#dad: invites me for dinner

[fireheartedpup]

My parents like to do this thing where they invite me over, don't specify a specific time, don't text until the time they expect me to be there, and then ask why I got there late.

I'm not gonna let it get to me today but it still sucks.

[faeofdusk]

MLM ships are like "we used to be so close, but we once got angry and said really mean things to each other, and our relationship still carries a lot of tension from that ):" while WLW ships are like "Yeah, she killed my father in front of everyone, but she also feels bad about it so I think it's time we move on from that (:"

[highladyluck]

Guys what do you do when you meet your divorced dad’s girlfriend and she’s got your exact energy but is age-appropriate for your dad? How weird should I feel that my dad is dating Boomer Jewish Me, personality-wise?

[spartanexperience]

Ares: the mighty, terrifying, violent god of war

Also Ares:

[starsupers]

how my mom feels after saying she'll take my phone at 9pm on weekdays (i come home at 4pm 3x a week) (i have a tutor from 7-8:30pm 3x a week)

[pocketramblr]

... hey guys does infinite crisis uh. start on father's day

[pisshandkerchief]

kind of drunk rn and I really want to listen to folie á deux

[viriborne]

Damn I really forgot that it’s implied that Lucifer got physically violent with MC in the underground tomb when they were protecting Beel and Luke to the point where they blacked out.

[irregularbillcipher]

demon show is one of the biggest examples of a fanbase doing a lot of heavy lifting to play around with/explore premises that the show doesn't seem interested in, but are wildly entertaining

[sayitwityachest]

i got a job and now i talk to people every day and i am doing better. maybe possibly making a freaky weirdo angry friend. it is looking Up

[morganpdf]

my mom wants to do a zoom call for my dads birthday and im just sitting here like (clenches fist) ok

[rainbluealoekitten]

in another universe, you would just roll your eyes while giving me a secret smile each time your mom hinted at us being a thing

[cauldronofmorning]

Thinking about macdennis as tomshiv again.

[kelpiemomma]

i really need to draw khan and emmet hanging out bc they would be such buddies. ingo hates how quickly they bonded bc khan took one look at emmet, at how excited emmet is to battle, and seemed to Immediately like him (it only bc khan had already bonded w ingo, but like hell will he ever admit that. that proves he has emotions! he has to hide those.) khan & emmet battling each other. khan takes over for ingo sometimes on the multi trains except he and emmet get so into battles that they need a chaperone to keep them from getting too rowdy bc somehow (???) they've managed to destroy a couple of train cars??? khan challenges the subway himself (he battles using himself but also his pokemon. he'd rather battle using himself, but ingo and emmet get awfully concerned when he faints so he stops doing it so much). khan and emmet discuss battle tactics (khan insists "offense is the best defense" and "go balls to the walls immediately on attack" and emmet argues for better strategizing and well rounded move pools) and help each other train, offering suggestions and tips and "hey, let's try this maneuver" or "i think it would be better if you did this move first".

not that they don't enjoy an off day, but they definitely bonded well over battles.

[catboyrightsdefender]

im so fucking angry

[apricotluvr]

Istanbul pt 2