#dandy and dilly

[dia-smthidk]

I’m not entirely caught up on how problematic the devs are nor do I wish to know, though that does not mean I condone any of that behavior

I just enjoy the game, not whatever cp stuff goin on bruh 🙅

[astros-nightmare]

No thanks I'm not trying to get poisoned green demon. Even if it wasn't poisoned whose to say they -points at other anons- didn't?

-White shades anon

Vain: ohh truth… more for me!!

[its-a-dilly-dally-dandys-world]

As stated before, I made a Dandy's World OC. His name is Hop, and he's an Easter event character.

Here's his Introduction card.

The first Template (information card) was made by the user @spacedoutflowers

The second one (introduction card/poster) was made by me but with the help of the assets created by @tinysmileyrose

Onto some trivia to tie this all nicely and neatly.

Hop is easily startled, just like a real bunny, and prefers to spend his time in quiet places, such as a library with Brightney or in Astro's room;

He gets along well with Cosmo, but Sprout intimidates him, probably because both are that open with talking to strangers;

Despite being adverse to loud noises, he doesn't mind Pebble's barks, and he actually joins him in his chasing games a lot;

He loves it when the other Toons join him in hiding and retrieving the eggs. Toodles usually finds most of them, and Goob finds the best-hidden ones.

Scraps, Shelly, and Glisten help him with decorating Gardenview and the chocolate eggs;

Even after years and years, he still doesn't know what to make of Dandy. He seems scary but also remorseful;

Cocoa and he are twins, same clutch of chocolate eggs, but raised separately;

He was "born" in an accident involving Ichor and a big chocolate Easter egg. Curious about what would happen, Delilah gave the egg to the two Easter toons she had already made. Three weeks later, the egg hatched.

Edit: HE'S A MAIN NOW, here's some noises i found for him

Idle sounds:

When you startle him

attack sound

running

All sounds were found and posted here

[dyinggirldied]

Danny, burnout and exhausted of being the basically only one who can fight ghosts but still gets villainized and hated by the people he saved, decides he's done.

Because he's 14 he runs to another city, one where his parents and GIW cannot willy dilly do whatever they want. Yes, he runs to Gotham. Without telling anyone.

At Gotham, he ultilizes his intelligence in making fake ID and studies at a normal if a bit run down Gotham high school, not the fancy one where Tim or Damian is studying because 1) he's trying to lay low and 2) he hates the rich. He uses an old abadoned fire station as his home.

It's all fine and dandy. He doesn't need to intervene much since there are plenty of vigilantes in this city and he's free to just...focus. On himself, his education.

Meanwhile, Amity Park is literally and metaphorically under fire with his absence.

[sillybilly-room21]

pssstt��� over here!!

HEYYYY HIIII HELLO HIIIIII!!!!!!!!

Apologies for the outburst, here’s one of my favorite songs to listen to while you scroll through my intro!

INTRO!!

I’m Silly Billy!! Welcome to my blog!!

I also go by Silly and Vars!

I am a minor!

I go by She/Her!

My media interests!:

Lethal League Blaze, Pressure, Dandys World, Cookie Run Kingdom, Will Wood, Osmosis Jones/Ozzy and Drix, Portal, Blocktales, Great God Grove, Ena (Series and Dream BBQ), The Eltingvile Club, and some Oingo Boingo

My hobbies!:

Art, trinket collecting, gaming, and roblox myth hunting!

MY ARTWORK!!

Sorry for the low quality, but this is the stuff i’ve drawn!! This is my favorite character from Lethal League Blaze: Candyman! He was introduced to me in 2023 from an animation I saw on youtube, and now he lives in my head rent-free. I draw him almost everyday, fav silly guy!!

OTHER

I don’t only post art, I also post some silly little rants that i’d like to share to the world! If you see the tag: #out of context silly billy on a post, then that’s probably just me dilly dallying and spewing out whatever my brain thinks of.

Speaking of whatever brains think of, go ahead and slip a little question for me in the inbox! Either drawing requests (doodles), general questions, or a silly little comment, go right ahead!! ^o^

END

That’s all folks! Follow me if ya like my art work, more is on the way!! Bye bye!! (I hope you enjoyed the music!)

-Love and Jawbreakers,

Silly Billy

[upslapmeal]

The Three Doctors

They're comin back baybeeeeeeee

lmao Three stirring his coffee with science equipment

Liz must have been turning in her...idk office chair?

‘make yourself at home. we’re only supposed to be a top secret security establishment’

need that handshake meme for UNIT and Torchwood where the middle says ''''''''secret''''''''

‘when I tell you to run, you run’

nooo RIP Bessie 

Benton seeing the TARDIS for the first time!

‘Sergeant, aren’t you going to say that it’s bigger on the inside than it is on the outside? everybody else does’ 

‘the first law of time expressly forbids him to meet himself’ guys I've got bad news for you about something that is going to happen many times

Two!!!! 

recorder!!!!

TWO!!!!!!! 

‘I can see you’ve been doing the TARDIS up a bit. I don’t like it’ there it is!!

‘you don’t mind do you’ ‘ yes’ ‘I didn’t think you would’ I love them and I’ve missed Two

‘CONTACT’ ‘CONTACT’ 

‘show me the earliest Doctor’ aaaaaaaaaaaa

One <3 <3 <3

‘oh so you’re my replacements, a dandy and a clown’

it’s quite sad how you can tell Bill is struggling but it’s so good to see him again

‘so stop dilly dallying and cross it!’

interesting seeing the Time Lords like.. actually doing a job

I mean I guess we kinda got it in the War Games but this is Desk Job Managing Time

‘where are we’ you’re in a quarry Jo

‘you’re his assistant’ ‘his WHAT??’

 ‘care for a jelly baby’ wait this started with Two??

‘e=mc^2…well there’s no doubt about that’ glad they could confirm that this character is a Scientist

‘I can boost this through the TARDIS’s communications circuit..’ *all the contents fall out* ‘..I think’ oh boy the Brig is this close to ensuring that Two regenerates early

One again!!!!!

‘who in the name of heaven was that’ ‘I’m afraid you’d never believe me’

‘he told me to and I’ve always had a great respect for his advice’

I love One being trated like the Wise Elder when he's literally the baby of the group

beyonce meme OMEGA??

‘mind over antimatter’ good to see he shares the Doctor's propensity for making bad puns

‘there’s sand everywhere!!!’ ‘oh splendid, who’s for a swim’ I genuinely think the Brig might explode

oh yikes I see why Omega wears the helmet 

I’m so glad we’re getting a bit of One each episode, I thought it was going to be a one (heh) off

‘are you sure that you and he are the same intelligence’ savage Omega 

can’t wait for Two’s recorder to end up saving the day

‘we cannot take off the mask because..’ ur too ugly

oh that’s a proper cry of anguish

‘three of them. I didn’t know when I was well off’ oh the Brig is going to need a holiday

lol the recorder actually is going to save the day

‘wonderful chap. both of him’

 ‘you young men and I’ One you realise these are older versions of you right??

‘I shudder to see what you’ll do without me’ One’s actual final words (Hurndall and Bradley you don’t count)

ahhh I love seeing all three names in the credits!

I think if I had been a kid in 1972 I would have lost my mind with excitement seeing One and Two again!! At least I know I'll be getting some more Two in the future...

[scoutandvioletfan]

Do you like doughnuts, delicious doughnuts? Well if you do, then you deserve some doughnuts Delicious doughnuts, some dipped in sugar Some dipped in jelly, dipped by me, I'm Duchess CHORUS: If you like doughnuts, delicious doughnuts Don't dilly-dally, have a dozen of my doughnuts Delicious doughnuts, they're downright dunky And they are definitely done by only me, Yes, they are deep-fried, dipped and dabbed by Duchess And when I deliver my delicious doughnuts, I do the Doughnut Dance. Don't you want to do the dance too? What a delicious Doughnut Dance! (Repeat Chorus) I'm Duchess, I'm Duchess, I'm Duchess .Delicious Doughnuts!

I'm Duchess.I love to dance my dazzling dance. I'm sure you agreeIt's a dazzling dance. Da-da-da-ra-da-da-da! I'm dancing dozens of steps That have never been danced before, Darting and dipping and skipping and flipping And dashing across the floor.I'm Duchess.I love to dance my dazzling dance. I'm sure you agree It's a dazzling dance. Da-da-da-ra-da-da-da! Diving and dodging and leaping as high as a dinosaur, Dancing and dancing and dancing and dancing Until I can't dance anymore. Don't dilly-dally, do as I do. Do as D does, do as D does, Dance with me. Hooray for you! Hooray for me! Hooray for the dazzling dance!

Dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, doggy; Dee-dee, dangerous dragon; Dee-dee, dee-dee, donkey, duckie Dinosaur Oh, dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, dinner; Dee-dee, dee-dee, De-licious; Dee-dee, dee-dee, dee, don't drop dishes Down on the floor Oh, do a dance Dig some dirt Dunk a doughnut for dessert Draw a daisy that's dee-de-lightful to see When "D" is handy, it's fine and dandy Dee, dee-dee, dee"D" is such a very nice letter Each day I like it better That lovely letter called "D!" (dialogue) Draw a daisy that's dee, de-lightful to see When "D" is handy, it's fine and dandy Dee, dee-dee, dee"D" is such a very nice letter Each day I like it better That lovely letter called "D,"Dee-dee, dee, having fun But now I'm dee, dee, dee, done!

[altaccount95]

Dillying is all find and dandy. But DALLYING???

[dippitydoppitydingdong]

Looey is trying his gosh dilly damn hardest to stay positive but internally he. oh he is not okay.

as much as i love Glisten my anxious ass could not handle the pressure of not knowing how much time i have left 😭

and ngl i came up with most of these challenges on a whim lol

one thing i did put a decent amount of thought into was which E4 tended to which Gyms!

Vee handled Looey and Glisten because:

- Looey has 4 star skill check

- Glisten has 5 star extraction speed (and they're besties 💅)

- Bonus: All three of them have 2 star stealth and some kind of entertainment background!

Shelly handled Gigi and the Craft Sibs because:

- Gigi also has low Stamina and 5 star skill check

- She and the Craft Sibs are all roughly the same color (yeah. i know it's dumb. it makes sense to me)

Sprout handled Cosmo and Finn because:

- You know exactly why for Cosmo

- ...yeah i just didn't want to subject Vee to Water Gym so Sprout got it lol

Astro handled Connie and Flutter because:

- Connie has 5 star stealth and the blackout glow

- Flutter is very quiet/silent

- Bonus: Since he's the strongest of the Elite Four, both of the Gyms he takes on are ones he has a type disadvantage to!

my next task for this au is deciding levels for all the E4 Pokémon... and eventually getting to making Dandy's team heheh...

if you need more food before then, i can ramble about supporting characters in the meantime– so the likes of Rodger, Toodles, Pebble, and Teagan. And maybe also the Xmas Toons. I need to also find something for Yatta to do...

okie ummmm i wanna yappa dappa doo to you abt my DW x Pokémon thingy teehee

this will be very long and is just me yammering about the Gym Leaders' team builds. they are EVIL.

(my previous hyperfixation was on Kieran from the Indigo Disk DLC so i have a somewhat decent amount of knowledge on competitive stuff and game mechanics to absolutely ruin someone's day :D)

SO ANYWAYS.

the whole point of Gardenview here is to act like a Gym Challenge but for Trainers who like suffering want an extra challenging kick to it

this means that, even on the lower end of things, the Gym Leaders are going to ABSOLUTELY WHOOP ASS

Cosmo is a Fire specialist, and is the first Gym Leader, meaning he's got only a few Pokémon at really low levels. This means nothing because his first Pokémon is a Darumaka with Hustle and Flare Blitz. If it can hit, that Flare Blitz is 100% going to OHKO. And his second Pokémon is a Heat Rotom holding Charcoal and the moves Will-O-Wisp, Thunder Shock, and Overheat. just because :)

Looey is a Flying specialist, and his team is rather unassuming: his lead is a Hoppip with Leech Seed (annoying), then a Serene Grace Togetic with Ancient Power (okay, a little scary), and then his ace is a Drifblim holding a FLAME ORB, which activates its Flare Boost ability and DOUBLES ITS SPECIAL ATTACK STAT. Those Shadow Balls gonna huuurrrttt

Finn is the Water specialist, and all of his Pokémon have Swift Swim to reference his Reel In passive ability. His Poliwhirl is also running Rain Dance to use when its HP is low so that rain is set up when his ace hits the field: Barraskewda. That fishy now has a speed stat of 272. AND ITS HOLDING A DAMP ROCK TO EXTEND THE RAIN. And its attack stat is 123, so it is absolutely TEARING through teams like they're wet paper

Gigi's next up and she's the Dark specialist, leaning more into her trait of being a thief rather than her gambling (but the Dark type Unova E4, Grimsley, is a gambler, so it works still). Her lead is a Purrloin with the Prankster ability, Hone Claws (for set up), Screech (to lower opponent defense), Sucker Punch (cuz fuck you), and Baton Pass (to pass along the stat boosts). It ideally wants to switch into her Weavile, which has the Pickpocket ability (hah) and Metal Claw to further boost its attack and rip through teams easily– if you can kill that, then her Weakness Policy Thievul comes out, hits a Nasty Plot, and sweeps with Snarl, Dark Pulse, and Psychic.

Connie is the Ghost specialist, and her team is rather generic, but her lead Misdreavus will startle you with Dazzling Gleam and Thunderbolt, using Wise Glasses to boost its damage output, and that Dusknoir of hers can eat attacks easily and dish out big time damage. Her ace is a Gengar holding Life Orb with Sludge Bomb followed with Venoshock and Hex that get boosted because of that poison status condition and also Dazzling Gleam for them Dark types.

As the resident Double Battlers, Scraps and Goob are the Normal type specialist duo, and they are NOT messing around. They lead with Smeargle and Grafaiai (painters who use their tail and hands respectively), and Scraps focuses on supporting her brother while he starts the asswhooping right out the gate. His Grafaiai holds a Grip Claw and leads with Fling, dealing 90BP and activating its Unburden ability, doubling its Speed and enabling Acrobatics to deal double damage. Smeargle knows Spore (honk shoo mimimi), Pollen Puff (heals Goob's mons), Decorate (boost Goob's mons attack stats), and Wide Guard (no spread moves for you). If you get knock those two down, out come their aces: Muscle Band Technician Ambipom (Scraps) and Blunder Policy Bewear with low accuracy moves and Stomping Tantrum (Goob). They are OUT FOR BLOOD AND THEY WILL GET IT.

Flutter is second to last and the Bug specialist, and Bug types may be defensively weak but Flutter is here to deal massive amounts of damage and nothing else. Her lead Golisopod and second-up Lokix both hold Eject Button and have the move First Impression, which means that if all goes well for her, these two will get to land SIX FIRST IMPRESSION ATTACKS. And then her Vikavolt hits really strong Thunderbolts, Bug Buzzes, and Energy Balls, and her Venomoth and ace Vivillion are set up sweepers with Quiver Dance, the latter of which utilizing its Compound Eyes ability to land nearly unmissable Sleep Powders and Hurricanes. She is NOT messing around and will beat your team into the dirt before you can get through half of hers.

And finally, our boy Glisten is here to show off with his beautiful Fairy types, ranging from Magic Bounce Hatterene with Psychic Terrain and Psyshock, to Serene Grace Togekiss holding a King's Rock and with Ancient Power to boost, Air Slash for flinch abuse, and Roost for longevity, and then finishing off with a Pixilate Sylveon with Calm Mind to set up and a now Fairy-type Hyper Voice to activate Throat Spray for bullshit levels of Special Attack boosting.

these 8 are here to absolutely destroy your team and really, only Cosmo feels bad about it lol

(I ALSO GAVE THEM BATTLE DIALOGUES. DO LET ME KNOW IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE THEM.)

i'm not quite done with the E4 teams and have nothing down for Dandy yet, but i will get there at some point!!!!!!

sorry this was so long. i got a little excited 💔

HELP ME??? I WOULD BE ***SEETHING*** (in a VERY GOOD WAY!!! I like challenges!!!) if I had to deal with these teams in game??? INSANITY. This is a challenge where you better be GRINDING before even the first Gym, dear god, I love it.

JESUS, ANCIENT POWER IS ALREADY AN ANNOYING MOVE BUT WITH LOOEY'S TEAM??? I would simply cry /silly. Okay I love the Barraskewda because omg I NEVER see Barraskewda being used (literally had to look up this Pokemon because even I hadn't ever heard of it before??) and that's so cool for Finn omg. I was assuming with Finn his ace would be smth like Wishiwashi simply because I had the WORST time with that Totem Wishiwashi when I played Sun/Moon (tbf I had trouble with a lot of the Totem Pokemon in that game but I was also just Not Very Good at the game back then lol), but Barraskewda would be so much cooler.

"Sucker Punch (cuz fuck you)" is the best way to describe the sucker punch move tbh, one of my biggest pet peeves when playing (it's annoyed me so much I don't even put it on MY Pokemon :sobbing:), Dark Type fits so well for Gigi though. Thievul my beloved from Sword/Shield, she would be excused from me getting mad at her fight simply because of that hjgfss. That seems like it would hurt BIG TIMEE.

SCRAPS' AND GOOB'S FIGHT SOUNDS AWESOME WHAT THE HECK??? You wouldn't expect much from Normal Type users usually but MAN you weren't kidding when you say they're out for blood, good GRAVY. Goob with Bewear is so fitting HJGFSS. Flutter is so me-core fr, not much for defense but just doing everything in power to give out as much damage as possible heheheh.

GLISTEN MY BOY :saluting_face: He's gonna deck my entire team and look pretty doing it hjgfsss. Out of all of these based on my experiences with Pokemon I think I'd have the worst times with Scraps + Goob, Glisten, Gigi, and Connie :sobbing: /positive. I love how all of these teams are ready to just shred your own teams to bits, including the first gym leader. If just the First 8 gyms are this brutal I can only imagine how bad the Mains + Dandy would be HJGFSS. You have no need to apologise for this being long it was so fun to read through??? AUGH I love it, I adore how well thought-out this is!!!

[gone-dw-abt-it]

Wips of Bricky and Dandy(and soon Dilly), this is the treat you’ll get of their appearance while I finish up these refs to be better (more things on it- including fixing that FOOT) colors and have their tattoos, if you like this one well enough I’ll work on the rest of their world including two.. *odd* beings...

But yeah! Some spoils since I’ve been working on them for close to a week drawing wise!

[tolerateit]

so glad kendall is finally in his silly goose era. love to see him dilly dally around and have a dandy time it's what he deserves

[flashhxn-lights]

greetings mother, i've diedth thrice and revivedth.....it has been too long since we haveth last met....how is thou doingth???.....i hopeth all isth finese possy fresh for thee....

Greetings to thou as well my child.

I've found myself a husband, his name would be heimdall <33

He could be well, quite troublesome at times and absolutely bone itching but he's quite handsome, wouldn't thou agree?

And yes my dear child, i have been much more delightful

I hopth as well that everything'd be fine and dandy for thou too.

Now don't dilly dally dear, go play with thou's friends

[freddie-mercury-rising]

Day 16 “The Fairy Feller’s Master-Stroke” from Queen 2

 I know I say this about every Queen song, but this side of the Queen 2 album is sublime. Like, if I was my 1970s teenage self, I’d have played this “black” side of the album so many times it wouldn’t even play anymore.

This song is genius. I could listen to it every single day.

The beginning is so brilliant.

“He’s a fairy fellaaahhh” (insert this whimsical whistle noise). I think it sets the mood for this song being just the most quirky, whimsical, irreverent, cheeky thing ever. But the music behind it is superb. I mean, Brian is bringing his A-game.

“The fairy folk have gathered ‘round the new moon shine.” Then Freddie goes into this fucking amazing falsetto “to see the feller crack a nut at night’s noon time”. HELLO I have to repeat this song 78 times because I love it so much.

“As he climbs he dares to DELIVAHHHH” (and in the background, the backing vocals are Freddie singing “the master stroke!” Give me Freddie with Freddie backing vocals any time of day or night.

Freddie’s voice is so young and it makes me want to die a thousand beautiful deaths. It’s so beautiful, I can’t describe how much this song epitomizes my love for Freddie and his ability to do whatever the fuck he wants, no matter how crazy, and make it so incredibly amazing that everyone just has no choice but to love it.

“He’s a dilly-dallio.” – Okay! If you say so.

“And a satyr peers under lady’s gown.” –cheeky dirty boy! “Dirty fellow. What a dirty laddio.” Indeed!

“Tatterdemalion and a junketer”—(I think Roger himself was like OKAY where TF did you get these lyrics, Freddie…I’ve never seen you read a damn book and you come out with this?)

“He’s my heroooo” (big fucking sexy sigh from Freddie here at 1:02 or so. Listen closely and you’ll hear it).

“Fairy dandy, tickling the fancy of his lady friend.” – So I know I keep quoting the entire song, but this is so cheeky, isn’t it? I mean this is Freddie in a nutshell. He’s just sooo naughty, in such a tongue-in-cheek, silly way. I love it. I just love it!

“What a quaery fellow.” Hmmm, interesting, Freddie. Interesting. Quaery, like a hybrid of fairy and queer. Classic Freddie.

“Soldier, sailor, tinker, tailor, PLOUGHBOY… waiting to hear the SoUnD!”

Okay, my daughter thought he was saying “Soldier, sailor, Roger Taylor, ploughboy” and I refuse to believe that that isn’t a better lyric than the original. Sorry Freddie. Although I’m sure he would agree if he had thought of it.

The part that is freaking amazing—and The Queen Pod, in their episode about this side of the album, described it actually quite a lot better than I could—is about at 1:58, when the tempo changes a bit and there’s a little bell sound, right before Freddie says “Oberon and Titania…”

In the QueenPod, they actually describe why it sounds so amazing, based on the actual tempo, blah blah. It made a lot of sense when they said it, because I have no clue about music, but I know it sounds freaking incredible in the song. Basically, Freddie starts singing on the beat that you didn’t expect him to, so it fucks with you in the most incredibly positive way.

Freddie’s voice, man. This man was too much for this world.

Also, the outro to this song, with the piano, and how it fades PERFECTLY into the next song, has my whole heart. LIKE do yourself a favor and listen to this album in order, like preferably on vinyl, but if not, through a music service that lets you hear each song without a pause in between.

[petergabrielyuri]

DNI if:

You’re a fairy feller, you’ve ever gathered round the new moonshine to see the feller crack a nut at night’s noon time, you swing your axe and swear, you climb and dare to deliver the master stroke, you’re a ploughman, waggoner will, and types, you’re a politician with senatorial pipe, you’re a dilly-dally-o, you’re a pedagogue squinting who wears a frown, you’re a satyr who peers under ladies’ gowns, you’re a dirty laddio, you’re a tatterdemalion or a junketer, you’re a thief or a dragonfly trumpeter, you’re my hero, you’re a fairy dandy tickling the fancy of your lady friend, you’re a nymph in yellow who’s asked to see the master stroke, you’re a quaere fellow, you’re a solider, sailor, tinker, tailor, or ploughboy, you’re waiting to hear the sound, you’re the arch magician who presides and is the leader, you’re Oberon or Titania who watch by a harridan, you’re Mab the Queen or a good apothecary man, you’ve come to say hello, you’re a fairy dandy tickling the fancy of your lady friend, you’re a nymph in yellow, you’re a quaere fellow, you’re an ostler who stares with hands on your knees, and lastly, you’ve ever said “Come on, Mister Feller, crack it open if you please.”

[freelyhauntedduck]

A Notice to My Generation

Hey, quick note,

If you are still running around and acting like everything is completely fuck-a-dilly and normal, then Fuck you.

People are dying. People are at risk of serious health complications and you are spreading around germs because, “I’m young and healthy so what do I have to fear?” Go suck rocks. Your local government may be either pleading for you to stay home or (in the case of Mississippi) making you stay at work but that doesn’t mean you can wander around going to parties and gathering in massive crowds at the beach and expect that people are going to be fine with it.

Even if you think you’re invincible and that even if this virus won’t do much to you, guess what? It still fucking can. Think of yourself as a bunch of people with the curse of Achilles. You may be mostly safe, but there is one little spot where you’re really not and for some of you it will be lethal.

And even if you’re completely fine and dandy, how many people won’t be because of your actions? How many people with medical conditions and suffering from old age are you going to harm because you think you deserve to have a normal 21st birthday party with your friends? You see your grandparents regularly? Well you won’t be seeing them much longer.

Finally, and this is very important. This virus only has a 98% survival rate if everyone can get treated. If our hospitals get overwhelmed by a massive surge in cases caused by some dickhead teenagers/young adults then that survival rate is going to drop a lot.

So for fucks sake, stop being selfish. Grab whatever groceries you need to, go home, plop your ass down on the couch and stay there. THAT IS LITERALLY ALL WE ARE ASKING OF YOU!

[frekydeki]

Returned

A/n: I’m terrible because I haven’t posted for the @ibwhellospring writing event in like six days... But I’m gonna catch up while I can, and since I’ve finally had time today to sit and write, I threw this together. Generally speaking, this is a fluff, but me being me, it ends in angst. Please enjoy! :)

Prompt: First kiss/ last kiss

Pairing: (Bucky X reader) at this point I guess it’s not really a surprise I’m just such a hoe for Bucky

"So this is the weeks dame, huh?" Is sighed next to the soldier. He removed his eyes from his brunette date and put them on the red lipped woman next to him. Her eyes turned up to his, egging him on for an answer but instead closing up his throat; boy she was poison to him. "Now what's that supposed to mean?" He barked down to her, leaned closer to her in that booth, and grinned at the spark he saw snap into her eye. Instead of rewarding him with the smack of her exceptionally well chosen words - she'd always had a tongue sharper than anything he could think of - she returned her eyes to the small form uncomfortably lingering next to the woman and her red haired friend. "I'm just wondering if she'll beat your record, Buck." The girl sighed as she put her drink down and rested her empty hands on her lap. "Not that it'd be the hardest thing to beat. I mean, the longest you've kept a girl by your side's been what? A week and a half, two at most?" "Don't you make me sound to be a player! She'll up and leave me faster than that floating car broke down earlier!" He had to really strain his ear to catch the soft, wind chime of a giggle that came from his friend next to him. "Well shouldn't you be up there with her, then? Now if I were ever taken on a date, I'd be darned if he wasn't spending time with me!" Bucky, at that, let out an exasperated sigh, smacked his lips, and flicked his wrist at the girl. "I couldn't leave you alone at the table." He flicked his head in the direction of the greasy haired man that'd been eying his friend the entire time they were there, "I wouldn't want the vultures swoopin’ in, lookin for a meal." 

"He couldn't say a word to me over this music no matter how hard he tried Bucky. I'm deaf as a doorknob here!" She whined, patting her hand over her pretty locks of hair. He smiled warmly at the pout the girl wore while she was in that joint... He knew she hated to be in such loud, crowded places, but Bucky just couldn't stand it if he didn't spend his last day in Brooklyn with his best friend and the girl he adored more than his mother's pies on a summer afternoon. A tray slapped down onto the table, filled with fries and every other type of ungodly food, and one little thing of ranch and carrots for the tiny framed man scowling at the two; both smiled warmly and sweetly up to him. "Bucky, you bring (Y/n) and I along to the most expensive diners in town to impress these girls you like to swing around with and frankly I am quite tired of it. It's eating us out of house and home!" Steve cried, motioning to his wide eyed sister. She merely laughed and pulled her older brother down by his sleeve. "Stevie don't you worry about something so measly as that! Tonight is the last night we get with Sergeant Barnes before he's off to be a hero, so we best make the most of it! Now hand me those fries I feel like I'll pass out if I go any longer without food." Her brother shoved them to her, lecturing her about how unhealthy they were to eat. "You alright there, doll?" Bucky asked the red cheeked girl, evaluating everything that was off about her that night. He'd been taking notes since he first laid eyes on her from that staircase all the way up to that moment, when it'd become too much for him to ignore anymore. Her lips were pulled down at the corners rather than resting lazily in a smile... Her eyes kept getting lost in thought while staring at nothing in particular. She'd take up her skirts in her fists or clench them together until her knuckles were white in her lap. Her shoulders were slouched when she'd usually hold them back in a confident manner... And he just couldn't help that knocking on his gut that (Y/n) just wasn't feeling well at all. In response, the girl hesitated before popping the fry in her mouth. Her eyes were kept on her hands for an alarmingly long time, and neither of those men failed to catch on to that. After she swallowed that fry, however, she beamed up to him with a smile brighter than any sun, and one that was even faker than any plastic he'd seen; it made him sick to his stomach if he was honest. "I'm dandy as a dandelion!" Steve's skin crawled with the cold lie that came from her lips. "Please don't lie like that, Y/n... It makes me uncomfortable." Bucky sighed with a smile. Her lips pursed in disappointment. "I've been just fine, right, Steve?" She looked to her brother expectantly; his answer less than satisfied the girl now glaring at her brother after the words, "No, Y/n, you've not been. A moping mess slouching around the apartment is what you've been." Came out of his mouth mindlessly. Bucky laughed heartily at the betrayed look that came from his friend. Silfishly, his thoughts began roaming about what could be knocking her so off the mark... And he ventured that perhaps it was him bringing yet another girl with them - she'd always acted a little like that when he did, but never so drastically - and even worse than that, he thought it may have to do with him leaving tomorrow in the morning. Silence rang between the three figures at the table, one carelessly snapping away at carrots, one taking preoccupied, nervous sips of her drinks, and the last staring very intensely at the other. "It's gotten pretty stuffy in here." Steve commented. Y/n nodded in agreement very quickly. "Let's go for a walk, then." Bucky suggested to the two, who gladly began gathering their things to get out of there as fast as they could. "I'll go get-" "They left. Said something about having a curfew, and told me to tell you they had a good time and would write ya." Bucky's mouth drew into a thin line. That was- "How rude!" Y/n screeched as she snatched her purse from the leather booth and stormed between them directly towards the door. "Any person with even a little bit of decency would've said goodbye themselves! For shame! Those young ladies were a bad pick on your part Barnes! And don't you say I didn't tell you so!" She was on a rant just a little ways in front of the two meandering men, both offering her warm smirks. She was a rather passive woman, until someone lit her wick and she exploded like the firecracker she was. "Say, Buck... When're you gonna tell her?" Steve leaned closer to his friend and kept his voice low so the woman in front of them couldn't hear. "Tell' er what?" Bucky stuffed his hands into his uniform pockets and looked back to the flailing woman in front of him. "Tell her that you like her?" His feet stopped moving, and so did his lungs. Like her? Like her! His wide blue eyes turned onto his friends, his mouth open and looking for the words to say to him. "I... I have no idea what you're talking about!" He coughed as he moved to catch up to Steve. A nice laugh left his friend. "Well, I just thought that maybe since you invited her everywhere, watched her every little move, smiled at everything she did, stood so close to her, found random excuses to touch her... Ya know, that you'd maybe like her... Maybe..." Steve raised his eyebrow at him before continuing his interogation, "Love her even?" "Even if I did, Steve, nothings gonna turn of it." "Why?" "I'm off to war. She's here. Plus... Y/n's your little sister. I'd hate to offend you." "Offend me! You? You're my best friend!" Steve rammed his boney elbow into Bucky's rib cage. "There's not a better man I know, and no one I'd trust her more with. Besides... There's not a man she loves and treasures more than you, Buck." Silence rumbled between the two. One having a revalation, the other painfully tired of watching the two love birds dance around each other and avoid every chance to make a move. "Other than me, of course." The blonde added. Bucky let out a loud laugh. At that, the girl locked her fiery eyes on the soldier. "Something funny, Barnes?" "Not at all!" She remained in her spot while he stepped dangerously close to her; instead of backing down she remained firm in her spot, raised her chin, and narrowed her eyes playfully. "You might not be a Sergeant mister but I'll still take ya!" She challenged. Bucky grinned as he leaned down a little closer to her. "Yeah? What'll you do about it, doll?" She was going to bite back at the brunette but Steve called down to the two from the doorway. "I'm going in. I'll catch a cold if I dilly out here much longer. I'll see you in the morning, Buck. Come inside soon, Y/n, can't have you getting a cold either." With that, his small frame was gone from view. The girl stepped up the stairs a little while Bucky stared in wonder; did she truly love him? She must've felt his eyes on her, because she snapped around and leaned to catch his darting blue eyes. "It's everything alright Bucky?" "Peachy!" She raised her brow as she tightened her folded hands on the handles of her purse and watched him intensely. "It's cold out!" He blurted nervously, messing with the hat on his head. "You got assigned to day, right?" Her voice had taken on a much softer chime. Bucky let out a loud breath through his nose. He nodded as he tried to ignore the burning beginning in his upper abdomen. "107th." He answered. "Steve got in too... Special circumstances he says." She quietly mumbled as she kicked the toe of her black heel on the step. It didn't take much examining for Bucky to notice the glazed look taking over in her downcast eyes. Bucky, without thinking much - he never did when it came to Y/n - took a few steps up to her and put his hand on her chin. "I'll protect him with everything I have, Y/n. Always have. Always will." She stared up at him, and he could see she was trying to steel her quivering lip. She nodded and sighed after she gazed into his eyes a little longer before she took her chin from his grip and walked the rest of the way to her door. But she stopped, and Bucky was still there watching her go. "And what about you, James?" She quietly asked. His chest was swarmed with warmth; because of anxiety about the morning or the concern dripping from her eyes, he didn't know. She brought her eyes to his again, "Who will protect you? Will you come back to me, James?" Her voice cracked. It broke his heart to see how petrified she was to see both of them go in the morning. "I promise I'll make it back to you, and with Steve right next to me." She clenched her jaw. "You better, James Buchanan Barnes. You better." She grabbed the door, but hesitated again. He didn't have much time to react other than to draw in a quick breath as she descended the stairs and pressed her lips to his gently. He felt the tremble in hers. Faster than it started, she pulled away... It was a shame he didn't have time to pull her closer. "You make sure you keep that promise. Good night, Bucky." She whispered before she scrambled into her apartment with red cheeks. He stood on those wet steps, staring at where Y/n was, until the cold of the damp night began to shiver in through his sleeves. He'd prayed several times since that night that it wasn't the last time he'd see her beautiful eyes or feel those soft lips - even though she'd chew on them when she was nervous or stressed, he noticed - and carried her picture in his pocket during every battle. He'd come to terms with forgetting everything else about Brooklyn, but not her. He'd forget the sound of dance music, or the echo of music from a cars radio as it passed by, and even the taste of seasoned food... But not Y/n. Her eyes were locked in his mind forever, until they scrambled his memories and finally took her away from him after twenty years.

He let out a sob that was dangerously close to a scream. His friend, the one he only just reunited with, was trembling; it's so out of his character that even Tony zips his mouth shut. Steve clenches his jaw, still trying to comprehend what's standing before him. Y/n should be older now. With white hair and laugh lines, grandchildren dancing around her, apple pies steaming on her counter. But still with those vibrant green eyes, still waiting for them to come home with a smile on her lips. So why are her eyes so dull? Why is her skin wrinkle free, her pink lips in a frown, hair dirty but still deep with color. Why is there a gun in her hand? Why is it pointed at Steve's chest? On her uniform - black and tight on her strong body - burned a symbol that made Bucky want to vomit... "Y/n..." Steve whines, not thinking -maybe even not strong enough - to raise his shield to her; his little sister would never hurt him. Falcon has to step between the blonde and the storm of bullets Y/n’s letting loose from her gun. One set of blue eyes fall vacant, and the other venomous with rage; Steve has lost his final comfort of believing that at least his little sister had a chance, and Bucky can't stop asking himself that same damn questions: How long was she tortured in the same building, in the same way as him? How many times did she cry for him? For Steve? How long did it take for her to break? If he were stronger... If he fought back, could he have saved her? It rattled him to the core that she had endured such horrors, and all of it done just under his nose. Bucky blocks a small punch from the small girl - discovering her to be considerably strong - and searches to catch her eyes. He shamelessly lets his lip contort as he watches those vacant eyes, searching his in confusion; will he ever be able to get her eyes back to the one's he loves?