#daddy drank

[ofkithandmckinney]

Dave Foley with beverages other than coffee

[altocat]

Ayyyyy stupid poll time because I'm bored and what the hell. Happy belated Father's Day. Or whatever. Idk that was weeks ago lmao

Who will adopt this pathetic wet cat of a man?

[allmyandroids]

augh gawd...❤️‍🔥

[llumimoon]

The Talk (page 15) END

Doodler AU post || start || previous || bonus

And that’s a wrap! :D Thank you guys SO MUCH for reading, genuinely I appreciate it soso much that so many of you liked my lil comic <3 If you’re wondering, Dot’s story isn’t over, in a lot of ways this comic was meant to be just the beginning!

Dialogue under the cut!

Sparrow:You really liked that hot chocolate, huh?

Sparrow: Let’s get you another one, okay?

[btwn2lungs]

"I'm home", Kazuki calls out as he steps into the apartment, a sleeping Miri cradled carefully against his chest.

She had a long day full of running and laughing at the annual fair the elementary school held. Hell, Kazuki had a long day too considering he planned, organised, and baked fifteen different pastries for the damn thing. Really the whole month had been long but he expected as much, what with being head of the Parent Teacher Association and all. But he was happy to be busy and more than willing to be present for any and all of Miri´s school events. He had more time now.

They had more time.

And thank God for Rei, Kazuki thought to himself as he gently laid Miri on the couch, pulling a blanket over her. He sank down onto the couch beside her and closed his eyes, happy to finally rest his back after running around all day.

If it wasn't for Rei´s help this past month, Kazuki is sure he would have pulled his hair out or worse: get premature grey hair. Kazuki liked to plan but between the event, taking care of Miri, and the usual household chores, it was a lot to take on by himself. He was thankful he didn't have to.

Despite his initial eagerness and the overwhelming satisfaction of another successful day, Kazuki was glad the day was finally over. He had woken up before the sun rose to finish some last minute baking and his phone had been ringing nonstop since 7:00am with last minute preparation questions from the moms. If it wasn't for Rei´s help with getting Miri up and dressed, preparing her breakfast and entertaining her with a few rounds of Morio Kart while Kazuki rushed around the house in a frenzy, he's sure he would have been late.

Kazuki barely had time to brush his teeth and put on clean clothes let alone clean up the monstrous mess he had made in the kitchen. Kazuki was a "clean as you go" type of guy but this morning proved to be quite the exception.

"Fuck," Kazuki groans under his breath. "The kitchen."

Visions of the catastrophe he had left behind had been plaguing him all morning but they were soon replaced with the present chaos that was decorations, tables and chairs, children and parents alike milling around like ants through the school grounds.

He kept his eyes closed for a few moments longer, bracing himself for the disaster only a few meters away from him. When he finally stood up and faced the kitchen, he was convinced he was hallucinating. How he hadn't noticed before was beyond him.

There was no mess in the kitchen. In fact, the kitchen, and the living room too he now realised, having whipped his head around so fast he felt dizzy, were arguably cleaner than they had been all month (hey, between this shit, a kid, and Rei having recently started his physical therapy, some things had to be deprioritised. Sue him).

He turns back around to the kitchen (slowly this time) and notices that not only is it spotless, but the dining table is set for three, a bouquet of roses in the middle, and a white envelop placed on his side of the table.

Kazuki had never been so confused in his life. Was this an early sign of dementia? He needed to sit down.

As he was about to do just that, Rei walks in the front door with a box of pizza under his left arm.

"Oh, you got here before me", Rei says, toeing his shoes off at the door.

"Uh," was all Kazuki could manage to respond. He gestures vaguely around the apartment. "What happened here?"

Rei places the pizza on the dining table and shrugs nonchalantly but there's a hint of mirth in his eyes that Kazuki doesn't quite understand.

"I cleaned", Rei says casually. And while Rei has been helping out significantly more in the past couple of years, he cant help the look of disbelief that crosses his face.

"You," Kazuki starts and then stops. "How did you....When did you," he glances quickly at Rei´s right arm, newly freed from its splint, and back up to Rei who is now standing over Miri with a soft look in his eyes.

"You had physical therapy today," Kazuki tries again.

It was still early in his sessions. 90 minutes a day, three times a week. Usually Kazuki drove Rei to and from therapy, more at his own insistence than Rei´s but Kazuki had reluctantly agreed to let Rei manage his appointments for the month. Just for this month, Kazuki had insisted.

It was the reason Rei couldn't join them at the fair today.

"I did," Rei says, looking at Kazuki from the side of the couch with that same amusement twinkling in his eyes. "I had some time."

Kazuki narrows his eyes at him, knowing that couldn't possibly be true let alone physically possibly at this stage in Rei´s recovery but he doesn't push the point.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth as they say.

"That still doesn't explain the flowers or the card or the pizza. I thought we agreed to save pizza for the weekends. I could have cooked us something."

Ah, apparently he will look that gift horse in the mouth after all.

The amusement in Rei´s eyes doesn't lessen, if anything it grows brighter and Kazuki is getting a little frustrated at feeling like a joke is being played on him, at the thought of Rei exhausting himself over Kazuki's mess.

"Do you know what today is?," Rei asks carefully. And Kazuki really doesn't understand what he's getting at. Of course he knows what day it is.

"Its Wednesday. Physical Therapy day, School Fair day, trash day," Kazuki replies matter-of-factly. His eyes have been glued to his calendar since the start of the school year, keeping close tabs on Miri´s school events and extracurriculars and Rei´s physical therapy and doctor appointments.

Hell at this point he probably didn't need the calendar anymore, each event, day and time, so vividly burned into the front his mind.

Of course he knows what fucking day it is, what kind of question —

"Its our anniversary."

And holy shit, maybe Kazuki needed his calendar more than he thought. Anniversary? Of all the things, how could Kazuki forget something as significant as their first anniversary? He felt dizzy again. Had he been standing this whole time?

Rei must notice the internal reprimand Kazuki is giving himself because he walks over to Kazuki and gingerly walks him over to the dinner table, pulling out a chair for him to sit down.

"Rei, I am so sorry. I—," Kazuki tries to explain but stops at the feeling a feather light kiss at the top of his head. Kazuki had been spluttering all night, but that got him to finally shut up. That seemed to be Rei´s intention if the smug look on his face was anything to go by.

"You had a busy day. I wanted to do something for you." Rei takes his hand as he sits across from him at the table. Rei was generally soft spoken but he always seemed to lower his voice in moments like this, barely a whisper; eyes focused intently on their clasped hands above the table. "You deserve nice things, Kazuki."

Kazuki is really at a loss of words now. He did not think he deserved nice things, could barely believe he had any nice things at all: a roof over his head, a family, love. He especially didn't feel deserving of nice things after forgetting one of the most important days of his life. And we wanted to argue that point but the sound of Miri´s voice made the words die on his tongue.

"Pizza!" She squeals running excitedly up to the box that sat at the opposite end of where Kazuki and Rei sat at the table.

"Lets wash our hands first Miri," Rei says as he begins to stand, taking his hand away from Kazuki´s. Kazuki frowns slightly at the loss.

Miri giggles as she runs into the bathroom to wash her hands.

"I got your favourite," Rei offers as he goes to join Miri in the bathroom. "But only on half because pineapple on pizza is gross."

And Kazuki laughs so hard that he starts crying. Of course it's those words that make Kazuki burst into tears.

Maybe for today, just for today, he can believe he was worthy of nice things.

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Nobody asked for this but @girlboyssing said "Kazurei" and "anniversary" and I became possessed. I hope you like it :)

[sluttysanemi]

Can we be friends 😞😞

as long as you’re not @jaxxxxyyy cuz their a slag (i hate slags)

[manitapaleta]

bad religion by frank ocean playing the entire time while drawing this

[hyenabrainedpup]

Drunk posting

Ok so i KNOW i have daddy issues sky-high like off he walll but having my dads friend who i call pub dad call me son in a genuine and loving way made me feel so seen i fear like woag you actually see me as a dude withouy being a dick?? And you know ne? And see me? I may cry brother

[inkandpaintleopard]

I listened to the FNF Starcaster OST and it gave me. Starcatcher SM thoughts

Main two ones were the "HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN" gag from Hollow Sorrows, but instead of the candy cans falling to the ground they go flying like gravity got turned off

Second is Rick being an Earth astronaut that got lost and ended up in the place Skid and Pump reside. He could have called for rescue ages ago but hasn't bc he doesn't care to and also he likes this place

Also I feel like Starcatcher DD and MM would get along with Starcatcher versions of Carmen and Richard. Like the vibes are v similar y'know

YOU ARE CORRECT ABOUT ALL OF THIS

The Rick one is probably my favorite though. That feels like something that would legit happen to him in canon lol

[ofkithandmckinney]

🎵🎵 On the eleventh day of KITHmas Bellini gave to me...🎵🎵

🎵🎵Eleven Daddies drinking🎵🎵

🎵🎵Ten Chicken Ladies🎵🎵

🎵🎵Nine Rudys pimping🎵🎵

🎵🎵Eight Tammys singing🎵🎵

🎵🎵Seven Buddys sipping🎵🎵

🎵🎵 Six Ambumblances🎵🎵

🎵🎵 Five shirling teams🎵🎵

🎵🎵 Four shitty soups🎵🎵

🎵🎵Three flat heads🎵🎵

🎵🎵 Two salty hams🎵🎵

🎵🎵 And Armada playing badly🎵🎵

[gunkbaby]

Him: are u stupid

Me fr:

[icouldbeyourprettygirl]

him telling me I need to drink more water... like okay daddy

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

Poolside with Freddy D and a Mojito in Miami

[urgunnamissmebymytaco]

I am at the Dungeons and Daddies live show in SF and I did not realize I'd be so close. And the seat would be so centered. I know I picked out the seat but still. This is too close

[junibb]

i think i hauve covid

[ageplay-may]