Scrub Daddy vs. Liquid Nitrogen
(or a Scrub Daddy being hit with a mallet when it’s hot, cold, frozen from dry ice, and frozen from liquid nitrogen)
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Title/Name: 2020 Wojaks by Shukei
Wojak Series:
Daddy’s Girl (Variant),
Yes Chad (Variant),
Doomer Girl (Variant),
Doomer (Variant),
Zoomer (Variant),
Tradwife (Variant),
Soyjak (Variant)
Image by: Shukei Art on X - Twitter
Image edit by: *Unknown*
Main Tag: Wojak Group Art
PS: *Somebody* edited the original second image and added an intrusive Soyjak, no idea who did that, lol :)
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POV I'm a photographer for a magazine photoshoot and we're having Joe Keery on set for his interview doing promo for his next Djo album. I'm selling him the idea of the shoot-
"This one's for the Tumblr girlies. I'm talking soft boy, neck moles, dumb face, tummy, boys in crop tops, big brown eyes, The Yellow Sweater, chest hair, wet, pretty, freckles, thighs, boys in shorts, cuddling and snuggling, cozy, glasses, But Daddy I Love Him, shirtless. Got that?"
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Richard Adkerson. American.
A sight for sore eyes - and I'm not talking just about the bulge. A perfect package, from top to bottom.
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i refuse to feel remorse for five rich folks who decided it was a good idea to go on a submarine operated by a ps2 controller
literally what did you think would happen
“imagine if you were on there” bitch in what world would i willingly go in a tube to the bottom of the atlantic?? FOR FUN???
edit: this excludes the boy, the four others garner no sympathy from me
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This is like an excuse to properly draw my designs for the teens for once, first one is Scary!
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LMK Incorrect quotes#11 PEACHES!
In the past(Before Redson)...One regular morning
F!Y/n: Wukong, Pineapples!!!*Inside their cave with Macaque as your guard while the others fight off some of their enemies*
Azure: Pineapples? *Looks at Wukong with a teasing look*
Wukong*Shrugs, as he takes a breather and looks at him*She gets cravings~
F!Y/n: Pomegranates, grapefruits, nectarines?!-*Panicking trying to remember the name of the fruit to tell Wukong it's...TIME*
Peng: She's ordering a fruit cocktail *Raises brow with a joking tone*
F!Y/n: Come on, think...*Gasps and smiles*PEACHES?!
Wukong Peaches...? *Takes a minute to realize and his eyes widen springing up from from the pile of beaten demons*PEACHES!-The baby! What, what, what now...!
Azure:...This not good
Wukong: The baby's coming!-*Is already gone full spiral as he uses his staff to finally end the fight*
DBK: Can you try to hold it in! *Yells as he punches a demon in the face that dared to lift himself up*
F!Y/n: Can somebody slap him for me!? *Annoyed glare with a pained moan*
Clone of Mac*Slaps DBK on the back of his face*Done and Done~
Wukong: Just sit tight, we're coming, My queen-UFF!?*trips into his own tail onto the floor*
F!Y/n:...Did he trip on his tail again?
YellowTusk*Picking Wukong by his collar like a ragdoll*Yes he did!
DBK gonna get his karma with babies from his future wife...
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Not hating on Kuboyasu Aren, like don't get me wrong, that's gang and I love him.
But I think that if he did achieve his dream of being able to marry a lady and have a family, there would be a lot of loopholes in his relationships.
Like, yes, he's a very respectful dude and he'd probs treat the woman like the only girl in the world but let's say they had a fight, right?
Dude wouldn't know the first thing to do, 50 outta 50, he'll apologize because "that's what a man should do" but what if he felt wronged as well? Either way, whether he apologizes or not, there would be a little toxicity at least, surrounding his relationship with his lady, like please do yall get me? 😭
Istg, I'm not hating, he's literally my fave character, but if he really ended up with a normal girl and lived a normal life, there'd surely be problems, most likely if he had a daughter.
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