#d.a.m.n.

[dani-ya-dig]

I have seen at least 5 different people complain abt the new DAMN squad audio on tik tok. Why?? I love it I thought it was great!

“It feels like they are all doing their own thing and ignoring freelancer”. Look there is only so much that can be done to include the listener into audios like that and still keep it ambiguous and even with that considered I think it was great! It just felt like a bunch of friends hanging out. Freelancer was very much included, they just weren’t the subject of the audio, which is what hanging out in a group of people is like. And even then they had like little moments where Gavin would just have a little side with FL and even kissing them. Like why are they mad??

And then like some people were mad abt Gavin teasing Lasko abt the 7 11 thing and making innuendos towards him. WHERE TF HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE DAMN STORY??? THATS WHAT GAV DOES WITH LASKO!! HE TEASES HIM! Also that’s even without getting into how Gavin presents himself in situations where he doesn’t know the people well because he has been boiled down to nothing more than sex which was like the biggest part of his character development so how can you just ignore that??

Ugh this is a stupid ramble but it bothers me sm.

[eggyboyoart]

I want a freelancer revenge arc.

In the E&E games (Alternate universe where Inversion didn't happen), I want freelancer to scheme with Lasko to be placed in the exact same events as Kody and one-up him in everything.

'A freelancer can never be as good as a specialist' my ass, I want freelancer to absolutely OBLITERATE Kody in every. single. event, then act like it was no big deal.

Freelancer, who placed first and speaking VERY loudly: oh yeah, that event? so easy, barely even broke a sweat haha >:3

Kody, who placed second behind them:

[acryptidwearingacooltie]

D.A.N.M Polycule Holiday Headcanons

Huxley bakes cookies every year cause it reminds him of Christmas with his moms

Damian goes to see the lights every year when his mom has the time (she makes sure to take at least one night off to do it with him every year)

Gavin has no idea what the holidays are really about or what the traditions are but he loves doing and learning about the activities with everyone

Lasko was raised Jewish but hasn't really celebrated since he left home, and honestly low key resents the holiday at first because of what happened with his family. The rest of the group bought him a Menorah when they learned about this

The first time Hux invites everyone over to bake with him Lasko ends up crying cause he realizes what he's been missing out on all these years

The others hug and cuddle him until he feels better, somebody brings him a large cup of hot cocoa with lots of whipped cream and a dusting of cinnamon it was Damian, to help make him feel better. The poor boy only cries harder.

Lasko stops crying because Damian said something meaning to be comforting and Gavin makes some innuendo about it and Damian loses his mind.

Freelancer teams up with Damian to make a wonderful Holiday dinner for everyone

Damian loves the Christmas horror movies, he watched Krampus multiple times the year it came out.

Huxley, Gavin, and Lasko set up a "blanket fort" which really ends up being a large pallet of blankets cause they couldn't find enough blankets to make a roof, and the whole group makes a cuddle puddle while watching Christmas movies and eating the fresh baked cookies

They watch Damian's pick first, the horror, and Lasko is hiding in Huxley's side the whole time

Then they watch a Halmark Romcom, Hux and Lasko's pick, Gavin has a field day with this cheesyness

And they finish the night with Jim Cary's The Grinch, Freelancer's pick

Gavin is really confused about the religious aspects of the holiday but damn does this boy have the Christmas spirit. After watching the shitty romcom he immediately suggests they all go caroling

He also insists they leave out milk and cookies for Santa , the others aren't sure if he thinks Santa is real or not but none of them wanna ruin it if he does so they don't say anything and make sure everybody gets a present from Santa under the tree just in case

Speaking of, their tree is fresh, insisted upon by Huxley, and they all went to the store and picked out some ornaments separately so the tree is a beautiful mishmash of all of their tastes

They all fall asleep cuddled up on the floor, with half finished hot cocoas and a huge plate of cookies obviously decorated by the 5 of them

[falkea]

Exploring more details of Cecillie the stressed out water elemental.

[propertyofsamcollins]

I already know Dear is fine as hell. I'm relistening to their first audio and they literally SAT ON HIS DESK.

Like, I just KNOW they're a baddie.

[gayest-of-frogs]

MY D.A.M.N. ENROLLMENT BUNDLE CAME IN HOLY SHIT!!!! (Review of it coming later tonight)

Screw Hogwarts, I'm going to D.A.M.N.

[moronkyne]

More Poly!D.A.M.N (?)

Or platonic. Take them as you please. Some of these are purely just platonic in my eyes but WHO AM I TO SAY?

-> Imagine AFAB Freelancer with period cramps using Damien as a heatpad. He’s just half asleep and reading while Freelancer is snoring their ass off, cuddling him.

-> Freelancer and Lasko are the Ricky Montgomery Stan’s out of all of the Redacted characters (Maybe the exception of Elliott) so imagine them belting out ‘black fins’ or ‘line without a hook’, hell, if you know Ricky’s old band, The Honeysuckles, ‘out like a light’

-> Huxley combing through Laskos curls. They’re damp, soaked, and straighten slightly with each brush through Laskos hair just to bounce back up. Rubbing and massaging oils and conditioners into the locs :3

-> Damien and Lasko cuddling. That’s it. They’ve both had long days. Ignorant people can drain the life out of out, it’s true. Lasko tucking his head into Damien’s chest as they lay one the bed, Damien’s legs around Laskos waist.

-> Ohhh nothing just. Gavin doing Dears skincare since they’ve been so demotivated. Kissing Dear all over as he runs them a bath and holds them, telling them that he and their partners will take care of them. Huxley making popcorn and Freelancer finding a movie for all of them to watch.

-> Freelancer piercing Damien’s Septum—And then Gavin convinced Lasko to let Freelancer do his helix. One of them shed a few tears. The other definitely has piercings in other places.

[almost-correct-quotes]

why would you say poly damn crew when you could say polydamnory

[dani-ya-dig]

Relistening to FL season 1 really makes me realize how much it was put on the back burner.

Like I understand that it kind of had to be in order for other storyline to get some progression so I’m not mad about it. But I’m also not gonna sit here and say that I’m not a little disappointed.

Like we never hear back about Damien and FL starting he club to help human borns or how that is going.

Hux graduates entirely and it’s like barely mentioned.

Gavin should have gotten his full certification by now, but again just nothing about that at all.

We haven’t heard from Caelum since after the inversion (I mean I think I kind of know why but it’s still upsetting to me).

And now with Lasko having a listener it’s kind of sad that we aren’t going to get as much content of him with the DAMN crew as we are going to hear from him as a romantic character.

Again, I fully get it that other storylines needed their time to shine and now is kind of the vamps and the wolves time (or at least david and darlin, bc ash and Milo really haven’t gotten that much stand alone content) but I just really miss these characters and I guess this was just me going on a little rant about that.

[brainrotcharacters]

The thing is, I don't picture Lasko with glasses. I picture him with eternally messy hair, either windswept from his magic or from him fiddling with it. I picture him tall and lean. Which makes it all the more imposing whenever he does stop fidgeting and stuttering.

I picture Damien to dress semi-casually or semi-formally. He makes an effort to look as serious as he acts; he's conscientious about the perception of others because it translates to how they'll be receptive to what he has to say. But there's just that spark of wildfire there that he can never quite hide. I'd like to think he was in some kind of three piece suit during the inversion, and it gradually got damaged and he'd needed to roll the sleeves up to better use his flames and blast the shades.

The first time I heard Huxley, I saw him with bulky shoulders and earth-y fingertips, as if he's never quite completely detached from the earth that his magic is so attuned to. He has smile lines. He has both of his mom's eyes. Not in color, but in fondness. His square jaw clenched when he learned how Freelancer was assaulted by Kody.

We don't talk about Kody.

Gavin is one of those cunts (affectionately) who regardless of how laid back or how formal their wardrobe is, he still has that asshole big money walk to him. This is only in public, and when the crew isn't with him. I saw that crooked smile and I can imagine how masterful he is at the triangle trick. I expected him and Freelancer to have sex earlier actually.

What I'm about to say is weird: Freelancer has a gorgeous neck. The muscles in it flicker when they're frazzled or flustered. When they tilt their head and their hair falls to one side, everybody who was already watching them stop breathing for a second. Gavin gravitated to that neck when he had to ground himself and make that shield during the inversion.

Weird take #2 Dear has beautiful arms and hands. Pianist guitarist fingers. They look the prettiest when Dear is using magic and summoning a strand of water. The students made surveys on what was the most distracting about them, and they easily reached an agreement. When they asked Lasko out and sat at the edge of the desk, they propped their chin on their fingers and Lasko nearly had an aneurysm. It was amazing.

[ssecond-hand-faith]

Drip, drip, drop little April shower

Cringetober Day Eighteen: Fandom AU

AU where Freelancer either has the worst luck, or the worst taste, in history and ends up with Kody

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

Gavin

Gavout

[skunkox]

Who am I sharing classes with?

Ya'll! If we do this right, we can live off of cheese bread.

Getting myself a Walkman for Christmas. Your girl got a convention to go to this month.

[achios]

MY STUPID SHIRT COLLECTION PART 2

THE D.A.M.N. CREW!!!

damien

huxley

gavin (chosen by the lovely @n0r )

freelancer

lasko

dear