#damien is a sweetheart

[seducemefanficsandheadcanons]

Here's some hurt comfort with Mika and Damien! (Of course, this Mika is designed by @new-tella-us I love her design and have drawn her a gazillion times at this point and it likely will not stop

[porcelaininkpot]

How to get a boyfriend {redacted edition} -

Break into an abandoned amusement park

Break into an abandoned amusement park but with a badass backstory

Break into his house

Stalk him

Be in an elevator that hasn't passed safety checks

Have the most shit friends known to man

Be terrible at reading the room at your local 7/11

Be driven by nothing but caffeine and the power of spite

Be a chill dude bro

[indigo-greer-collins]

giving you interactions between my listeners and the redacted characters because you deserve them

angel: david i think your boyfriend has a crush on me or something

david: …excuse me?

angel: yeah like asher keeps—

david: —no. shut up.

damien: have I ever told you i can’t stand you?

fl: i mean yeah but you lied

darlin: is it seriously that obvious that i’m autistic?

sweetheart: wait you didn’t know til now?

darlin: no ?? i just thought my soul was rotten and society was exiling me for the crimes they all secretly knew i committed

sweetheart: alright emo, jesus

darlin:..you’ve been spending too much time with milo, i don’t like you anymore

sweetheart: love you too puppy

gavin: i think i’m experiencing cuteness aggression

dear: they’ve been rambling at each other for hours… i might eat them

huxley: …haha yeah they’re sooo cute together!

gavin: huxley, my precious emerald, i think you’ve forgotten i’m an incubus

dear: i don’t even need to be a d(a)emon to know you’re a different kind of riled up right now

huxley: sorry :(

gavin: oh no huxley, we are too don’t worry

darlin: are you sure this is legal?

angel: and since when were you a law abiding citizen?

darlin: …okay well i don’t want you to get put in a cell—

angel: i know i’m way too pretty for jail… i’d have such a hot mugshot though wouldnt i? probably get a modelling contract on the way out

darlin: i respect the confidence

angel: you sound like davey!

darlin: that is the worst thing you could’ve ever said to me

treasure. telling stories about their old friend group

solaire clan: listening in sheer horror

treasure: but anyway i guess it was character building for me haha!

lovely: say the word and i will massacre every single one of them right now

darlin: do you have their locations? an address?

vincent: how did you put up with that for so long ???

treasure: …oh fuck is it that bad-?

sam: are you kiddin’? that’s horrible, no wonder you feel a little ‘out of place' with them?

starlight: sudden gasp oh my god I was being bullied!

avior: huh what—

starlight: they were making fun of me, they weren’t my friends…

avior: starlight are you okay??

starlight: i was TOO AUTISTIC to ACTUALLY GET MY FEELINGS HURT???

david: how do you put up with him?

baabe: i mean you deal with your fallen angel pretty well don’t you? i thought you’d get it

david: asher’s social battery is way stronger, at least angel has recharge time

baabe: so does ash, i promise you mr shaw, we’re basically in the exact same situation.

david: i guess it doesn’t help that we… got married at the same time does it?

baabe: not one bit.

[6-atlas-6]

I'M BACK BITCHES

I haven't listened to an audio in months so if any of this is inaccurate... Idc

🎀Tag list: @capitalisticveins @vilf-lover @xanyiaz @plutobutartsy @morgansplace @kitheking @randomhoneybee @messenger-of-stupidity @samlizdavis @betta-phish @darlin-collins @puffin-smoke @cyc-chilla @themeridian @whensomethingwickedcomesthisway @defnotayonna @pycth @wolfieisacat @shadow-collinss

[sandypuppet]

Me when all the listener art I can find portrays every listener as women

Love my fellow Redacted fans, but I'm on my knees begging for a nb!listener or m!listener drawing

[kinoi-lol]

Lovely and vincent are the type to slow dance in the rainy moonlight

Gavins the type to kiss all of freelancers scars while there laying down on the couch or bed

Asher and babe are the type for wedding cake cutting to secretly both smush it on eachothers faces and both be surprised

Angles the type while David's cooking to go up to david and hug him from behind

Darlin's the type to fake punch sam a lot for fun

Huxley and dams are the types to plan picnic outings sometimes for the whole crew sometimes for eachother

Dear is the type to hide laskos work as a playful thing

Sweethearts the type to buy small outfits for aggro and do a surprise photoshoot for milo and he'd just watching aggro trying to escape

Freelancer is the type to throw one year friend anniversary surprises everyone in the D.A.M.N crew (Huxley and caelum both cried )

Geordi and cutie are the type to lay in an open field of flowers as the sunsets

Guy is the type to buy honey actual honey on there anniversary as a funny gift (he had another gift not a joke gift )

[elilovesredacted]

if y’all are Redacted Asmr account or enjoy Redacted, please say hi!

I wanna follow more of y’all and make some mutuals.

[aimedis]

redacted asmr headcanons pt.5

-most of the empowered population could not tell you in detail who the sovereigns are (it’s one of those things they forget immediately after high school)

-sweetheart went to the same empowered high school the pack went to as teenagers but they never crossed paths (they were driving past the school and the wolves were reminiscing and sweetheart said “oh i went there too” absentmindedly) ((milo flipped his shit))

-asher doesn’t let baabe do the dishes (because he “can’t let the soap dry out their hands”) and baabe doesn’t let asher do the laundry (because he’ll fuck it up)

-damien hates raisins so huxley picks out the raisins in oatmeal raisin cookies and feeds damien the cookie part

-asher and darlin’ both jump their mates in bed while shifted (asher broke their bed frame)

-damien constantly grumbles at huxley whenever he tries to dote on him but doesn’t stop him 

-damien would never admit it out loud but he loves temple kisses (huxley knows and gives them to him all the time) 

-good-old fashioned lover boy (remastered 2011) is guy’s song 

-milo and sweetheart are the type to bully kids on roblox 

-whenever sam is mad (at darlin’ or otherwise) darlin’ jokes about “i’m getting it good tonight”

-the groupchat between vincent, lovely, darlin’ and sam is absolute chaos (darlin' and lovely flirting as a joke, lovely ranting at random, vincent provoking sam, sam being at his wits end, all of them cursing out other people, etc.) ((after the summit, lovely just texted "what the actual fuck"))

-sweetheart likes feeling up on milo’s chest, like a lot

-angel’s roman empire is when david accused them of cheating that one time (sometimes they lay awake at night thinking about it and feeling horrible that they even made david think about that) 

-lasko’s roman empire is the inversion (as is milo's)

[deezbignutz]

Ages of Redacted characters cuz why not ig

Sam is 45 years old

Vincent is 44 years old

Avior is 37 years old (coalesced 37 years ago)

Gavin and Aaron are 34 years old

David, Asher and Milo are 31 years old

Lasko and Elliott (kinda) are 30 years old (Elliott was adopted 30 years ago)

Huxley is 27 years old

Caelum and Damien are 25 years old

More stuff under the cut

Sweetheart and Milo met when he was 23

Baaabe and Asher met when he was 25

Angel and David when he was 26

Freelancer met Caelum the he was 18

Lovely and Vincent met when he was 40

Elliott confesses to Sunshine at 26

Freelancer met Gavin when he was 30

William has been a Vampire for around 505 years

Elliott met Brachium when he was around 5 (? i think?)

Will turned Vincent when he was 20

Sam graduated from D.A.M.N. when he was 24

Sam got turned when he was 29

David was 24 when Gabe died

Freelancer met Lasko when he was 26

Freelancer met Damien when he was 21

Freelancer met Huxley when he was 23

Sam confessed to Darlin when he was 42

Inversion happened when Sam was 42, Vincent was 41, Avior was 34, Gavin and Aaron were 31, David, Asher, and Milo were 28, Lasko and Elliott(?) were 27, Huxley was 24, and Caelum and Damien were 22.

Elliott left CloseKnit and met up with Aaron when he was 28 (?) and Aaron was 32

Milo shifted back again when he was 29

Damien and Huxley confess their feelings for each other when Dames was 23 and Hux was 25

David proposed to Angel when he was 29

Baaabe proposed to Asher when he was 30

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

[escapisttt]

sweetheart: yeah in this crazy alternate universe you’re together with the tyrant king imperial and his name is damien. you’ve got such a thing for mean ass motherfuckers whose name starts with ‘Da.’

david: i am not—

angel: haha right! and ‘Mi.’

sweetheart: …

david: …

milo: …?!

sweetheart: …sorry what?

angel: michael! my exes name is michael, not—!

sweetheart: oh god right okay i thought i was gonna have to beat your ass

[urfrenfishy]

random angsty headcannons‼️‼️

gavin and freelancer who just hold each other as soon as freelancer gets home and silently remind themselves that they survived

sunshine who finds their art style has gotten worse and feeling so shitty about it, but they don’t understand why. (we know why)

cutie who has lost all sense of self confidence, always second guessing themselves, much like how goerdi was at the start of their relationship.

baaabe who traces their finger across asher’s scar when he’s asleep, remembering how close they were to losing him

freelancer who forgot about caelum, but still feels an oddly paternal instinct around children that look like him, they don’t get why. (we get why)

damien who had major internalized homophobia in high school, sneering and even arguing with some of the openly gay people in his classes. he still lays awake at night thinking of all the bullshit he spewed at them.

morgan whose first vision was the death of his cat, oreo. he cried for days.

angel who fell into a depressive rut after that fight with david, they had gotten so good at hiding them that the only difference you’d be able to spot was that they would stop eating unless someone made them, david stepped up for that role.

sweetheart who wanted to be an actor but their family forced them to work in the department, they silently envy milo since he was able to choose his own path

darlin who used to have the most amazing hair but quinn told them to buzz it, so they did. it’s just now getting back to the length it was before. hair holds memory ‘n all.

that’s all for now folks i’m gonna go sleep night night!!

[seducemefanficsandheadcanons]

Could you write Mika x Submissive Damien smut?

I tried! I hope it isn't too bad, I struggled writing Mika as dominant, but I hope it's okay!

also posted on Ao3 and Wattpad!

Eager (Damien x Mika smut)

Content warnings- NSFW, edging

Damien laid on his back, a few pillows under his head as he focused on the feeling of Mikas tongue swirling around his cock.

Before today, Damien had no real interest in any kind of kinks. However, when Mika suggested he take a more submissive role in bed he thought, why not? He trusted her not to take advantage of it and she'd even given him the option of a safe word, which he appreciated and came up with pretty quickly.

However, he wasn't even considering stopping her. Soft moans and praises escaped his lips as her lips wrapped around his length and took him deeper, beginning to find a steady pace. Her hand wrapped around him and pumped the places her mouth couldn't reach.

Mika looked up at him from in between his legs, feeling herself clench at the sight of his flushed face, his chest moving up and down faster as she continued pleasuring him.

When Damien started to feel that build up, his pants got louder as his hips twitched upwards towards her hands. “I- I'm-” he gasped out, trying to chase his peak. 

That was until suddenly she pulled away, leaving him right on the edge. He had to stop a soft whine in protest when she did so, feeling his cock twitch and pulse.

She looked up at him, waiting until he started to calm a bit before leaning back down. She smiled softly, her hand starting to gently pump his member again. “Do you want to cum?” she asked him.

Damien nodded, hips thrusting into her hand. “Yes- yes please,” he pleaded with her.

She hummed in thought, her hand continuing to pump him. Damien felt his balls tighten as he got closer again, but just as he got right there, so close to what he needed, she pulled back again.

He threw his head back and continued to beg, to which Mika said, “Just a bit longer, okay? You're doing so well,” she praised.

After a few more times of bringing him to the edge, she suddenly pulled back completely, making him look up at her with a curious look as she sat up. She grinned and moved, climbing on him. His eyes went down to her core as she reached down and started brushing his length over her clit. The two shuttered simultaneously at the feeling.

Slowly, she started to sink down on him until he was fully inside of her, his tip pressing her cervix. She moaned lowly, and Damien immediately twitched up into her, throbbing. She chuckled. “So eager~” she teased. “Don't worry, I'm gonna make you feel good,” she then promised before finally starting to ride his cock.

[aggro-my-beloved]

sh: so there’s this new scary game ash showed me—

milo: (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

baabe: i got you that badass spiked collar we were talking about

ash: ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

angel: can we play minecraft instead?

david: (￣^￣)

sam: *breathes in southern*

darlin: _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

huxley: i just stubbed my toe hard is all, no need to fret over me dames

damien, finding the leg of the chair that did it: ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

[themeridian]

Redacted Headcannons!!

as my holiday gift to all

•Gavin always wears sunglasses, no matter the season-if it’s anywhere close to sunny he’s wearing them

^He claims it’s because its cunt and don’t get me wrong it is but his eyes are sensitive to the sun

•Gavin is genderfluid

•Gavin was absolutely heartbroken when burlesque was removed from netflix

•dear has really healthy hair and is horrified by how dead freelancers is

^they bleach and dye it different colors like every other week

•when they were at the 7-11 and met gavin for the first time, freelancer was wearing minecraft creeper pj pants and an adventure time hoodie

•Freelancer and Huxley are very time blind

•damn crew have weekly hangouts watching movies or playing games every friday

•Cam has a charge with Alzheimer's and he doesn't memory modify them as they start to get more sick because they just dont remember either way but one day (they had lost their ability to talk by then) they looked at him like they remembered him and acted like they knew him

^he cried about it that night

��Angel is a trans ftm actor that will probably never go on T because of their job

^a binder is their best friend

^^Davey bugs them about binder safety all the time

•Angel has a southern accent but is really good at covering it up unless theyre drunk or sleepy

•Asher is not trans but makes those tiktoks being like "vote for their rights" and its like every single girl he ever met in a slideshow

•Asher has parasomnia

•Ash wants to be the "cool uncle" to aggro but aggro is not having it.

•one time vincent found Lovely crying a month or so after their turning and panicked and was all like "are you okay? what's wrong?" and they were literally having a mental breakdown over being bored

•Darlin has a crush on valentine from monster high

•after the pack watched smile 2 sweetheart smiled at milo like in the movie and everyone else was like "no theyre still in the bathroom??" for like 2 minutes just to mess with him

•marie handed out baby pictures of all the wolves to the mates and they were GUSHING over them

•baby milo with (surprisingly long) curls.

•on dears first christmas with the damn crew, they got everyone tickets to a music festival

•at said music festival, lasko did almost get heatstroke

[shadow-collinss]

I thought I was a fool for no one

David, Babe, Milo, Sam, Vincent, Porter, Avior, Geordi, Gavin, Lasko, Damien, Honey, Vega, Hush

but ooh baby I'm a fool for you

Angel, Asher, Sweetheart, Darlin', Lovely, Treasure, Starlight, Cutie, Freelancer, Dear, Huxley, Guy, Warden Doc

[us3rnam3-r3dact3d]

Fire Fighter AU Timeline

Soooo I made a timeline!! I was trying to remember all of the details in my brain about the AU and it was driving me crazy. Initially this was a scribble on a post-it, and then I busted out Canva because I am a Virgo. There are some nice background details in here for those who are interested! Let me know if you have any questions!