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I posted 1,881 times in 2022

262 posts created (14%)

1,619 posts reblogged (86%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@storiesofsvu

@beththebubbly

@beardedbarba

@moocowofdoom

I tagged 736 of my posts in 2022

#spring break 86 - 78 posts

#rafael barba imagine - 73 posts

#eddie munson - 68 posts

#rafael barba - 68 posts

#eddie munson imagine - 64 posts

#ask - 61 posts

#eddie munson x reader - 58 posts

#rafael barba x reader - 53 posts

#raul esparza - 51 posts

#law and order svu - 50 posts

Longest Tag: 132 characters

#genuinely very curious about this because back when i liked them the first time obviously basically everyone found them through avpm

My Top Posts in 2022:

"Spring Break '86" *Chapter 5*

Chapter 4

Chapter 6

So, GOOD NEWS:

This chapter is 22 pages long. [on a Google doc.]

BAD news: It's this long because I really don't think you'll get a new one until Monday. [Well I guess it's technically Sunday now, but-- you get my point.]

ALSO--

So I'm gonna need you to suspend your belief a TAD more for this chapter. The events in this story aren't quite syncing up to events in the show, so-- we're just using the season as GUIDELINES, more than actual rules, yeah? [Where my POTC people at!]

Also, in the show Rick's house isn't high up, but for the purposes of the story it's very high up above the water, mmk?

Oh um, also-- Vecna can possess people. YEAH. Because I said so.

I think that's all the changes. If you see any other weird different things, IT'S JUST A FANFIC OKAY. CALM DOWN.

Also I really, really love this chapter. I know I say that about all the new chapters but really, I do love this one. <3

Doin my best on the tag list guys, I think I'm gonna put it at the end of the chapter though. It's getting pretty long. Thats what she said.

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"No….No….No Eddie I'm sorry…"

You were whimpering in your sleep as you tossed and turned. Eddie had fallen asleep next to you after his shower. He took a risk sleeping in some clean boxers, thinking you'd rather sleep next to a clean body than his old rank outfit.

You were snuggled against him, so when you started your thrashing it immediately woke him up.

"Y/N?" He groggily turned over, not taking in all of your distress. After two seconds however, he realized what was happening and began shaking you.

"Y/N!!! WAKE UP!!!!!"

His frantic screaming and jostling instantly woke you from your nightmare. You looked up into his terrified brown eyes, realizing you were covered in sweat from the stress.

"Eddie," you breathed, thankful he was present day him, and not the sad senior you had just seen him as.

"It's okay," he tried to soothe you, running his hands down your shoulders. "It's okay, I'm here…"

".... So are we,"

The new voice made the both of you leap from each other, Eddie fell to the bed clumsily. You would've helped him but your full attention was taken by the sight of your Steve, Robin, and your baby brother staring at you.

"JESUS CHRIST Y/N," Dustin screamed when he realized how scantily clad you were, throwing his hands on his face.

"Shit," you quickly remembered that your attire was most definitely not appropriate for little brother viewing.

You grabbed the comforter and pulled it up to your chest, only now noticing Eddie was less dressed than you were.

"Oh my GOD!" You yelled in a panic. "Eddie, why are you naked?!”

You turned to the others: “didn't know he was naked, I swear,"

"I'm not naked, for fucks sake," Eddie grumbled as he picked himself up off the floor.

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"Spring Break '86" *Chapter 4*

Chapter 3

Chapter 5

Whoof!

Okay first of all, I noticed that not a lot any writers put little "notes" at the beginning of their chapters, they just...post them.

But I don't know, I kinda like letting you guys know what exactly is going on with me, so you kinda know what to expect going forward, ya know?

Is it annoying? I guess if it's annoying to you, you can just skip all of this and just read the damn thing, but-- yeah, I thought I'd share.

SO--

I bought a new laptop, but it won't be here until Monday. [Boo!]

So, what I have done literally ALL day, is write on my phone. Yes. On my phone. And then there was a point where i thought I didn't save it on the Google drive, and it didn't transfer, so I freaked out, but it's fine now.

And I kept writing and writing because I'm probably not going to be able to write for the next two days. Not just because of no laptop, I also work nights and the next two days are doozies.

I wanted to at least get enough for two chapters, but I think a well-rounded meaty one chapter is good. And I still have some left over to hopefully finish when I get home tomorrow night. If I'm not exhausted. And my sister will let me use her laptop to post like I'm doing now. [thank you sissy!]

ANYWAY, once again I continue to remind you that I've literally never had something like this take off as fast and as much as this has, so I'm doing my best at the tag list! Please continue to be patient with me and remind me if I have forgotten you.

Tag list:

@neenieweenie

@loliakeoghan23

@rexorangecouny

@sugabops

@llanababy

@broccolisoepj

@Fangirling-4-ever

@nostandards94

@adrienette715

@uglynuggy45

@nightless

@bilbobag9ins

@hellfire-club

@buckys2thicc

@iluminsz

@10blurredsmoke10

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"Spring Break '86" *Chapter 2*

Part 1

Part 3

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWWW!

Cannot believe the traction this story got in less than 24 hours! I love it!

I THINK I got everyone on this tag list who asked to be on it. I think. I tried my best. If you asked me and you don't see your name or didn't get notified, please let me know.

I should clarify [if it wasn't obvious before] that this story is going to have major Stranger Things 4 spoilers. If you haven't watched it yet, I don't know what you're doing with your life.

I'm going to have to re-watch ST4 as I write, maybe. Just to keep an accurate timeline. At this point, Chrissy's dead and Eddie made a run for it, and we don't pick back up with him until the next night in the show, correct? So, this chapter falls in-between that time.

I'm going to keep this updated as much as possible, but as of late my writing time has been somewhat limited. I DID find a cord for my laptop though, so I have means!

Again, thank you all for reading and sharing this! You all are awesome!!!

Tag List:

@neenieweenie

@loliakeoghan23

@rexorangecouny

@Sugabops

@llanababy

@broccolisoepj

@fangirling-4-ever

@nostandards94

@adrienette715

@uglynuggy45

@nightless

@bilbobag9ins

@hellfire-club

@buckys2thicc

@Iluminson

@wanniiieeee

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You drove and drove for what seemed like hours, trying to figure out where you could possibly go. You definitely didn’t want to take him back to your house, that was for damn sure. Finally, you ended up in a field of corn, of all places.

This was so horror movie-esque it was not funny.

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"Spring Break '86" *Chapter 3*

Chapter 2

Chapter 4

Oh KAY, hi GUYS!

Don't know if anyone saw my earlier post but BASICALLY:

I've been writing for like, 10 hours now right and my laptop DIES. Flat out CANNOT TURN ON.

Somehow I got it to 50% and am posting this before it dies again.

So, I tried adding as many people to the tag list that I saw. If I missed people, please let me know and I will add you next time!

ALSO--

I've decided that while this fic will follow the basic storyline of ST4, but seeing as we've got a brand new OC, stuff is gonna happen differently. I'm not gonna try and sit here and make it match word by word, kay?

.... Except for the end of the chapter that's exactly what I did.

Whatever. Just...suspension of disbelief, right?

I wrote SO SO SO SO much more than this, but like I said in my other post I think I got way too deep WAY too fast, because I was flat out sobbing. So, you're gonna have to wait on it. I promise you it's so super good ohmygod.

ANYWAY, I hope this suffices for now. I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do if I can't get this thing to turn back on, so...enjoy it now.

PS- If it wasn't clear, I didn't exactly clearly proof-read this, but I did my best. Once I get a working computer, I'll fix editing stuff.

Tag list

@neenieweenie

@loliakeoghan23

@rexorangecouny

@sugabops

@llanababy

@broccolisoepj

@Fangirling-4-ever

@nostandards94

@adrienette715

@uglynuggy45

@nightless

@bilbobag9ins

@hellfire-club

@buckys2thicc

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615 notes - Posted June 10, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

"Spring Break '86" {Eddie Munson/Reader}

Part 2 is here!

Yeah, I did it. I started a series about Eddie Munson.

This one should go really well because I actually have an outline/timeline to go by. [Stranger Things Season 4, Part 1. Maybe going into Part 2?]

Basically, you are Dustin Henderson's older sister, with a secret "history" with Eddie Munson. And that history is slowly being uncovered when you come home from college for spring break, and find that Eddie is best buds with your little brother.

You get caught into the events of S4, and the truth becomes more and more clear.

I have a full, thought-out plot and story with this, regardless of how S4 ends. Meaning if Eddie dies. But Eddie will NOT DIE. NO. HE WON'T. I LOVE HIM AND WON'T LET IT HAPPEN.

I have a tag list, but it's for Rafael Barba fans so I will not include them here. If you would like to be added to a tag list for this story, please let me know!

I hope you guys like it!

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“Ughh where are you, you little worm…”

You grumbled under your breath as you stomped out of the still cheering gymnasium of Hawkins Highschool. You had just driven back home to Hawkins Indiana from Chicago, and you weren’t in the best mood.

It was the Spring Break of your freshman year at college, and rather than head to the coast with your new college gal pals, you had stupidly opted to come back home for the week instead. Truth be told you weren’t exactly the “beach babe” type, and you would never admit it but you missed your mom, Mews, and your little brother Dustin.

However, at this exact moment you were in fact not missing him in the least. Here you had driven all night to surprise him at his best friend’s basketball game, and he wasn’t there. How could he not be there? This was the very first time in any history you knew that Hawkins had made it to a tournament, and you knew for a fact that one of Dustin’s best friends Lucas Sinclair was on the team. How could Dustin and his little “party” not be there cheering him on?

Before you reached your car in the parking lot, you heard cheering come from inside the school. Which was odd, because you were pretty sure anybody who was supposed to be there was in the gymnasium. Then a thought occurred to you:

Your brother wasn’t exactly the “normal” high schooler, like his friend Lucas. No star athlete, not really Mr. Popular. He liked really weird things like sci-fi and nerd stuff, Star Wars, shit like that. But the one thing he loved above it all was his stupid Dungeons and Dragons group he had, which included his only friends. Obviously.

If you were being absolutely honest with yourself, the whole “Satanic Panic” about D&D had started running rampant through your school newspapers, and you’d never admit it but it actually started to freak you out. As far as you knew, those games were harmless. Stupid, but harmless.

But whether or not it was true, you knew your small town was easily poisoned. Some whiff of any kind of controversy, a threat, a rumor, could roll into that town and the people would be burning people at the stake by the end of the day. You couldn’t let them try to “save” your brother from the “devil’s game’.

All of these thoughts ran through your head long enough to stall you from walking into the school before a group of teens came bursting out in cheers and joyous chants. Among them was your little brother, who stopped dead when he saw you standing there in the parking lot.

“....Y/N? What are you doing here?” Dustin asked warily, totally confused on why you would be in his High School parking lot at 10 o'clock at night.

“Jesus Dusty,” You let out a soft laugh of disbelief. “I drove all the way down here to surprise you and all–”

You were just starting to chastise your brother when the last person you ever expected to see came strolling out of the dark school halls.

Eddie Munson.

Your nose scrunched as you watched him saunter over to your brother giving him and the others high fives. He quickly stopped and changed his demeanor once he saw you standing behind the group.

“Henderson, you didn’t tell me your mom was such a babe,” Eddie eyed you up and down devilishly.

“Shut up,” You narrowed your eyes on the long-haired man.

“Dude that’s my sister, not my–” Dustin started to explain to Eddie who you were.

“He knows who I am, Dust,” you cut him off, still glaring at Eddie.

“What?” Dustin blinked in confusion. “Why? How is that–”

“Didn’t expect to see you hare, princess,” Eddie smirked back at your daggered eyes, while Dustin and his friends looked between the two of you in shock.

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1,175 notes - Posted June 8, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review

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rom-e-o · 7 months

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So I didn’t know until now that Luke Evans and Raul Esparza shared a damn musical together??? HELLO???

Well okay sure fine

Thank you SiriusXM on Broadway for jumpscaring me with this info

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eighthmark · 7 years

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#did y #ou #did you see that twitch #god damn #Raul Esparza #Raúl Esparza #The Path #Jackson Neill

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literalliterature · 2 years

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-1 to Charisma be damned my girl can get it

Click for quality blease

(Obvious reference photo under the cut because everyone should see it and if you've already seen it you should look at it again)

[ID: A drawing of three young people from the chest up, all standing very close together. In the middle is Keet, a stocky, light-skinned woman with white freckles across her face. She has black hair streaked with white that is swept and tied back into a bun, with a gold hair clip on one side. She wears a navy suit jacket with no shirt underneath, as well as a curved wooden pendant and a gold arrow-shaped brooch. Her mouth hangs open in confusion, but she focuses on and leans toward Rhea, the woman on her right, as the latter goes to kiss her. Rhea is a dark-skinned woman with a black afro that has star-like points of light throughout it, as well as a spiked, crown-like headpiece. She wears a shiny, rouged purple dress with sheer ruffled sleeves with glittering yellow stars on them, along with a silver crescent moon around her neck. On Keet's left, leaning his face against her shoulder with a pained expression, is Hydor. He is a water genasi man with light blue skin and long, wavy, darker blue hair. He wears a laurel-like golden hair ornament, gold earrings, several gold chains, and nothing else. The background and overlay are rosy pink. End ID.]

[ID: A photo of Anne Hathaway, Audra McDonald, and Raul Esparza in a production of Twelfth Night, in the same positions and with the same expressions as Keet, Rhea, and Hydor above, respectively. End ID.]

#dungeons and dragons #d&d #twelfth night #captioned #accessible #accessible d&d #polyamory #oc #ocs #anne hathaway #dnd #dungos & drangies #polished locks on ancient doors #keet #rhea #hydor

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delcat177 · 3 years

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Have you ever watched the Hannibal series (the newer one)? It can be a little cheesy at times but you might dig Hannibal and Will’s dynamic. They remind me of Wilson and Maxwell in some sense

Okay, so here is the singular thing:

These two will always be my OG Hannibal OTP. Possibly unpopular opinion, I don't know. My God, how long I have loved them. Garage sale VHS long. Silence of the Lambs is a very favored movie by one of my OCs, and she was rather put out that Anthony Hopkins was not reprising his role at the time, in an expression of my own deep, deep longing for a full series of Iconic Murder Husband.

(She also eats people. And we all go ssst 'cause it's so hot good god damn Mr. Hopkins and Mz. Foster class! act! so! good! pecs jesus)

But once I got over that, I fully embraced Murder Husbands 2.0!

They ABSOLUTELY have the dynamic, except if my Maxwell brought Woundson food in his sensory-controlled autist den (A++++++ scene, life-sustaining, This Shit Everything About It), it would be dubiously cooked and also slung directly at his head with "EAT DAMMIT" and a snarky slapfight would ensue. Hannibal has endless restraint and patience, and Maxwell is more like Wilson than he likes to let on--he gets bored easily and is a curious man, and despite the chess mastery, he's impulsive, doesn't think too far ahead. He's not unintelligent, but, well...nobody's Lecter but Lecter.

(Lecter is on tier with Freddy, Mikey, and Jason for humanity. Maxwell retains more personhood by way of not having a body count, and by way of getting body horror'd for his actions. I Have Opinions About Killer Psychology, Excuse Me)

I will admit that I have only seen a little of Hannibal, I'm not even through the first season--this is because for awhile, I was watching it with my fiance, we ran into timing issues and started watching other things, that song and dance. That keeps me from claiming true ship status, probably, but it's something I'm working on remedying. I have deeply enjoyed every moment I've seen, and fully plan on watching the series in full, I just need to open up time for it.

It doesn't help that I started watching during what my friends/relatives call "the black hole period" after my describing it as such, an extremely affected span of years after my mother passed where I really wasn't taking in much at all because grief is able to block out many suns--even these dark stars.

(All of them. Like, damn these two are great, but I always loved Fishburne on CSI, Raul Esparza is incredible whatever he's in, I understand Gillian Anderson and Eddie Izzard I have yet to get to, just...Jesus this CAST)

I'd say I'll be ready for it once I finish hyperfocusing on the last AGDQ and once I get some words down on paper for my Maxwell/Woundson so I don't get character seep right when I'm finally seeing them straight on again, it's been a hot second but they're finally back IC, totally, in my head, and I want to grab that while I can. Then I can have precious reward of hot neurotic meets hot psychotic and oh god no why are there deer

(Three of my favorites!)

tl;dr: I love, I agree, I'm behind, I want more. Thank you for reminding me, I'm pushing this one up The Big Media List!

As a thank you:

From I think October? My Hannibal is the oldschool one, new one is my sister's, they both protect precious son.

Thank you for the great ask!

#asks #spiced tomato #murder husbands #silence of the lambs #hyperfocus #i have also read the books #except you know #the one everyone says not to #and watched the movies #i pretty much gosh darn love everything to do with hannibal lecter #and wish fervently to see him in dbd #old hannibal new hannibal just give us the killer pleaaaaaaaaase #and give us clariceeeeee as a survivorrrrrrrr #del entreats the night #tswu #woundson is not remotely neurotypical #neither is will #they are divided at the dogs #del what are you even wordsing

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storiesofsvu · 4 years

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Hey, so I did a bit of research (I looked up their names together) and I don’t think Raúl Esparza and Elizabeth Marvel have work together before SVU but I read an interview he did about starting SVU and ‘25 acts’, etc. (You might have read it idk)

In which he said, and I quote “Elizabeth Marvel is like a goddess, playing the opposing counsel.”

Like yaassss, HE GETS IT!! I mean of course he does she is a literal Goddess!!!

It just made me so happy 🙂

Hahah bless you nonny!!!

There’s still a chance they did some theatre shit together, but really who knows until one of us has the balls to @ Raul lololol.

I did read that interview! (Pretty sure)

AND LIKE...OBVI he gets it, he knows what good acting is, and Ms Marvel, damn is she fucking fire. I don’t know if I’d be able to handle working a scene with her (and not because of the sheer OMG ITS HER) just the sheer level of talent like...

#notworthy

Fuck....

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lannister-slings-and-arrows · 4 years

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This may be painful but: what do you like best/worst about Raul Esparza’s PERSONALITY only on SVU? Do you have any headcanons about why he is the way he is?

I love every single gosh darn thing about Rafael Barba. Literally, in my eyes that man has no flaws.

But what I like best? The suits. And the sass. And how fast he runs his mouth. And how he has his own moral compass and he sticks to it. Even if that means pissing off his cop friends. (Boy has great hair too and come on, it’s obvious by now I love a Belly lol)

Man, his style is fantastic. Is it realistic that an ADA could afford suits like that? No. Not. A. Chance. Not unless he had family money which of course, we know Rafa doesn’t. But honestly I don’t even care because damn those ties and those vests and those SUSPENDERS. Damn son just. I will never get over a man who wears a suit that well.

The sass and the mouth? I myself am a fast talking asshole who can’t stand not to have the last word and has a snappy retort for everything. So I obviously admire these traits in the Sassiest ADA Around. Gosh he just. He never lets an opportunity to demonstrate his wit pass him by, he never lets an opponent have the last word. He’s the smartest man in the room and he won’t let anyone insinuate differently. When he knows he’s right, he makes sure that everyone else knows it too. Are these normally traits that annoy the shit out of people? Yes. However they are mine, I embrace them, and thus I embrace him.

And that moral compass? You can see it in every single case he tries, he wants to Win and he wants Justice and sometimes yeah, that means railroading some people, and making some calls that others might disagree with. And you can see how it evolves over his six seasons on the show. The culmination of his character development with Rafa’s exit from the show? Flawless. Perfection. The man is a God.

And I mean. Like. He’s fucking hot which is a MAJOR plus lol.

#ask and ye shall recieve #the sassiest ada around #rafael barba #law and order svu #raúl esparza

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thegreenmeridian · 5 years

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The final chapter of my Toptumov fic is up

It took a while to get this to a point I was willing to just let go and post the damn thing, so I hope you enjoy it.

@fmasha-l @raul-eduardo-esparza @valerafan2 @potter012 @elenatria @az-5-elimgarak @boisinberryjamarama

#my stuff #toptumov fanfiction #toptumov fanfic #toptumov #hbo chernobyl #chernobyl hbo #chernobyl

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adashofmercuryandtea · 8 years

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It never fails that every single time I watch Hannibal (the series with Mads and Dancy) that I never understand how the fuck the show didn't win every single goddamn award out there! Best directing, best editing, best script, best actors, best sound etc. Even just the smallest of scenes, where they show you a simple glass and liquid being poured into it is show excellently. The movements, the writing. The script is just beautiful. The scenes that give you a perspective from either a main or minor character, I love it. I really do. I never understood the whole 'best directing' category but Hannibal really changed that. I fell in love with the directing, the editing, the music; sound effects. I love it. God, I miss this show!

#hannibal #hannibal nbc #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannibal loves will #hannigram #nbc #bryan fuller #frederick chilton #raul esparza #verger baby #jack crawford #laurence fishburne #i will never forgive nbc for canceling this show #bryan fuller bring it back #i will pay you to bring it back #give this show all the damn awards!

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roosterbox · 2 years

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Update: did not, in fact, puke. Still feel a bit like I might though, so who knows. I won’t blame Hannibal for it if I do, lol.

Speaking of which, that’s two more episodes down. At this rate it’s gonna take me a damn year. Fucking executive dysfunction.

I didn’t take notes, but I have Thoughts(tm). Cut for spoilers, of course.

RIP Beverly. You were a real one.

And mad respect (even more than before) to Raul Esparza (and kinda Bryan Fuller too I guess) for making Chilton so damn… likable? Like Frederick Chilton is a douchebag of the highest order. So much so in fact that the general reaction to the ending of Silence of the Lambs, wherein Dr. Lecter not so subtly implies that he’s going to kill and consume him, is met with some variation of “well damn, couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.” AND YET, here I am rooting for him. Fucking shit, Bryan.

Hannibal and Alana. Hannibloom? Ech, no thanks.

Took me a hot minute to remember where I’d seen Johnathan Tucker before (The Ruins). I was expecting him here though - I knew about Matthew Brown. Recall that I’m not going into this series completely blind. In fact, I noticed him before in an earlier episode. I was taking notes, and I almost thought to bring it up (“hey wait a minute was that Matthew Brown???”) but I didn’t.

These two gay losers outsourcing their murder of each other. Hanni’s gonna get his own chance at it in a couple episodes. Jesus Christ can’t you assholes just awkwardly flirt with each other like the rest of us?

And it’s always a pleasure to see Eddie Izzard. Especially in this - she’s wonderful in this show.

Next episode, my baby boy will finally be free, lol. And then… the honeytrapping can begin in earnest.

#rooster watches hannibal for the first time #season 2 #episode 5 #mukozuke #episode 6 #futamono #lots of food prep scenes tonight #not exactly easy on an upset tummy #but I’ll endure #as always #lol

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lovemesomerafael · 5 years

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EL AMOR TODO LO PUEDE Chapter 21: Playing Charades

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If Mazie Anderson was having difficulty handling her emotions after being raped, she did a good job hiding it. Nonetheless, she was entitled to the same support any victim received. Which meant that, when she insisted on attending the arraignment of the man who’d attacked her, Laura went with her. The arraignment docket dragged on and on, with little to break the monotony. Eventually, however, the case was called and a junior A.D.A. Laura hadn’t met stood to request a very high bail. Mazie looked the rapist full in the face and sat calmly as he was arraigned. Bail was set at $100,000, which meant he couldn’t bond out for less than $10,000. It was enough.

Laura put Mazie in a cab and headed to work herself. Since becoming a cop, she’d always hated court days because she felt like she was missing out on the action. Today was no different.

When she got to the station, Fin and Carisi had a goofy-looking guy in the box who appeared to be in his mid-thirties. He was pale and sweating, but that seemed to be his normal state, because he wasn’t frightened. He was mad. As Laura stepped up to the window into the interrogation room, she could hear him spewing venomous misogynistic slogans that sounded like they came straight off the internet. Which they did. “Involuntary Celibates,” or “Incels” as they liked to call themselves, had possibly been created by the internet. They were guys who couldn’t figure out how to relate to women and had convinced one another that all women were part of a conspiracy to deny them attention, love, and especially sex. They spent all their time on hate-filled websites with like-minded idiots, regurgitating the idea that women owed them all of those things, without them needing to be worthy of any of them. They repeated it to each other until they believed it.

Lieutenant Benson and A.D.A. Barba stood at the window, watching and listening. Laura figured that, given their last conversation, it was the better part of valor not to stand next to Barba. She took a place on the other side of Benson.

“Incels. I love these guys,” Laura said by way of greeting.

“You love these guys?” Benson asked, raising an eyebrow.

“They’re so easy to break. All you have to do is give them what they want, and they freak out.”

Barba kept his eyes on the interrogation as he muttered, “Define ‘give them what they want’.”

Amanda Rollins stepped up at that moment. “Act interested. They don’t know what to do with a girl who says yes, so they fall all over themselves and give you everything.”

“Want us to give it a try?” Laura looked hopefully at Benson who, in turn, looked at Barba.

“We don’t really need to listen to any more of this crap, do we?” She asked him.

“We’ve got plenty to show motive. But we’re nowhere near a confession. It couldn’t hurt.”

Olivia nodded. “OK. You’re up.”

Laura turned to Amanda. “You or me?”

Rollins held up a fist. “Loser goes in.”

Laura put up her fist, they shook three times, and Laura threw paper. Amanda threw scissors.

“Damn it,” Laura laughed, not really disappointed. This could be fun. “Help me get ready.”

When Parker and Rollins returned to the interrogation room door, Laura had removed almost all her makeup. She had on just enough mascara to highlight her large, brown eyes. Instead of the chic suit she’d spent too much on, she wore a simple white sleeveless turtleneck, a skirt that came to mid-thigh and swung around her legs as she moved, and low heels. Her hair was down, in a simple style with the front pulled to one side in a barrette, and she was wearing glasses. The changes were subtle, but the effect was dramatic. She looked vulnerable and insecure as she stood there clutching a clipboard to her chest. Barba instantly wanted to protect her.

“OK,” Olivia smiled. “I’ll go pull Fin and Carisi out.”

“Don’t let ‘em clean off the table,” Rollins suggested.

“I know what you have in mind. I’ve already briefed Fin.”

As Benson went into the interrogation room, Laura turned to Barba, addressing him directly for the first time since she’d gone to his office the night before. Her eyes were full of mischief, something he suspected was not unusual with her.

“I could use your help.”

“What do you need?”

“Remember what we talked about yesterday? Could you give me time to bond with him a little bit, and then come in and do your thing?”

“Now you want me to talk down to you,” he said drily.

“Might as well use your powers for good.” She smiled up at him.

Jesus y Santa Maria. For a moment, he was dumbstruck as he felt the full impact of the impish, conspiratorial expression she beamed at him. What would it be like to share plots and secrets with this woman? Barba’s dislike of Peter Stone doubled in that moment.

“Fin, Carisi, I need you to come with me. We have a situation,” Benson ordered, keeping her hand on the doorknob as though in a hurry.”

“We need to finish in here,” Carisi complained, exchanging a surprised look with Fin.

“Parker can finish this,” Olivia said.

Fin’s face fell. “Parker. Is gonna finish our interrogation.”

“Detective…” Olivia’s voice held a note of warning.

They shrugged and stood, moving toward the door. Laura walked in past Olivia, clutching her clipboard and standing with her shoulders hunched, as though uncomfortable. Carisi and Fin stood and moved toward the door. Fin gestured toward the table, strewn with soda cans and crumpled papers.

“You can get this stuff for us, right, Laura?” He didn’t wait for an answer.

She stepped to the table as the door closed behind her.

“I’m Laura Parker,” she said, holding out her hand to the suspect. “I’m one of the detectives here.”

He awkwardly touched her hand, but barely grasped it. She clasped his softly but definitely, holding it just long enough for him to register the feeling of her hand in his. “Yeah, I’ll just call you Stacy,” he sneered.

Laura blinked at him as she took the chair closest to him. “It’s… It’s Laura.”

He guffawed and rolled his eyes. “Oh, brother.”

“You’re Brian Cudahay, I know. Is it all right if I call you Brian?”

“Whatever.”

She smiled as though he’d granted her a favor.

“Before we start, are you OK? Do you need anything?” Her demeanor was kind and interested.

“I could use a blow job,” he leered.

She looked slightly uncomfortable and turned her eyes to the table. “Maybe later,” she muttered shyly. “Let’s do the paperwork first.”

That threw him. She was supposed to have turned red and bit his head off. “Weren’t you supposed to clean this stuff up, detective?” He tried again to insult her.

She stood and began placidly picking up the mess from the table, tossing it in the trash. As intended, he watched her legs and backside as she moved around, deliberately giving him plenty of opportunity.

“At some point those guys will figure out I can do more than clean up after them,” she remarked.

Rafael, watching through the one-way glass, rolled his eyes. This Cinderella act is never going to work. But those legs might.

“So, Brian, another piece of crucial police work they let me do is fill out these forms. Can I ask you some questions?”

For the next twenty minutes, Laura wrote useless information on a form she’d quickly printed out before coming into the room. It was actually used for new NYPD employees to sign up for health insurance, but it gave her the opportunity to be fascinated by every detail of Brian Cudahay’s personal information, and begin to draw him out. Few people can resist talking about themselves to someone who appears to find them enthralling, and this guy was a frustrated virgin being played by a very experienced flirt who happened to be adorable.

Barba could feel Cudahay thawing toward her, then beginning to melt. Cudahay didn’t even notice when she completely abandoned the charade of filling out the forms. Soon, he was telling her about his ant farm. An ant farm, Laura thought. If this guy wasn’t such a woman-hating piece of shit, he’d actually be kind of cute.

Forty-five minutes in, Cudahay was on his fourth story in which he featured prominently in some heroic role, this time finding a way to repair the milkshake machine at the fast-food place where he worked. Laura hung on every word. Barba smirked as he watched, shaking his head. Poor sucker never stood a chance. I feel for ya’, buddy.

“I think it’s showtime,” Olivia told him. He straightened his jacket and moved to the door. The rest of the team continued to watch Parker carefully weave her web around the clueless Incel.

As Barba assertively threw the door open and strode into the room, Laura sucked in her breath and moved noticeably toward Cudahay. She stammered a bit before standing up so quickly she knocked her pen to the floor. As Barba had expected, she leaned over from the waist to pick it up, giving Cudahay the opportunity to experience her swingy skirt up close as it slid up her thighs. Por Dios, Barba thought. She’s shameless.

“Oh… Mr. Barba… Are you…?”

“I’ll take it from here, Miss Parker,” he said, spreading his leather-bound folder on the table and sitting across from Cudahay in a position that took up as much space as possible. He didn’t look at her even when addressing her.

She awkwardly sat down, muttering so quietly only Cudahay could hear, “It’s Detective Parker.”

Had the squad not known better, they would have joined Cudahay in believing that Barba was the biggest prick in the city and that Parker was terrified of him.

“I’m A.D.A. Rafael Barba. I just need to ask you a couple of questions about your attacks on these women,” he arrogantly tossed a set of photographs across the table.

“I didn’t attack anyone,” Cudahay began, puffing out his chest as he took in the new dynamics in the room.

“Normally, I’d be entranced, but I’m due in court. So let’s skip the fairy tales, hmmm?”

“Hey, man-“

Laura put a hand on Cudahay’s arm and looked up at him through her eyelashes as though trying to warn him, or protect him, or something. She was on his side.

“Mr. Barba, I-“

“Miss Parker, please. I don’t have time.”

“Sir, I’m, um… well into questioning the suspect. You really don’t need to stay.”

Barba gave her a look that she never wanted to see for real. Holy shit, but that man could scowl.

“Are you suggesting that you can do my job better than I can?”

“Oh, no, Sir, it’s just that-“

“I’ll tell you what, dickwad,” Cudahay interjected, leaning across the table toward Barba. “Get lost. I don’t have to talk to you. I’m only talking to her.”

“Her.” The single syllable dripped with condescension and appalled amusement, but it was the raised eyebrows coupled with the slightest upturn of his lips that had Laura biting her lip to keep from grinning. He inspected Cudahay as he would something foul he’d just discovered stuck to the bottom of his shoe.

Cudahay seemed to think he’d won a point. He sat straighter in his chair and lifted his chin. Laura mirrored his posture, moving yet closer to him. It’s us against him, she silently signaled to her new protector, Brian.

Barba’s posture and expression as he pointedly closed his folder were half disappointment, half disbelief at the stupidity of some inferior people. It was a masterful performance that Laura thought had probably been perfected over years of doing the same thing to signal that some plea deal was too idiotic to even consider.

“Very well,” he said quietly and with careful enunciation. “Miss Parker can take your statement. I’m due in court.”

Laura and Cudahay watched in silence as he swept from the room. As soon as the door closed, Cudahay turned to Laura.

“Are you OK?” He was all solicitous concern.

“I’m, um… I’m…” she faltered, her voice close to breaking.

Outside the room, the whole squad was chuckling.

“Are those actual tears?” Carisi asked with delight.

Barba shook his head yet again. “That woman is not to be trusted.”

“Y’all are pathetic,” Rollins smiled.

Laura knew she had him when Cudahay handed her a crumpled tissue from the pocket of his jeans. She let him comfort her, clumsy and inept, while she leaned on his shoulder.

“Thanks for being so understanding, Brian. I appreciate you being on my side. You must have a lot of girlfriends.”

“There it is,” Fin laughed outside the window.

“See, I woulda gone for the puppy dog eyes right there,” Rollins weighed in. “She loses a couple of style points on that one.”

“I feel bad for the guy. I kinda wanna go in there and rescue him.”

“Carisi, you are too soft hearted for this job,” Amanda told him, putting a hand on his shoulder.

“Actually, Laura,” Cudahay said, trying to find the courage to put his arm around her, “I don’t have a girlfriend. Women don’t really… like me.”

“I don’t believe that,” she responded coyly.

“In fact, a couple of them have been real bi- witches about it.”

With that, the story began to unfold. For an hour, all Laura had to do was look at him with doe eyes and make sympathetic noises while Brian Cudahay confessed to four attacks on women: one more than the NYPD had even linked to him.

The change in Cudahay when Fin came in to arrest him was blood-curdling. That little bitch had just confirmed everything he and his Incel buddies believed about whores using sex to get whatever they wanted and denying him his rightful share. The noxious, vindictive things he said to and about Parker were nothing new in that room, but Barba made a note to represent the People personally at Cudahay’s bail hearing. Best if he didn’t have the opportunity to go looking for her for a while.

Laura wasn’t gloating when she came out of the interrogation room. She was glad to have gotten the confessions. Cudahay deserved to go to prison for what he’d done to those women. But she wished this guy would have had the opportunity to go out and meet someone, rather than getting sucked into the self-fulfilling misery of the Incel websites. He could’ve been OK.

Rafael could guess what she was thinking. It was to her credit that she wasn’t taking a victory lap.

“Hey, thanks,” she said to him. “You were amazing. Remind me not to get on your bad side.”

And then she grinned and held out a fist.

Rafael Barba had never fist bumped in his life. No one would ever have thought to suggest such a thing. Rafael Barba did things like shake hands and clink crystal. Yet here she was, grinning and waiting with her fist out. Could she really have that mistaken an impression of him? He didn’t think so. He thought she probably had quite an accurate impression of him. And she was laughing at him. He should have hated it.

He grinned back and bumped her fist.

#law & order svu #law & order: special victims unit #rafael barba #raul esparza #olivia benson #amanda rollins #fin tutuola #sonny carisi

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eccleston · 5 years

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tag meme game

If you like, tag some people you’d like to know better! I was tagged by the fantastic @fleurdeneuf & @asthewheelwills Thanks, friends!

Put your playlist on shuffle and name the first four songs: Crazy by Aerosmith // My Songs Know What You Did In the Dark by Fall Out Boy // Love Somebody by Maroon 5 // Someone New by Hozier

Grab the nearest book. Turn to page 23, line 27. It had been years since I had heard that voice. (How to Stop Time by Matt Haig)

Ever had a song or a poem written about you? Nope

When was the last time you played air guitar? In the last 2 months I’m sure. I don’t remember why I was though.

Celebrity crushes? Anthony Hopkins // Raul Esparza // Mads Mikkelsen // Christopher Eccleston // David Tennant // Paul McCartney

Sounds I hate/love? Hate: my cat meowing in my face every damn morning because he wants to be fed right now! And the sound of fingers on balloons.

Love: my dog makes the craziest dinosaur like sounds that are adorable.

Do you drive, and have you ever crashed? I do and yes I have. I rear ended somebody once and was rear ended myself once. Both were nothing serious and nobody was hurt.

Last book you read? Cari Mora by Thomas Harris

Do you believe in ghosts? I choose not to believe because the thought of them terrifies me.

Do you believe in aliens? They probably do exist but again I choose to not really believe because they also terrify me. I’m not a fan of the unknown and not being able to see things. Like the ocean..hate it. You can’t see any threats around you. I need to see threats.

Do you like the smell of gasoline? I do. I also love the smell of lumber.

Last movie you saw? The World’s Fastest Indian so I can make gifs for a request I got. Anthony Hopkins ones. take that stupid anon. LOL

Do you have an obsession right now? Not really. I’m pretty much in stasis until Netflix attacks in the next month and a half. Stranger Things, Orange is the New Black, and Glow. I’m ready!!

Do you tend to hold grudges? I don’t know. I haven’t had a cause to hold a grudge since I was a teenager and I think I’m more forgiving now than I was before. You know...because I’m old and tired and grudges are just exhausting.

I’ll tag some Barba lovers for this one, but there’s no obligation unless you’d like to participate: @glimmerglittergirl @sass-and-suspenders @somethingstately @tropes-and-tales @dreila03 @raulholic @southern-magnolia @booyabarisi

#oodme

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magratpudifoot · 6 years

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Anti-Love Collection Track List

Below the cut is a list of every track on every disc of the Anti-Love Album. I thought pretty seriously about going through and linking to music videos and bandcamp and whatnot, but, yeah, that’s not happening tonight.

Disc One(Chaotic/Static Cling Enterprises)

1. Could You Use Me? Harry Groener and Jodi Benson 2. Hit the Road, Jack Ray Charles and the Raelettes 3. Down with Love Caxton Swing 4. You're No Good Linda Ronstadt 5. It Ain't Me, Babe The Turtles 6. Already Gone The Eagles 7. Paradise By the Dashboard Light Meatloaf 8. Don't Believe a Word Andy Taylor 9. I Will Survive Gloria Gaynor 10. I've Done Everything for You Rick Springfield 11. Love Stinks The J. Geils Band 12. Don't You Want Me The Human League 13. Goodbye to You Scandal 14. Love's Been a Little Bit Hard on Me Juice Newton 15. I Could Be Happy Altered Images 16. What Do All the People Know The Monroes 17. Jukebox (Don't Put Another Dime) The Flirts 18. No More Words Berlin 19. She Don't Love Nobody Nick Lowe 20. So In Love Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark 21. Let Your Love Go Bread

Disc Two(Chaotic/Static Cling Enterprises) 1. Would I Lie to You Eurythmics 2. Keep Your Hands to Yourself The Georgia Satellites 3. Twisting They Might Be Giants 4. I Don't Want Your Love Duran Duran 5. One More Minute Weird Al Yankovic 6. What Part of No Cactus Country 7. Itty Bitty Little Single Solitary Piece O' My Heart Lari White 8. That Was Yesterday Wynonna Judd 9. Jane Barenaked Ladies 10. Better Things to Do Terri Clark 11. Bury the Shovel Clay Walker 12. No News Lonestar 13. Spiderwebs No Doubt 14. She Won't Change Her Mind The Band with Rocks In 15. Me Neither Brad Paisley 16. Waste Smash Mouth 17. Goodbye Earl Dixie Chicks 18. Giving up on Love Ataris 19. Kiss This Aaron Tippin 20. Last Chance to Lose Your Keys Brand New 21. It's Only Me (The Wizard of Magicland) Barenaked Ladies

Disc Three(Aberration, Inc.) 1. Can't Hold Us Down Christina Aguilera feat. Lil Kim 2. The Frug �� Rilo Kiley 3. A Man/Me/Then Jim Rilo Kiley 4. Nothing Came Out The Mouldy Peaches 5. All That She Wants Ace of Base 6. You Oughta Know Alanis Morissette 7. The More You Ruv Someone Avenue Q 8. Roses Outkast 9. Day Tripper Live 10. Sexx Laws Beck 11. Vienna Billy Joel 12. Sunday Girl Blondie 13. You Don't Own Me The Blow Monkeys 14. You Give Love a Bad Name Bon Jovi 15. Protons, Neutrons, Electrons Cat Empire 16. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Cyndi Lauper 17. Mix Tape Avenue Q 18. 31st & M The Daycare Stranglers 19. Fuck It (I Don't Want You Back) Eamon 20. Inside Out Eve 6 21. Beep The Pussycat Dolls feat. will.i.am

Disc Four(Aberration, Inc.) 1. Just One of Those Things Frank Sinatra 2. Just Friends Gavin Degraw 3. Defying Gravity Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth 4. Sugar Tick Tick Boom Cast 5. Gold Digger Kanye West feat. Jamie Foxx 6. Bag of Money The Low Life 7. Scotty Doesn't Know Lustra 8. I'm So Alone The Mad Caddies 9. World at Large Modest Mouse 10. Get Over It OK Go 11. People Got to Be Free The Rascals 12. Tainted Love Soft Cell 13. Don't Do Me Like That Tom Petty 14. What's Love Got to Do with It Tina Turner 15. He Wasn't Man Enough Toni Braxton 16. Undone (The Sweater Song) Weezer 17. Funny Honey Renee Zellweger 18. I'll Never Be Jealous Again Reta Shaw and Eddie Foy, Jr. 19. Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me Ambient Irony 20. Dirty Little Secret All American Rejects

Disc Five(Chaotic/Static Cling Enterprises) 1. Will you Love Me Tomorrow The Shirelles 2. Desperate But Not Serious Adam Ant 3. Ready to Run Dixie Chicks 4. I'm Gonna Miss Her Brad Paisley 5. Love Is Hell Ryan Adams 6. It Ain't None of Your Business Missing Persons 7. Stupid Boy Keith Urban 8. Before He Cheats Carrie Underwood 9. You Don't Love Me Anymore Weird Al Yankovic 10. The Song That Goes Like This Christopher Sieber and Sara Ramirez 11. (I'm Gonna) Run Away Joan Jett and the Blackhearts 12. I'm Not in Love Talking Heads 13. You Keep Me Hangin' On Kim Wilde 14. Don't Let's Start Common Rotation 15. That's Enough of That Mila Mason 16. Leave in Silence Depeche Mode 17. Sign of the Times The Belle Stars 18. Break Your Heart Barenaked Ladies 19. Signs of Life Journey 20. Cell Block Tango The Six Merry Murderesses of Cook County Jail

Disc Six(Aberration, Inc.) 1. Designated Drinker Alan Jackson and George Strait 2. Video Game Heart All Girl Summer Fun Band 3. Twisting They Might Be Giants 4. Fighter Christina Aguilera 5. Found Out About You Gin Blossom 6. What Is This Feeling Kristin Chenoweth and Idina Menzel 7. Therapy Amy Spranger and Raul Esparza 8. Since U Been Gone Kelly Clarkson 9. Number One John Legend feat. Kanye West 10. Material Girl Madonna 11. Build Me Up, Buttercup The Goops 12. Schadenfreude Natalie Venetia Belcon and Rick Lyon 13. Happy Now Gwen Stefani 14. Why Don't You Get a Job Offspring 15. Cry Me a River Justin Timberlake 16. Ugly Ugly Mustache Girl The Skakabobs 17. You Don't Know How It Feels Tom Petty 18. Pink Triangle Weezer 19. Let Me Be Lonely Will Hoge 20. Buttons The Pussycat Dolls 21. My Love (The Christian Bale Experience) Sweet Tired Kitten

Disc Seven(Chaotic/Static Cling Enterprises) 1. Let's Hear It For Love Smoking Popes 2. She Hates Me Puddle of Mudd 3. In and Out of My Life (In a Day) The Pandoras 4. Cry of the Wild Goose Frankie Laine 5. Way Away Yellowcard 6. Blue Monday New Order 7. Kerosene Miranda Lambert 8. Don't Shed a Tear Paul Carrack 9. Ghost of Love The Proclaimers 10. I Write Sins Not Tragedies Panic at the Disco 11. Smile Lily Allen 12. Goodbye Says It All BlackHawk 13. Careless Memories Duran Duran 14. Nowhere Girl B-Movie 15. Hard to Be a Husband, Hard to Be a Wife Chely Wright and Brad Paisley 16. Not About Love Fiona Apple 17. Take Out the Trash They Might Be Giants 18. U + Ur Hand Pink 19. Good News Neurotic Outsiders 20. Love You Jack Ingram 21. Time for Me to Fly REO Speedwagon 22. What Is This Thing Called Love? John Barrowman

Disc Eight(Aberration, Inc.) 1. Stripped, Part 2 Christina Aguilera 2. Girls Lie, Too Terri Clark 3. What Goes Around Comes Around Justin Timberlake 4. Believe Cher 5. Subtract One Love (Multiply the Heartaches) Cake 6. Knock 'Em Out Lily Allen 7. All That She Wants Ace of Base 8. You Don't Love Me The Kooks 9. You're So Damn Hot OK Go 10. Billie Jean Michael Jackson 11. Losin' You Amy Millan 12. Oh, Goddamnit Hot Hot Heat 13. You Oughta Know Alanis Morissette 14. You Don't Own Me The Blow Monkeys 15. Girls Beastie Boys 16. Next Ex-Girlfriend Bowling for Soup 17. Never There Cake 18. You Are Everything The Low Life

Disc Nine(Chaotic/Static Cling Enterprises) 1. Love Potion No. 9 The Searchers 2. My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It) En Vogue 3. Liberty Duran Duran 4. Da Da Da I Don't Love You You Don't Love Me Aha Aha Aha Trio 5. Hole in My Head Dixie Chicks 6. Your Woman White Town 7. Murderess Power Station 8. Good as Gone Little Big Town 9. One Night in Bangkok Murray Head 10. Endicott Kid Creole & the Coconuts 11. Kiss You Off Scissor Sisters 12. I'll Take You Back Brad Paisley 13. New Toy Lene Lovich 14. Every Word Means No Let's Active 15. Broke in Two They Might Be Giants 16. My Friends Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter 17. He Can't Quit Her Gary Allan 18. When You're in Love The Proclaimers 19. Don't Think You'll Be Missed Aileen Stanley with the Virginians 20. Why Say Anything Nice? Barenaked Ladies

Disc Ten(Aberration, Inc.) 1. Don't Trust Me 3OH!3 2. Atari Lucky Boys Confusion 3. Get Over It OK Go 4. So What Pink 5. Have I Been a Fool Jack Penate 6. Flavor of the Weak American Hi-Fi 7. There's a Fine, Fine Line Stephanie D'Abrazzo 8. 99 Problems Jay-Z 9. Don't Want You Back Backstreet Boys 10. You Turn the Screws Cake 11. Breakin' Up Rilo Kiley 12. More Boys I Meet Carrie Underwood 13. They'll Need a Crane They Might Be Giants 14. Should've Said No Taylor Swift 15. Hound Dog Elvis Presley 16. Take Me or Leave Me Rent 17. Your Kisses are Wasted on Me The Pipettes 18. Just a Girl No Doubt 19. Bust Your Windows Jazmine Sullivan 20. Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) Beyonce Knowles 21. There You Go Pink

Disc Eleven(Chaotic/Static Cling Enterprises) 1. I Hate Myself for Loving You Joan Jett 2. Her Royal Majesty James Darren 3. What If I'm Right? Sandi Thom 4. I Hear You Knockin' Fats Domino 5. Go Your Own Way Fleetwood Mac 6. He'll Have to Stay Jeanne Black 7. Du Hast Rammstein 8. Ampersand Amanda Palmer 9. Another Girl The Beatles 10. Can't Do It Today Gary Allan 11. No Scrubs TLC 12. Cold Cold Heart Tony Bennett 13. Gunpowder and Lead Miranda Lambert 14. True Romance She Wants Revenge 15. Brand New Lover Dead or Alive 16. Ex-Girlfriend No Doubt 17. Nothing Suits Me Like a Suit Neil Patrick Harris, et al 18. Don't Say You Love Me Erasure 19. Red Rubber Ball Cyrkle 20. Strange Reba McEntire 21. Mr. Spock Nerf Herder 22. See You Later Alligator Bill Haley and His Comets

Disc Twelve(Aberration, Inc.) 1. Right as Rain Adele 2. She Ain't Got LeToya Luckett 3. Fly on the Wall Miley Cyrus 4. Telephone Lady Gaga feat. Beyoncé 5. Love Drunk Boys Like Girls 6. Bye Bye JoDee Messina 7. Analysis of a 1970s Divorce David Dondero 8. I'm Not Crying Flight of the Conchords 9. Every Breath You Take Police 10. You Owe Me an IOU Hot Hot Heat 11. It's Over John Legend feat. Kanye West 12. Mood Ring Relient K 13. Picture to Burn Taylor Swift 14. Gives You Hell All American Rejects 15. Hit Em Up Style Blu Cantrell 16. Beautiful Girls Sean Kingston 17. It's Oh So Quiet Bjork 18. Pastures Lil' Justice

Disc Thirteen(Chaotic/Static Cling Enterprises) 1. Fox on the Run Sweet 2. Angel in Your Arms Hot 3. Say It Right Nelly Furtado 4. Gimme Three Steps Lynyrd Skynyrd 5. Heartbreaker Pat Benatar 6. Don't Bet Money, Honey Linda Scott 7. Two Out of Three Ain't Bad Meatloaf 8. Too Many Fish in the Sea The Marvelettes 9. Pet Name They Might Be Giants 10. Cold as Ice Foreigner 11. Jezebel Frankie Laine 12. Dark Lady Cher 13. (She's So) Selfish The Knack 14. Evil Woman Electric Light Orchestra 15. Lipstick on Your Collar Connie Francis 16. Stereo John Legend 17. Too Fast James Marsters 18. I Don't Wanna Go on with You Like That Elton John 19. It's My Life Talk Talk 20. Cold Hearted Paula Abdul

Disc Fourteen: Suck It, Marshall(Chaotic/Static Cling Enterprises) 1. Told You So Barenaked Ladies 2. The Sign Ace of Base 3. Bulletproof La Roux 4. Victim of Love Erasure 5. I'll Never Fall in Love Again Kristin Chenoweth and Sean Hayes 6. Are You Fucking Kidding Me? Kate Miller-Heidke 7. Leeds United Amanda Palmer and the Born Again Horny Men of Edinburgh 8. Bringin' Me Down Andy Taylor 9. Alejandro Lady Gaga 10. Go Where You Wanna Go The Mamas and the Papas 11. Hate on Me Jill Scott 12. Shop Around Smokey Robinson and the Miracles 13. Anti-Love Song Raven-Symoné 14. Don't Come Around Here No More Tom Petty 15. King of Anything Sara Bareilles 16. Endgame Tommy Körberg and Barbara Dickson 17. I Am a Rock Simon and Garfunkel 18. Don't Ask Me OK Go 19. Gonna Get Along Without Ya Now Patience and Prudence 20. I Quit Hepburn 21. The Mixed Tape Jack's Mannequin

Disc Fourteen-and-a-Half: The Robot Falls in Love (Static Cling) 1. Rolling in the Deep Adele 2. Rolling in the Deep David Choi 3. Rolling in the Deep Jodie Aysha 4. Rolling in the Deep Kina Grannis 5. Rolling in the Deep David Cook 6. Rolling in the Deep Wonderland 7. Rolling in the Deep PS22 Chorus feat. Denise 8. Rolling in the Deep Adele, Jay-Z, Biggie Smalls, and Voodoo Farm 9. Rolling in the Deep Tahj Mowry 10. Rolling in the Deep Tim Halperin 11. Rolling in the Deep Melissa Tojones 12. Rolling in the Deep Mike Posner 13. Rolling in the Deep Chris Ning 14. Rolling in the Deep Haley Reinhart 15. Rolling in the Deep �� Darius Dante 16. Rolling in the Deep John Legend 17. Rolling in the Deep (live on Ellen) Adele

Disc Fifteen(Aberration, Inc.)

1. Just You Wait My Fair Lady 2. You Can Make Him Like You The Hold Steady 3. Like a Boy Ciara 4. Marionette The Marvelettes 5. Through with You Maroon 5 6. Bye Bye Baby Janis Joplin 7. Let It Die Foo Fighters 8. Blow It Out Ludacris 9. Take It Easy (Love Nothing) Bright Eyes 10. The Line Skakabobs 11. Fuck You Cee Lo Green 12. Grenade Bruno Mars 13. Jar of Hearts Christina Perri 14. Love the Way You Lie Eminem feat. Rihanna 15. Potential Break-Up song Aly & AJ 16. Cooler Than Me Mike Posner 17. What the Hell Avril Lavigne 18. Tired Adele 19. My Give a Damn's Busted JoDee Messina 20. Ignorance Paramore 21. Hot and Cold Katy Perry

Disc Sixteen(Chaotic/Static Cling Enterprises) 1. Almost Sorry Scissor Sisters 2. Drama! Erasure 3. Stop Draggin' My Heart Around Stevie Nicks and Tom Petty 4. Runaway Baby Bruno Mars 5. I Have Learned Barenaked Ladies 6. All Cried Out Redux Jill Scott (feat. Doug E. Fresh) 7. If Only Grey Delisle and Neil Patrick Harris 8. Nobody's Side Elaine Paige and Murray Head 9. Human Charlene Kaye 10. Maneater Hall & Oates 11. Mr. Big Stuff Jean Knight 12. Used to Love U John Legend 13. Bad Medicine Bon Jovi 14. Treat Me Right Pat Benatar 15. We'll Sing in the Sunshine Gale Garnett 16. The Last Song Tim Halperin 17. Bills, Bills, Bills Darren Criss and the Warblers 18. Modern Girl Sheena Easton 19. Chain of Fools Aretha Franklin 20. Dreams Be Dreams Jack Johnson

Disc Seventeen(Chaotic/Static Cling Enterprises) 1. Dead Memories Slipknot 2. Poison Alice Cooper 3. Paper Gangsta Lady Gaga 4. Maneater Nelly Furtado 5. These Boots Are Made for Walkin' Nancy Sinatra 6. 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover Paul Simon 7. Stutter Joe Walker 8. Solitaire Laura Branigan 9. Runaround Sue Dion and the Beltones 10. Life Goes On Little Texas 11. Me Party Amy Adams and Eric Jacobsen 12. Coin-Operated Boy The Dresden Dolls 13. Smoochy Smoochy Pukey Pukey Harry and the Potters 14. I Know There's Something Going On Frida 15. Evil Ways Santana 16. Your Cheating Heart Joni James 17. Harden My Heart Quarterflash 18. Rest in Peace James Marsters 19. That'll Be the Day Linda Ronstadt 20. (I'm Not Your) Stepping Stone The Monkees 21. Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye Steam

Disc Seventeen-Plus(Static Cling) 1. Ready to Go (excerpt) Nicholas Strauss and Brian Holden 2. Please Don't Touch Me Megan Mullally 3. I Want You, But I Don't Need You Momus 4. The Longest Text Message Childish Gambino 5. Makin' Whoopie Amanda Palmer 6. Fuck You/Gonna Get Over You Sara Bareilles 7. Getting Rid of Britta Eric Christian Olsen, Chevy Chase, and Tom Wolfe 8. Geek in the Pink Jason Mraz 9. Look It Up Ashton Shepherd 10. Poison Bel Biv DeVoe 11. Used to Love Her Guns N' Roses 12. Irreplaceable Beyoncé (feat. Ghostface Killah) 13. How to Write a Love Song Axis of Awesome 14. The Girl Next Door (To Everybody Else) George Watsky 15. I'm Tired Madeline Kahn 16. Jubilation Day Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers 17. Making Circles Christian Kane 18. Tyrone Erykah Badu 19. The Rake's Song The Decemberists 20. The Succubus Isaac Hayes and Trey Parker 21. There Ain't Nothing Like a Dick Nicholas Strauss and Devin Lytle

Disc Eighteen(Static Cling) 1. She Runs Tim Halperin 2. Boy Toy Tanya and the Hot Girls 3. Misery Maroon 5 4. Grown Man Cry Amanda Palmer and the Grand Theft Orchestra 5. Ooh La La Counting Crows 6. The Truth About Love P!nk 7. Bones Gary Allan 8. Good Girl Carrie Underwood 9. I Don't Think She's in Love Anymore Charlie Pride 10. I'm Not Your Toy La Roux 11. Kids Childish Gambino 12. Lesson in Leavin' Jo Dee Messina 13. Mockingbird Rob Thomas 14. Say You're Sorry Sara Bareilles 15. Can't Wait to Say No to You TalkFine 16. You Lie The Band Perry 17. I'll Feel a Whole Let Better The Byrds 18. Turn on the Radio Reba McEntire 19. Bye Bye Baby OK Go 20. Leave the Pieces The Wreckers

Disc Nineteen(Static Cling) 1. Rumour Has It Adele 2. Woman Up Charlene Kaye 3. No Surprise Daughtry 4. Nylons in a Rip Nikka Costa 5. How Am I Doin'? Dierks Bentley 6. Hermione The Moaning Myrtles 7. Baby Don't Get Hooked on Me Mac Davis 8. The Apartment Song Tom Petty 9. I'm Like a Bird Nelly Furtado 10. At Seventeen Janis Ian 11. Le Disko Shiny Toy Guns 12. Strippers Ghost of the Robot 13. You Don't Like Me They Might Be Giants 14. Shame on You Jerry Minor 15. The More I Learn (The Less I Understand About Love) Ronna Reeves 16. Bad Blood Natalie Lungley 17. To Be a Man Brian Holden and Joseph Walker 18. Her Daddy Was a Dalek, Her Mummy Was a Non-Stick Frying Pan Martin Gordon 19. Men The Forester Sisters 20. Rashida Jones Prometheus Brown and Bambu 21. All You Really Need Is Love Brad Paisley 22. Alone with You Jake Owen 23. Wind It Up Barenaked Ladies

Disc Twenty(Static Cling) 1. You Will See Me dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip 2. Pumpkin Soup Kate Nash 3. Girls Ain't Nothing but Trouble The Fresh Prince and DJ Jazzy Jeff 4. Sigh No More Catherine Tate and David Tennant 5. Tough Goodbye Gary Allan 6. Survivor Destiny's Child 7. Trade Mistakes Panic at the Disco 8. I Don't Wanna Be in Love Good Charlotte 9. Poison Apple Charlene Kaye 10. Hey Robin, Jolly Robin Paterson Joseph 11. Sitting, Waiting, Wishing Jack Johnson 12. Blow Me (One Last Kiss) P!nk 13. Better off with Him A 14. Let Her Rip Dixie Chicks 15. Don't Think Twice It's All Right Bob Dylan 16. Shut Up Black Eyed Peas 17. I Hate Everything About You Three Day's Grace 18. Eden Sara Bareilles 19. Amsterdam Guster 20. Erase Me Ben Folds Five 21. Good Day The Dresden Dolls

Disc Twenty.Five: Keep Your Hands off Will You Damn Fancy Cannibal(Static Cling) 1. Goldberg Variations: Aria Glenn Gould 2. Sympathy for the Devil The Rolling Stones 3. Fee Fi Fo The Cranberries 4. Civilized Man James Marsters 5. A Place Called Home Kim Richey 6. Gravity The Dresden Dolls 7. For Reasons Unknown The Killers 8. A Formidable Marinade Mikelangelo and the Black Sea Gentlemen 9. Your Own Worst Enemy They Might Be Giants 10. Temptation VAST 11. Exterminate, Regenerate Chameleon Circuit 12. Thankless Job Anthony Stewart Head 13. Demons Guster 14. Let's Kill Tonight Panic at the Disco 15. Crime and Passion Duran Duran 16. Polly Nirvana 17. Hello, My Treacherous Friends OK Go 18. I Know Things Now Danielle Ferland 19. Monster Lady Gaga 20. One Tiny Thing 8in8 21. Stand By Me Mona 22. Vide Cor Meum Patrick Cassidy 23. Hannibal (Censored) oswinlost

Disc Twenty-One: The Oklahoma Legacy OR Musical Anachronism(Static Cling) 1. Girl in a Country Song Maddie & Tae 2. Mister Nice Guy Invisible Inc. 3. You Don't Know What Love Is (You Just Do As You're Told) The White Stripes 4. What You Call Love Guster 5. Because It's Not Love (But It's Still a Feeling) The Pipettes 6. Upside Down Barenaked Ladies 7. Lasso Sister Sparrow and the Dirty Birds 8. Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) Nico Vega 9. If Your Kisses Can't Hold the Man That You Love Rasputina 10. Epiphany Chrisette Michele 11. Wishing He Was Dead The Like 12. Stunner dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip 13. Forgot to Laugh Bridgit Mendler 14. Delayed Devotion Duffy 15. Switch TLC 16. I Love It Icona Pop feat. Charli XCX 17. Leaving You Behind Amanda Blank 18. Love Don't Love You En Vogue 19. Drowning Banks 20. Building a Wall Brian d'Arcy James 21. Truce The Dresden Dolls

Disc Twenty-Two(Static Cling) 1. Dickhead Kate Nash 2. Love Is Like a Bottle of Gin The Magnetic Fields 3. Same Old Love Selena Gomez 4. Burn Phillipa Soo 5. Turn Me Loose Loverboy 6. So Long Guster 7. Free Fallin' Tom Petty 8. Love Sick Bob Dylan 9. Look for the Woman dan le sac and Scroobius Pip 10. Opposite of Blue Raining Jane 11. Leave Barenaked Ladies 12. L.A. Devotee Panic at the Disco 13. How to Be a Heartbreaker Marina and the Diamonds 14. The Sad Truth Shauna Carrick 15. Here Alessia Cara 16. Hungover Heart Gary Allan 17. Cupid's Got a Shotgun Carrie Underwood 18. Ex's & Oh's Elle King 19. If This Is It Huey Lewis and the News 20. You Rascal You Hanni El Khatib 21. Merry Happy Kate Nash

Disc Twenty-Three(Static Cling) 1. Casanova (Your Playing Days Are Over) Ruby Andrews 2. You Finally Said Something Good (When You Said Goodbye) Teddy Thompson 3. Allez-vous En Kate & Anna McGarrigle 4. By the Sea Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp 5. One Night Stand The Pipettes 6. You Can't Go By That Ricochet 7. Goodies Ciara feat. Petey Pablo 8. Neutron Dance Pointer Sisters 9. Trouble Avicii 10. Smoke Rings in the Dark Gary Allan 11. So Gone John Legend 12. You're Easy on the Eyes Terri Clark 13. Better to Leave Jordan Brown 14. Second Chance Shinedown 15. Ballad of Mr. Steak Kishi Bashi 16. Hunter's Kiss Rasputina 17. The Jeep Song The Dresden Dolls 18. My First Stalker Watsky 19. Parasites San Fermin 20. End Love OK Go

Disc Twenty-Four(Static Cling) 1. Doin' It By Myself Guster 2. Me, Myself, and I G-Eazy feat. Bebe Rexha 3. Duct Tape Heart Barenaked Ladies 4. Instant Pleasure Rufus Wainwright 5. Please Don't Tell Her Jason Mraz 6. Mr. Know It All Kelly Clarkson 7. Set Me Free Leela James 8. Turning Tables Adele 9. Hard Hearted Hannah Bea Arthur 10. Here I Go Again Whitesnake 11. 455 Rocket Kathy Matea 12. She Had the World Panic! at the Disco 13. Heartbeat Childish Gambino 14. Your Love Is a Lie Simple Plan 15. Flake Jack Johnson 16. Little Rock Reba McEntire 17. Four Little Diamonds Electric Light Orchestra 18. What Makes You Cry The Proclaimers 19. The Fog Overcoats 20. Sorry Beyonce 21. Motherfucker Got Fucked Up Folk Uke

Disc Twenty-Five(Static Cling) 1. Welcome to Hell Saoirse Ronan, Cecliy Strong, Kate McKinnon, Aidy Bryant 2. A Kiss Is Not a Contract Flight of the Conchords 3. Leave Me Alone The Veronicas 4. Simple Machine Guster 5. I'm Moving On Chyvonne Scott 6. Daddy Lessons Beyonce 7. As the Crow Flies Gary Allan 8. Five Minutes dan le sac vs. Scroobius Pip 9. Love Will Tear Us Apart Joy Division 10. Now I Know Lari White 11. That's My Girl Fifth Harmony 12. Bling Bling Junglepussy 13. Bye Bye Bye *NSync 14. It Was a Shit Show Santino Fontana 15. Paper Mache (Single A.F.) Miss Eaves 16. Daria Cake 17. Sleeping Beauty Helen Trevillion 18. Justice for Lavender Shauna Carrick 19. Philosopher San Fermin 20. No Means No (But So Do Other Things, Too!) Grumpy Princess 21. Flirtin' El Pus 22. Pink Lemonade Watsky with Invisible Inc. 23. Stake a Claim dan le sac vs. Scroobius Pip

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