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#ai generated#muscular#black rubber#muscle beast#shiny rubber#huge muscle#rubberpig#ai muscle#rubberfetish#big pecs#rubber dad#rubberpiss#kling.ai#dad dong#rubberbear#AI rubber
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a continuation of dilf! patrick! you mentioned how it was a one night stand but like what if they r really good coparents and real feelings come to fruition 🤭
ooo I'm feeling you
Dad Patrick would be distant at first. He never thought he’d see you again, he was petrified of being a father never thought he’d be one in the first place. His parents forced him to step up to not be an ass and at least support you financially if he didn’t want anything to do with your child. Art ripped him a new one, no way was he going to cum and dump you.
His heart melted the first time he saw you exhausted on the hospital bed nursing your little baby his beautiful daughter, she was tiny had his dark hair and eyes a carbon copy of him there’s no way he can leave now.
You’d expected him to flake too, he emphasized that this was just sex nothing more ever. The 2 lines on the tests you took a month later brought you excitement and pain, you called him crying telling him he was going to be a dad he immediately went silent “no, hell no” he hung up on you. It cemented your hatred towards him, yes his rejection towards you stung but what hurt worse was him rejecting his baby.
To stay you were stunned when he opened the hospital room door was an understatement. “Patrick”
“Hey..” he meekly crosses the room fidgeting anxiously "what's her name?" He lifts a finger caressing her cheek smiling as she twitched in your arms tiny dimples giving way identical to his, you wanted to swat his hand away, of course he had the audacity to visit.
“Why are you here?” You hold her close “I wanted to see her.. I didn’t know it was going to be a girl-“ he replies wincing, you were right to be pissed at him.
“I didn’t tell you.. you didn’t want anything to do with me, with us” you scowl bringing her closer to your chest “I-“ he blinks keeping tears at bay “I’m sorry.. I was scared this wasn’t the plan” he explained “Can I hold her please?”
You reluctantly hand her over “cradle her head she’s fragile” you mutter anxiously, he was careless only a select few could be scathed by his callousness but you saw something that wasn't there before, completeness, a longing filled with joy you saw it in his eyes he was glowing.
So you accepted his presence with hesitation, he stayed by your side every day. Changing her diapers, bottle feeding her and listened to nurses instructions without complaining
You restricted visitations strictly on weekends which turned into every other day to keeping her at school with him. She adapted surprisingly well, she knew Patrick's schedule by the time she was 3, happily spending time with uncle Art and aunt Tashi, her little on campus family.
"you're a good dad you know that?"
"it's nothing" he bounces her on his lap "it's not nothing Patrick only a few guys would step up and parent their kid, especially a fling"
"don't call yourself a fling.. I mean you were, we were just-" he pauses.
This wasn't his normal it felt odd being in love, or what he thought was love the lack of familiarity threw him off. His dad loathed him thought he was a nuisance shut him up with money, his mom was absent physically there but mentally dejected, drinking her way through her marriage and her son.
"I was scared.. fucking terrified, I'm not used to.. being cared for Art's there he's great it's different with you." He says "you're good for me the both of you are, I think I finally got my shit together." he grins blowing raspberries against her cheek
"Patrick.." tears cloud your vision "thank you.. I couldn't do this without you. I'm grateful you came around" you reply heart thudding quickly, he really meant what he said 'maybe he was in love with you'
#THIS IS SO BAD EVERYTHING I'M DONG RN IS TERRIBLE#challengers x reader#challengers#patrick zweig x y/n#patrick zweig x reader#dilf!patrick#dad!patrickzweig#challengers x y/n
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shen zhiheng: let's make dumplings together! also shen zhiheng, five minutes later: i have regrets.
SNOWFALL 冰雪谣 (2024) 1.23
#snowfall#冰雪谣#the shadow#如月#snowfalledit#userdramas#asiandramanet#cdramaedit#cdramasource#vampires#gao weiguang#ouyang nana#dong sicheng#*gifs#tuserashinlae#useryd#lextag#userginpotts#roserayne#userkimchi#userjia#userinahochi#gao weiguang as long-suffering vampire dad
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EXCUSE ME???? WHAT KDRAMA IS THIS? (just another day being a child of divorce, universe if you’re listening free me from this pain)
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HELLO????????????? DOES ANYONE HEAR ME??????????????? NO PENIS PICKLE. he understands.
#is this real this was in the google drive is this man. oh my god#transgender pickles the drummer doodily doo ding dong doodily doo??????????????????????????????#metalocalypse#this would also explain so much about hte way his family treats him and seth#seth is unreliable but hes 'normal' so they support him more while begrudgingly support him#bc hes famous and friends with scary ass mfs#that one the onion article where its like mom and dad im gay and can beat both of you up
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I vote for Argenti! I hope you feel better soon!
Thank you ! I do feel much better (though I admit I hurt a little for very much my fault reasons but it's mostly manageable through light pain meds).
Take an Argenti o7 I got lazy and didn't draw the roses I was gonna draw to the left so there is now a wide open blank spot.
#honkai star rail#argenti#i managed one of the things i owe and this isnt it but here take a doodle#im a ding dong who told someone oh no its starting to pour i should draw someone quick#and then proceeded to draw him way past the rain .... so that.... was a thing#i mean luckily we didnt lose power but still#ALSO OMG THE REASONS I AM AT FAULT FOR ISSSSSSSSS#we have obtained as of yesterday a mama cat and a lil baby boy#and so i heard him mewing under the bed and like a FOOL rolled over on my side with the recovering incisions#to check on him and hoo boy that was indeed a mistake#but lil guy was okay just wanted attention#im so pleased to announce he loves me most teehee#my dad has repeatedly told me idk where he is i hope he isnt stuck#and then i simply exist upstairs and then he bounds out from his hiding spot and lets me pet him and pick him up#truly a good lil bean he is so baby i - with v tiny hands - can hold him in one hand without any problems#none of this has to do with the art i apologize#but ty for the request uhhhh over a week ago ! i do still have them in my inbox and when i can manage i try to look over em#and try to consider one but then i sometimes just do not have energy and wanna do something easy and fast
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HAHAHAHAHAHA DA HYE IS BACKKKKK OUR HIMBO BABY MANIFESTED HIS FAMILY BACKKK WHAT A KINGGG
#“i definitely had a good dream last night”#what a cutie#DAD OF THE YEAR#i am loving this new soo cheol#charhaesseo#Queen of tears#netflix#netflix drama#kdrama#tvn drama#kim soo hyun#kim ji won#baek hyun woo#hong hae in#hong soo cheol#kwak dong yeon
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Ai Di: I'm getting a C in Mandarin.
Chen Dong Yang: How the hell are you getting a C in Mandarin? It's your native language.
Ai Di: Have you ever heard me speak three coherent sentences in a row?
Chen Dong Yang:..No
Ai Di: Exactly.
#kiseki: dear to me#dear to me#ai di#chen yi#incorrect quotes#Chen dong yang#ai di x chen yi#chen dong yang being a weird dad#he's trying so hard but being a dad is harder#I just wish we got more of them being a weird dysfunctional family
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Catie and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
#having panic attack abt essay and then said professor emails me about scheduling for next year#i feel so fucking guilty#he says hes teying not to be a pest and i feel so fuckingg bad for holding him up likenthis#why cant i hust schedule on my own why do i have to be beholden to some advisor#i feel bad bcs i let time slip out of my hands and im screwing both of us in the process#when do i wanna do it I DONT KNWO WHENVER IS FINE I GUESS I DONG I DONT KNWO#i cried to my dad and he told me to just not write the full amoutn okay....#fuck i hate tdloday#catie.rambling.txt
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Kim Kaphwan's sons deserve more appreciation.

Art by the always amazing Falcoon ❤️
#nothing against Kim#he was a good dad#but his sons are more interesting than him lol#Kim Jae Hoon#Kim Dong Hwan#Garou Mark of the Wolves
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#ai generated#muscular#black rubber#muscle beast#shiny rubber#huge muscle#rubberpig#ai muscle#rubberfetish#big pecs#rubber dad#rubberpiss#kling.ai#dad dong#rubberbear#AI rubber
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New chaos level unlocked- the silverware drawer of a man going through a silver divorce-

#and don’t get me wrong I love my dad and am still struggling with this#but it’s like SIR- what in the ding dong dell is the meaning of this#also things that make you go- how did I end up with so much anxiety when close family members have none!#personal stuff#delete later#and yes I moved the knife to the back so it isn’t just sitting out in the open
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this pic has never left my brain since the day it was posted

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someone needs to write a fic where they violently cannibalise each other and also get married
#park yeon jin#moon dong eun#the glory#yesol has two moms two dads and more mental illnesses than you can count#Im gonna edit them to i bet on losing dogs and skyfall
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picture of all time
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⟢ highlight of the hour: my perfect stranger [9/16] ⟣
a familiar sight
#my perfect stranger#korean drama#kim dong wook#jin ki joo#mygif#mmkfav#mpshoth#yup yup yup yup#this scene?? this episode??#definitely one of the best moments from the drama so far!#i wasn't really feeling the ep at first and then i watched it again#and i ended up loving it so much after#this ep was BY FAR my fav episode so far#it was soooo good#i loved how emotional it was#i loved the messages conveyed about family and love#i loved that yy saw a new side to her dad#i loved that we took a break from the intense investigation and focused more on yy's dad and uncle#it was a nice and much needed break#this ep was really really good#like REALLY REALLY good#i smile every time i watch this scene becus of how good it was#with the OST playing in the background too??#SIGN ME UPPP
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