#dad damon

[fandoms--fluff]

Hiii! I love Ur writing, it's so good. But I was wondering if icoukd request something? It's one where damon as a daughter (who's like forever 3 bc he turned her) that no one but stefan knew about and when the other accidentally walk in on the two having a cute father/daughter moment like him talking in a baby voice?

Better Than Before

Flufftober, October 8th

Warnings: None

A/n: A bit shorter than my other oneshots, but it's cute! I hope you like it!

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Stefan walks into the house and shuts the door. The first thing he notices is that it's way too quiet in the house. Even when Damon makes you have a nap, it's still loud.

Stefan walks deeper into the house until he hears soft voices coming from upstairs. He follows his brother's and niece's voices until he comes to a stop outside your bedroom.

You and your daddy are on the ground. You're sat in his lap while he holds your brown fluffy teddy bear out in front of you. He's acting a scene out with the bear, his voice high-pitched, making you giggle.

"I love you so much, you're the best girl in the whole world" Damon makes the bear move around and point at you. He brings the bear close to your face and makes a kssing sound as if the bear is kissing your nose.

The action makes you giggle more, and cuddle back into him. "Funny Daddy" you nuzzle your head into his chest.

"Funny is right" Stefan smiles, making his presence known.

Damon immediately looks over to his little brother and sighs. He was not supposed to hear that. "Your dad's gotten even better over the years" he crouches down in front of you.

"I suggest you shut your mouth before you regret it" Damon glares at him. "But you have, I mean it's different from when you did that with me. Your daddy would hit me with the bear instead of make it kiss my nose" He ruffles your soft hair.

You look up at your uncle with a smile, "Daddy bad" You say and look over to your daddy then.

"He sure was" Stefan whispered. Damon has a faux offended look on his face.

"Well, I was going to offer cookies, but maybe it's not such a good idea if you're agreeing with Uncle Stefan here" Damon raises an eyebrow.

"No! Want cookie, sorry daddy" You say quickly and hug him before lifting your arms up for Stefan to pick you up while Damon stands from the ground.

"Were you wif your gir'friend?" You tilt your head quizzically at Stefan. All he does is widen his eyes just a bit, how did you know about Elena?

"Well, answer the sweet gremlin" Damon smirks, answering Stefan's question.

[sirgawainofgalifrey]

Been obsessed recently with how various media typecasts all it's old men.

Like in Stardew Valley pretty much all the old men are crotchety weirdos that are secretly sweethearts and have a specific interest they've dedicated their whole lives to and are supposed to be varying degrees of helpful.

While Ace Attorney (at least the first trilogy) typecasts all it's old men as deranged bastard gremlins that are all criminals to various degrees, and assholes in general.

[angelmarie]

Oh fuck yes a little bowl of seeds for me

[stealthywing]

I love the French Kris and Damon (and the baguette 🥖)

[splatooshy]

this is rather niche, but

[salvatorebennett]

Single dad damon (bonnie is the babysitter ofc)

[happyunbday2u]

So finally remembering that I watched IF I decided to take another look at the cast and oh my god have I forgotten the amount of people I recognize so here’s a random shitpost about the people I forgot/didn’t realize were in the movie

First of all John Krasinski not only played Bea’s dad but the burning marshmallow

Steve Carell voiced Blue and it wasn’t hard to distinguish his voice

Phoebe Waller-Bridge voiced Blossom

Emily Blunt voiced Unicorn

Matt Damon voiced Sunny, can’t believe they got Jason Bourne to play a sunflower therapist

Sam Rockwell as Guardian Dog which is kinda ironic cause he voices Mr. Wolf in The Bad Guys

Christopher Meloni voiced Cosmo which is fitting since he played Elliot Stabler in Law and Order so I’m 100% certain that while creating Cosmo they were like “Hey we should get that one dude from Law and Order to voice him” also the mental imagine of him in a sound booth yelling “CLOAK AND DAGGER” is funny to me

Awkwafina voiced Pop and like Steve it was easy to tell it was her

Blake Lively voiced Octopuss

George Clooney as Spaceman, the space joke was funny to me

Bradley Cooper as Ice, went from voicing a raccoon to a glass of ice

Amy Schumer voiced Gummy Bear, loved her in Trolls (she voiced Velvet)

Keegan-Micheal Key as Slime who reminds me of the Bounty Paper commercials

Bill Hader as the Banana

And lastly Brad Pitt as Keith, nice to see the original Ocean’s 11 trio in a movie again.

[cazzyf1]

Putting on the ritz - Damon Hill/Graham Hill

[birdietrait]

“google, help i’m stuck on the fridge”

[myimaginarymary]

Your Wendy’s Girl Vs. My Wendy’s Girl

Aka: I rewatched Ponyo after maybe 12 years and I have thoughts. Lots of them.

[thefandomchaos]

Ladies and Gents give it up to some of the worst fathers from the tv shows I watch!

Heres to their poor children who raised each other, were mostly neglected or were raised by other people because their fathers couldn’t do their job and their mothers are dead/absent/not doing enough

[chaoticneutraltor]

[franklyimissparis]

please tell the story how you met Damon albarn please please

it’s been over a decade and i still physically cringe thinking about it so i will not be going into detail for my own sanity but basically i was around 8 or 9 and i was hanging about while him and my dad were talking. and there was an Incident with a yoghurt that someone had given me which ended with me crying and begging my dad to go home.

anyway. i have met him a handful of times since and unfortunately he did remember 😭😭😭

[angelmarie]

Gankaru heavy silly post

[stealthywing]

Meow meows

[no-distance-left-to-run]

Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett