#dad!taeil

[saturnznct]

dadmas 2022 | nct

new parts will be posted at 11pm everyday in december :)

nct masterlist

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d1 - making new traditions with jungwoo

d2 - sledging with ten

d3 - christmas in chicago with johnny 

d4 - meeting santa with renjun

d5 - decorating with jaehyun

d6 - baby’s first christmas with kun

d7 - making him a christmas card with haechan

d8 - visiting family in ??? with ??? 

d9 - christmas crafts with ???

d10 - xmas movie night with ??? 

d11 - baking christmas cookies with ???

d12 - playing in snow with ??? 

d13 - christmas trip (hot) with ???

d14 - christmas trip (cold) ???

d15 - they make him a christmas present with ???

d16 - making xmas snacks with ???

d17 - donating toys/food with ???

d18 - writing letters to santa with ???

d19 - hot chocolate with ??? 

d20 - making xmas cards for members with ???

d21 - ice skating with ???

d22 - ??? with ??? 

d23 - ???

d24 - nct kids christmas party

d25 - ???

[stay-tiny2021]

Meet the Moon Children (Taeil)

Moon Baekhyun

Full Name: Moon Baek Hyun

Hangul: 문백현

English Name: Benjamin

Nickname/s: Baekie

Height: 5ft 7

Language/s: Korean

Date of Birth: February 5, 2027

Zodiac Sign: Aquarius

Birth Place: Seoul, South Korea

Time of Birth: 11:01 AM

Birth Weight: 6lbs 11oz

Godparent/s: Kun

Moon Eunji

Full Name: Moon Eun Ji

Hangul: 문은지

English Name: Elle

Nickname/s: Eunnie

Height: 5ft 5

Language/s: Korean

Date of Birth: April 16, 2030

Zodiac Sign: Aries

Birth Place: Seoul, South Korea

Time of Birth: 6:57 PM

Birth Weight: 7lbs 2oz

Godparent/s: Doyoung

[phoxphenex]

hi ! ur last post abt baby dreamies is so adorable! can you bring one to 127? 💌

𝗕𝗔𝗕𝗬 𝟭𝟮𝟳 𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗗𝗔𝗗 𝗢𝗡 𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗥

reader is referred to as mom

[sluttyten]

I didn’t need to cry today, but I just watched the first 2 episodes of NCT 127: The Lost Boys and like it all has me emotional, but nothing more than Haechan’s part

[nctsplug02]

dad!johnny wanting another baby 😃😃 thanks!!!

[7:34PM]

GENRE: smut and fluff

WARNINGS: breeding kink, kissing, unprotected sex, praising, degrading, spanking and marking

it’s usually the women who have baby fevers but this time.. your husband, johnny had it.

whenever you and him went to stores, he’d separate from you and find the baby aisle to ween over the stuff. his reason for wanting another child was, “so our daughter can have someone to play with.”

your three year old was fine being the only child but sometimes she would beg and ask for another sibling.

“babe, check out these—?” you sigh, not turning around. “if it’s baby shoes, again, then put them away.” johnny clicks his tongue and frowns. “but it’s cute ones.”

you turn and slump your shoulders. “johnny, we aren’t having another baby. let it go please.” johnny nibbles on his bottom lip and sets down the pack of tiny shoes.

“look at you.” johnny pins you to his chest and holds your head up, forcing you to look at yourself in the mirror.

“imagine me fucking you dumb and pregnant right now.” you softly laugh. “you’re so desperate and needy, it’s really adorable.” you wince when johnny pinches your hips.

johnny nips your neck and groans. “the things you do to me, baby.” he sighs and you push away from him, turning around to meet his eyes. “honey,” you cup his face. “control your dick.” he laughs.

“my ovulation week is in two more weeks. so, let’s wait, okay?” the mention of your ovulation week sparks a sparkle in johnnys eyes. “okay, john?” he nods and grins.

“now, get out my way i have to pee.” you say, shoving johnny aside.

dramatically, johnny spins himself to the small chair in the corner next to the mirror and cries out. “uch! babe, you hurt me!” johnny holds his waist and you give a nasty laugh as you enter the bathroom.

two weeks had passed and johnny couldn’t wait.

“honey, i’m— oh, my god!” you shriek when being snatched up. “upstairs, baby.” johnny says with his arms wrapped tightly around your legs.

“johnny!” you laugh and hold his head while ducking yours. “it’s ovulation week, baby!” you let out a scream as johnny drops you on the bed.

you laugh and curl your knees to your chest. “where’s aera?” johnny yanks off his shirt. “at my moms with taeils daughter and son.” his hand lands on his belt. “this whole night is to ourselves.”

you flinch as johnnys belt hits the floor with a clink. “strip for me.” your hands fiddle with the buttons on your jacket.

your eyes so focused on johnnys hand, his hand stroking his cock and his thumb rubbing his tip and smearing the precum.

by the time you’re pulling off your shirt, johnny is sinking on the bed in front of you. “god, you’re sexy.” you lick your lips and toss your clothes off the side.

“oh!” you gasp out in shock when being pinned to the bed. “baby,” johnny groans and buries his face into your neck. “i’m dying to be inside you.”

you cross your legs around johnnys waist and you hold his face up. “well, i’m waiting on you.”

johnny doesn’t need to be told twice before he nudges himself up against your entrance and sinks himself in.

“waited two weeks for this, baby. saved up just for today.” johnny exhales and sits up, his knees under your thighs and his hands on your waist.

“fuck, you smell amazing.” johnny groans and doesn’t waste anymore time before pinching your waist and forcing his hips against yours.

you bite your lip and hold back a moan that ached to be let out.

“cmon, baby.” johnny reaches forward and grabs your jaw, shaking your head side to side. “let it out, baby. i wanna hear you.”

your lips part and your jaw is sacked.

moans escape your throat and pleasure trickles up your throat. “oh, johnny.” you gasp softly and feel his tip briefly brush past your g-spot.

“oh, god.” you grasp his wrists and moan, his cock nestling against your g-spot.

you whine feeling your orgasm build up. “j—johnny, i’m really close!” you release his wrist and bring your balled up fist to your mouth.

your teeth dig into the soft skin of your knuckles.

“jo—johnny!” you whine as your orgasm crashes over you.

“ssssshit, baby!” johnny winces and attempts to meep his hips moving but, with how tight you’re clenching around him, he stops and releases his first load.

johnny slowly cranks himself forward and lays himself on you. heavily breathing and huffing.

“johnny—?”

“still going, baby.” he softly grunts out.

you softly chuckles and pat his back with a sigh. “you really were saving up, huh?” you laugh and so does johnny.

“okay, this isn’t fair.” you say putting down your plate full of tiny trees.

your husband and daughter looks up at you from the kiddie table. “what ain’t fair, honey?” johnny asks and picks up his fountain drink.

“that i have to eat broccoli while the two of you eat junk food in front of me.” your plate of broccoli balances on your huge belly.

johnny knocked you up with twins a few months back and now you’re on a strict veggie diet from the doctor.

“honey, you heard what the doctor said. she said you must only eat veggies. it’s just for this week.” you groan and hold the plate as you struggle to sit up. “it’s been so loonngggg.” you whine.

“it’s been an hour.” you glare at johnny.

“it’s okay, mama. here, take a fry!” she hands you her small box of fries. “oh, sweetie,” you ween over her cuteness. “gimme the whole thing—?” you attempt you snatch the box but johnny is quicker than you and snatches it.

aera gasps and takes the box of fries back from her dad. “no fries for mama!” she hugs the box of fries to her chest.

[florawrites-blog]

"Im not a addict"- l.dh

Warning: mentions of alcohol , alcohol addiction, collapsing, stress, mentions of daddy issues and toxicity in relationships.

The sight of Haechan's collapsed body on the floor of your room still haunted you. The fear and confusion you felt that day rushed back as you found him in the kitchen, reaching for another drink. "When did you come back?" you asked, concern lacing your voice as you approached him. "Just now," he replied curtly, not bothering to look at you as he focused on opening his drink. Your worry grew as you noticed the tension in his voice. "How was your day? You don't sound well. Are you okay? You didn't reply to any of my calls or messages." "Listen, save this for later. I really wanna stay alone right now," Haechan snapped, his tone sharp as he slammed his hands on the counter. "Haechan, please don't do this. Okay, let's not talk, but please put the alcohol away. Remember our promise, Haechan. Five months, only five months without alcohol," you pleaded, reaching out to touch his arm. "God, seriously, Y/N, stop making it sound like I'm an addict and just stop being so clingy. I asked to be alone, and that's what I expect you to do," he growled, frustration evident in his voice. You recoiled at his harsh words, feeling a pang of hurt mixed with your worry. "Seriously, Haechan, you're no different from them. You drink when you're happy, sad, stressed, mad... You drink like it's water. I'm so worried, please." As you spoke, he reached for another bottle, but before he could open it, you snatched it away, accidentally dropping it to the floor where it shattered into pieces. The noise drew the attention of the other members, Johnny rushing to Haechan's side while Yuta came to yours, and Jaehyun and Taeil stood nearby, unsure of what to do. Haechan raised his arm in anger, but Johnny quickly restrained him. "Stop it, both of you," Johnny urged, trying to diffuse the escalating tension. "Just 'cause your dad is an addict doesn't mean I will be like him, Y/N. So cut me some slack or leave," Haechan growled, his voice filled with defiance. You pushed Yuta's hands away, refusing to back down. "Wow, Haechan, you might think you aren't, but trust me, you aren't any different," you said, your voice steady despite the turmoil within you. "don't ever compare me to that son of bitch who doesn't even know if your alive or not"

Haechan's hurtful words cut through the air like a knife, leaving a lingering ache in your chest. But instead of crumbling under his verbal assault, you held your ground, your voice unwavering. "Wow, Haechan, you might say this because you're drunk, but I am completely sober. And let me tell you this in front of your hyungs: the worst thing a girl could go through is trying to escape her dad but finding it in a person they truly love. And what's worse is coming back home, wanting to be in my boyfriend's arms, but finding him laying there on the cold floor, not knowing what to do." You met his gaze, your eyes reflecting both pain and determination. "And don't even think of apologizing to me tomorrow when you sober up. I won't expect any apology unless it's the one where you're on your knees, begging." With that, you turned on your heel and walked away, leaving Haechan to grapple with his own demons as you sought solace elsewhere.

I wrote this while the math teacher was being a absolute dipshit.

[haekisses]

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[ggukkiedae]

[N'-49, 54, 55, 56] NCT in SMTOWN OSAKA

(conversations in italics are spoken in english)

#1 - 방배정 게임 (Pick your roommate)

Hannah’s sitting next to Taeyong in the beginning, and you see him looping their arms together while Doyoung explains what is going on

after mark clarifies if the groups are randomized, haechan speaks up “what about haeeunie?”

“nct’s princess has the privilege of choosing wherever she wants to sleep, which is why she has her in-ears with her already”

hannah cheers while showing off the box in her hand, “princess privilege!”

when jaehyun picks jisung you can hear her in the background “oh, that sounds like a nice room” (then haechan’s “no, haeeun-ah, me!”)

but when kun picked johnny, haechan yelled “no! that’s where she’s gonna go!”

everyone laughed as johnny and kun stood next to each other, johnny going “hannah’s korean and chinese dads”

the camera zooms in on hannah who gave a simple shrug and a smile

once doyoung was sure no one would switch rooms, he called hannah to the front

“right now, hannah is going to choose her roommates. drumroll please!”

17 pairs of hands started hitting the floor while hannah laughed

“plain and simple, everyone. mark and jaemin, you’re stuck with me”

the two boys got up and cheered to high five hannah while others (read: haechan, ten, jaehyun, yuta, jisung, and chenle) protested

that’s how the video cut off

#4 - The Roommates Part 3 _ MJH/JHJS/CW

hannah’s sitting on the small shelf behind mark and jaemin while mark starts the video, just smiling at them

“this is mark” “this is jaemin na” ��...”

mark looked back at her while she just stared back “hans, say something” “hey, guys! i’m hannah!”

while jaemin and mark discuss them being a couple with their snapbacks, you see hannah walk behind them to sit on the bed

“hannah, for some unknown reason, wanted the foldable add-on bed, so she’s there” “it’s comfier!” “anyway, can you guess which bed is jaemin’s”

when mark told jaemin he was being over, she snorted

“please, mark. we had a solid thirty minute conversation about how jaemin would get in next to you or if we would share the foldable bed” “wait, really?” 

then jaemin explained how he eventually got in bed while hannah still watched in amusement

jaemin pulled her over to his bed, and they shifted so she was resting in front of them and all three of their faces were in the screen

she gave a playful judgy look with jeno popping out behind jaemin and mark’s exaggerated shock

“and the answer to why our room is popular among the members is? Jeno-shi?” “the answer is lee hannah!”

jaemin laughed “true, actually”

then jeno explained the real reason why he was there

then mark was explaining the actual answer of why the members came, and you can see hannah look up in surprise when jeno gets on the bed and start pretending to put kisses on jaemin

when jaemin almost said what mark said that morning, hannah snorted and got up off the bed and back to hers on jaemin’s other side

you can see jeno plop himself on her bed, and she’s trying to shove him off, but he just kept plopping back onto her bed. mark and jaemin kept talking like nothing was happening

“good night! hans, say good night!” “good night! it will be once lee jeno gets off my bed!”

#5 - BEHIND THE STAGE

taeil starts of the video walking to hannah who was getting her makeup retouched and hands her a cup of what looks like coffee. she grinned while she took it

“hannah-yah, what are you doing?” “now? i’m getting touched up. oppa, how’s my makeup?” “pretty” he then taps her cheek and walks over to mark and winwin

the next cut you see of her is when mark and jaemin’s cakes are there the next  day

kun goes “kids, hannah baked those cakes”

mark does a double take “what?” and jaemin looks at her in shock “you were with us in our room! you fell asleep before us”

she laughed, “i snuck out with kun baba and youngho oppa at like 2am, you guys were so tired you didn’t wake up”

“dude, thank you!” mark went over to her and gave her a quick side hug while jaemin just engulfed her “haeeun-ah! thank you for baking the cake haeeunie!”

and you just see her squirming to escape the hug when it got too long

#6 - ENDING STAGE ‘빛 (Hope)’ Selfcam FULL Ver.

she’s with yoona, minho, and mark on their cart, and while yoona and mark are waving to fans and smiling at the camera, you can see minho behind them making hannah jump with him, and she’s just laughing

at some point, she stood next to mark, and he put an arm around her while they sang along to the lyrics

haechan met them where they were going to get down and assisted her onto the stage

further down the video, you see her waving to a stage camera, then she looks around confused

bc surprise: she can’t find nct

kun appeared in the distance, and hannah ran straight to him, seemingly rapidly talking while taeil just smiled and nodded along all while walking her towards where the rest of nct were lining up for their bow

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[niyabiblioteca]

nct when you walk funny the next morning

taeil: i feel wouldn’t be childish about it but you can tell by the grin on his face and the way he is looking at you that he feels like a fuckin king about it

johnny: is such a bitch oh my god everytime you stand up and damn near bust your ass he cracks up. however he’s not all bad since he carries you everywhere around the house until the pain subsides. although that might be just for him to show off his strength

taeyong: would just blush when he sees you limp around and would think to himself how that happened and then he gets flashbacks to last night and is like oh right. would help you out if you seem to be in too much pain

yuta: sits with his arms crossed just watching you walk around with a dumb smirk on his face. will continuously ask you why you’re walking like that for days just to get a rise out of you or to hear you actually tell him why

doyoung: sits there with a blank face as he watches you walk like you have 2 left feet. he knows very well why but at the same time is just shocked that he did that to you

jaehyun: that pretty dimpled smile would stare back at you as you grip onto the counter for dear life. would smack your ass when walking past you to see you almost fall to the ground and just do his stupid dad laugh in response

jungwoo: would be surprisingly nice about it. gives you piggyback rides when you ask for them but will of course tease you for weeks after the pain completely goes away.

mark: laughs his ass off when he sees you walking but then you throw something at him and tells him that its his fault and he apologizes while still laughing so obviously he doesn’t mean it. in fact he wholeheartedly thinks hes gonna do it again when you’re all better

haechan: little shit is not apologetic at all. everytime you complain about the pain he would shoot back a smirk and say some shit like “ok so i won’t fuck you as good next time” which makes you back pedal your entire complaint

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[daydreamingyuta]

127 Trick-or-Treating with Their Kids

(I had to use vampire Haechan I’m sorry lol) also dad!127 has my hearttt 🥹

Doyoung & Jungwoo

He is genuinely so excited! He would literally record everything! His kid showing off their outfit, his kid ringing all the doorbells, and he would eventually get a shot of him carrying his kid because they got too tired of walking. also he would absolutely get dressed up, but the costume he picked is a little too scary and he accidentally ends up scaring the other children while walking around. but he just has such a good time trick or treating and making memories with his family 🥹

Taeil, Taeyong, Mark, & Haechan

He would make everyone in the family do a group costume. Like he’s been planning this for months and is so excited. He makes sure to take tons of family pictures before you go out and is SO eager to tell anybody who will listen about the costumes. He just has such a good time and loves Halloween because it makes him feel like a kid again! (also has to skip that one house because it’s a little too scary ‘for his kid’)

Johnny, Yuta & Jaehyun

He would spend half the time wondering how much money and how long it took to put up all the different Halloween decorations the neighbors have. but also genuinely enjoying seeing his kid all dressed up and so excited about receiving so much candy. Definitely takes up a candy tax every few houses just to ‘make sure the candy is good’

[stay-tiny2021]

Dad!NCT Birthdays

taeil

Baekhyun — February 5

Eunji — April 16

johnny

Grace — October 14

Daniel — May 31

taeyong

Jiyoung & Hana — December 6

yuta

Kiyomi — November 17

Haruto — August 3

kun

Xiaoli — April 13

Chunhua — January 5

doyoung

Eunjoo & Junseo — October 23

chittaphon (ten)

Brandon — April 25

Amelia — August 23

jaehyun

Lucas — July 22

Chastity — November 15

sicheng (winwin)

Mei — October 21

Chaoxiang — August 20

jungwoo

Chanyeol — February 24

Nara — August 21

mark

Caleb — May 28

Charisma — April 18

dejun (xiaojun)

Jinghua — October 8

Bocheng — December 22

kunhang (hendery)

Bojing — February 15

Zihao — October 12

renjun

Meili — July 27

Lihua — September 2

jeno

Misun — June 6

Taehoon — December 29

donghyuck (haechan)

Yongsun — September 7

Jisoo — January 26

jaemin

Seulgi — March 9

Hyejin — June 9

Sunmi — October 16

yangyang

Carter — May 12

Kimberly — July 30

chenle

Yaozu — December 31

Xiyang — January 15

Jiayi — July 7

jisung

Youngjae — September 27

Jihyo — March 11

[milkybellybites]

The List - Teaser

The List

idol!Haechan x idol!Reader

Genre: Enemies to lovers

WC: 977

Not proofread!!

Being a soloist in a company of many groups can be boring. Boring dance pratices, boring interviews, boring recording sessions, boring everything. Everyone had there groups to laugh with, but not you. So, what else were you meant to do when all of NCT 127 were sitting in front of you during an awfully boring company meeting? Rate them all, of course.

TEASER

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**THIS LIST IS PURELY MY PERSONAL OPINION BASED ON EXPERIENCES I HAVE HAD WITH THESE INDIVIDUALS**

(and their looks)

Taeyong: Personality - 10/10, he is too kind for his own good. Looks - 10/10, do I even need to write anything here?? OVERALL: 10/10

Johnny: Personality - 8/10, funny, funny, funny. Thats about it. Looks: 9/10, like a God, uses his height as a threat (not funny.) OVERALL: 9/10

Jungwoo: Personality - 8/10, gets along witn basically everyone. Looks: 8/10, a little cutie. OVERALL: 8/10

Mark: Personality - 8/10, LOUD. Looks: 7/10, cute face but a little short for my liking. OVERALL: 7/10

Taeil: Personality - 7/10, not talked much but seems nice. Looks: 7/10, lowkey looks like a dad. OVERALL: 7/10

Doyoung: Personality - 7/10, very bullyable. Looks - 8/10, cutie, but still bullyable. OVERALL: 7/10

Yuta: Personality - 6/10, haven’t talked to him much. Looks - 5/10, intimidating but still smash. OVERALL: 6/10

Jaehyun: Personality: 4/10, frat boy. Looks - 6/10, smash. OVERALL: 6/10

Haechan: 0/10, no explanation needed. This boy is the worst thing to ever walk this earth.

“Y/N, are you paying attention? This is important.” Executive Director Jang asks, pulling me from my thoughts.

“Hm? Oh, yeah. We need to work hard this year. Make lots of money.” I reply lazily, while quickly shutting my diary.

The director gives me a stern look before turning back to the projector, pointing at some graph while blabbering on about nonsense.

“I cant believe you just made that.” I hear my manager, Mina Lee, whispers to me while gently elbowing my side.

“What? Its not like they are ever going to see it.” I whisper back, quietly laughing to myself while looking down at my book.

“If you say so.”

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“Do you wanna see it?” I ask my small group of friends, already reaching to grab the pink diary from my tote because we all know what the answer is.

“Duh.” Ningning, one of my bestfriend since trainee days, laughs.

Karina quickly snatches the diary from my hand and flicks through the pages. As soon as her eyes land on the list, Ningning, Giselle, and Winter are all quick to gather around her.

“Get me a pen, please. I have some thoughts I would like to add.” Winter sweetly smiles at me. That smile never means anything good. She is either going to write something god awful about one of them or something very TMI about her ex-boyfriend, Mark.

“Me too!” I hear the other three call from down the hall as I make my way to my bedroom. 

One pink pen for Winter. One green pen for Karina. One blue pen for Giselle. One purple pen for Ninging.

I toss all four pens down on the floor infront of the giggly group of girls sitting on my living room floor. They all practically pounce to grab the pens, then start scribbling god-knows-what onto the list.

“You guys can’t tell anyone about this. You know that right?” I say, leaning back on the beanbag next to them.

“Yeah, of course. Imagine if the media found out about this. They would have a field day.” Giselle laughs, still scribbling away.

Suddenly, I have a odd feeling in my stomach. I never thought about that while writing the list, “Haha, yeah.” I quietly reply.

“Hey, you’ve got nothing to worry about. We won’t tell.” Karina smiles at me.

“Plus, we would all get our asses handed to us by the company. If you go down, so do we.” Ningning laughs.

The reassurance from my best friends lightens the feeling in my stomach.

“There! We're done, you can have it back now.” Winter smiles at their work before handing it back to me.

My eye widen as I see all of the things they have written. Devil horns above Haechan’s name - which makes me laugh - ab drawings next to Jaehyun’s name, an angel halo ontop of Taeyong’s name, extremely TMI things written about mark and his “great ability to turn you into a tsunami”, borderline psychotic things about Johnny's height and how Giselle would “Climb him like a tree”, and so much more.

“Yeah, no one should see this. Ever.” I laugh while slowly looking up at my best friends.

“I agree.” Karina laughs while hiding her red cheeks behind her phone.

“Wait. Let's sign a pact.” Giselle excitedly sits up, “Hypothetically speaking, if anyone finds the list, we all have to own up to what we wrote so Y/N isn't the only one under fire.”

That night, we all signed the same pact, which is as follows:

I solemnly swear on the God of all Gods, that I will not share, show, speak about, or leak “The List” to anyone under any circumstance. EVER.  If “The List” is exposed, I will own up to my part in making "The List". If any of us are to lose the diary that contains “The List”, I will do everything in my power to get the book back. I will not mention the diary containing "The List" or “The List” in public, and in case I really really need to I shall address it as “My weekly grocery list”.

If I chose to break any of these rules, I will adhere to any punishment set by the rest of the group.

Sigh here:

Karina :p  GISELLE  y/n  Winter  NINGning :)

[frenchkisstheabyss]

Hi babe! Hope life is going well. I saw your post about writing for chubby!reader and it got me thinking… what idols do you think would be obsessed with a busty!reader? Like, constantly wants to nap on her chest, constantly groping her tits (consensually of course), and would just absolutely try to somewhere themselves in them? I have no foundation for this, but I just get the vibe that Seonghwa or Yeosang would.

Hello, darling! I hope life has been going well for you too! As far as idols who might be into a busty!reader, I honestly haven’t thought about it…

I’m lying. I have a list! 🩷

Of the groups I stan:

In Ateez Hwa and Yeosang for sure give me those vibes. Also Yunho. The goddesses didn’t make that man’s hands so big and give him that golden retriever energy for nothing.

For Stray Kids I’m gonna go with Bang Chan, Felix, and Hyunjin. I know the Binnie exclusion is criminal but I feel like he’d be distracted by his own boobies. He doesn’t need mine 😭

NCT 127 wise I’m gonna say Johnny, Jaehyun, Taeil, and Yuta. Haechan’s a maybe for me. I’m on the fence with that one.

I may be delulu for BTS but the answer is everyone except V. Especially Jin. I have no proof but, like, I’m right! I also feel like Jimin and Jungkook would be in heaven falling asleep on them.

In Monsta X I’m going with everyone. They loved Wonho’s boobies when he was in the group so they’ve established that they’re obsessed atp.

Oh oh oh and Taemin. My proof is his general existence. S.Coups too! MJ from Astro.

I feel like a lot of the people I mentioned either give dad vibes or golden retriever vibes which has to mean something 😭

[peachie-kyng]

Dreamland

How I have a dream about Jaehyun going to the military?

He wasn’t idol Jaehyun. He was just regular Jaehyun who worked and hung out with us. Mind you, I don’t have a job right now. So anyway!!! It felt like he was one of my Best Friends. Cause it seems like my brain was trying to go down memory lane with all the shenanigans me and him been through. I just can’t fully remember it.

Me and my friends was there to see him off. It happened kind of quick but everyone was some form of sad to see him go. Of course he said his goodbyes and see you later. I remember getting a hug from him and him sending me a text to thank one of our friends for something. Which I did, but when I went to text him back about it his number was gone. Like he couldn’t have any contact with us while he’s in the military. I can’t really remember anymore interactions with him.

I just remember one of my friends asking in a group chat how is everyone doing? And I my reply to that was that it’s bittersweet that Jaehyun had to go to military, but it was his choice and I’m sure he’ll come back fine and healthy. After that my brain was like ‘Oh when he comes back he’s getting the biggest hug EVER from me. I don’t care if his parents are there they just gonna have to wait’. Cause clearly it was going to be boring and lonely without him for the next two years.

That’s It!

Ughhhh! It really is bittersweet that’s he’s going into the military right now. But I’m not mad at it. I get the feeling that he’s not only doing to get it out of the way but he’s doing to take a break from everything that’s happening. From taeil’s bs to another one of his dramas getting put on hold and all of SM’s bs. It’s like he did it just get away from it all at the moment.

I can’t help think about what he said while he was on Youngji show. About how he had talk with his dad about not being happy with what he was doing. And his father told him that if he wasn’t happy to just quit and do something else. First things first! I think it’s adorable how close he is to his father and how his father supports him so much. But secondly! It’s like he literally told us that he wasn’t happy and was thinking about leaving. Though, instead of just out right leaving (cause don’t give us Aquarius a legit reason to leave, we will be on the first plane flying out) he chose to do his military service first. Put everything on pause, take some time for himself, and probably find his love for his career again.

I don’t know, these are just my thoughts and opinions. Cause I don’t really know him, and I don’t really know what’s he’s feeling and what his life is like. Just as a fellow Aquarius, I know it may seem like we be doing shit just to do it sometimes. But let me tell you, most of the time it for a reason… So! I hope when he goes he has a new experience, and learn somethings. And comes back with a growth to him, and a fresh mind.

I clearly needed to share my thoughts on this. Let me make sure it’s legit shared… @agravemisstake @futuristiclovezone95

[hypegirl1]

Yanqing best friend hdc!(Gender neutral reader)

AN:I've been feeling kinda down lately due to Taeil's situation and writing is the only thing that keeps me alive honestly 🥹 I love Yanqing he's such a cutie and wanted to make some hdc! I tried making it gender neutral,but if there are any mistakes please tell me! 😭Plus I play in spanish so if I mispelled something also tell me!

Warnings:None,there are also no spoilers!

Gender:Fluff ig(Idk how to do this)

1.You both met one day when you were like 8 years old at a park in the Xianzhou's Luofu,you saw Yanqing playing with a stick and decided to join him

+Hey that's not how you use a sword!

-How do you use it then?

+Like this

2.Since that day you both became best friends,you would always hang out,mostly at Aurum's Alley,you would always go to that one restaurant and order that one meal

3.The day Yanqing wanted you to meet his father you thought not pretty much of it

+Know that I think about it,I never met your parents,but you met mine

-Well uhm,I don't have them

+Oh my god,I-I'm sorry I didn't knew

-No it's okay! I never told you about it,but I have like a dad,if it's the right word,wanna meet him?

+Of course!

Until the day you met him...

-General,this is my best friend Y/N!

"Greetings Y/N"

You were speechless,Yanqing's dad was the general Jing Yuan?! The general of the Luofu?!

+Uhm-hi!I mean,greetings! "No need to be formal Y/N,Yanqing is always talking about you,I'm glad we finally meet,you two seem to get along very well with each other"

+Yes,we get along very well

4.He's always teaching you swordplay,he dedicates his life to it,but you it's just like a hobby,but you two still have fun

5.You always want to go on missions with him,but he nevers let you because it's dangerous and is scared you'll get hurt

6.He ALWAYS remembers important dates and makes them feel important,like your birthday or your friendship anniversary

7.The general loves you,he says you're a good influence on him,as he doesn't have many friends

8.When he doesn't let you go on missions with him you'll go ask the general if everything is okay with him going alone

"I understand why you're worried Y/N,but it's okay,he's stronger than you think,he'll be safe"

9.When he's not teaching you swordplay,you're the one that teaches him your favorite hobbies

10.He will randomly give you small details,like a handmade bracelet or some flowers he picked up

11.He will always defend you even if you're wrong

12.He's always been an obedient guy,but when it's about breaking a rule or 2,it might take 2 years to convince him

13.He knows how to comfort you whenever you're feeling down,you know each other very well,so expressing your emotions to each other is not a problem

[stormdragon23]

I just had a thought:

Tae-il and Jae-kyung are immune to electricity like their dad! Like, the first time Heeseok discovered it was when Hee-jin was carrying a basket of laundry until she found her two-year-old Tae-il giggling with his tiny finger inside of the socket. Poor woman got a heart attack and dropped the basket, only then to halt in fear she might get electrocuted as well. In the end, Eun-seok alone solved the problem — and he was proud.

They're children of an S-Rank. Of course, they're not 100% normal.

Oh I love this idea! Both kids probably discover they’re immune in ways that scare their mother while Eunseok’s so proud of them (it also probably gets rid of his fear that he might accidentally hurt them with his powers)

Taeil likely learns that he shouldn’t do things that involve getting electrocuted to not scare his mom, but Jaekyung just does whatever he wants, which isn’t good for Heejin’s heart. It also brings up the question of how Eunseok and his kids are with static electricity

I wonder if the other kids would be immune to anything. First thing that comes to mind is Choibaek’s kids being fire resistant like Jongin