy)
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Laughter is necessary in the bedroom for Dante. His job is awful, his life is literally hell - he needs the light moments with you to unwind and remind himself that thereā€™s more to life than killing and being miserable.
This man thinks heā€™s a comedian. Heā€™s telling you a damn knock-knock joke, expecting you to say ā€˜whoā€™s there?ā€™ while your mouth is wrapped around him. This being said, Dante is excellent at reading a room. If the situation calls for more serious or passionate love-making, he can switch off his playful side for a while.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Cā€™mon, weā€™ve all seen the man - heā€™s hairy. Soft silver hair starts at the stubble on his chin and goes allllll the way down to his damn ankles. Would probably be inclined to trim his nethers, if he was home more often or if you had a preference for it. Otherwise, itā€™s homegrown and all-American, babeeyyyy.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Big olā€™ teddy bear - kisses all over, sweet words murmured in your ear. Dante isnā€™t the most materialistic or showy lover, but heā€™ll make you feel like youā€™re the most prized diamond in the world. Takes his time with you, makes sure youā€™re comfortable and heā€™s doing everything right before he even thinks about getting off. Big on communication, wants you to talk him through it as he does to you. Heā€™s not the most romantic man, but heā€™ll definitely do his best to keep you happy and loved.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Dante will jack off if the wind hits him wrong. Itā€™s an outlet for him. When heā€™s sad, angry, happy, whatever. Heā€™s not all that good at expressing his emotions, so having a moment of release sort of helps him let go of whatever is on his mind.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Breeding, humiliation, edging, impact play, pet play. Anything where Dante can let loose and let his guard down. All of these are reciprocal - heā€™s a true switch. Loves to have you bent over his knee, hand marking up your ass as punishment one moment, to flipping the tables and having you walk him around the house with a leash.
PRAISE KINK. Dante is a glutton for your words. Heā€™ll sit and pout til you tell him heā€™s a good boy, or how pretty he is. There have been multiple occasions where heā€™s come just from praise alone, cock twitching in the air as you whisper compliments to him.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Really anywhere he can have you, doesnā€™t matter to him. Heā€™s always busy, so heā€™s taking any chance he can get. The default is usually the leather couch in his office, since heā€™s there more than he is home.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Dante loves a good sext. Send him a picture of you in an old band shirt of his or a message about how much you miss him, and heā€™s almost causing a five-car pile up on the freeway just to turn the car around as fast as physically possible.
Is also stereotypical in that if he comes home to you splayed out on the bed in a piece of lingerie, heā€™ll literally (and I mean, literally) tear his clothes off as he scrambles to you.
N = No (something they wouldnā€™t do, turn offs)
Sex for the sake of sex is borderline a no for him. If you two have been together for a while, itā€™s different, but if not, heā€™s not putting out. Not only does he have trust issues, Dante has a lot of insecurities and trauma. Heā€™s not fucking someone just to watch them leave him - it hurts too much.
Danteā€™s a pretty easy-going man otherwise. If youā€™re happy, heā€™s happy.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
I know I said Vergil is a munch, but man, so is Dante. But in a different way. Dante is a tease, and loves to get you riled up in the most mundane situations. Heā€™ll be stationed between your legs while you watch a movie in the living room, lazily licking stripes just to keep you on edge, or squatted behind you as you try to cook dinner. Heā€™s a nuisance, really, but thereā€™s no use trying to shake him off. Heā€™ll get whiny and huff around til you let him keep going.
Dante is more of a giver. He almost never asks for oral and usually dismisses it, unless you ask specifically. But if anything, itā€™s more for you than him, knowing how much you love to gulp down his seed.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Dante has a tendency to get a little too enthusiastic, unless heā€™s purposefully trying to play the long-game and tease you. Heā€™ll try oh so hard to go slow for you, make it last, but he just gets too excited. He canā€™t fathom that someone is actually letting him fuck them, and damn, you look perfect underneath him. If he slows down at all, itā€™s only because heā€™s trying to have a sliver of self-control as to not come prematurely.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Quickies are the norm for you two, not that Dante minds. Again, heā€™s often shuffling a lot so itā€™s rare that he can set aside a whole lot of time for you two. Any opportunity with you is fair game.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
I feel like itā€™s obvious that Dante is an adrenaline junkie. He loves the thrill of new things. Heā€™ll go as far as his partner will take him, as long as itā€™s within reason and no one gets seriously hurt (or arrested).
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Back to back to back to back. The devil blood in him works overtime when heā€™s in the mood. Even if youā€™re wiped after two rounds, heā€™s pulling you back down by your ankles, asking you in that bedroom voice you love so much to give him one more, to show him how good and sweet you can be.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Dante is a big fan of toys. Heā€™s holding a vibrator to you while he does paperwork, or heā€™s shackled to the bedframe with a gag and cage around his tip. Probably wouldnā€™t be all that experienced with them initially, but once you two are comfortable, heā€™s happy to acquire a good collection.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
The most annoying, frustrating man you will ever let into your bedroom. Dante loves to tease more than he might even love fucking you. Heā€™ll spend hours saying suggestive things, grabbing your ass, toying with your clothes, only to walk away and act indifferent until you beg him to give in. Itā€™s borderline evil.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Dante never shuts the fuck up. Ever. Doesnā€™t matter what youā€™re doing, whoā€™s on top, where you are - heā€™s either talking or moaning. Heā€™s an extremely vocal lover. The neighbors have already put in two noise complaints from how loudly Dante groans and swears when you two are together.
Constantly in your ear, mumbling nonsense and praise. Whiny, loud, and obnoxious - and you wouldnā€™t have it any other way.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Thereā€™s no section here for top/bottom, unfortunately, so Iā€™ll put this here: loves to get fucked as much as he loves to do it himself. Whether you got the parts, or you gotta use a strap for it, the man is more than happy to have his head pressed into the pillows as you ram into him. Heā€™s a sloppy, whiny, needy bottom, and Iā€™ll die by that.
X = X-ray (letā€™s see whatā€™s going on under those clothes)
As with Vergil, Dante is not a small man. Only an inch shorter than his twin, he carries a lot of height. I think itā€™s canon (?) that Dante is not as big as Vergil in the meat department. Iā€™m banking on a hard 7, soft 5. Grower, for sure. What he lacks in length is made up for in girth.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Itā€™s damn near incessant, even as he ages. Dante hasnā€™t honed in his devil side as much as Vergil, which means he has less control of his hormones. If heā€™s not too stressed, heā€™s constantly waiting for the next moment to get his hands on you.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Dante will literally pass out the second his head hits the pillow. Heā€™ll stay awake for a bit to make sure youā€™re all good, but the second he lays down, itā€™s lights out. And heā€™s out for the entire night, snuggled into your side and snoring away til late morning.
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mooshs-crack-headcanons Ā· 11 months ago
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Hey how are ya doing? Would you write how the DMC guys (Dante, Vergil, and Nero.. V if you wanna) react to their s/o smacking their butt? Does it lead to sexy fun time? šŸ˜ It is at any time or only in private? Is it playful or heavy handed. šŸ„µšŸ’¦ As always if you don't feel comfortable with it don't worry about it. Have a great day Rockstar!
Hello, I've been good lately sorry this request took so long but thank you for asking it's a pleasure to see you again in my inbox!
(This work includes gender neutral!reader)
(NSFW contents under the cut)
Dante
It does take Dante surprise at first; your hand stealthily coming across to give his ass a hard slap while he was bent over the bar at the back of his shop to grab one of the more expensive bottles to celebrate a relatively hard job well done one day. Usually it's always him dealing out the teasing but when that sudden yelp buckles out of his throat and he looks at you to see you only smug with that cocky grin it definitely rattles something in him and what it rattles goes straight to his dick. He just sure hopes that you can finish this little game you started.
Next when he catches you off guard your standing at the desk on the phone with Lady, going over the details of your up coming job that would take you out of town for a few days together, elbow propped so you can rest your head on your plam while your eyes search the letter the client gave and more importantly to a certain scheming son of Sparda; your ass free and out in the open, unexpected. All he has to do is trick over for payback to resume; the sudden strike causing an embarrassing noise from you that you can just hear Lady on the other line silently question but then seemingly figuring put it's some dumb Dante's doing before continuing on asking more details of the job. Heat swells in your face as you look back at Dante who returns your intial smugness and shit eating grin, making it very clear that he's playing your game - a game you were intending to win.
Back and forth you two go; at the most unexpected points surprising each other with sudden spanks to get that interesting shades of cheeks and noises from once another just to see which one would break first; to see who couldn't take this teasing game anymore and just beg to be thrown and be used by the other.
Interestingly it's Dante to break first.
He's the one almost in fucking tears as he runts and grinds against you to the desk; cock so deep inside you he can barely keep his head on straight. His moans are so low yet so desperate as you thrust back into him your hole squeezing ever so tightly, controlling his pace, the sound of your name leaving his lips is so fucking attractive it's stupid.
And to put salt on the wound of his loss; reach around and give him one more slap that will instantly flip on a switch. Whatever pace you had? Forget it. He fights through and jackhammers even faster and harder to a point it shatters a crack somewhere on the wooden surface below you. I hope you like losing function of your voice because that's exactly how it's going to be the moment pulls out and he finishes on your stomach, leaving you breathless and reeling from all your previous highs.
When your done with after care and such and Dante places you on a bed instead of a desk, he congratulates you (sportsmanship and all, you know?) in between breathy kisses and only a few times jokingly complains about his ass hurting that you 'won too hard' and that you should 'take it easy during the rematch.'
Rematch? That word catches your interest that you can't help but question him on; it gets you a chuckle and a conniving look behind pale eyes.
"Yeah, a rematch. Though do be warned: I do got an ace up my sleeve that I don't think I'll be loosing with this time. What that be? Eh, you'll just have to find out what that'll be yourself - won't you?"
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Vergil
One of two different outcomes will happen if you so happen to catch Vergil off guard with this action either depending on your surroundings. One; your in privacy and no one's around to see the light flush that spreads across his cheeks up to his ears and the surprised gasp that leaves his lips - then he'll only turn around to you and stumble through a light scolding that he could have accidentally hurt you with Yamato or worse but dropping the matter and it slowly becoming the topic of his late night thoughts about the sudden touch and the spark in him that it caused. Or two, the foolish but more slow but direct to go horny option; do it while the crew (especially his brother or Nero) is around.
Now going with the second option be fully aware that he's not going to talk to you for a few days after it, the foolishness of the act leaving him unable to talk to you (Vergil translation; he's just embarrassed and doesn't know how to directly approach you about it right away) But when he does it it's surely a surprise exactly what he does when he comes back around.
He is absolutely rough with you when he yanks your hair back in a fistful and in his smooth voice ask if you could ever so kindly repeat your words more clearly as his other hand snaps down onto your ass with that mind numbing sting as you repeat the number through bitten lips.
Yup, payback is a real charmer.
All the while he thrusts into you so deep you can even comprehend how the hell numbers work any more as you try to focus yourself but struggle to keep up with how pleasure just seeps into your whole being with each bounce to your sweet spot that's only lit a blaze with every smack of your lover's hand.
It's definitely intense; with all of his teeth marks tattooing the skin of your neck as the symphony that his Vergil's moans and growls pressed right against your ear as he takes you. And all of this just because what? You playfully spanked him in the van? Definitely were going to have to keep this one in the play book.
You can barely move any of your limbs with you're both done. Vergil holds your fucked out body in a possessive yet soft embrace as he deeply buries his face into your neck. It's nice, very nice. Though if you try to tease him in any way he'll look back up with you with a glare - but not just any glare; one where he tries his best to seem intimidating but fails and falls right through when you can clearly see with his flushed face and frown that he's just embarrassed. It's very cute, although if you're way past your limit I would advise not teasing any further. Because who knows; you might find your legs to be quickly spread apart for a fairly intense round two.
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Nero
His reaction will be immediate. His face will turn completely red all the way to his ears as he turns to face you not even able to form any words - just turned on gibberish. His reaction is something you can't help find your giggling because of how red he can be to just playful teasing but unknownst to you, you just awakened a kink and it's something that keeps his dick hard and awake at night for weeks afterwards.
It becomes something he fixates on; the thought, the memory, the sudden spark of pain that twists into pleasure is just...the need and desire for you to do it again becomes to much for him. Well with Nero being Nero and his insecurities to really ask for things because he feels he can be a burden at times to deal with and his abandonment issues starts talking telling him he doesn't deserve it - if he asks for too much you'll leave him, so he doesn't tell you this new desire of his. He just keeps it to himself, just a fantasy he can get himself off too when he's alone but there becomes a point where it just swells in his chest to much and he just succumbs to it.
The laundry room in Kyrie's apartment is rather a tight fit, but that doesn't matter any once you find yourself shoved inside there and your lips smothered in kisses and moans against you as your pushed back onto the dryer.
Bites litter his flesh a bright flushed pink as you tug and pull on the abused skin as you hands work him all over, massaging and tracing over every muscle with your ears listening to the sweet music his shaky breaths let out. In a teasing sing song way you get right up in his ear as your hands travel in that certain direction. What does he want? Is the basics of the things you ask him over and over seeing every little part of his self control start to break as he bites his tongue. His cock is hard and leaking as he bucks against your sex, throbbing as he grinds into the meat of your thighs, his breath comes through in hissing gritted teeth as your fingers trail down his back to the the danger zone of his ass with small taps - his face bright red seconds before he breaks.
Spanking + praise kink = loud. Very loud. The moment he's in you, he's in to the base and the fucking moment your hand comes to clash back down this man is jack hammering into you like crazy and it will get to a point where you will absolutely have to gag him in some way before the neighbors start poking their superstitious noses into it.
Once after the first time where he's comfortable (less embarrassed) to talk about it he'll open up to you about really liking you doing this to him and encourage you in the future to go even rougher, after all with demon Sparda genes even if he's only quarter he still has at least a bit of healing factor ((grew a whole arm back)) so however hard you give him nothing you can while being human will hurt him but it's the thought and feel good sting that counts!
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V
Although V may be fragile given obvious reasons, don't let that fool you. The man at the end of the day is still a part of Vergil, meaning deep down - even if his former self would rather deny, deny, and deny on the spot than admit it out loud - is a total freak when it comes to kinky shit. Yes given how flaky and easy his body could just break apart he can't go too hard that his complete counterpart can, however, he can assure you he can take a little bit so spanking shouldn't be too much should it?
It does surprise him when you come out of the blue with it though, both alone in the van while waiting for for Nero to return from his part of the job and Nico to return from repairs on the front of the van, all he did was bend over a bit to grab a drink from the small cooler when a subtle tap hit him on the ass - nothing too hard, just a tease, but it did spark his eyes wide and make him drop the green can of Virility he was holding.
When he turns around to look at you, still bent over, there's a dirty - yet subtle - sly smirk across his plump lips and with his velvety voice he reminds you:
"If you wanted my attention all you need do is ask. Or is it being a little deviant that alluring to you? I'll have to keep that in mind."
Will drop things in front of you more. After all, he's a "-fragile, delicate thing who can't keep things steady sometimes in his hands. Oops I dropped I dropped my cane, silly me." And when he goes to pick up said item he'll always over-exaggerate pick it up - he knows he doesn't have the most shapely ass in the world - his true self doesn't either - but you like looking and feeling down there so that's good enough for him to put on quite the act for your eyes to wonder and maybe you'll gather enough courage to reach out and touch him again. And you can absolutely bet if Griffon's out of his tattooed binds you will get very lovely, crassliy worded commentary, teasing, and the occasional exaggerated gag from the bird.
Once the 'games' are finally over V loves the sensation of being draped naked over your lap - no matter how big or smaller you are compared to him - he'll get comfortable either with a pillow on the bed or on the armrest of the chair you're in as you pamper him with grounded soft touches all along his body, tracing around inky tattoos, until you cup the cheeks of his ass. He'll hum and moan in approval at the touches, his breath with hitch if with a couple coated fingers you start fingering his hole and with audibly complain with shaky breath when you slip out of him. But everything will change with that first spark of contact on his ass.
V - like Vergil - isn't a man who curses very often. This will make him do so. A lot. In between spiked punched out breaths and groans that further you go will turn into whines as he looses himself in the spanks, pleasured tears creeping in the corners of his eyes as you tell him to count that he turns into a complete mess on your lap.
He loves it, really, more than he actually originally thought - at first going along with it because it was obviously something you were into and wanted and he wants nothing but to enable your desires but now... he felt small. But in a good way. Good small. Vulnerable small. Safe small. Loved small. He can easily let himself go like this. It's good. Really good.
You don't have to put at hand on any other part of him, his cock strains against your thighs so hard and so leaking you don't have to touch it to put him on edge. He can come so easily like this and will do so if you encourage it, if he can take five more you'll let him come, and he accepts the challenge - he pants like he's ran a mile, his hairs an absolute mess, and his entire normally pale body is tinted a flushed pink except for his ass which is more red from your spanks.
He begs, pleas, promising he can take it if you go harder and he's on the point of sobbing if you give it to him. He about looses his voice entirely when you give him permission to go on and come - without a hand on him his cock practically explodes as his seed paints your thighs and his entire body gives out with his weight.
His ass might be sore for the next few days but that's fine, he reminds that he has you to pamper him after all after you've spent nearly ten minutes worried post-spank that you might've taken it too far but he promises he's okay, he's stronger than what he looks, even if deep down he realistically knows that took a lot out of him. Maybe something like this should be more of a treat kind of thing? Not too often he thinks he can take something like that.
Or... maybe next time you could be the one handle the heat next time? V has some wonderful ideas how to go so about it...
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icycoldninja Ā· 1 year ago
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Fluffcember #14 (Vergil x reader)
Fluff headcannons
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-Reads you to sleep every night, each night is a different book/story/poem. He'll first adjust your pillows, then kiss your forehead, and then sit on the side of the bed, reading to you while holding your hand until you fall asleep.
-Loves to just lie down with you and relax. It doesn't matter what you're doing, or if you're doing nothing at all--as long as you're together, Vergil is happy.
-A very quiet, introverted fellow, Vergil isn't really into socializing and doesn't really say much unless he has to. This leads to the two of you establishing a sort of telepathic communication; you both seem to know what the other needs without saying a word. This can be cute, when you're all chilling at home, or it can be creepy, when you're both in battle.
-Even Dante gets a little creeped out when he sees you and Vergil exchange knowing glances before rushing into the fray--or towards him.
-One of his most favorite things to do with you is cooking. He doesn't know how to cook personally, he just likes being the helper. Like a toddler He'll open jars for you, hand you items off the top shelf, stir things and/or grab really hot bowls from the microwave without flinching. The man's survived years of literal hell, he can take a hot bowl out with no problem.
-Also likes to eat the food you make with him, especially if you made pizza. Deep down, under that stern, stoic exterior, is a wacky woohoo pizza man just like his brother.
-Vergil doesn't like live action movies or TV shows, but LOVES anime and goes completely bonkers over it like a true Otaku. His favorite anime are: Black Clover, Mashle: Magic and Muscles, The Devil is a Part Timer, Date-A-Live (for some reason) and Rent-A-Girlfriend.
-He will listen to classical music in public to showcase how "refined" he is, but secretly likes listening to rock music. He'll never let anyone in on this secret, unfortunately, as he doesn't want people to see how similar he and Dante are.
-Speaking of Dante, occasionally the pizza boi comes over because he upset Lady and Trish--now they're hunting him down and his only sanctuary is your house. When this happens, the twins will get together and have a boys night in the guest room, where Vergil sits in the corner being edgy while Dante steals all your liquor and gets drunk, resulting in loud whooping as he re-purposes your mattress into a trampoline, prompting Vergil to whip out the Yamato and commence with his "Dante contingency plan". Spoiler alert: it's violence.
-Owns a pair of fluffy pink bunny slippers. Nuff said.
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phonkscribes Ā· 3 months ago
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Little Library Headcanons
Headcanons for the Reader & Vergil off of the fic I wrote. Randomly assorted for your viewing pleasure.
Enjoy.
: Ģ—Ģ€āž› The company the two of you share doesnā€™t need to be filled with words. Youā€™re more than content with sitting in the silence besides one another, but subtly you will begin to lean towards Vergil, and at first he doesnā€™t quite like it. Heā€™s still getting used to having you be so close and invading his space. The first time you rest against him, he bristles, almost like a cat. Or a hedgehog with how his hair is styled. It was so cute you couldnā€™t help but to giggle quietly. But why were you laughing? Heā€™d have half the mind to shove you off as he would with his brotherā€¦ but youā€™re soft. He needs to be gentle with you, lest he make you cry or something. What a headache thatā€™d beā€¦ so he lets you lean on him. Like heā€™s some sort of pillow.
Itā€™s annoying. Yes, but youā€™re warm when heā€™s cold, and it isnā€™t hurting him. Itā€™sā€¦ enjoyableā€¦ he supposed. It becomes routine, something he starts to expect from you now. When you donā€™t do it on one of your little playdates, he exchanges stares between you and the pages of his own poems. Vergil waits, he can be patient. He knows how to be, butā€¦ why arenā€™t you leaning on him now?
He calls to you, quietly, but the little prince has a bit of expectancy in his tone. Why arenā€™t you resting your head on him already? And then you tell him itā€™s because you thought it irritated him and that he mightā€™ve liked his space.
ā€œYouā€™re already here, arenā€™t you?ā€
He lifts his hand to your head and nudges it to his side. The two of you can swear to hear someone chuckling from behind the rowsā€¦ how creepy.
: Ģ—Ģ€āž› Sometimes heā€™ll read to you out loud, wanting to recite Blake to you as itā€™s something near and dear to his heart. You didnā€™t much care for poetry before meeting him, but listening to Vergil as he reads the lines is soothing. Which, is hilarious, because once you had found his voice to be quite grating. Now when he reads, you listen to his every word, trying to pick out what it means or to ask about certain words you havenā€™t heard before. Itā€™s one of the times you get to see him smile, as he proudly and happily explains to you what the poem means in full. Vergil even encourages you to read some for yourself and to tell him what you think it means. Heā€™s grown rather curious of your thoughtsā€¦
: Ģ—Ģ€āž› He asks about the stories you read on occasion when the both of you arenā€™t in the library. Where itā€™s okay to be a little louder and to not whisper. Fiction isnā€™t something he likes, only because of how it seems to bore him. When you tell him about the heroes and villains you read about, he often has a bit of critique for them both. Especially if thereā€™s some swordplay to be involved. You wouldnā€™t have pegged him for being well versed in that sort of thing, granted he seemed like a gentler soul when you got to know himā€¦ however, it rather suits him doesnā€™t it?
You only wonder why a boy so young would ever need to learn to fightā€¦
Still, when he tells you about how he wouldā€™ve bested the antagonists of your tales, youā€™re there to provide why that wouldnā€™t work or to inform him of an ability he had forgotten that the villain had. Time manipulation, beams of light, and fire balls.
ā€œHow would you stop that, Vergil?ā€
ā€œIā€™ll become stronger, strong enough to beat that and more..!ā€, would he keep true to those words?
: Ģ—Ģ€āž› If you were to get sick or something were to ever come up that prevented you from going to the library to meet him, heā€™d try to assume his usual spot where you and him would readā€¦ but then heā€™d find himself waiting for you to appear. In spite of himself, Vergil would get up, unable to focus and start to search for you himself. On the next day when you return, heā€™d sound a little irritated, if only because it was unexpected and heā€™d been expecting you to be there with him. Youā€™re touched that he missed you, that you could be missed by him. Itā€™s funny to think that when you two first met each other you werenā€™t getting along too well. But now youā€™ve become a part of his life, someone to go away to when heā€™s through with playing with his little brother and honing his skills with the sword. If only heā€™d know how much heā€™d come to miss you later on in his life.
The effect you have on him is becoming abundantly clear to Eva and Dante. Whoā€™s this person that his brother steals away to when they arenā€™t playing together? Whoā€™s this little friend heā€™s made?
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yandere--stuck Ā· 2 years ago
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can you do differences between dante and vergil when it comes to jealousy?
ā¤ļø Between him and his brother, Dante is more likely to be able to keep the peace between him and a rival someone else occupying your time. For some time, that is. See, Dante's a family-oriented guy. He knows he can trust the family he's made with you over someone who's practically a stranger. This doesn't mean he'll immediately show his distrust toward them. Nah, it'd be showing his hand too soon! And there is a slight chance that they may be good for you. But only slightly.
āš”ļø If When his fears prove founded, Dante tries to convince himself he's disappointed. But, he's not. If anything, he's overjoyed at the final straw that let's him separate them from your life. Just gotta get them alone. Intimidate them a bit. Just enough to leave you alone and finally have things be perfect. Maybe grab them by the hair or neck, show off his fangs so dangerously close to their throat as he tells them how lucky they are. So fucking lucky he's on humanity's side. Because it'd be so easy, so easy to just...
ā¤ļø He tells them to leave town, or he'll make good on his threats. He'll take a day off from an incoming missions to watch over them. Whether they leave or scramble to find you... Well, he knows you'll be a bit sad that they're gone now. But, hey, you'll always have him <3
šŸ’™ Vergil is far colder in his approach. Unlike his younger brother, Vergil feels no need to camouflage his intent or feelings. He does not like this person, he does not like them being near you, they do not deserve you - even just as little as basking in your presence. He barely talks to them, and if pushed to, his replies are curt and blunt. You're pretty much shadowed by Vergil the entire time, too. Though, he may just take some time to talk to your friend one-on-one and inform they you already have a mate and their presence in your life is no longer needed.
āš”ļø Vergil is fuming for days, no- weeks afterward. That human dared to laugh in his face?! He's sworn to never attack any human unable to take him on considering his strength and power... But he's more than willing to let that rule slide for this. It's imperative that he must. That fool is a stain on your life. But fear not, beloved, Vergil has the power to protect you.
šŸ’™ Vergil is strategic. He waits. For months, he waits. He could have stopped or changed his mind at any time. It's a long time to wait, after all. A long time to consider taking a human's life. But, that's just how dedicated he is. How much love he has for you. He will wait for as long as it takes. He will move any mountain. He will break every rule he's made for himself. Vergil had to hold his excitement when you first found out your friend was missing and when the news breaks, it's reported they had passed from a gunshot wound. So unlike Vergil. And when he pulls you into a comforting embrace, a gentle purr rumbling in his chest, you can't see the smile that greets his lips. Victorious.
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constantlyfeelsick Ā· 5 months ago
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I havent seen anyone mention the biological aspect of Dante's and Vergil's existence, like lemme just explain what i mean.
You ever think about how in order to have kids, Sparda would need to either be part of a species related to humans (which would mean demons are part of the same family as humans) or did Sparda manipulated his DNA to be compatible with human DNA. because in order to have kids, there needs to be overlap in DNA, and in order to have fertile offspring (which nero's existence proves), you need to have related species. like take mules, for example, horses and donkeys have enough overlap in DNA to produce offspring but not enough to produce fertile offspring (all mules are sterile). so do you think demons are related to humans, or did Sparda use some kinda demonic power to manipulate his DNA.
For reference, my knowledge of genetics is very limited, so idk the exact language to use, but you get my point (also the paragraph above may be a bit janky, it was meant to be a text to oomf, who still hasnt responded)
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ariseur Ā· 9 months ago
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Dante coming home to see an army of chubby cats that seem to multiply every time he turns his back, while reader is having the time of their life.
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ā€œyou seeā€”?! that one was not there before i came back!ā€
you laughed as dante pointed at the small chartreux cat that laid in your lap, messing with the fabric on your shirt. when dante had gotten home, he was greeted with the sight of you in a sea of felines while a, ā€˜what the hell happened?ā€™ left his mouth, although it sounded more like a bewildered statement than a question.
you beamed at him, watching his eyes flicker over the multitude of kitties surrounding the living room, all of their furs eventually melding into colorful blobs as they smushed together in groups. ā€œwhat do you mean?ā€
ā€œiā€™m tellinā€™ ya,ā€ he started, taking a swig of whatever liquid you hoped wasnā€™t expired that remained in his cup, ā€œitā€™s like they multiply every time i blink.ā€
ā€œokay, now youā€™re over-exaggerating.ā€
ā€œhow many cats even are there?ā€
you pouted as another one came up to rest upon the foot of the couch, nestled against your legs, ā€œthey were all alone on the cold streets, dante. have you no sympathy?ā€
he sat down next to you on the sunken couch, old pleather peeling away as the cats made biscuits in it. you held out the small kitten in your hands, passing it into danteā€™s arms. dante watched as he placed the mug down on a nearby surface, brows furrowing as he looked down at the tiny kitty in his hands. it looked up at him, eyes of amber gazing into a pair of own silver ones, pupils dilating just at the sight of dante.
ā€œknew heā€™d like you, heā€™s a little shit-stirrer, too.ā€
dante didnā€™t pay any mind to your words besides a small chuckle, looking down at the cat as it blinked wearily and relaxed in his arms.
ā€œi still didnā€™t forget that it teleported.ā€
ā€œdidnā€™t think you would, dante.ā€
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suvidrache Ā· 1 year ago
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Missions
age in bio when interacting. minors do not interact.
Word Count: 536 | Read it on AO3 | Masterlist
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Dante and skating. Ice skating. With Dante's natural behavior, one could assume that Dante would be a terrible skater. Maybe it depended on who you asked. He's probably never skated a day in his life.
You had wanted to go skating, but unfortunately, the weather was never cold enough, and there were no frozen ponds to even attempt it in Redgrave. Still, you continued to ask Dante about skating one day. He had no objections and would gladly take you when he one day could. He just had to find the right place and the right time to do so. Although he frequently forgets things, strangely enough, this wasn't something he forgot about. He was going to take you skating one day.
You sat snuggled up in a blanket by the warm fire as it snowed outside. Normally, Dante would be inside with you. However, he said he had to leave. You missed him but understood. He would be back soon, especially in this weather. He hated lying to you. He hated the thought of even betraying you, but he couldn't let you guess as to where he was going. It was unusual for him to be out here in the cold. Telling you that he was going on a trip was the easiest thing that he could say. He wasn't very good at lying, but you believed him, and he left after telling you he'd see you again. He returned home rather quickly. You had no complaints; it's just that you were surprised. You greeted him at the door and asked him about his day. He wasn't very detailed about it, which was unusual, but he told you how he wanted to show you something.
You headed upstairs and slowly began to get ready. You wondered what was wrong with Dante and his strange behavior, but maybe he'd be back to normal after he showed you whatever it is that he wanted you to see. You weren't sure what it was, but you hoped that he was okay. You finished and headed downstairs.
ā€œAlright, I'm ready.ā€
Dante stood up and smiled as he took your hand and led you through the city.
ā€œWhere are we going?ā€
ā€œIt's a surprise.ā€ He responded.
He led you to a pond. There wasn't much around it, but it was frozen. Any of the things that had been there previously had been wiped away. There wasn't going to be anyone to bother you or get onto you for trespassing. Unfortunately, neither of you had skates, but it didn't matter. It was probably safer that you didn't have any. Dante took a careful slide out onto the ice and turned towards you. He held out his hand, wanting you to join him.
ā€œI'm not sure about thisā€¦ā€
ā€œIt's fine, I promise. I was out here earlier on that "mission," I told you vaguely about.ā€ He said, smiling as he watched you.
You took a careful step and slid. Dante caught you before anything could happen. Whether you were good at it or not, it didn't matter. Dante was there to help you, or he would be there to go along with you. He'd show off some of his best skating tricks.
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alicethenobody Ā· 9 days ago
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Hot take: A lot of people think Nero would find Danteā€™s quips obnoxious but considering the fact he has a similar sense of humor with the way he quips with bosses I think itā€™s the opposite. I think heā€™d join in on joking with Dante while fighting enemies together.
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cerezzzita Ā· 1 year ago
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Hi, i saw you have your request open so here i go, requesting some hcs for Dante, Vergil and Trish having a short sweet-toothed s/o who also loves to bake.
notes: heeey there, anon! In advance sorry for the waiting, it took long enough but at least here we are! I hope you like it, because I surely did loved writing these headcanons, and with Trish being included? Better than ever!
Enjoy the reading and thanks for requesting! <3
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ā €šŸ“ Ė– . įµŽįµŽ Dante, Vergil & Trish with a short sweet-toothed S/O
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ā™” tags: gender-neutral reader, no use of pronouns (you/yours only), no description of reader's appearance, short!reader, use of petnames, three devils being soft af, Vergil and Trish might have been sorta ooc pardon in advance.
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Dante
Perfect match, to be honest.
Calls you "shortcake" or "shortie" most of the time and if you're annoyed by thatā€¦ he'll keep doing it, sorry. He loves you enough to annoy you as well.Ā 
Being as sweet-toothed as he is, no wonder he'll ask you constantly to make some desserts with strawberries or red fruits in general such as raspberries or cherries.Ā 
And please don't let Dante get one inch near the kitchen, this man will eat as many of the berries plus he's catastrophic at cooking.
At least let him add some of the ingredients and mix them together here and there, he'll be satisfied and happy enough.Ā 
He'll eat the batter when you're not looking, by the way.Ā 
Still on the ingredients topic, doesn't this bitch (affectionately) loves when you ask him for help to reach something you can't? He's all smugly smirks, towering you with that huge figure of his and in the best of the cases, lifting you so you can reach it by yourself.Ā 
Dante's personal favorite dessert made by you became The Devil's Cake, but instead of being fulfilled of chocolate only, there's lots and lots of strawberry jam and fresh strawberries on top of it.Ā 
Late night munchies are a must! You two can and will be watching whatever series or movies while cuddling and devouring almost all of a whole damn bakery because Dante has a black hole instead of a regular stomach.Ā 
Saw a recipe for dessert pizza once, got obsessed with it, asked you to make it, you made it, he's even more in love with you.Ā 
"Babe, you're a sweetheartie. A candy angel, I love you so much," said Dante, mouth full of sweet pizza and eyes full of tears of joy and passion.Ā 
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Vergil
Vergil strikes me as a cinnamon roll enjoyer. That's it, that's the post.Ā 
But really, I don't think he has a sweet-tooth or enjoys sugary foods that much. He likes it, sure, but at moderate bits.Ā 
Unlike Dante, he does not make fun of your heightā€¦ Yet he finds it quite endearing.Ā 
Calls you "little bird". Let me have him be affectionate and lovely for a sec, okay?Ā 
Vergil also gets worried by the amount of sugar you consume.Ā 
"You'll get plenty of cavities if you keep eating desserts at that level."Ā 
He helps you with your recipes too. I'm kinda sure that Vergil knows a thing or two in the cooking field, correct me if I'm wrong (I am wrong).Ā 
As previously said, he likes more, hm, refined flavors, such as cinnamon and vanilla and if you're baking cinnamon rolls, count him on it!Ā 
Don't ask Vergil to chop the ingredients unless you want him to put on a show about it.Ā 
If you like drinking tea, you better prepare a bunch of sweet treats because you're having regular, calm silent tea evenings ft. Vergil and his poetry book.Ā 
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Trish
Oh my, what can I say about Trish?
She's not a sugary-sweet person. Instead, she's mostly on sour candies and neutral fruits field.Ā 
With that being said, I hope you're ready to constantly bake lemon pies and banana cakes.Ā 
Trish does not know how to cook for her dear life, she prefers watching you instead and maybe teasing you along with it.
"Trish, I could use a little hand." "Pardon me if I can't help but think you're all cute on your own, sugar."
Speaking of teasing, this devil surely knows how to make you fluster with her little comments about your height, but of course, always keeping it comfortable enough to not get you mad or sad.Ā 
"Need some help there, honeypie?" "My, if you ever get trouble reaching that shelf, you need to wear some of my heels."
And although Trish is not your sous chef, she is certainly your personal tasting critic, which is an advantage mostly to her.Ā 
"So, what do you think?" "Hm, I liked the caramel on top of the fruit, and it's sour just in the way I love. It's a ten out of ten, honey."Ā 
Brought you some silly clothes like sweaters and shirts with some candy motif and oh, sure, fruity flavored lip gloss.Ā 
Anything for her honeybun~
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mannequinreligi0n Ā· 1 month ago
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Hello obscura, would you be open to writing something about the Sparda brothers quietly in love with the reader (or the reader not so interested/doesnā€™t feel the same way)? Iā€™d love to read more about themā€¦aaaarghhh šŸ˜­
OFC ! i love psychoanalyzing these two to pieces, so thank you for this <3
There are a multitude of similarities in how the twins would pine over someone. The most glaring to me is that both Dante and Vergil would only fall for someone they have a personal connection to (aka demiromantic). Both have been through insurmountable trauma, and letting someone even remotely close to them would be a huge trigger due to their multitude of losses. It would take a lot of hard work from the person of interest to even form and maintain a friendship with them, let alone a relationship.
If it came down to them developing feelings for someone and the person didnā€™t reciprocate, I donā€™t think they would take it well. Both twins are extremely self-destructive and donā€™t know how to regulate/control their feelings (mostly because of trauma, though perhaps we can also blame the impulsivity and intensity of their devil genes).
Specifics for each twin below. ā¬‡ļø
Dante would very much brush off the rejection - playing it cool and coughing out a self-deprecating joke to soften the blow. He would maintain the friendship with the individual and act like he never said anything, but it would eat him alive, day in and day out. Every lingering glance, every laugh from the person would chip away another part of him. Dante is also very much an avoidant attachment; he constantly keeps everyone at arms length to ā€œprotectā€ them and himself. The rejection would only solidify in his mind that he canā€™t let himself get close to anyone, that putting himself out into the world would only create more problems for him - and he has enough problems. He would still hang around the person and chop it up, but behind closed doors, I think his reliance on alcohol would see an uptick. Drinking himself dumb in order to sleep, only sober when heā€™s out on a job (if even that). Dante has a terrible habit of deflecting. Deny, deny, deny. Heā€™s incredibly intelligent and can read a room like no other - he knows exactly how to act to make people believe whatever about him. The way the person of interest would figure out how badly heā€™s taking the rejection would be if they happened to stop by his place late enough, catching him knee deep in whiskey bottles and neglected of all his needs.
Vergil, on the other hand, would rather eat glass than confess his feelings to someone. And it would take months, if not longer, for him to truly feel safe enough to conceptualize loving someone outside of his family. His feelings would not be revealed willingly - it would probably be accidentally blurted, or exposed when/if the person of interest confronts him about it. In contrast to his brother, Vergil is an anxious attachment, through and through. He is constantly in a state of fear, worried the person will turn their back on him or forget him entirely. As a result, he unknowingly will cling to them like his life depends on it - checking in on them constantly, frequently asking their opinion of him and whatever heā€™s doing. It could be overbearing and anxiety-inducing, which could lead to the mentioned confrontation. Regarding rejection, Vergil would shut down entirely. Think of a small child being yelled at by a parent: theyā€™ll run and hide, crying in a dark corner of their room until someone comes to find them (if they come at all). He would shut that person out entirely, too embarrassed and ashamed to even show his face to them again. I see him locking himself away in his room for days, only having enough energy to cry and write. If not that, heā€™d just disappear entirely, practically falling off the face of the earth until heā€™s pushed down the ugly feelings enough to return. He would behave coldly to the person there after, even if it internally killed him.
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rodeoxqueen Ā· 1 year ago
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Buckle up, because we're about to make (well, I guess more in this case have) some good domestic tunes! So, Dante and his S/O doing some house chores like doing dishes together or washing clothes together and chatting about the daily shenanigans in the Sparda fam? I just need some good slice-of-life-y with my man and delivered by you is truly a delight, dear Rodeo! It's also my first time requesting on non-anon here, btw hehe, cherry kisses for ya! ā¤
HOWDY HOW YOU DOIN'?? Here's some headcanons for domestic Dante. I'm a bit burnt out from school but this is what I was able to write in my spare time.
Love,
Rodeo
Being Domestic With Dante!
Expect that if you don't do chores with Dante, he won't do them himself. He loves your attention and begrudgingly does chores with you to spend more time with his beloved.
Especially dishes. God he hates dishes.
And LAUNDRY. He'd rather just buy more clothes.
So when you first start dating, you get your work cut out for you.
Eventually, you and him form a symbiotic relationship with keeping house. If you both do it together, you're positively unstoppable.
Dante loves to talk and you often find yourselves gossiping like middle school girls over a rack of dishes to clean and dry.
He'll always squeeze in a little hip bump as he is an audaciously flirty man no matter how long into the relationship you guys are in.
If you bend over to grab the laundry from the machine, just expect a swat to your ass as this man cannot help himself.
Dante is a bit of a bum when it comes to doing laundry regardless, so it's a good thing you're here to help him with it.
He also knows what you can do in your spare time while you wait for the machines to do their thing ;).
Dante puts the dishes up higher and cleaning supplies where you cannot reach so you have to ask for his help. He also likes to see you on your tippy toes anyways.
Dante starts looking forward to Sundays when you two keep house.
You can find him sliding along the hallways in his white socks while singing a song, dusting as he goes along.
"Hey babe?" you ask, looking for the detergent.
"Yeah-*CRASH*" Dante is cut off, his smooth path deterred as he trips over the carpet from sliding around.
What a mess.
It's nice to have you there to keep your shared home nice. When Dante was younger, he was alone so it didn't matter what the place looked like.
However now, he's got a sweet doll like you in his life to make sure that everything is in tip top shape.
He's so grateful for the fact that there is work to be done around the house.
It means more time with you <3.
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