#damian wyane headcanon

[v00do-d0ll]

OK, so like I know this would never actually happen, but I still think it would be dope as fuck.

I want something to happen where Bruce’s identity gets told to the whole world…like it’s a live stream thing. There are tons of people near him as well, and something happens for people to find out that he’s Batman.

At first, he tries to play it off like “no I’m not Batman. How could I ever be Batman” trying to crank up the Brucie-ness you know..

And then he starts to look around, and he realizes that he cannot convince any of these people that he’s not Batman and knows his identity is out.

And his whole face changes it turns into the Batman face, his serious face.

The world is shocked because they’ve never seen “Brucie Wayne” without his easy going smile.

And There’s probably like a villain thing going on at the same time and that’s why people figure out he’s Batman. So as Bruce Wayne, he takes down all of the villains that are there. And he’s doing all of his martial arts, just kicking their ass as Bruce Wayne in a nice suit.

At some point, somebody shoots him and it lands and he just keeps going because he’s Batman. He’s already done this but these people don’t know that so they’re all shocked that he’s just continuing to fight and win after being shot.

Once he’s taken down all of the villains, he’s covered in blood, suit ripped to shreds, exposing all of his scars. he stands up and looks around and sees that everyone is in complete and utter shock and runs.

I’m not really sure how I would end it. Maybe after he stands up and looks around he could call out for Superman to come get him and Clark just crashes in all worried and takes him and the batfam to the fortress to hide out for a while. Or he takes him to the manor so everybody can pack and then blow everything up I’m not sure but I would love to see that.

[superhero--imagines]

Dick

* Definitely briefs-those boxer briefs

* He probably still gets shit for Panties!Robin from his siblings

* But what can he say it’s comfy?

* Also it holds everything in place when he’s doing his acrobatic stuff

* He tried the boxer thing once and it just wasn’t -

* Just wasn’t for him

* Will 100% wear sexy lacy underwear if you’re into that

* And maybe even if you’re not

Jason

* Definitely a boxers guy

* I bet he was a straight boxers guy throughout his teens

* Occasionally he will wear boxer briefs though, especially if he’s working out

* Also he knows he looks great in them, and he likes the way you look at him when he’s wearing them

* Probably matches his socks and boxers, mostly sticks to black, but has a few cute patterns in there

Tim

* Oh the poor baby

* Sometimes he forgets to wear underwear all together

* Also the kind of guy who probably wears mismatched socks

* And by mismatched I don’t mean like - they’re both black just different cut

* I mean like straight up one sock is red and the other is yellow

* Or one is polka dot pattern and the other sock is like retro triangle print

* “Well what does it matter when you’re going to take them off of me anyway?”

* Well, he’s got a point

Damian:

* Boxer briefs

* Always boxer briefs

* He wears dark colored ones, mostly black, but occasionally also a navy or dark red pair

* Always wears dark socks

* Has a preference for Ralph Lauren, so everything is the same brand

* Socks, underwear and tie are always matching

* It’s a subtle elegance

Bonus:

Bruce:

* Damian had to learn it from somewhere

* Bruce is impeccable, both in fitness and underwear

* Mostly wears boxer briefs, always the same brand as his socks and tie

* All of it is the same shade

* But that’s when he’s dressed to impress at a gala or at work

* At home I think he’s much more relaxed

* Loose boxers, if any underwear at all,

* funky socks if he’s not just wandering around barefoot in a robe

* “At least wear some slippers, you’re going to make yourself sick “ you mumble

* He smiles, burying his prickly unshaven face into your neck

* “What if that’s what I want? For my cute little nurse to prance around and fuss over me while I’m sick?”

* You roll your eyes

* What a smooth operator

* “Just wear some damn clothes Bruce.”

[v00do-d0ll]

This is my personal Batman Timeline that my friend Q helped me come up with. I mainly did this so I could figure out a way that Bruce is 35 by the time he gets Damien because for some reason just like Tim is forever 17, Bruce is forever 35 to me..

- Bruce graduates high school early ~ (age 16)

- Bruce goes to med school early ~ (age 17/18)

- Bruce Drops out and leaves Gotham to train ~ (age 18)

- Bruce comes back to Gotham and he becomes Batman ~ (age 20)

- Bruce adopts Dick ~ (Age 21, Dick is 9/10)

- Dick moves out at 18 ~ (Bruce is 28)

- Bruce gets raped by Talia ~ (Age 28) [it’s rape, idc]

- Bruce adopts Jason ~ (Age 28, Jason‘s 13)

- Jason dies at 15 ~ (Age 30)

- Bruce acquires Tim ~ (Age 30 [same year] Tim is 11/12)

- Bruce adopts Tim ~ (Age 32)

- Red hood shows up ~ (Age 34)

- Jason reveals himself ~ (Age 35, Jason’s age jumped, so he’s 19)

- Bruce finds out about Damien ~ (Age 35, Damien is 7)

I don’t really know why, but I like Bruce being a young dad with a horde of children.

And before you asked me why I didn’t do the rest of the kids and only the original four… because like I said, this whole thing was me trying to figure out how Bruce would be 35 once he gets Damien. I didn’t care about the rest.

[v00do-d0ll]

I think it’s lazy writing that Bruce can’t be happy and Batman at the same time.

Like I honestly think it’s stupid as fuck.

I get it at the beginning when he’s becoming Batman and he’s still angry. That makes sense.

But why later in life when he’s had multiple children by this point and other things come into his life like Clark and the Justice League does he need to be miserable to continue to be Batman?

That genuinely makes no fucking sense

Because the ideology is still the same. He became Batman so nobody else has to go through what he has gone through. To protect the people of Gotham.

He can do that while being happy, his character doesn’t need to change he can still be the paranoid weirdo that we all know in love. But he does not have to be angry and miserable to continue being Batman that’s just shitty writing.

And it kind of feels like nobody wants to fix that, it feels like they’re just like “well it’s gone on for this long no reason to fix it now.” And that’s stupid as fuck.

Let Bruce Wayne be happy

Let Bruce Wayne be at peace

Let Bruce Wayne be Batman without being miserable.

[superhero--imagines]

A/N Before you read this, Read Part 1 Here!

“Yeah my Mom is the director of Gotham’s historical museum, and his dad is the CFO for Wayne Enterprises” you can feel the back of your neck prickle as you watch the two boys in front of you. You feel thoroughly outclassed as they both go on about the distinguished pedigree, your own falling somewhat short.

The boys had waved you over earlier, one of them dressed as robin and the other as flash, complimenting your costume.

The bright green and yellow skirt paired with a matching red top. Red, yellow and green Pom-poms held in your hand. You were pleased by the compliment, you had worked really hard on it after all, especially sowing in the large R on your chest.

“Does that make you my cheerleader?” The taller of the two had said, a pearly white grin curling onto his face as you felt heat creep to your face.

Still they had been pleasant, chatting with you about superhero’s, sharing personal experiences.

Well it was pleasant until this moment.

You’re not ashamed of where you come from, or who you are. These boys are probably just preening, throwing out their parents social status like it’s their own. But you still feel embarrassed.

Your mouth opens, to tell them your parents don’t do anything special at all. When you fee a warm hand oh your shoulder.

“(Y/N), I’ve been looking everywhere for you.” His voice is tinged with annoyance, but it’s soft. You look over your shoulder, feeling heat creep into your face once more as you take in Damian Wayne’s long eyelashes, the chiseled angles on his face.

He had lost all that softness in his face the summer prior, something that shocked you when you came to visit him after being away on summer vacation. Both of you were seniors at Gotham prep, but only one of you looks your age. Damian practically looks like a man now, almost as tall as his father, those bright green eyes pinched into a glare.

He raises an eyebrow when he notices you staring, and you quickly look away, down to the drinks in your hand.

Your face feels even warmer when you remember that you had left quite a while ago, promising to be back with drinks in a bit.

“O-oh Damian, is this your friend?” The shorter of the boys, the one dressed up as Flash asks, you don’t miss the panicked expression that crosses both of their faces.

Damian doesn’t even bother to respond, he only sneers and tugs you away from them by your elbow.

“If you wanted to go flirt around you could have just told me.” His words are rough, but you don’t miss the soft pink that blooms onto his cheeks.

“Damian...are you jealous?” He sputters, but all you can see is the bashful expression that crosses his face.

So he was.

You nudge one of the glasses you’re holding into his hand, the bright red hue of the punch almost matching his face.

“Don’t worry, you’re still my favorite Robin” you assure, using your free hand to entangle you’re fingers through his, giving a firm squeeze.

Damian only blushes a darker shade of red.

A/N: hope you liked it! Just a reminder I’m still looking for beta readers-both for my original short stories and also for my fan fictions- DM me if interested

[superhero--imagines]

I have this head cannon that if Batmom was a veterinarian that Damian would be like really interested in it and would sometimes go with her to work, and when he brings home animals she'd help him hide them😂

I feel like he always picks to go to work with her, on those ‘bring your kid to work’ days, and he pretty much just plays with all of the animals. And everyone at the office just kind of takes pictures of him playing with these huge sheepdogs, because THEY’RE BIGGER THEN HIM HONESTLY. And it’s just super adorable. 

And of course animals just love him, whenever he comes to visit the observation animals just follow him around, and then he takes them on walks and feeds them. 

When it’s time to go, Vet!BM has to frisk him, she finds two cats, a turtle and three frogs. 

[juzuchiha]

Deixem ele ser feliz!!

I think it’s lazy writing that Bruce can’t be happy and Batman at the same time.

Like I honestly think it’s stupid as fuck.

I get it at the beginning when he’s becoming Batman and he’s still angry. That makes sense.

But why later in life when he’s had multiple children by this point and other things come into his life like Clark and the Justice League does he need to be miserable to continue to be Batman?

That genuinely makes no fucking sense

Because the ideology is still the same. He became Batman so nobody else has to go through what he has gone through. To protect the people of Gotham.

He can do that while being happy, his character doesn’t need to change he can still be the paranoid weirdo that we all know in love. But he does not have to be angry and miserable to continue being Batman that’s just shitty writing.

And it kind of feels like nobody wants to fix that, it feels like they’re just like “well it’s gone on for this long no reason to fix it now.” And that’s stupid as fuck.

Let Bruce Wayne be happy

Let Bruce Wayne be at peace

Let Bruce Wayne be Batman without being miserable.