#dad!Fowler

[sunset-synthetica]

Busy with some birthday gifts rn but managed to get this thing out. Wish I could participle in the rest of the prompts, but alas.

Optimus Prime/agent Fowler for @heartsandsparksshipweek

Today's prompt: Role Swap/Different Worlds

[ginnyweatherby]

I'm a bit rusty, but I wrote a story inspired by a line in Young Sheldon that bothered me more than it probably should have. I'm not sure how old Leonard Cooper was meant to be, but figure he's about eleven here, so I guess his sister could be around nine. Her name is Marie in this, since the writers apparently couldn't be bothered to give her one.

Word count: 2450. More or less.

***

“Eight… nine… ten!” Marie Cooper removed her hands from her eyes. “Ready or not, here I come!”

Sheldon smiled and shook his head as he watched his daughter run off and try to find her brother. Now that they were getting older, they didn't play together as much as they used to, but a particularly stormy day had knocked their Wi-Fi out of commission and (after 45 minutes of whining) seemed to leave them little choice but to entertain each other with a good old fashioned game of Hide-and-Seek.

He turned the page of his book, still keeping an ear out for the sound of his daughter's feet as she bounded up the stairs.  One might have thought she was a herd of wildebeest by the amount of noise she was making.

“I'm gonna get you, Leonard!" She called as she made it to the landing at the top of the stairs.

Sheldon heard the door to Leonard's bedroom open (that infernal hinge wouldn't stop squeaking no matter what they did with it), followed by Marie letting out a high-pitched squeal, and Leonard saying a word he should have been glad his mother wasn't around to hear.

“Alright, my turn,” Marie said, as Leonard started to count.

Sheldon settled back more comfortably in his seat, satisfied that the kids were staying out of trouble, and turned his attention back to his reading.

-

Just as Sheldon was about to finish his chapter and get a head start on dinner before Amy got home, Leonard raced into the living room, skidding a bit on the rug.

“Dad, Dad!” He said hurriedly, bouncing on the balls of his feet. His natural athleticism seemed to often manifest itself in the boy's inability to stand still at any given moment. “We’re eight rounds in and I'm running out of good hiding places, where should I go?”

“That closet in your room hasn't been cleaned in ages,” Sheldon said pointedly, standing from the couch and turning toward the kitchen. “I bet you could hide in there so long we'd forget what you looked like.”

Leonard scowled.

Sheldon patted his son on the head as he walked past him, making his way out of the room.

Marie's voice came into earshot. “Nine… ten!”

Leonard raced back up the stairs, apparently to take his father up on the suggestion.

-

Letting out a pained grunt as he shifted in the back of the closet, Leonard attempted to make himself somewhat comfortable in the limited space.

“Dad was right,” he muttered. “This place is a mess.”

... Not that he'd ever admit that out loud to said dad, of course.

Another shift in position, and an old Star Trek action figure started to speak its catchphrase as he accidentally sat on it. “Oh, shut up, Wesley,” he hissed, trying to stifle the sound with an old blanket.

It was unfortunately too little, too late, as he heard Marie's footsteps getting closer, before the closet door flung open. Leonard squinted as the light from his bedroom momentarily blinded him.

“There you are,” Marie said, as an avalanche of Leonard's belongings fell out of the closet, pooling at her feet. She kicked an old toy that had landed on her shoe aside. “You know, Mom tells you to clean your room all the time.”

“Don't be ridiculous,” Leonard grunted, attempting to extricate his long limbs from his cramped position. “Everyone knows cleaning your room doesn't include the closet.  If anything, it’s where you throw everything so your mom thinks you cleaned your room.”

Finally managing to get to his feet, Leonard took a step forward, only to bump his head on a shelf and cause a box to fall on him in the process.

“Dammit, ow -” Leonard rubbed the back of his head where the box had hit him. “What was that?”

Marie shrugged, pulling the box aside and taking a closer look. “No organizational keywords written on it, so Dad didn't put it here.”

“Why would Dad put something in my closet?” Leonard asked, kicking whatever had fallen out back into the closet, leaning into the door to get it to latch shut.

“Why does Dad do anything he does?” Marie asked, with a roll of her eyes.

“Well, I didn't put it there,” Leonard said. “Open it.”

Marie did as instructed, eyes wide with excitement, only for her face to fall once she viewed its contents.

“It’s just a bunch of old t-shirts,” she said disappointedly. “Probably for you to grow into or something.”

“Me?” Leonard pulled a shirt off the top, holding it out at arms length. “I wouldn’t wear this, I hate Green Lantern.”

“Who knows, maybe they’re hand-me-downs,” Marie rooted through the box, looking hopeful there might be something more exciting underneath the clothes. “Lame,” she said, falling back as she came up empty.

“Dinner’s almost ready, go wash up -” Sheldon appeared in the hallway, peeking his head into the room. “Where did you get that?” He asked, eyes locking in on the shirt Leonard still held in his hands.

“Uh, it was in my closet,” Leonard said, pointing at the box. “It fell on my head.”

Sheldon stepped into the room, rifling through the box and grumbling to himself. Leonard couldn't help but notice the tips of his ears were turning pink.

“Dad, what is it?"

Sheldon lifted the box into his arms, an odd expression on his face. “These are all my old shirts. Your mother seems to have hidden them in the one place nobody ever goes… your closet.”

“Yours?” Leonard took a closer look at the shirt, feeling it between his fingers.  It was clearly an older shirt, soft and well-cared for as all his father's clothes were, but the decal on the front faded from countless washes.

“She said I needed to start dressing like a -” Air quote. “Grown up’ once you two were born, and I knew there was no way all my clothes got lost in the move.”

“Mom hid all your shirts?” Marie asked.

“Taking pointers from your Aunt Penny, no doubt,” Sheldon muttered, taking the Green Lantern shirt from Leonard. “This was always one of my favorites, too.”

Marie seemed to have a renewed interest in the box, and stood on her tiptoes to peer back in while Sheldon still held it. “What about this one?” She pulled out a blue Batman one, and Sheldon looked at it with a nostalgic sort of smile.

“I wore that the day I asked your mother to be my girlfriend.” He placed the box on Leonard's desk, and dug through the box a bit more. “I wore this one the day we met.”

“How about this?” Marie pulled out a red shirt with The Flash logo on it.

“I wore that the first time your mother kissed me.”

“Ew,” Marie said, dropping it back into the box as if she'd been burned, her nose crinkled in disgust.

“Oh, she's never going to hear the end of this,” Sheldon said under his breath, just as the oven timer went off. “Hmm, it sounds like dinner is ready.”

He carefully folded the shirts and placed them back into the box, closing the lid and patting it fondly, as the three of them made their way back to the kitchen.

-

Amy had called earlier, claiming she was working late that night, and Sheldon knew that probably meant she was just meeting Penny after work, but he didn't mind.  He was having a nice time eating dinner with the kids, they were some of the only people whose fondness for spaghetti and hot dogs rivaled his own. It almost reminded him of the family dinners he'd had growing up, although he had to admit his children made for much more stimulating conversation than his siblings ever did.

Just as Marie was telling them about her upcoming spelling bee and how if she won (which of course she would), she'd be going to the state championship next, Leonard let out a groan.

Sheldon looked over and saw that his son had dropped a fork full of spaghetti on the front of his shirt.

“Aw man, I liked this shirt,” Leonard moaned, dabbing at the sauce stain with a napkin.

“Go change,” Sheldon instructed, pointing toward Leonard’s room. “I'll pre-treat it after dinner.”

“Dad, you don't have to-”

“Leonard, please,” Sheldon said. “I can get stains out of almost anything.  It's like a gift.”

Leonard rolled his eyes, but obeyed and stood from the table to change.

“Anyway, you were saying something about your spelling bee?” Sheldon turned his attention back to Marie.

“Leonard really can be exasperating sometimes, can't he, Dad?” Marie said sagely, shaking her head in a manner far beyond her years. “E-X-A-S-P-E-R-A-T-I-N-G.”

-

By the time Leonard returned, Sheldon and Marie had finished eating, and Sheldon was clearing their plates from the table.

“I made pie for dessert, but I was going to wait until your mother gets home,” Sheldon said, as Leonard sat back down to finish his dinner. “Although I'm not sure when she - what are you wearing?”

“What?” Leonard looked up from his plate.

“You're wearing my shirt,” Sheldon said, the dirty dishes momentarily forgotten.

“It's a nice shirt,” Leonard shrugged. “Since Mom doesn't want you to wear it anymore, I figured I could.”

“That is not at all what that means,” Sheldon argued.

“It was in my closet.”

“But it's mine,” Sheldon loved his son dearly, but there were some things a man just didn't share with his children.  T-shirts purchased at an old comic book store with Stuart's friends-and-family discount was one of them. “Plus, it's too big for you.”

“It's not that big,” Leonard said with another shrug. “Another growth spurt or two, and I'll be as tall as you.”

“A terrifying concept, really,” Sheldon muttered. “But very well.  I'll allow it.  The color does suit you.”

Leonard shook his head, a small smile tugging at the corners of his mouth, before turning back to his - likely now-cold - spaghetti.

-

With an exhausted sigh, Amy turned the key to the front door.  It had been a long, long day. While she knew Sheldon probably figured she had met Penny for drinks after work, she really had been just that busy at the lab today. She was very much looking forward to grabbing a bite to eat, taking a scalding hot bath, and falling immediately into bed.

Pushing the door open, she expected the kids to already be in bed, and Sheldon to be watching one of his strictly after-the-kids-go-to-sleep television programs, but was surprised to see the three of them sitting around the coffee table, playing one of those complicated board games her husband (and now in turn her children) loved so much.

“Hi, Mommy!” Marie chirped, before letting out a groan as Leonard surpassed her on the board.

“Hi you,” Amy planted a kiss on the girl's head as she passed by, dropping her purse into a nearby chair. “I thought you'd be asleep already.”

“I wanted to stay up to say goodnight to you,” Marie said, sweetly.

“Yeah, right,” Leonard scoffed. “You just didn't want to go to bed."

“It's Friday,” was all Sheldon could say to defend himself against Amy's look.

“Fair enough,” she relented, and turned away to head toward the kitchen, when she stopped in her tracks.

“Where did you find that shirt?” She asked.

“Oh, this?” Sheldon said, innocently, his hand sitting gracefully on his chest, over the decal of one of his favorite The Flash shirts.  The black one.

“And that,” Amy said, pointing at the one Leonard was wearing. “And that.” She looked over and saw Marie was also wearing one - an orange one.

“Lost in the move’,” Sheldon clicked his tongue. “Really, Amy.”

“I told you I didn't get rid of them,” Amy said.

“You just hid them in my closet,” Leonard said, seeming to enjoy his parents' bickering.

“It's not as if you can ever find anything in there,” Amy crossed her arms and raised an eyebrow at her son. “If you’d cleaned it once in awhile, you might have found that box ages ago.”

Leonard's smile disappeared.

“For your information,” Amy said, falling onto the couch beside Sheldon, poking the graphic on the aforementioned shirt. “I only hid your things away when Leonard was born because you wouldn't stop freaking out and running to do laundry every time he spit up on you. It was very inconvenient to not only have to bring spare baby clothes in the diaper bag, but to bring spare husband clothes as well.”

“Leonard has been capable of controlling his intestinal distress for a number of years now,” Sheldon pointed out.

“Well, just about the time he'd figured that out, Marie was born,” Amy said with a shrug.

“And when she got older?”

“Oh, by then I just forgot,” Amy said casually, taking a handful of pretzels from the bowl they'd been snacking on while they played the board game. “And you looked so cute in your grown-up clothes, I guess it never occurred to me to look for them."

“Gross,” Leonard scoffed.

“Yeah, gross,” Marie echoed. She moved her piece on the board to avoid looking at her parents. “I win, I win!”

“Aw man,” Leonard moaned, pushing away from the table. “No fair.”

“Alright, both of you brush your teeth and up to bed,” Sheldon said.

“I'll be up in a little bit to say goodnight,” Amy added, as the kids relented and trotted up the stairs, one after the other.

Once they were out of earshot, Amy turned to her husband and danced her fingers up his arm, before fiddling with his collar. “You know… as much as I love you in your new clothes, there is something sentimental about seeing you in this one again.”

Sheldon placed his hand over hers. “I could wear both, you know.”

Amy thought for a moment. “You don't mean just wear these over your newer ones, do you?”

Sheldon didn't reply right away, confirming her suspicions that that was precisely what he'd had in mind.

“I could wear them on alternate days.”

Amy smiled. “I suppose I'd be okay with that.” She leaned in and gave him a quick kiss. “On one condition.”

“What's that?” Sheldon eyed her warily.

“Our Christmas card this year has all three of you in those matching shirts,” Amy said. “That was so cute, especially the way it came down past Marie's knees.”

Sheldon rolled his eyes, and Amy knew his mind was swimming with comments about how much he hated Christmas, and cards, and Christmas cards, but after a moment he said, “You run a hard bargain, Amy Farrah Fowler.” He stuck his hand out for her to shake. “You've got yourself a deal.”

[pax-former]

I’ve just thought about this while writing about another head canon about tfp Optimus.

Optimus used to have sparklings of his own during the war ( sparklings which lost their parent, or were abandoned / left for dead.) the sparklings meant EVERYTHING to him.

Though, during the exodus, the soldiers left the sparklings behind WITHOUT Optimus’ consent. He went ballistic. Leaving the future generation behind. HIS SPARKLINGS. Ratchet had to put him under anesthesia to calm him.

Optimus shut everyone out for a few months, but eventually just stopped… feeling. He knew war was cruel, and resources were running low.

There was no choice.

He became more of a dead mech as time passed by. He became numb by the second. That was until, he met the human children.

When Optimus was introduced to Jack, Miko and Raf he instantly clicked with them. They were so small, and fragile, and- HOW DID THEY EVEN SURVIVE?!?

 Optimus just instantly adopted them without any hesitation, and the children didn’t even mind that a million year old robot adopted them, they’re just chill about it.

June and Fowler were somewhat concerned about this, but they passed it aside since it seemed the children didn’t have any problems with it. (Though, June isn’t having any of it and did talk to Optimus about it rather rudely, which caused a huge argument between them.) June and Optimus aren’t in good relations with each other. (Whenever they see each other, June brings it up and they both have a quarrel until someone stops them. Mainly Ratchet has to deal with it.

The team is somewhat happy to see the prime more lively and happy. Though they are quite concerned about Him and June’s relationship.

Ratchet is just happy to see Optimus so lively again after the devastation during the Exodus. Though, It’s quite annoying when he has to be the one to stop their argument. It stops him doing anything productive.

And they’re LOUD.

The children are NOT a fan of the argument, but they love Optimus just like a dad and June isn’t going to take this away from them. Jack loves his mother, but wished she would just hear him out instead of going full rampage on him.

That’s just it lol.

[space-sakura]

How to be a good father

Step 1 : Follow as in the picture.

[detroitbecomefandom]

Hank: Can I have a new partner?

Fowler: Why? You have Connor

Hank: Exactly. I don’t want Connor, he’s weird

Fowler: Tell you what: Go on this one mission with him and when you get back, I’ll assign you a new partner

Hank: Ugh, fine

[After the mission]

Fowler: Welcome back! I have that new partner-

Hank, carrying Connor on his shoulders: Nah I’m keeping him

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

"What's best for me is to let me use this tech you put inside my body to do some good."

The Ark S02E11 It Will Be Over Soon.

[abijahfowler]

an important video analysis

(warning the end is loud 🫶)

[gyroidroves]

Oh god i have so many thoughts about the sonic movie

[superpussyking]

Fowler wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, falls out of bed and pulls himself up to his desk and starts writing a letter that says 'dear rigel, you need to get me PREGNANT NOW" and then passes out again

[theromanticrationalist]

Amy: "Alright, mister! You owe Howard and Bernadette an apology." Sheldon: "Perhaps you're right. I'm sorry for my behavior. I've had alcohol and it's caused me to be inappropriate." Howard: "Don't worry about it." Amy: "Thank you." Sheldon: "Ain't she great?" Amy: *blushing* "Sheldon. . ." Sheldon: "Now how's about you get us a couple of beers!" *wallops Amy's behind with a good one* The Big Bang Theory 7x09 "The Thanksgiving Decoupling"

[sunset-synthetica]

[imadumdumjewel]

帥氣的老爸蘭德爾，作為人夫人父仍然帥到不行

Dad-all (yeah stupid portmanteau pun for Dad and Randall) is handsome whether he has beard or not

Theresa EXE has shut down to gushing mode lmao

Man their kids are offscreen embarrassed by their parents being so outwardly affectionate lmao

[the-queen-of-hell-666]

2024 Kinktober Masterlist

I'm so sorry for not posting like at all this year but it's been a very long year. College classes started up again this fall and I'm swamped with work. This is my list for Kinktober this year. I will do my best to keep up but anywho, I hope you enjoy!

Banners by @vase-of-lilies

Key: Fluff; 🌙 // Angst; 👿 // Smut; 🔥 // Dark; 🕸️

Day 1: Deepthroating/Facesitting (Daryl Dixon (Prison Era) x Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 2: Semi-Public Sex (Ransom Drysdale x Nurse!Fem!Reader)🔥

Day 3: Knotting (Alpha!Jim Hopper x Assistant!Omega!Fem!Reader)🌙🔥

Day 4: Phone Sex (John Winchester x Hunter!Fem!Reader)🌙🔥

Day 5: Squirting (Obsessive!Perv!Billy Hargrove x Bimbo!Fem!Reader) 🔥

Day 6: Cuckolding (Shy!Jake Jensen x FemmeFatal!Fem!Reader x Franklin Clay) 🌙🔥

Day 7: Biting/Marking (Possessive!Bucky Barnes x Avenger!Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 8: Morning Sex (CACW!Steve Rogers x Avenger!Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 9: Praise Kink (Insecure!Geralt of Rivia x Healer!Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 10: Mommy Kink (Needy!Johnny Storm (CE) x Mommy!Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥👿

Day 11: Caught (Daryl Dixon (Prison Era) x Fem!Reader) 🔥

Day 12: Sex Toys (Lawyer!Sam Winchester x Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 13: Virginity Kink (Professor!Logan Howlett x Virgin!Mutant!Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 14: Shotgunning (Needy!Ransom Drysdale x Nurse!Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 15: Tentacles (Part-Kraken!Steve Rogers x Princess!Fem!Reader) 🕸️🔥

Day 16: Spanking (Johnny Storm (CE) x Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 17: Breeding (Wolf-Hybrid!Geralt of Rivia x Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 18: Tittyfucking (Wade Wilson x Plus-Sized!X-Men!Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 19: Hate Sex (Erik Lehnsherr x X-Men!Fem!Reader) 👿🌙🔥

Day 20: Edging (Young!Logan Howlett (X-Men1) x Professor!Mutant!Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 21: Dub-con/Non-con (Dark!Lloyd Hansen x Innocent!Fem!Reader) 🕸️👿🔥

Day 22: Stripping (CEO!Nick Fowler x Stripper!Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 23: Anal Sex (Dark!Steve Kemp x Innocent!Fem!Reader) 🕸️👿🔥

Day 24: Pegging (Brat!Wade Wilson x Mean!Dom!Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 25: Lactation (Dad!Steve Rogers x Mom!Pregnant!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 26: Age Difference (Older!Daryl Dixon (Alexandria Era) x 20s!Sunshine!Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 27: Gagging (Mob!Bucky Barnes x Bimbo!Fem!Reader)

Day 28: DP in One Hole (CEO!Married!Stucky x Assistant!Fem!Reader)

Day 29: Gloryhole (Jim Hopper x Fem!Reader)

Day 30: Panty Raid/Panty Kink (Shy!Perv!Jake Jensen x Slight!Perv!Fem!Reader)

Day 31: Videoing (Camboy!Eddie Munson x Girlfriend!Fem!Reader)

[harrysfolklore]

Do you think we can get an Insta blurb with face claim as Georgia Fowler? Idk she’s just sooo pretty!

tysm for the request! i hope you like this 💕

MASTERLIST | MY PATREON

2015

liked by bellahadid, harrystyles and 48,836 others

yourinstagram Good morning sunshines ☀️

view all 2,937 comments

ynfan1 STUNNING

selenagomez That’s my bestie ❤️

harryupdates Harry liked this post !

↳harryfan1 of course she’s a victoria secret model

ynfan2 best girlll

liked by harryfan1, harryfan2 and 10,826 others

harryupdates Harry on model YN’s snapchat story !

view all 968 comments

harryfan1 OH GOOOODDD

ynfan1 omfg they’re dating

harryfan2 idk how to feel

harryfan3 he looks so cuddly

2016

liked by harryfan1, harryfan2 and 12,836 others

harryupdates Harry and YN in St Barts today 😬

view all 1,004 comments

harryfan1 oh lord

ynfan1 we knew this was coming

harryfan2 harry this is literally the second day of the year

ynfan2 CUTIES

liked by niallhoran, yourinstagram and 3,927,290 others

harrystyles Happy New Year x

COMMENTS ON THIS POST HAVE BEEN LIMITED

2020

liked by harrystyles, selenagomez and 1,023,678 others

yourinstagram thank you for loving me for 1826 days. happy anniversary my love 🤍

view all 39,826 comments

ynfan1 AWEEEEE

harryfan1 my bub

bellahadid Happy Anniversary loves ❤️

harryfan2 THAT PIC IS SO BOYFRIEND

ynfan2 and some harry fans swore they wouldn’t last

harrystyles You make me so happy x

↳ harryfan3 STOP RIGHT NOW

liked by spaceykacey, yourinstagram and 5,023,836 others

harrystyles Half a decade with you. I love you x

view all 76,098 comments

harryfan1 AHHHH

ynfan1 they always post each other

annetwist ❤️

jefezoff 🥺

harryfan2 wow they’re pretty committed

yourinstagram I love you so much, bubs 🤍

↳ ynfan2 my heart

2021

FANS VIA TWITTER

//

liked by emrata, harrystyles and 2,017,549 others

yourinstagram It’s been hard to keep this one quiet, but now it’s pretty hard to hide. Harry and I couldn’t be happier to share our exciting news with you. We cannot wait to meet you little one and begin our next chapter together. The best is yet to come 🤍

view all 59,023 comments

ynfan1 OMFGGGGG

harryfan1 NO WAY NO WAY

arianagrande 🥺🤍

emilyblunt Congratulations to your two ❤️ Loveliest family

harryfan2 HARRY IS GOING TO BE A DAD

ynfan2 she’s going to be the prettiest mummy

harrystyles I can’t wait to start a family with you, lover x

↳ harryfan3 STOP IT

liked by yourinstagram, sza and 7,937,629 others

harrystyles Final month. We can’t wait to meet you, baby x

view all 81,026 comments

harryfan1 AHHH IM MELTING

ynfan1 SHES GORGEOUS

annetwist Stunning ❤️

harryfan2 WHAT IF THEY HAVE A GIRL

harryfan3 do y’all realize that almost all of the one direction members had babies out of wedlock 😭

↳ yourinstagram 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😂

niallhoran Sending love to you and your missus!

↳ harryfan1 NARRY IS SO ALIVE

liked by adele, yourinstagram and 10,826,189 others

harrystyles Faye Anne Styles. Welcome to the world, baby x

view all 102,087 comments

harryfan1 OMFGGGG

ynfan1 FAYE ANNE THATS SUCH A CUTE NAME

spaceykacey Congratulations 💗

annetwist My perfect granddaughter ❤️

harryfan2 HARRY IS OFFICIALLY A DILF

selenagomez I can’t believe my best friend is a mummy now 🥹

yourinstagram I’m (literally) living in a daydream

2023

liked by harryfan1, harryfan2 and 5,092 others

theharrytea IS THIS ABOUT HARRY AND YN????

view all 901 comments

harryfan1 not y’all believing deuxmoi

ynfan1 ALL THOSE CELEBRITIES WOAH

harryfan2 THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

ynfan2 LORD IM COMING UP

liked by harrystyles, yourinstagram and 1,029,728 others

niallhoran LOVE WINS 🥰

view all 49,278 comments

niallfan1 BABYYYY

harryfan1 call me crazy but this looks like a wedding attire

↳ ynfan1 those wedding rumors don’t sound so crazy now

harrystyles Thank you for always being there, brother x

↳ narryfan1 MY NARRY HEART

yourinstagram we love you ❤️

↳ harryfan2 THEY FR GOT MARRIED

liked by dualipa, yourinstagram and 6,937,579 others

selenagomez I got to be my best friend’s maid of honor 🥺 Life = made

view all 87,389 comments

selenafan1 BEAUTY ynfan1 OMG YN AND HARRY FR GOT MARRIED

arianagrande 💓

harryfan1 MY BABIES ARE MARRIED

yourinstagram you're my sister forever ily 🥺

ynfan2 I NEED THE WEDDING PICS but also whenever they feel like it

harrystyles Much love, Sel-sel x

↳ harryfan2 MY HEARTTTT

liked by dualipa, yourinstagram and 4,098,278 others

voguemagazine @yourinstagram and @harrystyles are married! The couple tied the knot in Italy, on Harry's property, which doubles as an event venue, surrounded by family and friends. YN and Harry plan to celebrate with a larger wedding in California in the fall. "This past weekend was supposed to be an intimate event, but we ended up having 115 guests in the end because there are a lot of people we care about, and we wanted them all to be there," says YN Styles.

Tap the link in our bio for an exclusive look inside the couple's wedding.

view all 49,005 comments

harryfan1 OH LORDDDDD

ynfan1 OUR BABIES

adele ❤

harryfan2 WDYM ELTON JOHN PERFORMED THEIR FIRST DANCE SONG ???'

ynfan2 so many celebrities were in attendance i cant

emilyblunt Congratulations 😍

liked by harrystyles, sza and 5,098,378 others

yourinstagram So many things to say about this last few days, but right now I'll leave it at this: I have the hottest husband in the world.

view all 87,936 comments

ynfan1 I CAAAANT

harryfan1 SHES SO ME

annetwist 😍😍

ynfan2 shes so real for this

niallhoran Love you mates !

harryfan2 she said emotional post ??? nahhh let me flex my husband

harrystyles I love youuuuu, wifey x

↳ harryfan3 STOP THIS MADNESS

liked by adele, yourinstagram and 10,056,389 others

harrystyles Beautiful daughter. Beautiful wife. Beautiful life x

view all 102,826 comments

harryfan1 NO I CANTTTT

ynfan1 this is so beautiful

jefezoff ❤️❤️

harryfan2 little val on their wedding 🥹🥹 my heart

taylorswift Much love to your beautiful family 💕

↳ harryfan3 TAYLOR ?????

ynfan2 we’ve come a long way 🥲

gemmachan 🤍

yourinstagram thank you for giving me all that i’ve dreamed of and more, i love you

↳ ynfan3 STOOOP

taglist: @lightsoutstyles @willowpains @straightontilmornin @sleutherclaw @gimsaysay @hazzassmirk @platinumbarbie143 @musicforcinemas @celesteblack08 @scntfrhs @eleanordaisy @lomlolivia @iceebabies @iloveshawn @be-with-me-so-happily @watermelonsugacry @rayisthehoe @drewrry

[witchofthesouls]

Here me out, what if the Nakadai family was something similar to Tatsu and Miku from The Way of the Househusband?

It goes a long way on explaining why Miko the way she is.

We know Jack's mom June is a strong-willed woman while Raf's mom is a bit of a force of nature, but God only knows what Miko's mother will have been like had she been introduced into the series and what she's capable of.

[theonion]

TUSCALOOSA, AL—As he shook his head and chuckled to himself at how small a world it was, sources reported Tuesday that local deadbeat dad Clayton Fowler had walked out on so many women and the children he fathered with them that he had accidentally abandoned his way back to his original family. “Ha, what do you know? I thought your mother looked familiar when I picked her up at the bar,” said the father of an unknown number of children, appearing greatly amused at the coincidence of having deserted the most recent of his families only to be reunited with the now-teenage son and daughter he left behind over a decade ago.

Full story.