#dakota nonsense

[honqduoed]

If you draw any c! Mcyt design with personal headcanons that make sense to no one else but you i love you forever and ever btw you will be buried with me in my tomb. HASH TAG GET CREATIVE!

[cyborgmagpie]

I don't think any would make it as is the Myth, but yk. You pick who's Orpheus and who's Eurydice.

[sketchthetofu]

Day 16: Grungy

Do I know anything about the grunge aesthetic??? No- but I tried- look at my boy I made him sharp and fashionable

[orionthenightfury]

Me when I'm just a bored little creature

[nowheresville-dakota]

Probably should have been titled "Things to See in South Dakota"

Clouds

[majicmarker]

i love deleting posts when someone comments smthn that is clearly meant to Engage Debate for no earthly reason that i can tell, nor do i want any part of. that’s your journey, friend, and it’s one you must take alone. 🩷

[henchmaxxing]

Me and my coworkers standing around a bollard, hunched against the wind.

"there's a city to the West," I say. "Beyond the plains, where you can buy American Spirit cigarettes out of a vending machine for $7 a pack."

One scoffs. "You're making that up. That hasn't been possible in years."

"It's true," I insist. "I've been there. Fargo, North Dakota is real."

[sketchthetofu]

I just realized that both of those things are fish related even tho they aren’t- LMAO- but like- look at this guy. What a goofy angry looking dude

What they be angry about

Good morning :D!!! I’ve been spinning in circles thinking about Subnautica PD au and fish if u were wondering <3.

:00 good morning :)!!

[supercalifragipopculturevomit]

It's truly wild how Daniel can make himself look a decade or so younger by just wearing a basic white shirt and no-nonsense Chucks. He only looks a few years older than Dakota in their photo together. And this is with a full beard—imagine if he shaved it off. Whereas in The Alienist, where he's in layers of period garb, it's more believable that he's 16 years her senior.

Here's a bonus photo of Daniel sitting in that cute and funny way that he does:

📸 Deadline at The Contenders Emmys (April 2018)

p.s. this post got me thinking that while one started way younger, they're technically both child stars. The same year the world was introduced to Dakota in I Am Sam, Daniel was making waves in German cinema with The White Sound and Nichts Bereuen. It would be two years later that he'd break out into the international scene with Good Bye, Lenin!.

[thunderheadfred]

Trying not to let it get to me but I’m not doing a great job. The chronic fatigue + breastfeeding combo is brutal. I can feel postpartum depression creeping up on me despite my SSRI and all the coping skills in the world. It’s a vicious cycle. No energy to enjoy happy baby time. Only awake for being screamed at or painfully fed upon. I’m so tired I don’t even wake up when baby cries anymore. Splitting headaches most of the time, whole body inflammation and soreness. Feeling like I am burdening partner with taking care of me and baby, like I’m barely doing my part.

Thankfully partner is helping with everything and isn’t an asshole, but it’s getting kind of nuts in my brain. Idk. It might work better for me to pump exclusively? At least that would be on a predictable schedule that I could try to sleep around? But I feel guilty, or like if I do anything except breastfeed, I’m doing it wrong and denying baby something critical. Which is nonsense I know. But. Just. Zero brain left.

I should be catching up on Dakota to go back to classes in the fall, but I can’t do anything except feed baby and sleep badly. I’ve done maybe ten rows of knitting since coming home from the hospital. I tried to cook breakfast today just to do anything different, and now I feel like someone beat me up and threw me off a Chinese squid boat.

[leonardalphachurch]

this is the main cast of kids:

Theodore Theta Dakota - child of Leonard L. Church and Oliver “North” Dakota [seperated]

Junior Tucker - child of Lavernius Tucker and CB (dead)

Charles Palomo - child of— haha what does that matter? he’s living it up at the tucker’s place he’s fiiiiine

James Biff Jr. - child of Georgina Biff and James Biff (dead), nephew of Mark Temple

these are supporting/characters im less sure of:

Lopez Brown II - child of Sheila Brown and Lopez Brown (i might give them a better last name later lol i just needed a placeholder for now)

Katie Jensen - niece of Dick Simmons (who is the parents? maaaaybe she’s just his way younger sister? why would she have a different last name… actually nonsense question simmons dad definitely walked out on him and he was raised by a step father what am i talking about. theoretically simmons is so trans to me i could have him also just be her father but uh. uhh. simmons is not being pregnant lmao. the idea of church lasting a full pregnancy is already a fuckin stretch here okay. WAIT OKAY. jensen is his half sibling but it’s not with his mother and step dad it’s with his father and step mother. sorry he got a new family he like a better than youuuu. so is his fathers name simmons or jensen……. i don’t know lol)

Antoine Bitters - child of Kaikaina Grif, nephew of Dexter Grif (theoretically i could give grif some random woman that he knocked up but that feels. icky idk why. kai going through on her decision not to get an abortion and grif having to step into help raise sometimes makes sense to me… idk why he has his fathers last name tho. i guess his father is chill and in the picture? i guess he could also be their younger brother. i feel like i can only do that with one of them tho lol)

Eta and Iota Church - child of Carolina Church and York Church [divorced] (those wouldn’t be their final names obviously lol. i think york takes her last name tho)

Matthews - i don’t care about his parents but he’s dating bitters maybe kimball? i guess? or she can be volleyballs mom. actually.

Valerie “Volley” Grey-Kimball - child of Dr. Emily Grey and Vanessa Kimball (why not. let’s go crazy let’s go stupid. i don’t actually have any opinions about this ship i just think she should get cool lesbian moms.)

do doc and donut get children. i don’t think so i think they’re like. the cool gay uncles. caboose also doesn’t have a child but he does have a dog. i guess smith can be his nephew also. he has a lot of sisters

the main four are set in stone and basically but if you’ve got ideas for any other characters or better ideas for the ones i have here i’m all ears

[ijustlikemovies]

not if i can help it

So like lost dakotas is gonna win the tournament. We all know that don't we lmaoo

[sketchthetofu]

Day 15: Guidebook

Idk what the heck I’m doing but here’s Dakota also not knowing what he’s doing- fjjfdjsjakw

[hollywoodfamerp]

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[tddott]

Usually I'm not a huge fan of Group Chat Fics but I HC that after ROTI Zoey was hellbent on keeping all her new friends (Yes, all of them) so she made a group chat and it's so chaotic.

Some of the nonsense Zoey puts up with:

Lightning spamming cheesy Instagram motivational memes. Or selfies. Usually both

Brick replying to every image with a 👍 or "Roger That"

Staci. Just. Staci.

Dawn updating the chat with daily horoscopes

Scott picking fights

Scott and [Insert Victim] getting into a text fight which usually ends in Scott leaving. Zoey pesters him to rejoin and apologize. This happens at least twice a month

Dakota also spamming the chat with selfies. Sam shows up in some of them so that's neat

Anne Maria also either picking fights, spamming selfies, or saying whatever is on her mind at the moment.

Anne Maria gives me lowkey chaotic friend vibes she'll text the chat who's up for something and not wait for an answer. She's already on the way. (Usually to Zoey, Vito, or Jo lol)

Sam going on tangents ranging from video games to Kpop drama to whatever show he's watching.

The Group Chat image often changed to really unflattering photos of Lightning (usually Scott's doing)

Is it realistic that they would all stay friends after the show? No but do I care also no.