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I'm going to start posting my cyberpunk animatics on here too.
Here's 1/3 💕
They're trying to convince Nibbles that they have a city to burn.
#fanart#cyberpunk 2077#cyberpunk#johnny silverhand#keanu reeves#This was my first time actually doing the conversation correctly#My man when I just melted 😭😭#they are the weirdest friends#If they had met in real life Johnny would have tried to bully V into something#V would have shot him in the foot and then they would go to the hospital#like the kid holding the bow and arrow next to the dad with the arrow in his leg meme#animatic
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please also tell me your age in the tags if you want <3
#he also called him hot. my dad and his urge to call every man hot wins again! he's valid tho#me and brother said the matrix and my dad insisted it's speed#polls#keanu reeves
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imagine having an argument and then he pulls out this face
#i would die#i'm sorry mom and dad but your daughter can't shut her mouth talking about this man#keanu reeves#keanuverse#my post#tom ludlow
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Film stills from the Bonus X-ray edition
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I found this in the trash at work, last week. It's from this promotion Pizza Hut did in the early 00's where they gave out free PS1 games and DVDs, I had this one and also Spyro (I think? I know I got at least 1 game from them.) This copy still had the coupon insert, expired 9/30/2003.
#pizza hut#bill and ted#bill and Ted's bogus journey#playstation#early 2000s#keanu reeves#alex winter#william sadler#i think both those deals cost more like $50 today#agent cody banks#steve irwin#getting even with dad#90s movies#y2k#non heinous
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Thinking about what could have been…
(The rumor that Hayden was gonna voice Shadow in Sonic 3 💔)
#I love Keanu but think about it#Middle aged chainsmoker single dad Hayden christensen voicing shadow the hedgehog would fix me#HES VOICE ACTED BEFORE HE CAN DO IT AGAIN#we don’t talk about what he voice acted in but still#i forgot what it was called but the awful space animated film thing and he voiced a surfer dude guy#one of The Roles Ever#thirza exists irl#hayden christensen
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when I say I hate men, never am I talking about Mr. Keanu Reeves or Alex Winter
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Two gays chilling in their (Dave Grohl's) mansion:
#old dad dudes!#bill and ted#bnt#bill and ted face the music#bill s preston esq#bill s preston esquire#ted theodore logan#alternate bill s preston esq#alternate bill s preston esquire#alternate ted theodore logan#alex winter#keanu reeves#alternate timeline#alternate reality#alternate universe#bill and ted memes#memes#meme#movies
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FINE MEN, BEAUTIFUL MEN EVEN. THAT PROGRESSIVELY GET OLDER.
Idk if i want them? in a lovey way or in a dad way…..
#cillian murphy#diego luna#bill skarsgård#adam driver#keanu reeves#david tennet#men old enough to be my dad#fine men#pretty#i have a type#i have problems#run me over#daddy issues#daddy is a state of mind
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KojiJohn wip. Im sucker for height differences 😩
Omg, Hiroyuki Sanada stole my heart.
Still fighting my artblock, holeeeh.
#work in progress#john wick#koji shimazu#KojiJohn#john wick 4#hiroyuki sanada#keanu reeves#still fighting my artblock ahhh#Akira be like: omgosh dad
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do they know that their daughter is obsessed with a man over their age named keanu reeves?
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Im sorry I love the Zoro Mihawk Perona dynamic but the fandom trend of turning it into “Mihawk adopts Zoro and Perona as children and raises them” makes me want to die
#the fact that it pervades so many au fic is another reason I rarely read one piece aus#first of all I’m not a fan of changing characters’ backstories in such a drastic way#Zoro in canon and Zoro raised as mihawks child would be two very different characters#second of all it’s indicitive of a very odd trend I’ve noticed where fandom takes character with non traditional family dynamics and#creates a narrative where they have what more or less boils down to a nuclear family dynamic#like Zoro already has a family#the straw hats#but bc zoro is one of the only straw hats that you can’t point to a specific character and say ‘that’s his father figure’ ‘thats his sister’#people feel the need to give him a Proper Family with a Dad™️ and a sister™️#which is particularly odd in the Found Family Anime™️#it’s giving superfamily#idk it wouldn’t be bad if it was just a fun thing now and again but god it’s like every single zoro-centric au I see#rambles#sorry I had to rant about this because I just closed out of a fic because of this and I’m just -Keanu smoking meme-#it’s very hard when you dislike a very pervasive fandom trope#if this ends up in the tag and you’re mad about it I’m sorry I don’t want to sensor every word tumblr might pick but I’m not tagging#it myself so please don’t yell at me blame tumblr
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#big dad energy#ppascal#keanu reeves#brendan fraser#terry crews#tom hanks#nick cage#Analyze tumblr's daddy issues
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Baby Keanu and his mom and dad
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principal difference between hellblazer/nbc constantine and 2005 keanu constantine imo, besides keanu constantine being american, is their attitudes toward food.
hellblazer/nbc constantine: pub food and hearty shit, meat and potatoes and stews and fish. appreciates a good meal, the effort/time it takes to cook it, and the social rituals that revolve around it. also has a taste for the finer things in life and will scam his way into high-end restaurants to fuck around and embarrass everyone there while eating goooood keanu constantine: runs on dunkin, lox bagels, and not much else. cannot keep things in his fridge or they will rot before he remembers to eat them. obliterates a mcdonalds hash brown in a single bite
#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS.#i just can't see an american constantine giving a singular flying shit about home meals or the family values associated with it#just Cannot be arsed. he's living at the burger king for breakfast lunch and dinner#also i Want to say that keanu constantine is a new york boy born n raised but nah. in my soul i know his ass is from boston#he does Move to and Live in new york after his misadventures in LA tho#it's a big Historical Site which seems on par with london for the kind of sordid and bloody political ghosts it evokes#which is very important to constantine's view of the world and who he is as a person#his family is a line of blue collar dock workers and his dad lost an arm in an industrial accident (canon event)#i also simply ascribe to the notion that keanu constantine has fucking had it with the universe and checked out completely#which doesn't help. he saved everybody once and achieved salvation now he's just. there. existing. it's the worst#food /#food cw#food mention /#food mention cw#just in case#( headcanons. ) I'M JUST LIKE THE BASTARDS I'VE HATED ALL ME LIFE.#is this a headcanon or am i just talking out my ass? Yes
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