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My parents like to do this thing where they invite me over, don't specify a specific time, don't text until the time they expect me to be there, and then ask why I got there late.
I'm not gonna let it get to me today but it still sucks.
#personal#me: don't get mad at me if you don't specify a time and then i don't show up when you want me to#dad: don't put this on me#of course he'd been drinking#they don't wait for me#he's the one who suggested dinner and then they ate before i got there#i got there at 6:30 btw.#it's not like they said come for dinner and i showed up at 8#i want my mom but she's the reason i want my mom#like it was decent this time and we're qll getting better#but she doesn't come in to see me or eat anything with me and then when i leave she says she barely saw me#I've been here!#i was eating in the kitchen!#where i usually eat!#okay so it's getting to me a little.#took some of it home#dad: invites me for dinner#also dad: did you come over to raid the fridge?#family really is a sour sweet commercial#like how was i ever expected to have normal relationships when this is what I'm used to#I'm trying to be better with my dog because my patience can run out real quick and I'm like COME ON#I try to take a deep breath and remember that she waits on me for like half her life#the puppy is getting bigger and more energetic and I'm like “if he keeps doing that she's going to get worse” (dog reactive)#mom: she's fine#she is getting better but her tail was tucked and she told him off because he got in her face#he does NOT understand the concept of another dog not wanting to play#it's going okay. we're mostly keeping them separated.#my parents just don't take my concerns seriously for some fucking reason
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MLM ships are like "we used to be so close, but we once got angry and said really mean things to each other, and our relationship still carries a lot of tension from that ):" while WLW ships are like "Yeah, she killed my father in front of everyone, but she also feels bad about it so I think it's time we move on from that (:"
#this is about the two following ships#haikaveh#clorivia#anything else is just a coincidence#i just find it hilarious that hoyoverse gave us this two academics that wont be honest because their project fell through#while also giving us Navia going 'yeah i invited clorinde to dinner i know she killed my dad and all but i think we can be friends'#a moot on twitter mentioned how men are raised to not being honest about their nonagressive feelings and how they are also#not good with communication in general as a result#which yeah makes sense to see this dynamic in a bl#and that made me remember how women are raised and expected to be forgiving regardless of the situation#so it makes sense that they would write Navia going 'yeah we resolved that offscreen we are cool now (:''
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Guys what do you do when you meet your divorced dad’s girlfriend and she’s got your exact energy but is age-appropriate for your dad? How weird should I feel that my dad is dating Boomer Jewish Me, personality-wise?
#personal#also my dad did NOT give me the heads-up that he’d invited her to dinner#and never formally introduced her#they’ve been casually dating for years but I’d never met her and was not expecting to this evening!
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Ares: the mighty, terrifying, violent god of war
Also Ares:
#WHY IS HE SUCH A CUTE DOOFUUUUUUUUUS#i actually felt bad for him in the Secret Weapon ep. he was being such a dad to Herc. like he was genuinely nice and encouraging#legit told herc 'nah just kidding!! you're the best!!' when he missed the bow shot. that was so sweet of him🥺🥺🥺#at least before he found out that Herc was a spy and decided to execute him LMFAO but i imagine its partially because his feelies got hurt#betrayal OUGH the sport i liked and trained was actually siding with Athena >:((#he's not a popular god he probs doesnt get many youngsters that admire him and wanna train to be like him 💔💔💔#he's the god of war he obviously doesnt think rationally. but if he gets a sweet spot for someone he cherishes them#also his facial structure keeps changing every 10 frames and it makes me wheeze#HE LOOKS LIKE A SUPER MARIO SUPER SHOW CHARACTER IN THE THIRD ONE DFJFDJKDFJK 'nice of Zeus to invite us to Olympus for dinner gay Athena'#disney hercules#ares
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... hey guys does infinite crisis uh. start on father's day
#by 'start' i mean Diana kills Lord#because that happens on a sunday evening#which we know because the news is breaking while jason is in the titans tower beating up tim#and the previous issue of tt takes place on a sunday afternoon#specifically father's day#ending with tim saying he's thinking about heading out to have dinner with alfred and bruce#since his own dad is dead#so my question is#is it the same sunday#did tim call up bruce like 'hey what are we doing for dinner?'#and did bruce say 'oh uh we are not i have to find martian manhunter he went missing after the watchtower exploded'#and tims reaction is 'its ok ill get cyborg to give me a ride home'#soooo#i think its the same day#Tims first father's day as an orphan:#cyborg invites you to bowling#bowling gets hijacked by a fight and kidnapping and all that jazz#you fight a villain who shows you the ghost of your dad asking about his murder#you win the fight#you go bowling#you call up your not-dad-yet-but-kinda about dinner#he is busy#you say you'll get a ride home with cyborg then#cyborg is busy because hes about to prep for a space mission regarding the day batman is having and not telling you about#cyborg is prevented from going on said space mission by your undead predecessor showing up to beat you up#you get beat up#you are getting beaten up and thus do not know about the breaking news when wonder woman kills someone#you get knocked out#when you wake up you have less than twelve hours to recover and leave to fight the robots that result from the infinite crisis happening#this is so funny sorry tim
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kind of drunk rn and I really want to listen to folie á deux
#my dad invited me out for dinner to celebrate the new place and we ended up getting into an argument about my job as usual#but at least I got a margarita out of the deal
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man. the fucking 4D chess.
#my dad calls and says one of my brothers is potentially sick and is like. do u still wanna get dinner.#and it’s like. well. not if me & my gramma are gonna get sick.#so then it’s like. do i go to dinner with just my gramma?#the only reason i saw my mom yesterday instead of today is because i had plans w my dad & co.#but if she finds out my plans changed and i COULDVE seen her after all she would be hurt.#so i can invite her & my other gramma too?? make it a double gramma & mom bday dinner?#even tho they are on opposite sides of the family they get along okay?? so maybe it’ll be fine???#AYGH. I HATE WHEN PLANS CHANGE!! IM TOO AUTISTIC FOR THIS….#izzy.txt
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Damn I really forgot that it’s implied that Lucifer got physically violent with MC in the underground tomb when they were protecting Beel and Luke to the point where they blacked out.
#and then he invites them out to dinner the next day as a way of saying sorry for deeply traumatizing them 😭 he really is a dad#obey me
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demon show is one of the biggest examples of a fanbase doing a lot of heavy lifting to play around with/explore premises that the show doesn't seem interested in, but are wildly entertaining
#all those posts that make the other sins charlie's aunts and uncles? peak. amazing dynamic. absolutely not canon but i wish it was#love me some incredibly dysfunctional families#also with the asterisk that charlie loves all her aunts and uncles inclusing the ones who suck. and they all love her#'what about mammon--' ESPECIALLY mammon that makes it ten times funnier#everyone has to be nice to their shitty little brother because charlie wont stop inviting him to family dinners#because she genuinely loves him. that's her uncle and he's part of this fmaily dammit#mammon actually cares enough about charlie despite his Everything to go to said dinners and try not to pick a fight with his siblings#all the sins have massive beef even taking the clown out of the picture and they're trying so hard to be normal for their niece#everyone thinks lucifer is a shit dad but they're keeping their mouths shut to have a Peaceful Night at demon olive garden#peak comedy
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i got a job and now i talk to people every day and i am doing better. maybe possibly making a freaky weirdo angry friend. it is looking Up
#im about to sound so insane but she invited me to her birthday dinner and today i was looking at cards#and i love birthday cards i will sit in the card aisle and heehee hoohoo for an hour at all these silly corny cords#i could not decide so i got her four#._.#idec she's so fucking weird she will think nothing of it but my dad looked at me like i was a freak#he doesnt GET it#anyway i hope we become good friends bc we'd have a cute ass lil friendship story teehehheheh#my thoughts
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my mom wants to do a zoom call for my dads birthday and im just sitting here like (clenches fist) ok
#morgan.pdf#shes inviting him over for dinner so theyre gonna have plenty of time 2 talk abt me and then. u know. drag me over the coals on call after#me: i dont have a bad relationship w my dad wdym#also me: dreading it dreading it dreading it#also my mom has been... a lot lately too. i think she thinks shes being helpful despite me telling her outright that shes not but#oh well!!!!!!!!!! gonna have a wild saturday night
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in another universe, you would just roll your eyes while giving me a secret smile each time your mom hinted at us being a thing
#babe you KNEW everyone at dinner thought we were dating#bc why else would you invite me#besides the obvious so-you-could-have-someone-to-talk-to#but surely you saw the way everybody watched the way both of us suddenly were no longer silent the second we went off to our own corner#you heard the very puzzled 'oh that's why you guys were tossing the rugby' comment after your dad said we knew each other as kids#actually. you heard the fact that your dad said he was grateful for me being friends with you#etc#blue screams into the void
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Thinking about macdennis as tomshiv again.
#that push and pull of I want you to hurt me like my dad and I’m glad that I get to hurt you like my dad#‘this isn’t going to happen willingly’ 🤝 shiv inviting tom to dinner after being hit#comedy succession
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i really need to draw khan and emmet hanging out bc they would be such buddies. ingo hates how quickly they bonded bc khan took one look at emmet, at how excited emmet is to battle, and seemed to Immediately like him (it only bc khan had already bonded w ingo, but like hell will he ever admit that. that proves he has emotions! he has to hide those.) khan & emmet battling each other. khan takes over for ingo sometimes on the multi trains except he and emmet get so into battles that they need a chaperone to keep them from getting too rowdy bc somehow (???) they've managed to destroy a couple of train cars??? khan challenges the subway himself (he battles using himself but also his pokemon. he'd rather battle using himself, but ingo and emmet get awfully concerned when he faints so he stops doing it so much). khan and emmet discuss battle tactics (khan insists "offense is the best defense" and "go balls to the walls immediately on attack" and emmet argues for better strategizing and well rounded move pools) and help each other train, offering suggestions and tips and "hey, let's try this maneuver" or "i think it would be better if you did this move first".
not that they don't enjoy an off day, but they definitely bonded well over battles.
#khan a.#just some thoughts#ingo is a little jealous over just how quick khan seemed to take to emmet but khan saw how ingo behaved around his brother and knew#he didn't have to worry. he based his reaction off ingo. not that he still liked emmet immediately (he didn't even immediately like akari-#he's been burned too many times to so quickly and willingly open his heart like that) but while it took him at least a year to go from#dubiously tolerating ingo for akari to hanging out with ingo with the excuse of 'having nothing better to do' and even longer to say#'yeah these are my people and i will protect them' (bc admitting he likes them?? that he loves that they love him?? that he would#keep them safe at the cost of his own life without hesitation? oh he'll admit he'll protect them but he would not say out loud#just how far he'd go to protect them.) it took him a few weeks to go from eyeballing emmet still suspiciously to going out of his way#to engage emmet in conversation and approach him. ofc he still approached emmet by way of 'i saw your battle. try me >:)' and challenging#him. but he wasn't threatening to kill him or anything. akari saw how khan watched ingo for his cues tho (bc she was doing the same thing.#that may have been her dad's brother but he was still just a stranger to her. she's been hurt by enough strangers.)#and she thinks its funny that ingo will grumble and complain about khan not threatening emmet like he'd threatened ingo in the beginning#(when khans not around ofc) but won't say it to his face. ingo is an Adult. he's Above Tthat. he's NOT jealous and upset that this#feral bastard has left him behind for a new treat (his OWN TWIN.) nevermind that khan will turn down emmet if ingo has a task for him#and that khan still drops in for dinner with them (drops everything if ingo invites him (through akari) for dinner).#ingo is still khan's preferred twin (unintentional human pack instinct & dog instinct bonding to ingo) but#he's glad that emmet exists as well. he's privately glad the twins exist and that ingo ended up in hisui and that nana yeeted him to arceus#bc what a sad & pathetic existence he'd have otherwise had. fighting w nana and getting his mind wiped. arguing w customers.#he'd have stagnated until he self destructed.#ANYWAY. i love my OC and the family he accidentally got himself inserted into.
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im so fucking angry
#part of my family lives in Switzerland so we dont see them very often#so everytime they come we have a family dinner at a restaurant#but these past years the dinners were 'adults only' (as in without the children aka me my sibs and all the cousins)#me and my sibs were always bummed but we could see our cousins on different occasions so it was ok#and i absolutely hate my grandfather so im not that sad about not seeing him lol#anyway there was a restaurant dinner on tuesday. my dad said its adults only and me and my sibs cant come. whatever. business as usual ig#but then yesterday i hang out with my cousins. and guess what i learn. they were ALL at the dinner. they always went to the dinners.#and of course i cant be 100% sure but i think i know why it's like this#i think we were always invited but my dad doesnt want us to go so he lied everytime. doesn't want ME to go in particular.#he had lied to me about having told my grandfather i was trans for me (i didnt want to do it myself for reasons) which led me to get#absolutely humiliated and receive a disgusting amount of transphobia from my grandfather when i called him on the phone once. because he#didnt know. because my dad had lied to me. and im fairly sure my dad just wants to like hide me away or smth because he's a fucking#spineless coward. that or my grandparents specifically ask for us not to come lol.#anyway. im so mad. me already don't get to see our cousins a lot and now i learn this. fucking hell#.txt
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Istanbul pt 2
#1. we got invited for dinner at this guys house (my dad met him 2 years ago when he was in Turkiye) and it felt like we were back in#Afghanistan. just their house and the way they were living (most of the things we are during dinner they had grown themselves) and after#dinner we sat outside their house. there was a breeze and we had dried fruits + tea while it slowly got dark outside and it truly felt like#one of the evenings we had in Afghanistan when we would visit#2. my brother tied to per about every single cat he saw in the city lol#3. I’ve become friends w the daughters of my dads long time friend. a few weeks back she posted this home made drink on her IG story#so I replied that it looked good and she promised she’d make it for me when we came to visit. so when we actually went to their house#(I had long forgotten about the drink) she actually went and made the drink for me 🥺 so sweet#6. I just loooooove it when the sun is glistening on water#maybe u can tell since my profile pic has been just that for probably more than 6 years now#jrnl
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