#dan and phil funny

[lumintsu]

so who’s ready for phan vs. jedus

[twiggy-talking]

this came to me in a fugue state. ik the jokes aren’t funny to everyone but when you enter the circus you can’t get mad there’s clowns in there

[evermorepeyton]

STATEMENT: im really proud of dan, it must take immense bravery to pretend to not want to kiss blonde phil. if i had blonde phil so close to my face and the chance to kiss him i would stick our lips together with super glue, this took a level of acting skills i frankly didnt know he possessed within him, and i must applaud him for it.

[fer3112]

Based on recent events

[bitchslapblastoids]

the lord giveth dan howell:

the lord humbleth dan howell:

the universe maintains balance in mysterious ways

[runoutofsteam]

The crazy thing about The Ranch Monologue™️ is that Dan is using them to explain how perfect ranch is. He tastes ranch and thinks “this is such a perfect combination of flavors” and in his brain the best way to explain to Phil how much he likes it is to say “it’s just like US”. He’s not using ranch as a metaphor for his relationship he’s using the relationship to explain how perfect the ranch is.

[0nlyhere4phil]

[fryday]

phil keeping his notifications off while he's with dan (read: all the time) because the dings annoy him therefore being the reason dan was unable to reach phil to ask him to bring him his clothes is the ultimate ouroboros of codependency

[gremlin-pattie]

dan and phil: i bet everyone is so excited about us revealing the christmas album! let’s check tumblr to see what they’re saying about it

tumblr phannies: i can’t believe dan and phil’s hard launch was sponsored by fucking DRAGON CITY

[ourchunkysalsa]

i believe they’ve become a couple ☝️🩷🏳️‍🌈 i’m not sure 🤔 if they’ve gotten married 👰🏻👰🏻 but uh ❌🏳️‍🌈 they may have gotten married 🤔💍or they may just be like 🤷😕 going steady 🤔🥰👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨but they’re a 😁😆 terrific pair of comic lads👯

[ghoulish-art-tendencies]

drew the BWAGFEO thumbnail in my style <3

[bassband]

Imagining Phil opening tumblr to lurk today and just being absolutely assaulted by bwagfeo posts... tit for tat mr games

[fairylightspml]

just something about the delivery of this… absolutely hysterical

[evermorepeyton]

this is the funniest thing he’s ever said sorry. like yea the chocolate bit is incredibly gay like why is your gift for phil too? especially if it’s something he can’t have 😭

but im laughing at “my friends and family don’t know me that well and it annoys me sometimes”

wdym it annoys you when your family doesn’t know you as well as your parasocial fans 😭 i think he’d said something like this before but i just picture him receiving like a colorful sweater from an uncle or something and thinking to himself “see phannie8271729 would know i wouldn’t want this, fuck you uncle” and it’s making me laugh fuck

[blossoms-phan]

literally obsessed with the making them sign each others photocards trend besties let’s keep it up (x)

[fagus-sylvatica-beech-hedge]

true love is sacrificing your birthday cake being chocolate for your partners health and then immediately making him drink the most disgusting concoction of soup and licorice water for a gaming video