#poly d.a.m.n.

[almost-correct-quotes]

why would you say poly damn crew when you could say polydamnory

[achios]

do any of yall have more damn polycule fics (+dear is fine too)

please i’m running out 😭🙏

[moronkyne]

More Poly!D.A.M.N (?)

Or platonic. Take them as you please. Some of these are purely just platonic in my eyes but WHO AM I TO SAY?

-> Imagine AFAB Freelancer with period cramps using Damien as a heatpad. He’s just half asleep and reading while Freelancer is snoring their ass off, cuddling him.

-> Freelancer and Lasko are the Ricky Montgomery Stan’s out of all of the Redacted characters (Maybe the exception of Elliott) so imagine them belting out ‘black fins’ or ‘line without a hook’, hell, if you know Ricky’s old band, The Honeysuckles, ‘out like a light’

-> Huxley combing through Laskos curls. They’re damp, soaked, and straighten slightly with each brush through Laskos hair just to bounce back up. Rubbing and massaging oils and conditioners into the locs :3

-> Damien and Lasko cuddling. That’s it. They’ve both had long days. Ignorant people can drain the life out of out, it’s true. Lasko tucking his head into Damien’s chest as they lay one the bed, Damien’s legs around Laskos waist.

-> Ohhh nothing just. Gavin doing Dears skincare since they’ve been so demotivated. Kissing Dear all over as he runs them a bath and holds them, telling them that he and their partners will take care of them. Huxley making popcorn and Freelancer finding a movie for all of them to watch.

-> Freelancer piercing Damien’s Septum—And then Gavin convinced Lasko to let Freelancer do his helix. One of them shed a few tears. The other definitely has piercings in other places.

[dannydoesthisthing27]

Damien and the way his relationship with himself has changed since he stopped keeping his primary focus on academics

Damien that never understood why he was "the weird one" for enjoying stuff like school because that was one of the places he thrived the most

Damien who's mother is French-Canadian but moved to the U.S. before Damien was born and that's why he learned french as a kid. He's rusty now because he doesn't have a lot of practical uses for french. He does however still recite poetry in french when Huxley can't sleep (or asks him to) (Huxley loves when Damien speaks French)

Damien meeting Freelancer and not knowing what to do with this new project partner. Damien that was dreading another partner like Kody because he needed to pass that class. Damien realizing very suddenly that he cares about this person when they start explaining that they actually had experience with Kody

Damien agreeing to go bowling on a whim because he actually wants to for once. Him being the second one to arrive, which surprised him until he realized it was Lasko. Huxley shocking him with not only his size, but his openness. Damien realizing a few things about himself that day

Damien not knowing how to process what he's feeling because he never had a chance to feel it before

Damien going to FL for advice but not saying who he's interested in because he doesn't even know if he can admit it to himself, let alone someone else

Damien closing himself back off after the inversion, tearing himself apart with guilt and anger

Damien relearning his relationship with his fire, and his friends

Damien deciding that he wants to go to therapy. Not just because of the trauma from the inversion but because he feels like there's more than that, and he wants help

Damien being the first one to ask if they could all get together and hang out. His concern only growing when he sees how closed off Lasko is being, and his first words of concern coming out aggressive. Him recognizing that and taking a second to correct his wording and tone to convey how he's really feeling

Huxley inviting Damien to the beach for a game of volleyball because it had been a while since they got to hang out alone. Damien of all people not able to keep track of the score because the man across the net is making him think too much.

Damien getting stuck in a spiral when they get back to Huxleys place and trying to leave so that he doesn't accidentally say something. Huxley shutting him down with a few soft looks and an invitation to stay

Damien realizing that if he doesn't tell Huxley how he feels in that moment then he probably never will. Damien nearly passing out from relief when Huxley tells him he feels the same

Damen being nervous about telling his friends, because he knows how badly people can react to news like this. Gavin teasing him, but still reassuring him that it's going to be ok. Damien feeling a little bit of pressure come off his chest and being greatful to Gavin even though he's ticked off (I think Damiens' first reaction to nerves and anxiety is aggression even though he doesn't mean to. Anxiety to him is like walls closing in and lashing out is his knee jerk reaction regardless of what the situation would call for. Hes getting better at not snapping at people)

Damien hoping that it will go well when he tells his mom, even though he knows she's got opinions. Him afterwards feeling almost numb for a few days until he's able to process it. Huxley reassuring him that he's allowed to be himself without feeling guilty

Damien still feeling the after affects of the inversion every solstice despite how far he's come in therapy. His therapist reccomending a secondary course of treatment specifically for PTSD (his initial therapy was generalized so he could talk about anything, but it was often the inversion at first)

Damien getting the humanborn support group started and feeling proud of himself and his friends for actually accomplishing something that can help people

Damien starting to breakdown prejudice against de(a)mons with the help of Gavin and a mystery note leaver that communicates through Gavin. According to Gav "it's a deamon friend he's just shy around humans"

Damien taking Lasko to the gym when he asked to go and being worried the whole time because Lasko looks like he's going to pass out. Lasko admiring Damiens' abilities and offering support where he thinks he can

Damien and Dear spending hours talking about different magic types and how many different ways magic can be applied to every day life as aids

Damien learning to take time for himself (much to his own chagrin and Huxleys delight) and discovering he really likes watching animated movies with the crew. (Studio Ghibli and classic disney/pixar/DreamWorks stuff)

Damien who found his smile in the least expected places

Damien who bought a promise ring and is keeping it safe until the right moment, because even if he's not proposing, it's still important (personally I don't see anyone in the d.a.m.n crew as the type to get married but stuff like promise rings are still sentimental for them)

Gavin who's the only one that knows because Damien needed advice on what style of ring to pick because he was to anxious to make a proper decision on his own (and Gavin knows the best jewlery stores)

Damien going for walks with Freelancer on occasion because they both use physical outlets to slow down their minds

Damien 🥰 (<his name in huxleys phone)

[cant-find-a-name]

Dare I say, poly DAMN crew?

[samsxowboyhat]

Random redacted headcannons pt 1

Sam doesn’t like the idea of anyone touching him, but he’d never stop Darlin from touching him, not because he doesn’t like it but because he’s still convincing himself that Darlin isn’t Alexis.

Sweetheart subconsciously cloaks without realizing it whenever they have panic attacks.

Vincent doesn’t allow Lovely to get on roller coasters (he can’t lose them either).

FL and Gavin would have a poly relationship with the D.A.M.N. crew if they ever got asked.

Avior sometimes has nightmares where he wakes up back in Aria.

David likes to hold Angel's hand that has their ring on it and just stare at it before gently kissing their hand.

Vincent has a scar from when he physically had to restrain Lovely from attacking someone and draining them during bloodlust (Lovely found out about it and felt so bad).

Sometimes Asher gets so excited that he has to grab onto something to control himself.

Milo and Sweetheart are aware of the fact that Aggro can still see Sweetheart when they’re cloaked, and Milo uses that to his advantage to find out where they are.

Lasko wouldn’t ever specifically ask if Coworker could get intimate with him and gets easily embarrassed about it (they'd never reject him).

Damien throws water on his hands whenever he gets mad or stressed because he’ll slowly heat himself, which he could easily turn into a fire if he wanted.

Gavin and FL are the most intimate couple in the D.A.M.N. crew, and that won’t change. Huxley platonically cuddles with FL whenever they’re not cuddling Gavin (they enjoy being squeezed by him).

Lasko accidentally called FL and Gavin while they were fucking and didn’t realize they were until FL moaned too loud on accident (or on purpose?).

Guy has an addiction to pizza and later got a tattoo of a cartoon character surfing on a pizza (he seems like the type to do that). Asher has a large scar going across his chest from the inversion and sometimes overthinks, sending himself into a spiral (Baabe has found him sitting in corners, zoned out).

Sam wears a cowboy hat that Darlin sometimes takes when he’s not looking, and he tells them to drop it as a joke (he lets them have it in the end).

The pack suspected Sam and Darlin were fucking when they would disappear together, but in reality, Sam would be trying to heal Darlin's injuries that they were somehow able to hide.

Milo and Darlin both hold onto each other when the pack watches horror movies. (They got taken to a horror maze when they were younger, and Darlin would grab Milo’s hand and run through it.)

Darlin, FL, Baabe, and Sweetheart wear boxers no matter what gender they are; they think it’s more comfortable (they leave the waistband showing out of their pants because they think it looks cool).

FL was Gavin’s first in his eyes; they never cared about what he looked like; they never cared if he looked like a human or like an incubus. (They have a mutual agreement that Gavin can still flirt with others and do whatever he needs to get his "energy,” whether it’s with them or other people.)

Vincent would never tell Lovely about the person he rode the roller coaster with and how he suspects that they’re them. 

[lookitseddie]

save me, poly d.a.m.n. crew, save me...

[polydamnory]

Xavier in the Poly!D.A.M.N. Crew Headcanons

Did I finish writing this five days ago but wait to specifically post it on the 31st just to be a dick? Maybe so. 

While he doesn’t know how to take a genuine compliment and is very prone to getting flustered by them (he can and will respond to anything nice said to him with “no u”), he isn’t actually all that affected by flirting. Dear and Gavin have now made it a competition to see who can get him to break first strictly via come ons and pickup lines. 

He is constantly making stupid ice/snow puns, sometimes even subconsciously, and it drives Damien nuts. 

He and Lasko like teaming up to plan elaborate dates/vacations for the group and he’s gotten pretty good at preemptively preventing Lasko from spinning out about some small innocuous detail (e.g. ice, mahogany, rolls, etc.). 

Has always been on the tall side, so while he does think it’s cute when someone is shorter/smaller than him (cough cough Lasko), he thinks it’s really hot when someone is taller/bigger than him (cough cough HUXLEY). 

He’s pretty prone to dry skin so Dear - who is a skincare snob, you cannot convince me otherwise - has helped him curate a routine to help with that and is much more on top of making sure he actually keeps up with it. If that sometimes means helping apply moisturizer to his face and hands when he’s too sleepy to do it himself in the morning (he is not a morning person), that’s a sacrifice they’re willing to make. 

Just like with Damien during the winter, Lasko and Freelancer can and will cling to him during the summer to keep cool. Thankfully he and Damien are just like “affection from my partners? Who am I to complain?” and more than welcome it (although Damien is a bit more tsundere about it). 

Insert obligatory he helps cool Damien off when he gets too hot hc - you cannot use the excuse that you’re too hot to be hugged anymore, Damien, your boyfriend won’t let you get away with that anymore! 

Similar to their E&E display, Freelancer has gotten pretty into making random little things with their magic just to see what they can do, and Xavier wants all of them. They mess up and are about to destroy/throw out a failed attempt at creating some little glass tchotchke? Noooooo, let him keep it! He loves seeing them experiment with their magic and wants to witness and keep as much of their progress as they’ll let him (certified mom friend/boyfriend). 

Gavin is consistently trying to convince Xavier of new ways they could incorporate his ice into the bedroom. It doesn’t take much convincing. 

We know for a fact that mans has money and he is 100% down to splurge on his partners. He knows that most of them (if not all) wouldn’t want him to spend too much on them, so he does it a bit more strategically so they don’t feel like he’s “wasting it” on them. For example, if they all were to decide they want to go to a rollarcoaster park or something, he knows that his partners won’t just let him pay for all their tickets, but they will fight a little less harder on him splurging to get them all fast passes or something of the like. 

Exact order of him falling for the group is unclear, but make no mistake, he definitely had a crush on Huxley first, even when he didn’t know him all that well before becoming team captain.

[kinoi-lol]

REDACTED FANFIC WRITERS WRITE MORE POLY D.A.M.N FANFICS AND MY LIFE IS YOURSSSSSẞ (I've read them all so far :(( )

I'ma just randomly @ people that might make fanfics idk who ev3r shows up LOVE YALL(I ended up just picking a few people from each letter of the alphabet ) @vind3miat0r @moronkyne @cyanbugremix @comedyl0ser @everything-redacted00 @aggro-my-beloved @darling-solaire @galaxyg1204 @huxleaf @indigo-greer-collins @jamieeeeee33333 @jaetists @kasperbasper @oriarmor39 @otp-fandom-shipper @punkoverlord @qhoaaaa @romirola @thegoldenlittlerose @themeridian @vegafreakk @vegafan69 @vampire-bite @yourallgoingtohellgoodbye @zimix-whispers @zombieratt

[grilledcheezy92]

u have playlists? 👁👁 I would love nothing more than the links 🤭

I have never built so many playlists for a series I've been into. The bug just bit.

I will preface by saying all playlists I make are best listened to in shuffle bc I have ADHD and generally don't intend for them to be listened to in a specific order.

Let's start with my pride and joy

Some general Pack Tracks

And here we start the ship playlists

I also have Guy and Honey and Elliot and Sunshine but I can't add any more links

[dizzy-n-busy]

[can (and most likely will) contain SOME poly hcs!]

« D.A.M.N Crew headcanons »

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Dams lips get dry quickly, as well as his skin - mostly durin colder months - and has a life time supply of lip balm (cool mint or classic cherry) and moisturizers (coco butter or coconut)

Completely unrelated to Dams; Hux's moms make homemade lip balm and moisturizers !! Literally from their backyard !!

Lasky has a bad center of gravity and sometimes gets himself stuck in whirlwinds when he practices his magic

Gav likes messing/doing the other's hair, he finds it therapeutic

Dams is into nail care for some reason (he feels like he has to be prim n' proper)

FL is multilingual !! Fluent in many languages and tends to switch between them frequently (esp. when stressed)

Since Lasky and FL are human-born I feel like they're genetically smaller than the other three (or those three are jus too damn big)

Gav = Princess peach, Dams = Bowser, FL = Toad(/mario/daisy?), Lasky = Shy guy(/mario) & Hux = Luigi; argue w/ the wall

Dams and Lasky can't hold their liquor, FL and Hux have a higher tolerance and Gav barely gets drunk at all

Dams wears (short) shorts a lot bc he's worried abt burnin anything longer (almost exclusively worn indoors)

Hux likes massages, esp back and scalp ones

FL is strong enough to carry all the boys at least a lil bit (Dams = firemen carry, Lasky = bridal/over the shoulder carry, Gav = koala carry & Hux = at least an inch off the ground)

Gav prolly smells like roses or eucalyptus

Hux's moms house has this SUPER big window-esque wall that opens up into the forest (in their livingroom)

(kinda poly?) FL likes cuddling Hux on his lap, laying on Dams side/next to him, resting their leg across Laskys lap and cuddling Gavs stomach

FL and Gav have convinced Hux that cropped shirts and tight/short shorts are good workout gear (they were right)

Hux has the cutest pout and head tilt

Lasky has the most ADORABLE doe-shaped eyes

Dams likes running his nails across the others backs/skin

FL ass is ALWAYS late, to literally everything - Dams: come at 10:30, FL: 1:03, got it!

Gavs eyes can glow in the dark, bc I said so

The D.A.M.N crew have matching pjs and sometimes do sleepovers

[Bouns! Coworker is invited!!]

Certified hair ruffler, no one is safe

They were relatively nervous at first but it immediately dissipated when FL and Gav asked them if they were their babysitter - free my man Dams

Hux also said they smelled like lavender and fresh laundry

Dams is the 'imma whoop yer ass if yer lil asses don't sit down' type parent and Coworker is the 'settle down guys yer stressin out ma' type parent

ALWAYS brings food, they got snacks on deck too (they needa make sure their bbys are fed)

Naturally colder body temp, scares the crew sometimes when initiating contact (in a good way)

Effusive praiser, it can't be escaped

Psych major idc

Everyone cuddles/leans on Coworker once they got into the crew shenanigans

Coworker = Yoshi (/Rosalina)

Dams #2 fav (they get mani/pedis w/by him)

Huxs fav scalp massager (esp if they grow out their nails)

Gavs #2 fav therapist (/j /lh)

FLs fav advice giver (or date idea giver)

Laskys fav (of all time)

They cried when they got their friendship bracelet and matching pj set (either in front of them or on call w/ Lasky)

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[anexistingexistence]

Outside of the d.a.m.n. polycule crew, which character/couple is most likely to become or have been poly in the past?

[ajente2o]

So, as a little break from my Vampire Noelle series I decided to write a short ChryssaLiz fic + some poly D.A.M.N.

Here you have it

"What did i even do?!?!"

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63167446

[ya-boi-haru]

Me: idk if Poly D.A.M.N would be a way to go, it'd be a lot, but it'd be interesting I guess

Friends-giving 2 happens

Me: POLY D.A.M.N POLY D.A.M.N POLY D.AM.N POLY-

[lancerthatisntfree]

this is gonna be a grossly long post because i think about this all the time and i finally have an excuse to feed into my thoughts and ramble

in a realistic world, i don’t think id pull any of them.

however i like to believe id pull david with enough mental willpower to talk to that man without crying. i have a bad issue with staring and following people i think are cool, so i imagine id meet him kinda the same way he met angel

honestly same with asher! he’s so casual in his first audio and i think if we met that way it could totally work albeit awkwardly but yeah.

GAVIN DEFINITELY because im literally freelancer and he’s the love of my life and um like we’re fated for eachother soo idk guys whattt….. i think we’d meet differently though, im not sure how, but the 7/11 sex thing doesn’t cut it for me i’m afraid. i’d cry in that situation

i think i could pull the whole damn crew (sounds ambitious), but i just think they’re neat. i am a twink magnet (lasko, he matches my energy so well), and huxley and damien are like?? my baes?? huxley ground pound me hello so um.

(poly d.a.m.n type situation)

also geordi. he’s cute i like him and he reminds me a lot of myself which i tend to look for in friends (in this case, partners). i imagine id meet him the same way as cutie did, maybe with a little less magic

guy too i guess, but i don’t really listen to him. he’s casual enough though, so i think it’ll workout the same way with honey.

// completely forgot, but elliott too. i’m sorry that man is right up my alley. i have ptsd, i got nightmares, call me fucking sunshine because ??? we’d get along wonderfully. also he matches my freak so yknow um yeah

treading into me lying to myself i could totally pull sam and vincent guys. porter is iffy because i don’t really fuck strangers but yknow maybe i can try.

tldr. david (with willpower i don’t usually have), asher, gavin and d.a.m.n crew by extension, geordi, guy, elliott. and if i’m insane or have enough charm; sam and vincent with a side of porter

guys what redacted character do you think you could pull if you were in the redactedverse and why (be a little delulu here, i don’t wanna hear ‘oh but i’m ugly’)

would you meet them the same way their listeners did or could you imagine a different scenario

[cant-find-a-name]

I ask because I saw lots of people talk about it, but I wanna know if that's the majority, out of curiosity.

Personally, I'd like to see a non canon one, because their relationships already feel completely established in canon, but I would still love to see the group's dynamic develop in a poly relationship