#damn x2

[xxplastic-cubexx]

NEVER kill yourself

[discordiansamba]

What would happen if all the different element zuko' s ended up in the same dimension? Like air, earth, water, fire and avatar zuko's just standing around like that spiderman meme

absolute chaos, probably. the four zukos that each bend a different element appear first, and then, as if the four of them standing in a circle summoned him, avatar zuko just blips into the middle and now they're all even more confused than they were before. what's going on?

canon zuko: wait. none of you are firebenders?

avatar zuko: i am.

canon zuko: you don't count. you're the fucking avatar.

earthbender zuko: that's got to be awkward for like. three of you. not me though. i ran away from home entirely on my own.

(everyone stares at him to the tune of. yeah we fucking noticed. where's your SCAR.)

they all just end up referring to each other by whatever nickname toph happened to give him. except canon zuko and avatar zuko are both sparky. avatar zuko wins the award for most baffling existence hands down.

[betsyworthingtons]

Treat from Kitty in the X2 novelization for the Pyrogue and Allerdrake shippers:

[restinslices]

Hello!

Have you seen the Khao Reigns trailer?? What do you think about what they did to poor Bi-han? 😭😭

Bi-Han is my phone screen, so I’m DISTRAUGHT😭😭

Surely that can’t be OUR Bi-Han, right? Because doing something wild in a dlc is crazy work. That’s smth that should be in the next game. So surely that cannot be OUR BI-HAN. But then Kuai Liang got the scar and I- WHY? IS THIS A CANON EVENT? He looked so scared. I’m sick. I feel like Omniman when he was like “I will burn this planet down before I spend another MINUTE living among these ANIMALS”.

When he disappeared at the end, I was like “damn he locked up?”. I guess he was😭. He looked so worried. Bitch I- SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

And ik we’ve seen him and Kuai Liang fight before but smth about seeing it again made me sad as fuck. Will it make for good writing angst? Absolutely. But at this point, I don’t want the angst no more.

And bitch if he’s DEAD DEAD. If our asshole is GONE GONE? FOREVER GONE? LET ME REPEAT, I WILL BURN THIS PLANET DOWN-

In conclusion, they better fix him or that better be an alt Bi-Han. I get it. It happens in past games and him making up with his brothers is slim to none, BUT BITCH? I didn’t get enough time with him. On my soul imma VOMIT.

[souptomatobasil]

Skykits and the terrible awful no good very bad childhood

[lunarblazes]

i do . think. that it is entirely possible that worst!wolverine is from an only slightly altered version of the fox timeline--just one where they wore the uniforms, one where they had a little more time together. one where, perhaps, william stryker found the mansion when all the adults were away. where the students fought but were unable to escape. where logan running from his past meant he sped past his future and never hit the ice wall that stopped him from rocketing into the void of rage. the x-men stop the use of cerebro, but they die without him, their bodies adding to the countless others buried beneath alkali lake. finding them in that place, that horrible place? that would be enough to drive anyone berserk, i think, most of all logan.

(i wonder if part of him, kicked out of yet another bar, in the darkest moments of the night, thinks that it was stryker's plan all along, that he's just playing into the hands of his handler yet again.)

[stormxpadme]

Me @ the beginning today's ep: Cool, cool, the fucking annoying love triangle again, no wait the fucking TWO love triangles. Well, let's hope that's not the most interesting thing happening today.

Me @ the ending of today's episode with like half the cast dead and Genosha burning: Can I see the love triangles again?

[pigeon-butch]

wuk lamat being a teenager makes so much sense with how she's written and also it feels kind of ridiculous how unclear it is that she's that young!! like while a lot of the complaints about her character are extremely shit and completely unfounded (transphobia towards her va in particular) i feel like a lot of the good faith criticism of her writing is focused on her more childish moments which like YEAH. SHES 19

[chirpsythismorning]

🎨 🖼️ 🌈 🩹 🧍🏽💡 🔮⚡️☄️

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[ruifictiveapproved]

why cant. headspace logic be normsl for ONE DAY. WHY CANT RUI KAMISHIRO BE NORMAL FOR ONE DAY 😭

[kittyofalltrades]

Do Poe and First Order Poe have the same kinks? Where do they divert from each other? Thoughts on the matter?

So I have some thoughts on that very subject. Idk how to organise these thots but they coming in hot.

18+ Only MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

Commander Poe Dameron of the Resistance

Poe is the hero of the Resistance, for obviously the man is into praise, giving and receiving. He can't stand the thought of degradation even if you ask nicely, not for him. He loves being called a good boy.

He has a Rank kink. Yes, he wants to be called Commander while he is balls deep. If you whisper it in his ear, he is likely to cut short whatever he is doing to get you some place private.

Minor Daddy kink. Likes the idea of being called Daddy but prefers Commander.

Poe really enjoys having his hair pulled. He doesn't keep it that length for no reason. If you crank his shit, he just might melt in your hand.

He enjoys being bound, losing control while you tease him with his title, while he can't do much is like spice running through his veins.

The mask kink...looking at you, Zorii Bliss...

Poe enjoys light choking as well, just the weight of your hand on his throat is good enough for him. But he knows you like it a little harder and will do it.

Being in the resistance doesn't lend a lot of privacy so he's used to quick dirty fucks in odd places. Supply closets, the mess hall, in the Falcon, Leia's office a few times, not that he'd cop to that one.

After you're done, he'll ask for reassurances that everything is well and good between you.

Captain Poe Dameron of the First Order

Captain Dameron is a little harder to pin down. But one thing for certain is he uses praise and degradation like weapons. He enjoys using both calling you his pretty little slut or his good girl/boy. He doesn't need your praise, but your attempts to degrade him make him giddy.

He doesn't care for any title in the bedroom except Sir. What else would you need to call him? Daddy is completely off the table for him, so is his rank.

Captain Dameron rather enjoys having his hair pulled. He keeps it well groomed so that you can mess up it later, and in return he pulls for hair, using it as a lever to direct your actions.

He likes to fuck in front of mirrors, whether it's vanity or just him liking to make you watch yourself come apart on his cock. He is into it.

Captain Dameron doesn't like to be bound, not at all. He doesn't like his control being taken away, but he does like taking away your control and having you tied to his bed spread eagle is the best way to do that.

No mask kink here. He spends too much time in his helmet and around troopers to think it's exciting.

Captain Dameron has a knife kink. Just....make of that what you will....

He also throughly enjoys choking. Being choked and doing the choking. Once he finds out you are okay with it, he will wrap his large hands around your throat as often as possible. Even in spaces where it's not appropriate.

He is also shameless. Being fucked where you shouldn't be when you shouldn't be is the norm for him. He likes to fuck you whenever the mood strikes and those nearby know to make tracks because his temper is legendary. Not as great as Kylo Ren's, but nobody wants to risk it.

Finally, Captain Dameron has an oral fixation. He likes to play with his lips, dragging his fingers across in a slow movement. Not meant to be seductive, but it is, anyway. He also likes to have his fingers in your mouth being sucked on.

Whelp that's not even the half of the thots I have but...it's a start.

[kresnikcest]

Post-established-worst-polycule-relationship Kresniks are very funny outsider POV-wise because. uhhhh. Like. Victor and Ludger side by side are fine as long as you don’t get too good of a look at their eyes (esp if Victor keeps some variant of a mask/wears glasses or something to change his face framing), and Julius by default doesn’t look very related to either Ludger or Victor.

But once you have Elle with them? Everyone doing math.gif calculations because age wise Elle could only be Victor and/or Julius’ kid (WE know the hair is Lara’s but 😂) but Ludger does not look related to anyone except Victor and Elle if you pay attention and that doesn’t get into Ludger/Julius/Victor undertones and—

[chisungie]

.. god i am NOT your strongest soldier

[ask-scribblesentinel]

[ I gotta draw this schmuck some more. I gotta. I need to draw him. He's still so fuckin funny to me. ]

[devilishdelights]

was gonna be the years final drawing but umm.i got distracted

[yume-fanfare]

how many posters of the same two gay anime boys do u guys think are too many because i own three but only have two up and it feels kinda like a waste but