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[the-queen-of-hell-666]

Blackout

Kinktober 2024 - Day 1

Pairing: Daryl Dixon (Prison Era) x Fem!Reader

Kink: Deepthroating/Facesitting

Word Count: 900+

Summary: A late night moment shared between you and your archer.

Warnings: explicit language, explicit sexual content (facesitting, oral sex (f! and m! receiving), deepthroating, light breast play, light grinding), soft!Daryl, fluff, brief loss of consciousness

a/n: Here's day 1 of kinktober 2024! This is my first time writing for Daryl but I binged TWD and loved it so we're branching out this year!

Banners by @vase-of-lilies

You hummed a soft tune as you curled up in the bottom bunk of your shared cell as you wrote in your journal about your run with the others. You were wearing fuzzy socks, Daryl found for you, with a pair of white lace panties, and one of Daryl’s sleeveless flannels. You finished your journal entry as the sheet was pulled open and Daryl slipped in. He was freshly showered, his hair still dripping water and he was in a white-ish tank top and flannel pajama pants. He gave you a crooked grin before blowing out the lantern and he climbed into bed with you and helped you two get under the blankets and he pulled you into his arms. 

“Did you enjoy your shower, love?” You hummed as you laid on his chest and leaned up to kiss his neck softly. 

“Mhm.” Daryl grunted as his strong calloused hands trailed down to your chest and moved to your hips and back up your, his, shirt to cup your breasts as his lips trailed down your cheek and to your neck. You giggled softly and leaned into his hands, your giggles turned into a quiet moan as his fingers gently pinched your nipples. 

You leaned against his chest and moved to press your ass against his growing erection. “What’s up with you tonight? I usually have to beg to get any action.” You sighed as you turned your head to kiss his jaw. 

“Was gone ‘bout two days. Missed my gal.” He mumbled against your skin, “Fuck, missed you.” He hummed before turning you around to have you sit on his chest and his hands gripped your ass. His thumbs hooked under your panty hem and slowly pulled them down and off of your body. You let out a pleased sound as he yanked you up his body and to hover over his mouth. 

You gasped softly as he leaned up to drag his tongue through your slit, “Dar, what are you doing?” You asked breathlessly as his blue eyes met yours. 

“Want ya to sit on ma face, sweetheart.” He smirked and before you could say anything, he yanked you down on his face. He started teasing your clit and your outer folds with his tongue and lightly sucking on your cunt. You let out a tiny gasp before it turned into a moan but you caught yourself and bit your lip as Daryl started lapping in between your folds. His hands gripped your hips tight and made sure you sat your full weight on his face. 

You let out soft gasps as you arched your back and leaned your hands back on his thighs. He sucked your clit into his mouth before letting it go with a pop and moving his tongue down to your hole. His tongue thrusted into you and your walls clenched around the muscle tight as your hips started grinding down on his face. His nose rubbed against your clit as he continued his assault on your cunt with his mouth. You gasped little “uh uh’s” as your climax came closer with each suck and thrust of his tongue and mouth. His hands rubbed up and down your hips and back to your ass and he spanked your ass softly as he continued eating you out like it was his job. 

You reached behind you to gently pull his cock out of his pants and boxers and he was leaking pre-cum down his shaft. You licked your lips before you gently moved your body so you were facing away from him so you could lean down and take his leaking head into your mouth. You hummed softly around his tip and circled your tongue around his slit before taking him deeper down your throat. Daryl grunted against your cunt as he felt your tight throat constrict around his sensitive cock. You moaned around him as he gave your clit a playful graze of his teeth. You started moving your head up and down, licking up and down his shaft and swallowing around his thick length. He jolted as you took him to the root before moving back up to tease and suck on his tip. 

You moaned louder as the band in your belly snapped and you came on Daryl’s mouth and face. He quickly lapped up your cum and helped you through your orgasm. His muffled groan was all the warning you got before he was cumming straight down your throat, coating the back of your throat with his spend. You had to pull back and swallow his cum with a huff of a laugh. You gently pulled off his face with shaking legs and you turned to look at him and his eyes were closed and he had a smirk on his face. You giggled and laid on his chest and caressed his cheek softly. 

“You still with me?” You giggled but he only twitched and you sat up and looked at him with worry.  You slapped his chest gently and he came to with a jolt, making you let out a relieved sigh. “Fuck, you scared me.” 

Daryl smirked at you as he licked his lips, “Blacked out a lil’.” He chuckled as his hands went to your hips and he rubbed them softly. “Worth it.” He winked making you roll your eyes playfully. 

“Idiot.” You giggled and he pulled you to lay on his chest and he pulled the blankets up around you two after you tucked him back into his boxers and pants. You nuzzled into his neck feeling the exhaustion wash over you. “Love you, Dar.” 

“Love ya, darlin’.” He grunted before kissing your head, and you closed your eyes and quickly fell asleep.

[bustincyder]

[contemplatingoutlander]

It has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to endorse Harris for president

Isn’t this what a newspaper is supposed to do?

I love that The Washington Post satirist Alexandra Petri took it upon herself to endorse Harris for her paper after Bezos pulled the plug on the editorial board doing so. This is a gift🎁link, so feel free to read the entire article. Below are some excerpts:

The Washington Post is not bothering to endorse a candidate in the 2024 presidential election. (Jeff Bezos, the founder of Blue Origin and the founder and executive chairman of Amazon and Amazon Web Services, also owns The Post.) We as a newspaper suddenly remembered, less than two weeks before the election, that we had a robust tradition 50 years ago of not telling anyone what to do with their vote for president. It is time we got back to those “roots,” I’m told! Roots are important, of course. As recently as the 1970s, The Post did not endorse a candidate for president. As recently as centuries ago, there was no Post and the country had a king! [...] But if I were the paper, I would be a little embarrassed that it has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to make our presidential endorsement. I will spare you the suspense: I am endorsing Kamala Harris for president, because I like elections and want to keep having them. Let me tell you something. I am having a baby (It’s a boy!), and he is expected on Jan. 6, 2025 (It’s a … Proud Boy?). This is either slightly funny or not at all funny.  [...] Well, that world [the baby will be born into] will look very different, depending on the outcome of November’s election, and I care which world my kid gets born into. I also live here myself. And I happen to care about the people who are already here, in this world. Come to think of it, I have a lot of reasons for caring how the election goes. I think it should be obvious that this is not an election for sitting out. The case for Donald Trump is “I erroneously think the economy used to be better? I know that he has made many ominous-sounding threats about mass deportations, going after his political enemies, shutting down the speech of those who disagree with him (especially media outlets), and that he wants to make things worse for almost every category of person — people with wombs, immigrants, transgender people, journalists, protesters, people of color — but … maybe he’ll forget.” “But maybe he’ll forget” is not enough to hang a country on! [...] I’m just a humor columnist. I only know what’s happening because our actual journalists are out there reporting, knowing that their editors have their backs, that there’s no one too powerful to report on, that we would never pull a punch out of fear. That’s what our readers deserve and expect: that we are saying what we really think, reporting what we really see; that if we think Trump should not return to the White House and Harris would make a fine president, we’re going to be able to say so. That’s why I, the humor columnist, am endorsing Kamala Harris by myself! [color/ emphasis added]

How far The Washington Post has fallen into the "darkness" it used to work so hard to ward off to help keep our democracy alive.

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[maturenaughtygirls]

[valyrfia]

damn our boyfriends are busy what a shame oh well at least we get to take each other on a date in ferrari hospitality <3

[idiotsonlyevent]

throwing my hat in the ring with my own cunty chilchuck amv that happens to push the slavchuck agenda w a classic russian club banger (and a companion to my yalla senshi amv!)

[fanofspooky]

Scream Queen - Alexandra Daddario

[mizgnomer]

David Tennant as Romeo in the Royal Shakespeare Company’s Romeo and Juliet (2000) - Part Fifteen

Photo credits include:  Shakespeare Birthplace Trust, photostage.co.uk, the Royal Shakespeare Company, and more

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Alexandra Daddario

[jo-com]

✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ ➛ My Masterlist

Please do not plagiarize or copy my work!! It's okay to take ideas in some of my work but please don't own it!

Formula 1 drivers

➛ CHARLES LECLERC

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ ➛ Mine

₊˚⊹♡ ➛ le mien

⊹.˚���˚୨୧⋆｡➛ Like why are you so obsessed with me?

➛ CARLOS SAINZ

˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚ ➛ Spoiled

⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ ➛ Eye Catching

˙ ✩°˖🫐 ⋆｡˚꩜ ➛ Friend or Foe

୧ ‧₊˚ 🍮 ⋅ ☆ ➛Best Friend Material?

➛ OSCAR PIASTRI

‎₊˚⊹ 𐦍༘⋆₊ ⊹ ➛ Shots

𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒✧˚ ༘ ⋆ ➛ Opposite

🩰 ‧₊˚ ⋅* ‧₊ ୨ৎ ➛ Bambi

⊹.˚🪞˚୨୧⋆｡➛ Like why are you so obsessed with me?

˙ . ꒷ 🍰 . 𖦹˙➛ I am right here!

➛ LANDO NORRIS

˙ ✩°˖🫐 ⋆｡˚꩜ ➛ Friend or Foe

୧ ‧₊˚ 💐⋅ ☆ ➛ You bagged that?

‧₊ ᵎᵎ 🍒 ⋅ ˚ ➛ A way to a dog lover’s heart

➛ MAX VERSTAPPEN

𐙚‧₊˚📒✩ ₊˚ ➛ Cousins?

₊˚.🎧 ✩｡☕ ➛ So this is love?

⋆🍨｡𖦹 °✩ ➛ The little Things

➛ OLLIE BEARMAN

✧˖°🌷📎⋆˚｡⋆୨ ➛ Paddock Princess

➛ POLY RELATIONSHIPS

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨♡୧⋆➛ Baby Fever (Charles x fem!reader x Alex)

˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚ ➛ Clingy (Charles x fem!reader x Alex)

˙✧˖°📷 ༘ ⋆｡° ➛ Recital (Max x fem!reader x Charles)

₊˚ʚ 🌱 ₊˚✧ ﾟ. ➛ Home (Charles x fem!reader x Alex)

🎀 ⊹˚. ♡ ➛ Whipped (Charles x fem!reader x Alex)

༘⋆₊ ⊹🔭 ⋆｡˚ ➛ No.1 Supporters (Charles x fem!reader x Alex)

⊹₊ ⋆ᝰ.ᐟִ ࣪🎀 ➛ Feral (Charles x fem!reader x Alex)

𖦹 ׂ 𓈒🐚 ೀ ➛ Two sides (Charles x fem!reader x Carlos)

🎧₊ ꪆৎ ˚⋆. ➛ The other Woman (Charles x fem!reader x Alex)

⋆｡˚ 🩹༝༚➛ Healed (Charles x Ex!fem!reader x Alex)

Harry Potter

➛ THEODORE NOTT

🎸⋆⭒˚｡⋆ ➛ Band

𓍢ִ໋🎂 ༘ ⋆˚🌷 ➛ Accent

➛ DRACO MALFOY

୭🧷✧˚. 🎀 ➛ Jealousy jealousy

Enhypen

➛ PARK SUNGHOON

🫧⋆｡˚ ➛ Jake’s Sister

…

Made this so you guys don’t have to keep scrolling and this will be updated every time i make a new story, Also my request are always open!! thanks for the love and support guys💋💋

[the-queen-of-hell-666]

2024 Kinktober Masterlist

I'm so sorry for not posting like at all this year but it's been a very long year. College classes started up again this fall and I'm swamped with work. This is my list for Kinktober this year. I will do my best to keep up but anywho, I hope you enjoy!

Banners by @vase-of-lilies

Key: Fluff; 🌙 // Angst; 👿 // Smut; 🔥 // Dark; 🕸️

Day 1: Deepthroating/Facesitting (Daryl Dixon (Prison Era) x Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 2: Semi-Public Sex (Ransom Drysdale x Nurse!Fem!Reader)🔥

Day 3: Knotting (Alpha!Jim Hopper x Assistant!Omega!Fem!Reader)🌙🔥

Day 4: Phone Sex (John Winchester x Hunter!Fem!Reader)🌙🔥

Day 5: Squirting (Obsessive!Perv!Billy Hargrove x Bimbo!Fem!Reader) 🔥

Day 6: Cuckolding (Shy!Jake Jensen x FemmeFatal!Fem!Reader x Franklin Clay) 🌙🔥

Day 7: Biting/Marking (Possessive!Bucky Barnes x Avenger!Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 8: Morning Sex (CACW!Steve Rogers x Avenger!Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 9: Praise Kink (Insecure!Geralt of Rivia x Healer!Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 10: Mommy Kink (Needy!Johnny Storm (CE) x Mommy!Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥👿

Day 11: Caught (Daryl Dixon (Prison Era) x Fem!Reader) 🔥

Day 12: Sex Toys (Lawyer!Sam Winchester x Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 13: Virginity Kink (Professor!Logan Howlett x Virgin!Mutant!Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 14: Shotgunning (Needy!Ransom Drysdale x Nurse!Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 15: Tentacles (Part-Kraken!Steve Rogers x Princess!Fem!Reader) 🕸️🔥

Day 16: Spanking (Johnny Storm (CE) x Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 17: Breeding (Wolf-Hybrid!Geralt of Rivia x Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 18: Tittyfucking (Wade Wilson x Plus-Sized!X-Men!Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 19: Hate Sex (Erik Lehnsherr x X-Men!Fem!Reader) 👿🌙🔥

Day 20: Edging (Young!Logan Howlett (X-Men1) x Professor!Mutant!Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 21: Dub-con/Non-con (Dark!Lloyd Hansen x Innocent!Fem!Reader) 🕸️👿🔥

Day 22: Stripping (CEO!Nick Fowler x Stripper!Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 23: Anal Sex (Dark!Steve Kemp x Innocent!Fem!Reader) 🕸️👿🔥

Day 24: Pegging (Brat!Wade Wilson x Mean!Dom!Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 25: Lactation (Dad!Steve Rogers x Mom!Pregnant!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 26: Age Difference (Older!Daryl Dixon (Alexandria Era) x 20s!Sunshine!Fem!Reader) 🌙🔥

Day 27: Gagging (Mob!Bucky Barnes x Bimbo!Fem!Reader)

Day 28: DP in One Hole (CEO!Married!Stucky x Assistant!Fem!Reader)

Day 29: Gloryhole (Jim Hopper x Fem!Reader)

Day 30: Panty Raid/Panty Kink (Shy!Perv!Jake Jensen x Slight!Perv!Fem!Reader)

Day 31: Videoing (Camboy!Eddie Munson x Girlfriend!Fem!Reader)

[bustincyder]

[marypickfords]

Behind the scenes of Les deux orphelines vampires (Jean Rollin, 1997)

[alexandraprivet]

Barbie: Princess Charm School (2011) + letterboxd reviews

[rinkasisopods]

colours in figure skating ▶ red

[spikershoyo]

summer in monte carlo, monaco + alexandra saint-mleux mood board