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Siiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss! I've sorta kinda fallen down the...
...rabbithole ...and I sorta kinda don't wanna get up! I like it here! Lol
I can neither confirm not deny the amount of times I may or may not have listened to that tik tok/edit. *exhales* GIIIIRRRRLLLL the "Take it off" and "Yes Sir" in that Brit-ish accent kicked me over the ledge and that's how I ended up in the rabbithole in the first damn place! No need to call for help or send a rope, just throw me my Hello Kitty blanket and a fluffy pillow...and some snacks (oh and some grown folks juice!) and I'll just make myself comfy, while I read your Ghost story again. I've been meaning to get a PS5 for a minute now...I'm about to be a COD girlie! My pockets blame you...I'll be sending you a bill. Lol. đđđ Sidenote: I got my wine, so I can FINALLY catch up on your Rio stories over the next couple of days. I'm ignoring all adulting responsibilities and about to enjoy myself for once!
Seriously tho, Hope all is well with you on this lovely Weds hun! đ
*throws blanket, pillow, grown folks juice, snacks, and myself down the rabbit hole.* Cause babyyy Iâm down bad with you sis!
Yesss! I pulled my sis over to the dark side.*kicks feet* now I have somebody to thirst withđđđ€Ł.
Allow me to introduce you to some of the crew:
Zaddy Price
Zaddy Vargas
Zaddy MacTavish
Zaddy Garrick (Gaz)
Zaddy Keller
Iâm probably missing a few. More than likely.
But this man right heređ€€:
Das Big Zaddyđđđ€Łđ€.
I need to upgrade to a PS5 but I opted for a gaming laptop last year (need to get back to the sims itâs been too long). Guess Iâm going to have to start saving up. Iâm trash in the game but I love watching streams and play throughs.
*claps hands excitedly*
Iâm glad you get time to relax and read sis! Looking forward to your reactions. Ainât nothing like some daddy Riođđ„°.
*sigh*
Fine-ass, mean-ass, charming-ass, smooth-talkin-ass manđ©!
More Rio, Ghost, and other works đ on the wayđ!
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PriceGaz x Reader something something Gaz tells you to thank daddy for being so nice to you but when you turn to Price the younger man scruffs your neckââwasnât talking about him, babyâ
#Gaz is so brat-coded you forget heâs actually daddy af :/ Price just happens to be the only man he defers to#gaz x reader#price x reader#kyle garrick x reader#john price x reader
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Day 326 of the war on Gazađđ„č
Please don't skip!đ„čđ
I have reached a low level of donations, no more than 10% of my goal (4960âŹ)to protect my family. I have been running my campaign for four months and I have been struggling and I have not given up.
My goal 80.000 âŹ
"please consider sharing or donating, to save my family".
I hope that you will not leave me alone and help me. I am trying to protect 7 people from my family and save them before it is too late. My hope and my life are linked to this link.
"please reblog and donate as much as you can "
5⏠Or 10⏠That's enough .
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one thing about me is i love me some elliot knight
#fuck#fuCKKKK#i love his smile so much#heâs so fucking sexy#elliot knight#kyle gaz garrick#call of duty#Kyle gaz#daddy#cod#cod men
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established simon (ghost) riley x fem reader; eventual john price x fem reader; hinted t141 x fem reader
!! suggestive - minors dni; hints of d/s; 944 words
johnny almost falls from his seat as he sees whoâs closing in.Â
he smacks kyleâs thigh, the younger man hissing in anger before following johnnyâs jutted finger, only for his own jaw to fall open in surprise when he finally sees whatâs got johnnyâs face spasming. john sighs through his nose before twisting, tipping his boonie just a little bit to clear his vantage.Â
ah, he thinks, his own heart lodging itself in his throat. no wonder.
simon finally made it, the tall man weaving his way around the crowd and sidestepping strangers with passion. price knows itâs less about his aversion to being touched by strangers and more about securing the package cradled gently in his toned arms â you.
youâre not tiny by normal standards, john could tell, but beside ghost, you look a whole lot smaller. youâre dressed in a frilly pink dress, looking too prim and too proper for the establishment. for the man holding you.
john has to briefly turn his eyes away, licking the back of his teeth as a spike of hunger seizes him whole.Â
you and ghost finally make it to the group, and they all watch, with little shame, as ghost claims the seat theyâve saved for him before pulling you into his lap. you follow with a fond huff, using simonâs shoulder to steady yourself as you wiggle around to find a comfortable position.Â
all throughout, simonâs hands are firmly on you, touching and guiding, but also marking and claiming. john thinks itâs also a reminder to the squad: sheâs mine.
john nurses his whiskey, swallowing down the alcohol to quench his thirst.Â
then, you finally look at them, beautiful doe eyes blinking up at them with curiosity and interest.
fuck, youâre too goddamn beautiful.
âhey there, little lass,â johnny greets first, his pale cheeks tinged with the slightest pink, and his arm out for you to shake. they all watch as you do just that, tender hand and dewy skin meeting scarred and battle-worn ones.Â
the contrast has john gripping his glass of whiskey, and, unwittingly, a brief thought flashes through his mind: how beautiful you would look being corrupted by them all.
as he shots the rest of his alcohol, his eyes accidentally meet simonâs.
john expected anger or even a flash of betrayal, instead, all he sees is the way simonâs eyes are heavy with thinly-veiled interest.
oh.
âhello,â your reply breaks the eye contact and both men shift to look at you. you introduce yourself, and john mouths your name to himself, testing the way it rolls off his tongue.Â
kyle hums from beside johnny, extending his hand out next with a charming smile. you smile back at him, still looking like a perfect picture of a good and proper girl. not even the way that youâre sat on the lap of a man whose face is fully obscured by a plain balaclava could alter the way you are all dolled up and darling for them all.
âcapân?â kyleâs voice pierces through his thoughts and john blinks back into reality before instantly turning his eyes to their guest.Â
donât mind the fact that it had been kyle who asked for him â john is already giving you his full attention.Â
âhey there, sweet girl,â johnâs voice is a purr â a sure gamble â and he watches the way you freeze, your eyes going wide as you clock in the desire coating his words.
johnny and kyle straighten up from their seats, their lips pinched together as their eyes flick between their captain and their lieutenant.Â
but ghost doesnât do anything.
instead, they watch as simonâs hand snakes up to your throat from where it rested on your stomach. the glide was slow, deliberately putting on a show, and they watched with rapt attention as simon gently squeezed your throat â the action not made to hurt but to ground you.
simon uses this hold to tug you closer to him until his lips are hovering over your ear.Â
âcâmon, love,â simonâs voice rumbles within the startling silence that has overtaken their little group. âwhat do good girls say?â
you lick your lips and their eyes zone in on the little sliver of your tongue, their chests constricting when they finally register your blown up eyes, your pupils eating up the colours of your irises.Â
âhello, sir,â you finally murmur, your voice breathy and light as you turn to john.Â
john pretends that he doesnât understand why the mere mention of his title slipping from your pouty lips had set his nerves on fire.
âyeah,â he hears himself say. âwould never tire hearinâ you callinâ me sir, thatâs for sure sweetheart.â
johnny chokes from somewhere beside him but he doesnât pay it any mind because simon looks at him, contemplative, before giving a short nod.
itâs all john needs before he reaches out and brushes your hair away from your face. youâre still staring at him with wide eyes, your breaths passing between your pearly teeth and glossy lips, and john ducks down just enough that only you and simon could hear.
âtell me to stop now, little one.â
your resounding whine and the soft shake of your head gives john the answer he needs.
but simon clicks his tongue. âuse yâr words, love.â
âdonât,â you begin, sighing in quiet pleasure when simonâs other hand travels down your skirt, his warm palm rubbing along the expanse of your thigh. âdonât stop. please, sir.â
both john and simon rumble in elation at your response. at your beautiful docility. at how proper and good a girl you truly are.Â
and now, you could be johnâs girl too.Â
#suns.f#are the daddy issues ringing yet bc istg its all i keep thinking about when i wrote this :((#NEED THEM BOTH#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader#simon riley x reader#john price x reader#price x reader#141 x reader#simon ghost riley#john price#soap mw2#gaz cod#suns
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Tf141 and the reasons their partners (you) get mad at them
Note: there will be a part two on reasons they get mad at their wives but it got too long lmao
Cw: mentions of extreme violence, afab!reader no gendered terms, explicit mentions of sex, slight dub-con, breeding, daddy & size kink if you squint, terrible British-isms and Iâm not as funny as I think I am lol -not editing this so read at your own risk
Ghost will piss you off by: Wearing his full military get up (including the hardened skull mask) to intimidate anyone he thinks is interested in you.
It isnât enough that you verbally decline less than polite or platonic advances, or show off your wedding ring proudly. He wants the weak fucks to know that he kills people for a living and would systematically break every bone in their body, reset them and break them all over again. That is before he stares them right in the eye as he fucks you until thereâs enough cream leaking onto his cock to sail to the other side of the pond- thrice.
At least thatâs what he told the local butcher who gave you his number last week. The man had been so frightened he burst into great weeping sobs and banned you both from coming into the shop.
Youâd been pissed for a week straight and yelled at Simon every time you thought about it. It always ended with his large hands grasping at the back of your neck, damn near scruffing you, while you take as much of his cock down your throat. Heâs letting you do the work of opening your throat and taking him as far as you can, but he glares in warning when you retreat. Your nose brushes the sprinkle of hair at the base of his cock when you take him deeper, watching a full body shudder wrack him. Heâs close by the far off look in his eyes and the raspy hum/moans he does when heâs entered that space in his head you canât reach. When his balls twitch as a tell tale sign of his release you plop him out of your throat and swat his hands off of you. It takes him a concerning amount of time to come back to earth and understand the haughty look on your face.
Before you flounce out of the room you tell him he doesnât get to cum since he canât learn to behave. That he can finish himself off or go apologize to the nice man. Youâre only half surprised when he glares at you and takes his cock in hand tight to get back to that glorious sweet spot. He was such a stubborn bastard. The man was just trying to arrange the charcuterie order for your friendâs baby shower, for fucks sake!
But Simon didnât give a fuck, his cuts of meat were shit anyways.
Soap pisses you off by: nearly burning down the house. You love him for his passion for life and youâd learned to navigate around his inattentive and reckless nature over the years. The problem of not landing ass first into the bottom of the toilet could be solved by simply looking before you go. but putting out multiple fires throughout the week because he got too caught up in whatever fleeting thing caught his interest, could not.
The last near fire was caused by him accidentally overcooking a package of Buldak noodles youâd hoarded from your last Asian food market trip. Heâd run into your shared bedroom to show you a video of a âBonnie little lassâ reciting the names of every country, which somehow ended up with you under him, with your knees locked up around your ears. he bullied his cock deep inside your cunt until it felt like a punch in the throat. Your wails doing nothing to cover his throaty moans as he asked you to say yes to giving him a baby
âWhat do ye think about making me a Da, dove? Give me fat wee ones to chase after? Aye, you donât have to say it I feel, you choking my cock. give me one more and Iâll give you what you want, Bonnieâ
It was right when you were about to scream some semblance of an affirmation that youâd smelled the smoke. Youâd screech for the dirty dog you called your husband to get off of you when heâd kept stroking into you with vigor, saying to wait one sec he was close. When youâd finally ran into the kitchen with a pussy addled Soap stumbling on your heels you came face to face with a blazing fire. The pot containing the ramen was bone dry and the blackened noodles were little more than kindling.
The process of putting out the fire was quick, youâd learned to keep multiple fire extinguishers on hand, but the kitchen still stank of smoke for weeks and the backsplash remained warped with the smoke stains. Soap wasnât allowed to cook anymore or ask for a kid for at least six months as it was enough work keeping the house safe from his shenanigans.
Gaz will piss you off by: Having to have the last word. Your sweet man was perfect in nearly every way. He was attentive, romantic in all the right ways and made it a priority to make love to you to the point of tears. The problem was he was fucking petty.
The reasonably level headed man became an absolute shit when he felt slighted even a little bit. It didnât matter if it was over something reasonable, like your overspending on a gift for a male co-workers birthday or a childish argument over who was the actual winner of a friendly Uno game during date night (he insisted you looked while he was in the bathroom), Kyle had to have the final say.
Youâd been arguing for three days about, well you donât even recall. You just hated the cold shoulder Kyle gave you and the space between you in bed where heâd normally be. Youâd finally given up your pretense of being upset and stood before him as he sat on the couch with a solemn expression. You asked for you both to reach an impasse tired of arguing, for him to please come back to bed. He continued to pretend to read the stack of junk mail that collected on the coffee table with interest.
âDonât know luvie, wouldnât want to get in the way of your alone time.â He sniffed indignantly.
You stood confused, trying to decipher his tone and meaning before your eyes narrowed into slits.
âKyle are you fucking mad because I watched the final episode without you?â
His dead pan glaring made you stomp in indignation. In your defense, Heâd been out in the field for six months and you couldnât help it that Netflix kept playing the show you had both started while you were asleep. And so what if you did happen to keep watching when youâd finally woke up, he was on LEAVE for six whole months!
You spent the next hour arguing with him on the illogicalness of staying mad but heâd come up with snarky quips. It only slightly pissed you off that the only way he agreed to let things go was if youâd let him cum inside during anal. Heâd agreed with a smug smile and shepherd you out of your pajamas and into your bedroom.
Price will piss you off by: trying to reprimand you like one of his soldiers. The key to a blissful marriage to a man like Price is having a willingness to pick your battles. Your husband is loyal and a provider through and through. it didnât take much effort to just let him lead you both in decisions- you trusted him deeply. But, the man was gruff and prone to callousness especially after being away from home for long bouts of time. Weeks spent on classified missions taking down the big baddies of the world and being up to his elbows in blood and shit made him edgy.
During an impromptu shopping trip that heâd insisted on tagging along on, heâd turned into a nightmare. If it werenât you in the situation you would be humored by the 42 year old military Captain acting like a toddler over how long you were taking to shop. But you were on the other end of his surmounting tantrum and it wasnât cute how much he was reminding you of the big ass toddler you both shared. It all came to head when your sonâs daycare teacher, Mrs. Hudson, spotted you and came over to chat.
Youâd done your best to try and rush the conversation along, aware of the brooding bear of a man behind you. The sweet but a tad dense woman did not clue in to your subtle hints to speed things along. She was too content on telling you about your sonâs acclimation to singing the potty song whenever he needed to go tinkle.
Just as you were going to politely interject, John had un-pried your hands from the shopping cart and promptly pushed/dragged you from the aisle without a word. You werenât even aware of what was happening until you met the startled eyes of your sonâs teacher as she watched your retreat, Your cart full of groceries left in the middle of the aisle.
Fuming you kept carefully silent all the way home, even as he barked at you to âget in the damn carâ and to buckle your seatbelt. Rage burned the hairs of your nostrils like a blacksmiths fire as you grit your teeth hard enough to hurt. It was much to your disgust that your seething husband lost his own anger midway through the trek home. His tensed shoulders loosened as he tapped the wheel of the car, having the audacity to hum softly to the radio station. Your eye twitched.
You really hoped your son didnât grow up to be an incel with daddy issues and a podcast mic-because you were about to murder his father.
You didnât wait for John to open your car door. You jump out and race across the lawn, slamming the passenger door behind you. You hadnât looked back until youâd crossed the threshold of your home making sure to look your husband in the eye when you try to slam the ornate dark wood in his face before he entered. Heâd pointedly narrowed his eyes when he blocks the door for closing and you knew heâd make it a thing later. It was rude but you hold tight to your self righteousness and venomous mood. It wasnât until after you fed your son an impromptu dinner of cut up sausage patties and a handful of fish shaped crackers that you face a circling Price.
ââI canât believe you! Why would you embarrass me like that, John!ââ You hissed.
He scoffed from his place at the kitchen island, he stretches into a stand. Youâre irritated at needing to step back from his crowding, agitated when your thoughts get caught on the broadness of his shoulders in his tshirt. Heâd filled out even more since heâd been gone. You loved his body in all forms but the last few years heâd gained a bit of belly fat from desk duty after having decided to cut back on field missions to help out with your young son. Now after months away he was all lean muscles and broad everywhere.
You know youâre already leaking at the thought of taking him and the arrogant twitch of his beard says he knows the same. But youâre not willing to back down. He canât just bully you into doing what he wants when he doesnât like something. Youâre his spouse dammit not one of his men! At least thatâs what you think you said to him. You donât quite remember the concept of time or your own middle name when he traps you against the granite tower and fucks you until your eyes cross.
âSay it, darling. Tell daddy youâre sorry, love.â
You try to deny it with all your heart, you swear it. But his big hand snakes out in front of you to work your clit in tight circles before you can get the letter âNâ in no out. Behind you he leans back and down just enough to switch angles. Itâs enough that every thrust is of him drilling his girthy cock into your g-spot with rapid succession. He doesnât let your screams meet air for longer than a millisecond. He clasps his free hand over your mouth muffling your cries. He tells you not to wake his son and to take his cock like a good wife.
You sheepishly wave at Mrs. Hudson from the carpool lane the next time you drop off your son for school. Youâd make a note to drop her off some flowers when you came back for pick up.
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TF 141: Realizing They Love You HCs
[sfw] cw: none :)
Ghost was unable to tell that he was absolutely enamored with you until Soap pointed it out to him. As soon as his period of denial is over, (in which he basically ignored you, no matter the circumstances), he finally begins to pay attention to you again. Almost too much attention, however.
He watches your every move. In training he points out every flaw you make; whether it be in your stance or your pace. He thinks heâs being helpful â you think heâs being an ass. Soap has to restrain himself from âaccidentallyâ letting it slip that you
Youâre on his mind at least half the time, always praising you to himself. How well you did in training, how much you improved, how nice your hair looked in a certain style.
Gaz figured it out after you made some sort of joke along the lines of âI guess youâre just in love with meâ ĂĄ la Mean Girls. He scoffed at it at first, bordering in a laugh, but the smirk on his face almost fell immediately because god dammit you were right.
He genuinely tries to make more time for you despite the military schedule you guys are kept on. He invites you to go out drinking with him some night, others heâs too nervous to even look you in the eyes.
He keeps his feelings close to his chest, he thinks it would be the death of him if the others found out. Heâs not being very secretive when all he does half the time is stare at you adoringly.
Soap knew from the getgo. Heâs had his fair share of girls in the past; he knows how this works. But damn him if his heart doesnât ache twice as hard when you mention past relationships or current dates.
Accidentally told Ghost that heâs head over heels for you and Ghost has not let him rest. Absolutely relentless. Sparring? You and Soap get paired together. Sitting on the helo during a mission? You and Soap are squished next to each other. Itâs hard to tell if Soap is also doing it.
Nearly every thought running through his mind is about you. Your eyes are so pretty, your hair is so cool, you look so good in the military uniform, you look so good in your civvy clothes. If anyone is reading his mind theyâre probably only going to find you and incoherent Scottish phrases.
Price was able to realize he was in love with you, but was more guilty than the others. Youâre younger than him by a good chunk, somewhere in Soap and Gazâs age range, and heâs your boss. Power imbalance out the wazoo.
Despite the guilt, he treats you with almost more respect than he does Ghost. Always trying to give you praise even where you donât really deserve it. Trying to reinforce that, even though youâre not at the same level as the rest of the 141 is, youâre still pretty damn good.
He likes talking to you outside of work-related topics and remembers nearly everything you tell him. Your favorite flower? Heâs memorized that shit. You wanted to go to University? What did you want to major in? Whatâs the one band you were talking to Gaz about after the debriefing? Heâs very interested.
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Children with Captain Price
He loves to be softly controlling; guiding you by the small of your waist and making sure you eat and drink enough water.
If you want children, he wants double, his lieutenant and sergeants were almost a trial run on having children (and god is he ready at this point). And of course, he loves the making of said children too.
When naming the children he leaves it primarily up to you, though he does ask you to let him help with the middle names, liking to name them after his close teammates,
Sophie/Simone or Simon for Ghost đ»
Jane/Jordan or Jonnhy for Soap đ§Œ
Grace or Garrett/Gary for Roach đȘł
Katherine or Killian/Kyle for Gaz đ
You think it's adorable and love that he appreciates his coworkers/friends so much.
When you have your children, he loves play fighting with them, tossing them high in the sky before catching them, making them squeal in delight and you quiver in terror that your little angle(s) might falls to their death (not that John would ever let that happen).
You often have large family dinners, cooking seemingly excessively large meals that are devoured in seconds by John, his coworkers that you find yourself thinking of as friends and your children.
No question about it - John is perfect husband and dad material.
No, muppet, it's not time for ice cream, it's time for bed.
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hope you're still accepting thirsts because I'm going stir crazy thinking about silver fox gaz đ„Žđ„Žđ„Ž older SAS captain kyle garrick who took up the mantle after price left. grizzled and experienced with silver flecking his beard and hair but still as charming in his late 40s as he was in his 20s. knows a thing or two about how to make bright eyed, curious birds like you sing sweetly for him. is more than happy to teach you a lesson when you get cheeky and try to use his age against himâ he's still got it in him to reduce you to a babbling, crying mess under him, begging for daddy to ease up on your poor swollen cunt đ”âđ«đ”âđ«đ”âđ«đ«đ«đ« â đđ°
Silver Daddy Fox!Kyle is... đ«Š
He's grizzled, a little jaded, and has taken to smoking cigars much like his mentor. Time's been kind to him in many ways, though. He's still as handsome, moisturized, and suave as ever.
That cheeky twinkle in Kyle's eyes is still there and it's a sight to see one of the rare, genuine smiles that make his eyes crinkle.
But don't you worry, darling. With age has come wisdom and skill, and he's good at letting folks underestimate him when need be.
Case in point: you. You're a panting mess under him. He fucked you six ways to Sunday and what? Didn't know he still had it in him?
'Course not, darling, but you do now. Bet you won't make the same mistake of underestimating him twice.
#cw: daddy kink#nsfw.#call of duty#call of duty modern whorefare.#call of duty modern warfare#kyle gaz garrick#kyle garrick#kyle gaz garrick x reader#kyle gaz garrick x you#kyle garrick x reader#kyle garrick x you#gaz x reader#gaz x you#x black reader#x poc reader#x plus size reader#task force 141#gaz nation#gaz nation please rise tf up.
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Talk. || baby daddy!Kyle "Gaz" Garrick
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Rating:Â M Words:Â 2.2K~ Pairing: dad!gaz x mother!reader CW:Â canon-typical violence, events of MW2019 (references), CHILD DEATH (mentioned), pregnancy, underage!! pregnancy, some cultural/religious judgements regarding underage/out-of-wedlock pregnancy, birth (references). Tags:Â you/your pronouns, (reader implied female because 'mum', 'mama' and other nicknames are used + mentions of pregnant!user), hurt/comfort, fluff?, military inaccuracies I'm sure. Summary:Â Gaz and the reader are co-parents of a 10-year-old girl (the result of a teen pregnancy). Gaz calls home to talk to his family and he's having a bit of a breakdown after a mission. a/n: This happens in the MW2019 game timeline, somewhere after the Butcher's interrogation. NOT PROOFREAD, NO BETA WE DIE LIKE MEN.
âSIMISOLA RUBY GARRICK, I WILL NOT CALL YOU AGAIN, GET DOWN HERE!â You shout at the top of your lungs, your voice reverberating all the way to the upper floor of your small townhouse.
âIN A MINUTE!â The girlâs voice calls out from upstairs for the⊠umpteenth time in the last 10 minutes.
âI swear, Kyle, this girl will be the death of me one of these days.â You tell him. âIâm not well-equipped to deal with a teenager.â You grumble as you look at Kyleâs face on the phone screen.
âSheâs not a teen yet, lovie.â He retorts with a little smile. âSheâs only 10.â He reminds you.
âSheâs teenager enough for my taste. Bloody ignoring me whenever I call her!â You reply with a bit of a huff.
âSheâs gettinâ older.â He says simply. âYou tellinâ me you obeyed your mum every day at her age?â He asks.
âNo, butâŠâ You trail off and sigh, dejectedly. âI hate when you make sense, you know that?â You retort, glaring right at him with your best attempt at the âmum stareâ, but itâs not as effective through the phone.
âSorry, mama. One of us has to.â She adds with a mischievous smirk on his full lips. He knows how much you like it when he calls you that.
âShut it, Garrick, I donât want to hear it.â You retort and you can hear, and see, him giggling on the other side.
From the way the area around him has gotten progressively darker as you spoke for the last 30 minutes, you can tell heâs somewhere out East, somewhere where the sun is starting to set, since in Birmingham itâs only 3 P.M. and still fully bright outside.
âHowâs the OP goinâ?â You ask despite knowing that heâs not allowed to say anything about it so he simply shoots you a look before raising his fingers to bring a cigarette to his lips, taking a good long drag.
âItâs goinâ fine enough.â He adds and shrugs, before looking off to the distance just off-camera. Heâs⊠lying. You can tell from the way his eyes furrow and his scarred cheek scrunches in frustration.
Turning your head back up, you aim your eyes at the stairs. âBLOODY FUCKINâ HELL, SIMI, DADâS ON THE PHONE FOR YOU!â You announce to what, at this point, has to be the ghosts that kidnapped your daughter because she refuses to come downstairs.
Your ears pick up on the sound of her bedroom door flying open and her feet taking her through the carpeted hall and down the steps.
You watch her coming through the vintage, little pass-through window in your kitchen. âDidâya say dad?!â The dark-skinned girl says as she comes sliding around the corner and into the room.
âOh, THAT lights a fire under your arse, innit? But not all those other times I told you to come down? What if I was dying, huh?â You scold her and she immediately smiles the same impish smile your baby daddy is sporting on the phone screen. He loves seeing you be maternal.
âSorry, Mamsie.â She says while showing absolutely no regret at all in her young features. Shaking your head, you pass the phone over to Simi, whose face lights up at the sight of Kyle. âDad!â
âOi, kiddo!â You hear Kyle say through the phone as Simisola takes the phone with her down to the sitting room and parks herself on the sofa, talking about all sorts of things with her dad.
You watch her for a moment through the pass-through window. Sheâs bouncing excitedly, talking about school, her mates, her grades⊠Itâs not often she gets to talk to Gaz, less even that she gets to see him.
Sometimes you wonder if the unpredictability of his job is going to mess her up one day. I mean, her chances of that are already high enough considering the two of you are merely 28 and have been raising her since you were still kids yourselves⊠But the fact heâs more gone than around in her day-to-day life is bound to mess her up tooâŠ
Maybe you should get her into some therapy, just in case.
But then again, she seems surprisingly unaffected by all of this. Sheâs healthy, smart, sweet⊠a bit of a smartass (she takes after her dad in that)... And above all else, she seems... happy.
All things considered, of all the blokes that couldâve gotten you knocked up at seventeen, Kyle Garrick was the best option⊠And your daughter was the best outcome possible.
Sure, you werenât official or anything back then (nor are you now, really... though you share a bed and a home and you kiss and-), the pregnancy had been an unforeseen consequence of a tryst in the back of a car after drinking at the local pub⊠But looking back, you got lucky.
Either way, you were both too young, too eager, too needy, too⊠stupid. Neither of you thought of condoms, hoping the âtrustyâ pull-out method would suffice.
It didnât.
You still remember the way you had a panic attack in a toilet stall at school, you and a girlfriend skipping class to pop over to Tesco and buy a box of pregnancy tests⊠She took one with you, just to ease your worries⊠And then yours came out positive.
The fear and absolute dread you felt was paralyzing, the way you stayed holed up in the loo while your friend tried to console you and used her fuschia Motorola Razr to text your other friends to come to the toilets after class.
From there, your girlfriends texted his mates, and by the time you noticed, Kyle was elbowing his way into the bathroom, past the group of waiting students, all of them mutual friends of you both. He spotted you sitting on the dirty tile floor in the corner, eyes glued on the pregnancy test in your hand. You were ugly crying, snot all over, and hyperventilating.
Even back then, Kyle was already years ahead of any other teen you knew. He was mature and calm, collected⊠He sat beside you, rubbed your back, and told you itâd all be okay. You know deep down that he only held it together to calm you down but once he was alone he probably cried like a baby too.
His parents are Nigerian immigrants. In their minds, there was an order of doing things and their only son getting a girl pregnant before marriage (or before hitting maturity, really) was NOT it.
And your parents, well⊠They werenât very happy about it either. Not that any parent ever is when their daughter comes home and drops the bomb that sheâs expecting.
That was a bad moment for your lives⊠You both lived with your parents and you had to go back and forth between school and baby appointments⊠Kyle was by your side the whole time (or as much as he could, considering he had enlisted as soon as he hit 18) and both your parents tried their best to be supportive⊠But you never quite earned Mr. and Mrs. Garrickâs affection. Not even now, 10 years later.
At first, they didnât even want to believe the baby was Kyleâs. Your father ended up having some very heated choice words with Mr. Garrick, defending your honor, and almost bringing the house down screaming that you werenât a slag.
You were on edge and depressed back then. Once the news spread, most of your friends stopped hanging out with you out of pressure put on by their own parents⊠They still smiled at you and showed encouragement to you whenever you saw each other⊠But they didnât come over anymore, barely spoke to you in the hallsâŠÂ
People stared in the streets⊠Whenever you went into a baby shop or the diaper aisle at the supermarket⊠You were stared at. The whispers of âLook at her, such a slagâ, âSo young and already up the duffâŠâ never came, at least not that you heard them, but you found yourself clutching your mumâs arm particularly hard whenever she managed to drag you out of the flat and to the shops.
You donât like looking back on the pictures of that year in sixth form. As much as you love your child, seeing the way your face became hollow and sad, your eyes weighed down by dark circles as your belly grew consistently until nothing you wore fit you right⊠It still stung.
You wonder how you managed to retain enough mental faculties to not earn yourself a post-partum depression diagnosis. Whatever your brain did, it did it well...
With her skin all wrinkly and red and screaming at the top of her lungs, her little fists shaking, eyes all glossy, and a little clump of dark hair on her head slicked back by the amniotic fluid⊠You fell in love with Simi the moment the nurses set her against your bare chest.
And Kyle did too. You could see it in the way his eyes softened, his lip trembled and his nose and chin scrunched up to contain a wail. As soon as he held her in his arms for the first time, so small against his chest, her little body wrapped in a blanket against his fatigues... you started openly weeping at the sight, blaming the hormones, but the fact of the matter was that she was so small, so tender, so⊠perfect.
You tune out most of your daughterâs conversation with her father as you go about preparing dinner for the two of you, moving about the kitchen, lost in your own thoughts.
Your ears perk up when you hear Kyle ask Simi if she can pass the phone back to you and let the two of you have a conversation. The girl complains a bit about how much she misses him but ends up acquiescing to him. Daddyâs girl, she is.
She rushes over, her mini twists bouncing with each step as she drops the phone onto your hand and then waves an exaggerated âSee you soon, dad!â. You watch her bounce away and trot back up the stairs before you look down at the phone.
Putting on your earpods, you set the phone down on the counter, propped up by the flour container so you can still be in frame as you go about breading some thin chicken cutlets.Â
âWhat is it, Kyle?â You ask him softly and raise your brows at him. His face is a lot more grim and he lights a second cigarette.
âWe lost a kid.â He replies softly. âA little boy in Urzikstan.â He adds and sighs loudly. Your whole face twists lightly into sadness. âSome⊠fuckinâ plonker of a terroristâŠâ He trails off.
âDid you kill him?â You ask him and he nods his head solemnly. Youâve learned long ago not to give your input too much on these topics⊠Heâs chosen to keep you and your daughter away from it allâŠÂ
He once mentioned that asking to be let in would be like 'dipping your pinkie toe in a pond, never knowing if something would be reaching up to pull you in'. You swore he got that quote from a John Wick movie, and then you both laughed⊠But you knew he meant the sentiment of it.
âI had to stoop down to his level first.â He tells you as he takes another drag os his new cigarette. âThreatened his wife⊠his son⊠to get him to talk.â He trails off and sucks in a sharp breath.
Even with the progressive darkness that has set in now, wherever he is, you can still spot the way his nose scrunches as he tries to hold in his crying⊠His voice is still steady, but his eyes⊠Always so expressive⊠Youâve learned to read them in 10 years of co-parenting.
âEvery time that bloody barrel even went slightly near that kidâs face I-â Kyle trembles out a breath and rolls his shoulders. Then, he goes quite.
âAnywaysâŠâ He says, trying to deflect his feelings away from the things heâs had to do. âI⊠I miss Simi⊠And I miss you.â He adds.
âWe miss you too, Kyle.â You reply, trying your best to be positive for him. He needs it. âShe canât stop talking about you, counting down the days âtill you walk through that door and come wrap her in one of those alledgedly âannoyingâ bear hugs of yours.â You quip and a genuine smirk forms on his lips.
He nods and you notice him through away his cigarette and move somewhere else. As he walks you notice the space is brighter, the camera is facing upwards, and you can see the ceiling and ceiling lights⊠But above all else, you see his handsome face, the light wisp of a mustache and a goatee, the scar on his left cheek, his tired eyes, and disheveled hair.
He crosses a threshold into another darkened space, but this one is much quieter. You hear some shuffling sounds and even though now you really canât see shit, you know heâs there, staring at you⊠And you know heâs lying down.
âLovie⊠Can I ask you a favour?â He says as he sighs deeply and slowly.
âYeah, what is it?â You end up saying as you set aside the breaded cutlets and wash your hands.
âTell me everything Iâm missing. Tell me everything that Simisola did and said⊠Tell me about your day⊠about work⊠share all the gossip youâve gotâŠâ He requests.Â
âJust⊠Just talk my bloody ear off.â He pleads. âI just need to hear your voice.â He adds, his tone a lot more gentler. âPleaseâŠâ.
#ikea writes đ#kyle gaz garrick#gaz deserves respect#baby daddy!gaz#father!gaz#fatherhood#cod modern warfare#cod fanfic#teenage pregnancy#gaz x reader#kyle gaz garrick x reader#kyle âgazâ garrick#kyle âgazâ garrick x reader
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Baby Daddy! Gaz
Baby Daddy! Kyle is your long-time boyfriend who hasnât asked you to marry him
Baby Daddy! Kyle who cried and immediately called his Mama and grandma
Baby Daddy! Kyle who couldnât think so he went book shopping for parenting books and how to take care of babies
Baby Daddy! Kyle who grew a great fear of dying so he spent an entire weekend making a will
Baby Daddy! Kyle who went to Price to be Godfather
Baby Daddy! Kyle who was thrown a baby shower by Soap and a very annoyed Ghost
Baby Daddy! Kyle who learns he's gonna have twins and begins to brainstorm name ideas
Baby Daddy! Kyle who was there for the birth of his son and daughter and held both in his arms refusing to let them go
Baby Daddy! Kyle who takes a few days off and has over 100 photos of just his baby and another 50 of you and the babies
Baby Daddy! Kyle who was so upset he wasn't there for the first step or word, did drink himself stupid and cried to Soap for at least an hour like someone coming out of anesthesia, Soap took a good... 5 videos of Gaz making a fool of himself.
Baby Daddy! Kyle who comes home from tour always with gifts for you and the baby
Baby Daddy! Kyle who fights the urge to buy all the cute baby clothes, especially the girl clothes (they are always cuter)
#call of duty#cod#cod mw2#modern warfare 2#cod x reader#kyle gaz garrick#kyle gaz x you#kyle gaz x reader#kyle garrick#baby daddy au
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Listen: 141 + more with a reader who has massive daddy issues
aka me lol
also like,, this is based on my own experience so yeađđ»
Ghost
I feel like Ghost would kind of 'refuse' to properly deal with it. Would definitely do little things like holding your hand while crossing the street, calling you little one, soft shit like that. Also occasional, soft praise.
It's one "Good job, love." from him and you will melt I promise.
but gives you so much fucking reassurance. like, if you have abandonment issues, he'll singlehandedly heal them.
Soap
Definitely jokes around about it. Will regularly randomly play daddy issues by the neighbourhood and thinks its hilarious. Will call you a good girl/boy/etc every chance he fucking gets.
Definitely tries to deal/help in a very jokey manner, like overly baby talking you and stuff like that - promise he means well
he can also be serious if needed tho
Gaz
Doesn't think much about it to be honest, will keep treating you as he always did. definitely offers comfort if you need it tho - depending on your and his mood he will joke about it with you.
like if you initiate a joke he will definitely go in on it with you, he's genuinely happy to help you cope with humor
Price
good lord. where do I start.
He'll heal it without even trying. Hold his hand, sit on his lap, cuddle up to him - he'll happily oblige. Whether he knows or not he just takes a leading/nurturing role - it's natural to him.
All the praise too, good lord. "That's my girl/boy/etc.", "Just like that, good job.", "I'm so proud of you sweetheart" I'll literally combust
Alejandro
Naturally kinda same as Price but different yk?? kind of stricter but soso loving and nurturing.
if you tell him about your daddy issues his heart breaks for you, he'll just hold you tightly and give you a gentle forehead kiss (even if you tell him its okay, he insists its it's in fact not okay)
Will try his best to help you cope, genuinely sweet about it
Rudy
Where to even start. Will naturally heal your daddy issues with his kindness and understanding.
he does so many sweet little gestures that make you feel that kind of way yk???
like putting his hand on the small of your back or on your neck, holding your face gently, forehead kisses,,, ahhhh
König
Also feels really sorry for you, no matter if you reasure him its okay.
will ask if he can help somehow and just does his best to be there for you honestly.
Unhealthy amount of pet names but it's so fucking amazing trust me
also bear hugs that will make you feel like a fucking kid in his arms because that man his humongous fucking look at him
will let you hold his fingers instead of his hand
Graves
Excuse me while I scream
Look at him. hes so lana del rey old money coded I dont even know where to start.
hand on your thigh while driving, calling you all the sweetest pet names "darlin', sweetheart, babydoll,,,,", those stern little looks that make you melt, all the good shit. also constantly being called a good girl/boy/etc
will let you call him daddy
#fluff#gothghostiie#im projecting i have daddy issues#daddy issues#cod#call of duty#ghost cod#soap cod#konig cod#price cod#Alejandro cod#rudy cod#gaz cod#graves cod#simon riley#john MacTavish#john price#Phillip Graves#Alejandro Vargas#Rodolfo Parra#kyle garrick#cod mw2#cod x reader#its 6am and i cant help it#pls i cant be the only one who feels like this about graves#im ashamed
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What are the dadsâ favorite bonding activities with their kids? đ„ș
hello friend!!
Price: I like to imagine Price's girls are engaged in all sorts of extracurricular activities from ballet to the school play. I think his favorite bonding activity with them would be taking them out to eat after a recital or a performance. Just his little ladies and some good old greasy spoon diner food: what else could a man want? And you know that when the girls grow up, those nights are going to be some of their fondest childhood memories.
Ghost: Caden is a parallel play kind of kid. He's quietly doing his little crayon drawings next to Simon watching a tv show. I could also see them bonding when Simon takes Caden out to run errands with him, groceries and stuff. Caden gets a bit of socialization, and Simon is there if he gets overwhelmed and needs a bit of comfort. It really brings them together: the kid knows that no matter how distant his dad can be, he can always rely on Simon.
Soap: JOCK ALERT. His favorite bonding activity is taking his kids to the park. Impromptu soccer games, roleplaying on the playground equipment, buying them ice cream on a hot summer day. When Elodie's older, she stops going, preferring to hang out with friends or do her own thing. But I can see wayyyy in the future when she's an adult, she'll have a lot of nostalgia for those days and will love going on walks with her dad.
Gaz: Kyle is a planned activities kind of man, a very take the kids to Disney World and make lifetime memories sorta guy. Every summer the family gets an airbnb by the lake, and every winter they're off at a ski lodge. (Here's to that delicious, delicious dual income household.) Violet and Elliott are always the kids blowing into the first day of class full of stories about all the fun stuff they got up to over the summer.
König: Dress-up. Come on, you knew this was coming. He's so girldad. Ava can't keep her hands out of her dad's luscious locks, and loves making him paper crowns because of his callsign (he definitely speaks German with her at home so she knows what it means). He also buys Ava those big plastic playsets that are a grocery checkout or a little kitchen and roleplays little scenarios with her. Ava's a militant chef, by the way. She would make a great line cook.
Horangi: Concerts with his daughter, Ryujin. Probably a few raves, as well. Ryujin's a punk rock and indie scene kinda gal, but she'll listen to anything, and has a few favorite kpop groups whose concerts she's dragged Hong-jin to. He's a diehard Once (fan of the girl group Twice) himself. They've also definitely gotten a few tattoos/piercings together, which would be an odd thing to do with your dad if Ryujin's dad were not so cool.
Keegan: Same as Johnny, except instead of taking his kids to safe parks and soccer fields, he takes them into the woods. Camping, fishing, teaching them a bunch of useful skills. It's such a "things your divorced dad does with you when he doesn't know what else to do for the weekend you're staying with him" activity, but Jason and Cecelia have never had someone do those things with them before, so they're having a good time. Other than that, laser tag and airsoft is a big one. Keegan was hesitant to get them into stuff like that, but they've always been curious about his military career and things just sort of escalated from there. I saw this tiktok of a cosplayer in a Logan mask captioned "when you're playing airsoft with your 15-year spec ops dad" and it's the cosplayer plastering themselves against a wall in terror: that's Keegan's kids. He's not going to hold back when he plays, and they don't want him to.
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Sneak peak đ Iâm genuinely so excited for this one!
#sage is rambling#baby daddy kyle#kyle gaz garrick x you#gaz x you#kyle gaz garrick x reader#gaz x reader#cod x reader#cod fanfic#gaz smut
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COD 141 and beauty spots that you can nibble. Hrmph...inspired by a beautiful man with a beauty spot I wanna nibble on every time I see it. This wasn't supposed to be this long, but I guess I'm yearning to give out some love bites so it is what it is.
Gaz's beauty spot is somewhere just above his top lip. Adorable, just like every inch of the rest of him. It sits closer to the corner of his mouth and you remember it being one of the first things you noticed on his lovely face when you met him at that sandwich place near your workplace. While you've started aiming your little pecks (and licks) there as a habit, Gaz is now trained to present that beauty spot to you first when you go in to give him his kisses. He deserves every single one. You were also kind enough to let him know he had a matching spot hidden away elsewhere. He particularly enjoys when you kiss that one, oh how his eyes glow when you do.
Johnny's beauty spot sits right on his left cheekbone and you swear it's just as animated as the rest of his face is. It catches your attention when he's annoying you in bed first thing in the morning. He really leaves you with no other choice but to go in and bite the apple of his cheek (affectionately) to discipline him, but the moment he feels your teeth press down gently he can't hold his laughter. Then you're both laughing and the kisses start, and then the tasting starts and before you know it he's filling you so good. Why? Because you're his sweetest girl. His one and only. Bite him all you like, bonnie.
Simon's scarred face is so beautiful and sacred to you. When he first revealed it to you, several months into your relationship, you were thrilled to see a faint sprinkling of freckles across the bridge of his nose and spread across his cheeks. Your man is so big, it's hard to give each freckle the love it deserves often. So when you have him on his back, and he's holding your hips so you can ride him properly, you give them their attention then. You make sure to lean over, pressing on him skin to skin and you kiss each one. Naming them as you go, of course. Delighting when his big body shakes with his adoring chuckles underneath you.
John's beauty spot is usually hidden by his beard, but when he comes home one day having been forced to shave to receive treatment for a wound, you catch sight of it. You coo over it, over him, babying him and dragging him down on top of you on your couch so you can both watch the HGTV show you had on. You begin to scratch your nails lightly over his scalp, ignoring his initial huffing and puffing. He soon falls asleep stretched out on top of you, his heavy head cradled on your chest. Some time later that night, you wake to him carrying you up to your bed. He then lays you down and proceeds to make love to you so tenderly, you don't know what to do with yourself by the time he gets you off for the last time before spilling inside of you. Both of your groans bounce off the walls of your bedroom, and as you wind down and the silence of a late night envelopes you both, you tell him the secret you'd been waiting to share with him since he'd come home.
Fast forward a year and a half, there's a chubby baby with a beauty spot on his face in the exact same spot as his father, gurgling happily in your arms. You press tender kisses on his beauty spot, savouring his fresh baby smell and those precious giggles. Then you turn to his father, and press a kiss on the same spot because it's all you can reach if you're both standing. Unless you ask him to bend over (not in that way, you complain rolling your eyes), of course. And he huffs a laugh, kissing your forehead with a tenderness that (to this day) makes you want to cry. It's just so good.
#cod 141 x reader#cod 141 daydreamin'#i had to throw in some daddy!cod 141 because well yes#call me the Grand Fluffmaster#i'm about that fluff life#run-on sentences bay-bee#you get to choose who is daddy#the domesticity of it all#kyle 'gaz' garrick x reader#johnny 'soap' mactavish x reader#simon âghostâ riley x reader#captain john price x reader#magicallydelicious4me writes#dividers by cafekitsune
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No one asked for this. HOWEVER As a person with ADHD who gets the zoomies when I am overly tired. Here is the list of headcanons of how I think our COD men that I can't get enough of would react to you having the Zoomies :)
(This is inspired by something I did with a Konig bot....so uhhh....leave me alone about it?? KAY THANKS LETS GOOOOOO
Captain John PleaseCureMyDaddyIssues Price
The man adores you. He would laugh at your antics, and beam at you as you laughed at things that aren't funny but for some reason are really getting you fucking cackling tonight. He would find words that worsen your laughing fits and would say them right when you calmed down just so that you will laugh again and grab onto him in your fit. He would ADORE that you are so fucking cute when you get like this. John would also record them sometimes, if you were being real rowdy so he had blackmail and so that he could watch them when he's deployed just to beam at the phone because he misses your zoomies. You were in bed beside him one night, giggling because of something he had said. The giggle never stopped giving him the tell tale sign that you were about to get the zoomies.
"Uh oh Love, should I take cover?" He would ask and you would laugh and shake your head.
"No, it's fine. I'm fine. I am just tired." You would say and then start laughing again which would make him grin.
"Doesn't sound like you are fine. Sounds like I am about to get hit with a pillow and called curses that would make my men blush" He would poke and you would drop your jaw in false offense grabbing your pillow and slamming it on him.
"You fucking twat waffle what the fuck" You would say which he would chuckle at. If you tried to playfight this man...he would restrain you very playfully and yes you two would fuck. #AfterZoomiesPeePawDick
Johnny Soap Dial Mactavish
This man would get the zoomies with you! You think that he isn't laughing at the same shit? He would be wheezing he is laughing so hard. Some nights you two would be on one for so long that by the time you both actually stopped passing around the laughing fit it was near three AM and you had to work the next day. Worth it though because you LOVED those moments with him. Some jokes would make him laugh even the next day though when he would tell them to his friends at work they would NOT find what you two found so fucking funny it kept you up. That amusing. Sometimes when it was only you though, to start, he would make jokes aimed to drive you further into madness.
"Ay, bonnie baby I got a joke for ya" He would say which you ALWAYS fell for because you loved his fucking jokes.
"Tell me"
"Why was the Strawberry crying?" He would ask, and you would try to hold in laughter that was already bubbling in your throat and trying to escape.
"Why?" You asked, squeaky because you were trying SO FUCKING HARD NOT TO LAUGH.
"Because it was in a jam" He would say, which would have you rolling. Like full on clutching your stomach and every fucking time you would get air you would just repeat the last word. And laugh again. "Ghost loved that one too"
Simon PleasefuckmeGhost Riley
The man LIVED FOR THIS SHIT. When I tell you that he would watch you with so much love and fucking admiration. He would find this adorable 10/10. Like I picture him not showing it on his face much because I reckon he is a bit controlled with his facial expressions. But he would for sure just watch as you zoomed around him. He would also take videos and watch them on deployment because the thought of never seeing those zoomies again made him a tad sad. So he would do it when he missed you. Though you liked to playfight with this man and he would playfight back. He would throw you around and then eventually you would just fuck. He would pin you and you would tease him and he would rail you into next week where you would do the same thing again. <3 One night where you had a long day dealing with customers. You were tired but the zoomies called and you always answered with an enthusiastic cackle. Twas time to annoy your husband.
"Don't start with me" He would say, the look on your face clued him in. The stance. The energy. The small giggle. "No....don't fucking start with me"
hehe
"I don't know what you are referring to. I don't start anything. I am an angel" You would say and he would scoff
"Angel of fucking Chaos maybe." He would say "No...DON'T YOU FUC- I will throw you on your ass- LOVE, THINK ABOUT THIS"
It was too late. You were already throwing a mean false jab to his (untraumatized) ribcage. Which he would counter by grabbing you and throwing you onto the bed. Grabbing the pillow you would slap it across his body but he always grabbed it from you. Tossing it to the side. Until you were out of pillows. Only then would you unleash...the jump attack. Which he always caught as well. Slamming you right back into the bed.
"Thought I said not to start with me" He would say and you would giggle
"I'll fuck you up you Spooky bitch" You would quip which would make him laugh but he would also take it as it was. A fucking threat. And how did he handle threats from you?
He would fuck you. That's how. He would fuck you...you silly bitch.
Kyle Gaz littleBritishShit Garrick
He's a switch. I don't mean in the sexual way though probably there too. The man gives I would be on my knees in the shower eating you out vibes. However, in this case sometimes he would join in on your zoomies and other times he would watch. If he was joining in, you both would be slamming each other with pillows. You would try to pull the blanket over his head and he would body slam you into the bed. Sometimes if you were tickling him (Gaz is ticklish idc) he would accidentally throw you off the bed. One time you did hurt yourself and you both still laugh about it. On times that you are not joined he would make fun of you. He would make jokes and wait until you were almost asleep to make you laugh and each time you would break and you would slap his shoulder and his arm and he would pretend that it hurt.
"OW! You fuckin heathen" He would say which would make you snort
"HEATHEN? Who uses HEATHEN ANYMORE?! Are you from the 1800's?" You would ask and he would roll his eyes
"Piss off mate! You're being a gremlin and you know it! You just punched my shoulder!" He would retort.
"Have you tried not being a little bitch about it?" You would ask and he would chuckle
"Have you tried pissin off?"
"Yeah I piss off my boyfriend all the time" You shrug and then punch him again. Which turn into you on top of him. Pretending to punch while he pretends to block and plead under you making you laugh. Can you guess where this heads? Yeah bitch you get fucked.
Keegan P(ussy destroyer 2000) Russ
He would for sure watchyou for a while with a cocked head and an arched brow. He would laugh with you and would for sure record that shit and send it to you the next day. Only to be like like. "You're a fucking weirdo and I love that shit". I also think that he would without a fucking doubt call them crackhead hours. I don't know why that feels right. But I feel it would go like this. You would start your zoomies right, which would bring fear into this mans heart but amusement into his eyes and blood to his dick.
"Oh no" He would say
"hehehehehehhe"
"Crackhead hours are upon us" He would deapan which would make you flip him off.
"Fuck you, I am not a crackhead" You would argue. "I don't do crack"
"Doll you are acting like a crackhead." He would state. Which would offend you. Which would start a playfight. He would also probably I feel get annoyed if you tried to fight him. He would for sure pin you in like two seconds because he wants you to stop trying to egg him on. He wouldn't want you to actually get a hit in because he was too confident to even defend himself against your weak ass punches. SO he would most def just pin you and then with consent of course fuck your brains out. :) Keegan gives GREAT crackhead hours dick.
König CouldShoveMeInTheDryerOnHighestSetting.
LISTEN! He loves the Zoomies and he finds them adorable. He is obsessed with you when you have the Zoomies. He likes how easy it is to make you laugh so hard you are crying. He likes how your face turns red from laughing so hard. He does playfight back but rarely and if he does he barely puts effort in because he DOES NOT WANT TO HURT YOU. He would most likely also record as well. He doesn't just watch them on deployment though he would watch them ANYTIME he missed you. Even if he was at work for a single hour he would pull out his phone to see the latest zoomies. Which his reaction to for the first time was hilarious. He was chuckling at your antics.
"what has gotten into you mein liebling?" he would ask with another chuckle
"Gimme your hand" You would order and he would carefully give you his hand which you would bite. Not hard at all, just enough to fix your affection aggression that was riling up your zoomies.
"Why did you bite me?" He asks amused that there was no pain but equally confused. "Did I as least taste good Schatz?"
"I needed a nom"
"A nom?"
"Shit sorry, I'm hyper" You would say "Wanna know what I call these moments?" You would ask, literally so amused with yourself you could hardly keep it contained.
"What is it Mein Engel, what do you call it?" he asks turning to you completely. Your energy having completely gotten his attention you were already giggling. Barely keeping the laugh behind your lips.
"Zoomies" You say cackling and falling into him with amusement which would have him cradling you in your laughing fit.
"Oh mein Engel. You are too precious" He would say. I need this man to fuck me so hard I see beyond this fucking galaxy.
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