#poly d.a.m.n.

[almost-correct-quotes]

why would you say poly damn crew when you could say polydamnory

[achios]

do any of yall have more damn polycule fics (+dear is fine too)

please i’m running out 😭🙏

[moronkyne]

More Poly!D.A.M.N (?)

Or platonic. Take them as you please. Some of these are purely just platonic in my eyes but WHO AM I TO SAY?

-> Imagine AFAB Freelancer with period cramps using Damien as a heatpad. He’s just half asleep and reading while Freelancer is snoring their ass off, cuddling him.

-> Freelancer and Lasko are the Ricky Montgomery Stan’s out of all of the Redacted characters (Maybe the exception of Elliott) so imagine them belting out ‘black fins’ or ‘line without a hook’, hell, if you know Ricky’s old band, The Honeysuckles, ‘out like a light’

-> Huxley combing through Laskos curls. They’re damp, soaked, and straighten slightly with each brush through Laskos hair just to bounce back up. Rubbing and massaging oils and conditioners into the locs :3

-> Damien and Lasko cuddling. That’s it. They’ve both had long days. Ignorant people can drain the life out of out, it’s true. Lasko tucking his head into Damien’s chest as they lay one the bed, Damien’s legs around Laskos waist.

-> Ohhh nothing just. Gavin doing Dears skincare since they’ve been so demotivated. Kissing Dear all over as he runs them a bath and holds them, telling them that he and their partners will take care of them. Huxley making popcorn and Freelancer finding a movie for all of them to watch.

-> Freelancer piercing Damien’s Septum—And then Gavin convinced Lasko to let Freelancer do his helix. One of them shed a few tears. The other definitely has piercings in other places.

[samsxowboyhat]

Random redacted headcannons pt 1

Sam doesn’t like the idea of anyone touching him, but he’d never stop Darlin from touching him, not because he doesn’t like it but because he’s still convincing himself that Darlin isn’t Alexis.

Sweetheart subconsciously cloaks without realizing it whenever they have panic attacks.

Vincent doesn’t allow Lovely to get on roller coasters (he can’t lose them either).

FL and Gavin would have a poly relationship with the D.A.M.N. crew if they ever got asked.

Avior sometimes has nightmares where he wakes up back in Aria.

David likes to hold Angel's hand that has their ring on it and just stare at it before gently kissing their hand.

Vincent has a scar from when he physically had to restrain Lovely from attacking someone and draining them during bloodlust (Lovely found out about it and felt so bad).

Sometimes Asher gets so excited that he has to grab onto something to control himself.

Milo and Sweetheart are aware of the fact that Aggro can still see Sweetheart when they’re cloaked, and Milo uses that to his advantage to find out where they are.

Lasko wouldn’t ever specifically ask if Coworker could get intimate with him and gets easily embarrassed about it (they'd never reject him).

Damien throws water on his hands whenever he gets mad or stressed because he’ll slowly heat himself, which he could easily turn into a fire if he wanted.

Gavin and FL are the most intimate couple in the D.A.M.N. crew, and that won’t change. Huxley platonically cuddles with FL whenever they’re not cuddling Gavin (they enjoy being squeezed by him).

Lasko accidentally called FL and Gavin while they were fucking and didn’t realize they were until FL moaned too loud on accident (or on purpose?).

Guy has an addiction to pizza and later got a tattoo of a cartoon character surfing on a pizza (he seems like the type to do that). Asher has a large scar going across his chest from the inversion and sometimes overthinks, sending himself into a spiral (Baabe has found him sitting in corners, zoned out).

Sam wears a cowboy hat that Darlin sometimes takes when he’s not looking, and he tells them to drop it as a joke (he lets them have it in the end).

The pack suspected Sam and Darlin were fucking when they would disappear together, but in reality, Sam would be trying to heal Darlin's injuries that they were somehow able to hide.

Milo and Darlin both hold onto each other when the pack watches horror movies. (They got taken to a horror maze when they were younger, and Darlin would grab Milo’s hand and run through it.)

Darlin, FL, Baabe, and Sweetheart wear boxers no matter what gender they are; they think it’s more comfortable (they leave the waistband showing out of their pants because they think it looks cool).

FL was Gavin’s first in his eyes; they never cared about what he looked like; they never cared if he looked like a human or like an incubus. (They have a mutual agreement that Gavin can still flirt with others and do whatever he needs to get his "energy,” whether it’s with them or other people.)

Vincent would never tell Lovely about the person he rode the roller coaster with and how he suspects that they’re them. 

[lookitseddie]

save me, poly d.a.m.n. crew, save me...

[polydamnory]

Xavier in the Poly!D.A.M.N. Crew Headcanons

Did I finish writing this five days ago but wait to specifically post it on the 31st just to be a dick? Maybe so. 

While he doesn’t know how to take a genuine compliment and is very prone to getting flustered by them (he can and will respond to anything nice said to him with “no u”), he isn’t actually all that affected by flirting. Dear and Gavin have now made it a competition to see who can get him to break first strictly via come ons and pickup lines. 

He is constantly making stupid ice/snow puns, sometimes even subconsciously, and it drives Damien nuts. 

He and Lasko like teaming up to plan elaborate dates/vacations for the group and he’s gotten pretty good at preemptively preventing Lasko from spinning out about some small innocuous detail (e.g. ice, mahogany, rolls, etc.). 

Has always been on the tall side, so while he does think it’s cute when someone is shorter/smaller than him (cough cough Lasko), he thinks it’s really hot when someone is taller/bigger than him (cough cough HUXLEY). 

He’s pretty prone to dry skin so Dear - who is a skincare snob, you cannot convince me otherwise - has helped him curate a routine to help with that and is much more on top of making sure he actually keeps up with it. If that sometimes means helping apply moisturizer to his face and hands when he’s too sleepy to do it himself in the morning (he is not a morning person), that’s a sacrifice they’re willing to make. 

Just like with Damien during the winter, Lasko and Freelancer can and will cling to him during the summer to keep cool. Thankfully he and Damien are just like “affection from my partners? Who am I to complain?” and more than welcome it (although Damien is a bit more tsundere about it). 

Insert obligatory he helps cool Damien off when he gets too hot hc - you cannot use the excuse that you’re too hot to be hugged anymore, Damien, your boyfriend won’t let you get away with that anymore! 

Similar to their E&E display, Freelancer has gotten pretty into making random little things with their magic just to see what they can do, and Xavier wants all of them. They mess up and are about to destroy/throw out a failed attempt at creating some little glass tchotchke? Noooooo, let him keep it! He loves seeing them experiment with their magic and wants to witness and keep as much of their progress as they’ll let him (certified mom friend/boyfriend). 

Gavin is consistently trying to convince Xavier of new ways they could incorporate his ice into the bedroom. It doesn’t take much convincing. 

We know for a fact that mans has money and he is 100% down to splurge on his partners. He knows that most of them (if not all) wouldn’t want him to spend too much on them, so he does it a bit more strategically so they don’t feel like he’s “wasting it” on them. For example, if they all were to decide they want to go to a rollarcoaster park or something, he knows that his partners won’t just let him pay for all their tickets, but they will fight a little less harder on him splurging to get them all fast passes or something of the like. 

Exact order of him falling for the group is unclear, but make no mistake, he definitely had a crush on Huxley first, even when he didn’t know him all that well before becoming team captain.

[kinoi-lol]

REDACTED FANFIC WRITERS WRITE MORE POLY D.A.M.N FANFICS AND MY LIFE IS YOURSSSSSẞ (I've read them all so far :(( )

I'ma just randomly @ people that might make fanfics idk who ev3r shows up LOVE YALL(I ended up just picking a few people from each letter of the alphabet ) @vind3miat0r @moronkyne @cyanbugremix @comedyl0ser @everything-redacted00 @aggro-my-beloved @darling-solaire @galaxyg1204 @huxleaf @indigo-greer-collins @jamieeeeee33333 @jaetists @kasperbasper @oriarmor39 @otp-fandom-shipper @punkoverlord @qhoaaaa @romirola @thegoldenlittlerose @themeridian @vegafreakk @vegafan69 @vampire-bite @yourallgoingtohellgoodbye @zimix-whispers @zombieratt

[cant-find-a-name]

I ask because I saw lots of people talk about it, but I wanna know if that's the majority, out of curiosity.

Personally, I'd like to see a non canon one, because their relationships already feel completely established in canon, but I would still love to see the group's dynamic develop in a poly relationship

[grilledcheezy92]

u have playlists? 👁👁 I would love nothing more than the links 🤭

I have never built so many playlists for a series I've been into. The bug just bit.

I will preface by saying all playlists I make are best listened to in shuffle bc I have ADHD and generally don't intend for them to be listened to in a specific order.

Let's start with my pride and joy

Some general Pack Tracks

And here we start the ship playlists

I also have Guy and Honey and Elliot and Sunshine but I can't add any more links

[dizzy-n-busy]

[can (and most likely will) contain SOME poly hcs!]

« D.A.M.N Crew headcanons »

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Dams lips get dry quickly, as well as his skin - mostly durin colder months - and has a life time supply of lip balm (cool mint or classic cherry) and moisturizers (coco butter or coconut)

Completely unrelated to Dams; Hux's moms make homemade lip balm and moisturizers !! Literally from their backyard !!

Lasky has a bad center of gravity and sometimes gets himself stuck in whirlwinds when he practices his magic

Gav likes messing/doing the other's hair, he finds it therapeutic

Dams is into nail care for some reason (he feels like he has to be prim n' proper)

FL is multilingual !! Fluent in many languages and tends to switch between them frequently (esp. when stressed)

Since Lasky and FL are human-born I feel like they're genetically smaller than the other three (or those three are jus too damn big)

Gav = Princess peach, Dams = Bowser, FL = Toad(/mario/daisy?), Lasky = Shy guy(/mario) & Hux = Luigi; argue w/ the wall

Dams and Lasky can't hold their liquor, FL and Hux have a higher tolerance and Gav barely gets drunk at all

Dams wears (short) shorts a lot bc he's worried abt burnin anything longer (almost exclusively worn indoors)

Hux likes massages, esp back and scalp ones

FL is strong enough to carry all the boys at least a lil bit (Dams = firemen carry, Lasky = bridal/over the shoulder carry, Gav = koala carry & Hux = at least an inch off the ground)

Gav prolly smells like roses or eucalyptus

Hux's moms house has this SUPER big window-esque wall that opens up into the forest (in their livingroom)

(kinda poly?) FL likes cuddling Hux on his lap, laying on Dams side/next to him, resting their leg across Laskys lap and cuddling Gavs stomach

FL and Gav have convinced Hux that cropped shirts and tight/short shorts are good workout gear (they were right)

Hux has the cutest pout and head tilt

Lasky has the most ADORABLE doe-shaped eyes

Dams likes running his nails across the others backs/skin

FL ass is ALWAYS late, to literally everything - Dams: come at 10:30, FL: 1:03, got it!

Gavs eyes can glow in the dark, bc I said so

The D.A.M.N crew have matching pjs and sometimes do sleepovers

[Bouns! Coworker is invited!!]

Certified hair ruffler, no one is safe

They were relatively nervous at first but it immediately dissipated when FL and Gav asked them if they were their babysitter - free my man Dams

Hux also said they smelled like lavender and fresh laundry

Dams is the 'imma whoop yer ass if yer lil asses don't sit down' type parent and Coworker is the 'settle down guys yer stressin out ma' type parent

ALWAYS brings food, they got snacks on deck too (they needa make sure their bbys are fed)

Naturally colder body temp, scares the crew sometimes when initiating contact (in a good way)

Effusive praiser, it can't be escaped

Psych major idc

Everyone cuddles/leans on Coworker once they got into the crew shenanigans

Coworker = Yoshi (/Rosalina)

Dams #2 fav (they get mani/pedis w/by him)

Huxs fav scalp massager (esp if they grow out their nails)

Gavs #2 fav therapist (/j /lh)

FLs fav advice giver (or date idea giver)

Laskys fav (of all time)

They cried when they got their friendship bracelet and matching pj set (either in front of them or on call w/ Lasky)

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[anexistingexistence]

Outside of the d.a.m.n. polycule crew, which character/couple is most likely to become or have been poly in the past?

[ajente2o]

So, as a little break from my Vampire Noelle series I decided to write a short ChryssaLiz fic + some poly D.A.M.N.

Here you have it

"What did i even do?!?!"

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63167446

[ya-boi-haru]

Me: idk if Poly D.A.M.N would be a way to go, it'd be a lot, but it'd be interesting I guess

Friends-giving 2 happens

Me: POLY D.A.M.N POLY D.A.M.N POLY D.AM.N POLY-

[lancerthatisntfree]

this is gonna be a grossly long post because i think about this all the time and i finally have an excuse to feed into my thoughts and ramble

in a realistic world, i don’t think id pull any of them.

however i like to believe id pull david with enough mental willpower to talk to that man without crying. i have a bad issue with staring and following people i think are cool, so i imagine id meet him kinda the same way he met angel

honestly same with asher! he’s so casual in his first audio and i think if we met that way it could totally work albeit awkwardly but yeah.

GAVIN DEFINITELY because im literally freelancer and he’s the love of my life and um like we’re fated for eachother soo idk guys whattt….. i think we’d meet differently though, im not sure how, but the 7/11 sex thing doesn’t cut it for me i’m afraid. i’d cry in that situation

i think i could pull the whole damn crew (sounds ambitious), but i just think they’re neat. i am a twink magnet (lasko, he matches my energy so well), and huxley and damien are like?? my baes?? huxley ground pound me hello so um.

(poly d.a.m.n type situation)

also geordi. he’s cute i like him and he reminds me a lot of myself which i tend to look for in friends (in this case, partners). i imagine id meet him the same way as cutie did, maybe with a little less magic

guy too i guess, but i don’t really listen to him. he’s casual enough though, so i think it’ll workout the same way with honey.

// completely forgot, but elliott too. i’m sorry that man is right up my alley. i have ptsd, i got nightmares, call me fucking sunshine because ??? we’d get along wonderfully. also he matches my freak so yknow um yeah

treading into me lying to myself i could totally pull sam and vincent guys. porter is iffy because i don’t really fuck strangers but yknow maybe i can try.

tldr. david (with willpower i don’t usually have), asher, gavin and d.a.m.n crew by extension, geordi, guy, elliott. and if i’m insane or have enough charm; sam and vincent with a side of porter

guys what redacted character do you think you could pull if you were in the redactedverse and why (be a little delulu here, i don’t wanna hear ‘oh but i’m ugly’)

would you meet them the same way their listeners did or could you imagine a different scenario

[asmrtist-brainrot]

What abt poly damn boys with a the freelancer(reader) who has functional feathered wings?

I assume that it’s a covert risking thing though and I imagine there is a way to hide them that comes with your biology

Soo I’mma go with that!

Gender Neutral! Reader + Reader is Freelancer

~ Dari

Poly D. A. M. N. + Winged Freelancer

honestly, if being a humanborn freelancer already made you feel like somewhat of an outcast but also possessing wings??

not to mention people not understanding boundaries and trying to just... touch you?

thankfully, there was a way for you to just put them away shortly after they’d first appeared

it’s rough for you for the early years of your life though, hiding your powers and wings and trying to stay out of the air despite every single instinct within you to break free and just fly away

... you thank Caelum for almost everything, especially as he reteaches you to love all your gifts

the boys don’t find about your wings right away as there really wasn’t a point where you felt like it was necessary to tell them but eventually the mention of winged people came up

you’re pretty nervous about it initially but it’s stifled by the fact they loved you so much despite learning about everything else... you reasoned this one thing wouldn’t have changed anything

and you were absolutely right

they were amazed more than anything

Huxley especially was all bright eyed and awed, fawning over how cool both you and they were

Lasko, with his own air affinity, found something else to sort of share with you despite it not exactly being the same thing

Damien... Damien gets you feather based products and aid in the up keep of your wings

flying with them...???

Hux is worried about being too heavy, he was a big guy after all and just fretting over your arms hurting and everything like that. Doesn’t really ask often because he’s worried about bothering you. Likes the nice feeling of being up in the sky.

Las is so nice to fly with especially when the both you work together to just glide on the breeze, he asks often on bad days since the feeling is so soothing for him... It is truly the both of you in your element

Dami doesn’t like being high up... It’s like the loss of control of being up in the sky?? But surprisingly, in your arms, he feels very secure??? He still prefers to watch you fly though

[polydamnory]

Poly D.A.M.N. Crew Headcanons (because I’m legally required to)

Once again, some of these could also apply outside the context of them being in a polycule and that works too lol

Freelancer will paint any of the others nails if they’ll let them (Hux and Gavin let them do it the most) 

Dear and Gavin made it a weekly thing to have lunch together on campus 

In the event that they were to all live together, Damien is usually the one in charge of  grocery shopping - mainly because of all of them, he’s the most particular about what brands they use for certain products/foods. Also you can’t tell me this man isn’t a master at budgeting/couponing. 

Damien and Huxley aren’t allowed to team up when they do chicken fights in the pool anymore - they’re both arguably some of the strongest of the group (they’re constantly working out after all) and after winning literally every time except against Gavin, the rest of them declared the rule that they have to team up with the others to make it fair. Hux just rolled with it but Damien still acts all cocky about it whenever it gets brought up. 

They try to do a movie night every two weeks and cycle through who gets to pick what they watch each time. Lasko made a chart to track it and everything. Lasko has also tried and succeeded only once in getting everyone to agree to a full on Lord of the Rings extended edition marathon despite trying again several times afterwards. Dear has been the only one to agree to do it again afterwards - not that the rest don’t like the movies, they just don’t think they’ll be willing to marathon them like that again. 

Gavin and Freelancer are the resident “distractors” and get kicked out of the kitchen fairly frequently because half the time they’re helping cook they end up “doing things” with the other person in there 👀

Huxley likes playing with the others hair if they’ve given the okay for it - he already knew how to braid and the like, but at some point he began learning how to do more complicated hairstyles and likes doing them for his partners 

Dear and Damien end up having to team up and ensure everyone else is wearing sunblock - Damien does not listen to Gavin when he says that as a demon he doesn’t need it, he has to put some on 

When struggling to find someone or something out in public, especially in large crowd, Huxley has gotten into the habit of just kind of grabbing one of his partners and putting them on his shoulder so they can get a higher vantage point 

Huxley came up with the idea that they should all show Gavin stuff they enjoyed from growing up, whether that be shows, movies, or going places typically meant for youths, because “just because you didn’t actually have a childhood doesn’t mean you shouldn’t get to experience one.” They took him to a bouncy castle park and got a good laugh at how uncharacteristically ungraceful he was. 

They all had to basically flee an ice skating rink when they all tried to go together. Gavin wouldn’t stop teasing/flustering Damien and he accidentally melted a portion of the rink. It was an unempowered run rink so the chance of them getting caught/blamed wasn’t too high but they all still ended up fleeing like their lives depended on it. 

They are all constantly stealing Huxley’s clothes to wear. It’d bother him if he didn’t think it was really hot to see them in it.

They've been trying to branch out in the types of games they play together and one genre they’ve been experimenting with is survival games. They’ve tried a few but the one they all seem to like the most is Raft and it gets chaotic. It’s not a strict rule or anything but they’ve also all sort of fell into their own unspoken roles for it: Huxley is always the go to for gathering supplies on islands, Damien’s typically either doing home defense or off trying to kill one of the hostile mobs (the poison-puffer always drives him crazy), Dear’s gathering the underwater supplies because obviously, Freelancer is in charge of gardening and cooking the food, Lasko’s on a hundred different websites and wikis making sure they don’t miss anything/actually know what they’re doing as well as navigation, and while Gavin spends most of his time pretty evenly helping everybody else out, he most often is gathering the supplies from the water, or, on occasion, fishing. (Sorry not sorry that this one only really makes sense to those who also play Raft/watch others play it lol)