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My parents like to do this thing where they invite me over, don't specify a specific time, don't text until the time they expect me to be there, and then ask why I got there late.
I'm not gonna let it get to me today but it still sucks.
#personal#me: don't get mad at me if you don't specify a time and then i don't show up when you want me to#dad: don't put this on me#of course he'd been drinking#they don't wait for me#he's the one who suggested dinner and then they ate before i got there#i got there at 6:30 btw.#it's not like they said come for dinner and i showed up at 8#i want my mom but she's the reason i want my mom#like it was decent this time and we're qll getting better#but she doesn't come in to see me or eat anything with me and then when i leave she says she barely saw me#I've been here!#i was eating in the kitchen!#where i usually eat!#okay so it's getting to me a little.#took some of it home#dad: invites me for dinner#also dad: did you come over to raid the fridge?#family really is a sour sweet commercial#like how was i ever expected to have normal relationships when this is what I'm used to#I'm trying to be better with my dog because my patience can run out real quick and I'm like COME ON#I try to take a deep breath and remember that she waits on me for like half her life#the puppy is getting bigger and more energetic and I'm like “if he keeps doing that she's going to get worse” (dog reactive)#mom: she's fine#she is getting better but her tail was tucked and she told him off because he got in her face#he does NOT understand the concept of another dog not wanting to play#it's going okay. we're mostly keeping them separated.#my parents just don't take my concerns seriously for some fucking reason
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if mitch's mentor on the trip is doug gilmour i'll throw up
#an article said they invited wendel and doug but didnt specify if specific ppl did or......#hes wearing the a in the photo they just posted which i know he wore the a here but he also wore the c?#so is he not wearing the c bc wendel is or. KLFJSD#LIKE JUMBOS WEARING HIS OWN LEAFS JERRSEY BUT... SHOW ME IF GILMOURRS WEARING HIS#seeing him in a 16 jersey would obliterate me btw#but anyway im emo#and then seeing lorentz dad got to have dinner w clark gilmour n jumbo like arre u kididngidng
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MLM ships are like "we used to be so close, but we once got angry and said really mean things to each other, and our relationship still carries a lot of tension from that ):" while WLW ships are like "Yeah, she killed my father in front of everyone, but she also feels bad about it so I think it's time we move on from that (:"
#this is about the two following ships#haikaveh#clorivia#anything else is just a coincidence#i just find it hilarious that hoyoverse gave us this two academics that wont be honest because their project fell through#while also giving us Navia going 'yeah i invited clorinde to dinner i know she killed my dad and all but i think we can be friends'#a moot on twitter mentioned how men are raised to not being honest about their nonagressive feelings and how they are also#not good with communication in general as a result#which yeah makes sense to see this dynamic in a bl#and that made me remember how women are raised and expected to be forgiving regardless of the situation#so it makes sense that they would write Navia going 'yeah we resolved that offscreen we are cool now (:''
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Guys what do you do when you meet your divorced dad’s girlfriend and she’s got your exact energy but is age-appropriate for your dad? How weird should I feel that my dad is dating Boomer Jewish Me, personality-wise?
#personal#also my dad did NOT give me the heads-up that he’d invited her to dinner#and never formally introduced her#they’ve been casually dating for years but I’d never met her and was not expecting to this evening!
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... hey guys does infinite crisis uh. start on father's day
#by 'start' i mean Diana kills Lord#because that happens on a sunday evening#which we know because the news is breaking while jason is in the titans tower beating up tim#and the previous issue of tt takes place on a sunday afternoon#specifically father's day#ending with tim saying he's thinking about heading out to have dinner with alfred and bruce#since his own dad is dead#so my question is#is it the same sunday#did tim call up bruce like 'hey what are we doing for dinner?'#and did bruce say 'oh uh we are not i have to find martian manhunter he went missing after the watchtower exploded'#and tims reaction is 'its ok ill get cyborg to give me a ride home'#soooo#i think its the same day#Tims first father's day as an orphan:#cyborg invites you to bowling#bowling gets hijacked by a fight and kidnapping and all that jazz#you fight a villain who shows you the ghost of your dad asking about his murder#you win the fight#you go bowling#you call up your not-dad-yet-but-kinda about dinner#he is busy#you say you'll get a ride home with cyborg then#cyborg is busy because hes about to prep for a space mission regarding the day batman is having and not telling you about#cyborg is prevented from going on said space mission by your undead predecessor showing up to beat you up#you get beat up#you are getting beaten up and thus do not know about the breaking news when wonder woman kills someone#you get knocked out#when you wake up you have less than twelve hours to recover and leave to fight the robots that result from the infinite crisis happening#this is so funny sorry tim
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kind of drunk rn and I really want to listen to folie á deux
#my dad invited me out for dinner to celebrate the new place and we ended up getting into an argument about my job as usual#but at least I got a margarita out of the deal
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man. the fucking 4D chess.
#my dad calls and says one of my brothers is potentially sick and is like. do u still wanna get dinner.#and it’s like. well. not if me & my gramma are gonna get sick.#so then it’s like. do i go to dinner with just my gramma?#the only reason i saw my mom yesterday instead of today is because i had plans w my dad & co.#but if she finds out my plans changed and i COULDVE seen her after all she would be hurt.#so i can invite her & my other gramma too?? make it a double gramma & mom bday dinner?#even tho they are on opposite sides of the family they get along okay?? so maybe it’ll be fine???#AYGH. I HATE WHEN PLANS CHANGE!! IM TOO AUTISTIC FOR THIS….#izzy.txt
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i got a job and now i talk to people every day and i am doing better. maybe possibly making a freaky weirdo angry friend. it is looking Up
#im about to sound so insane but she invited me to her birthday dinner and today i was looking at cards#and i love birthday cards i will sit in the card aisle and heehee hoohoo for an hour at all these silly corny cords#i could not decide so i got her four#._.#idec she's so fucking weird she will think nothing of it but my dad looked at me like i was a freak#he doesnt GET it#anyway i hope we become good friends bc we'd have a cute ass lil friendship story teehehheheh#my thoughts
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my mom wants to do a zoom call for my dads birthday and im just sitting here like (clenches fist) ok
#morgan.pdf#shes inviting him over for dinner so theyre gonna have plenty of time 2 talk abt me and then. u know. drag me over the coals on call after#me: i dont have a bad relationship w my dad wdym#also me: dreading it dreading it dreading it#also my mom has been... a lot lately too. i think she thinks shes being helpful despite me telling her outright that shes not but#oh well!!!!!!!!!! gonna have a wild saturday night
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in my heart sawashiro and arakawa have the same thing going on that minedai do but slightly to the left...like theres a visible difference and a different vibe but...its there yknow...less crazy but also more crazy because theyre older are you getting the vibe im laying down this is difficult to explain
no i get the vibe i got you. it's like minedai but with dads and less willingness to murder his boss out of grief
#snap chats#and they have a kid they both love see Minedai But With Dads yk#two kids if you want to include ichi but jo's more definitely like the stepdad ichi's dad married yk what i mean#like masato is very much Jo And Arakawa's Kid while ichi is Arakawa's Kid. which. yeah. yeah no shit#see thats the only thing with minedai they colud never have a kid cause mine would be the shittiest dad#its NOTHING but projection on the poor tyke and unfortunately daigo inversely has a soft spot for kids#lucky for me i dont mind if my pairings dont have kids. but its great if they have one in canon HAHA time to project the family i wanted#see arasawa is funnier because of the different vibes right let me explain#because mine generally is very upfront with how he feels so them coming to terms with their feelings mutually is more plausible#not OPEN about how he feels but he does tell daigo whats on his mind and all#and so thats why its easier to imagine them ACTUALLY being together esp knowing how daigo wants genuine bonds too#whereas jo like. locks everything away. like get phoenix wright on this dumbass there's a fucking barricade of locks#so its the funniest shit ever trying to imagine jo trying to invite arakawa places or vice versa#i guess it's a similar flavor though.. but different#cause mine'll be like Oh. Oh Ok and go and then he'll be like This Is Nice :) and forget whatever apprehension he had before#but i can only ever imagine jo just. ????? the entire time out whether its out to dinner or like an art show or something#like does he even know HOW to relax.. he's had more time for his mental illness to stew ok mine still had a chance#see thats the cute thing about arasawa tho Going By The Idea Of Jo Liking Art they could enjoy art together#im lit rambling sorry but yes tl;dr anon i get you 100% and its probably why i enjoy it so much
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when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late
#i once refused to wear a dress to a dinner my dad and i were invited to in hawaii and he got very upset i didn’t want to wear it#and i was very upset about the idea i needed to wear it bc who the hell cares#it took about an hour of convincing and chasing me around the hotel room to get me to put it on#parents tend to care about these things because it says something to other people how let their kids dress in public#and that’s stupid because people will make assumptions about your parenting regardless of how your kids dress#you should care less about what strangers think of your parenting and more about if your children feel comfortable in what they’re wearing#because that’s your job
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jules called off all week to work on things for this dinner, her mom is asking me for help cooking.
it’s weird.
#it makes me wonder about my family.#i think living with her is the first time we had a real meal with a full group that I’d call my family#me elara mom#me elara#me elara dad anthony#me elara anthony#me elara julien#me elara julien mom#i invited them to this dinner thing and uncle anthony is the only one who even bothered to respond.#and when we did all see eachother it was more running into eachother eating leftovers or someone ordered pizza
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#lol#its my moms bday and her and my dad went out to dinner#or at least i thought it was just gonna be them bc that is 100% how my mom made it seem#but no. my little sister is there.#and i literally wasn't even invited#i live in the same house as my parents.#and like yeah i had work but i could have called off WHICH I MENTIONED#but they didn't ask me to#which was fine bc i thought it was just gonna be my mom and dad#but nope my sister is there#so that feels fucking great
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I'm not a bad person for leaving my parents house I'm not a bad person for leaving my parents house I'm not
#i literally could've moved in last week but they talked me into staying until this weekend#because I'm watching my sisters ferrets#and my dad said i could stay tonight but i already brought all my clothes over yesterday#and i work tomorrow#and I'm love to be able to get a full night's sleep without being woken up at 4 AM by my stepmom#i don't think my dad is trying to make me feel bad for leaving#that's just me overthinking it#I'd love to have left earlier today#but I've been invited to stay for dinner#i wanna go get groceries though so i can at least have food tomorrow#I'm literally going to be like 20 minutes away#it's not like I'm leaving the state
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This is your sign to dress like a goth bimbo when you get your oil changed at jiffy lube. Everyone is so niceys to me all the time
#i <3 mechanics. they're so sweet when they're not trying to scam you#they remind me of my dad and all his friends its so comforting. i love their hands too the oil trapped around their nails is so nostalgic#especially because theyre all rednecks like my dad's 2 best friends. i miss those guys i should invite myself over for dinner sometime
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One of my dad's friends invited us over for dinner tonight, and when his wife found out I was a Star Trek fan she brought me downstairs to show off this:
Her: Kirk kisses all the other aliens, why not the Gorn?
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