#d-date

[mundmutter]

@guhamun encountered the alchemist for the cursebreaker | sc

         preparations  for  the  first  date  in  her  entire  life  were  going  a  little  too  perfectly  than  expected,  and  she  hated  it.  To  be  ‘perfect’  was  to  be  without  room  for  improvements.  When  there  was  nothing  to  improve,  there  was  nothing  to  be  focused  on.  Everything  was  already  prepared  for  their  evening  together  ;  kitchen  immaculate  as  always,  chaffee  brushed  and  nails  clipped,  a  tasteful  maxi-dress  in  a  dark  blue  floral  that  hugged  all  of  her  curves   (  the  saleswoman  that  had  nearly  shoved  it  into  her  bag  absolutely  insisted  -  ),  hair  straightened,  nails  shining  pale  pink  and  white  .  .  .  even  makeup  to  compliment  the  occasion.  She  looked.  Well.  Like  a  modern  woman,  rather  than  the  pale  and  paltry  child  once  cursed  to  loneliness  in  the  cages  of  her  fathers'  land.  She looked beautiful. She felt beautiful. 

It  hits  her  all  at  once  when  passing  by  the  hallway  mirror  to  answer  the  door,  just  how  different  her  life  has  ventured  from  what  it  was  before.  Seeking  love,  who  would  have  thought  it  possible?  Though  there  still  remains  the  chance  that  Kento  would  not  be  returning  her  love,  this  here  was  the  first  step  in  retaining  complete  control  of  her  life.  And  for  that,  she  was  happy.  Beaming  at  the  Woman  in  the  mirror.  Herself. 

        “  Kento-san,  I'm  so  happy  to  see  you!  ”    pearly  white  teeth  shine  in  her  smile as she opens the door,  nearly  reaching  out  to  hug  him  -  when  Chaffee  had  come  walking  excitedly  to  the  new  guest,  tail  swishing  furiously  as  he  pressed  his  nose  against  Kento's  finely  pressed  clothes  and  hands,  sniffing  deeply,  groaning  and  whining  with  joy.        “  Ah,  Ah,  Chaffee,  come  on  now,  taht  boy!  ” 

[o0kawaii0o]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KING 🗣🗣🗣

[jaymang0]

Luffy discovers ✨️🌭COSTCO🌭✨️

[bumbleboa]

color sketches from yesterday's livestream (vod is over here for a couple of weeks)! I was in the mood to play around with some light scenarios

[alexxuun]

Pick and choose or better yet, all at the same time.

[otaku553]

Luffy week day 7:

Free prompt: Sunrise

Happy birthday, Luffy :)

[devildomwriter]

Fun Facts 721-730

• When MC suggested Raphael and Barbatos could live in peace rather than fighting over them, Barbatos laughed and told them they had a good sense of humor.

• Lucifer told Diavolo even he (Diavolo) could not match him in the art of seduction.

• Satan cried reading a romance book called “Love’s Winding Road.”

• Solomon says he is not normally very ticklish but his sides are his weakness

• Mephistopheles believes most of what Leviathan says is utterly incomprehensible

• Diavolo seems to enjoy pampering the Little Ds. One example is in lesson 41 where he spoon feeds his own soup to Little D no. 7

• Solomon taught a broom rising class at RAD before it officially opened

• The blackboards in RAD are enchanted to act as mirrors that can see all the way to the back of the classroom. It was Lucifer’s idea.

• When Solomon finally made good food (thanks to Barbatos and Luke), Leviathan and Mammon cried from joy.

• Diavolo credits MC (in Nightbringer) as the reason he found his purpose as the future king.

711-720 • 731-740

[evermorepeyton]

god i absolutely love the idea of dan and phil being exes because that’s fucking insane like imagine buying a house with your ex like sure go ahead but who the fuck else is going to ever want to have a serious relationship with you bro?

like imagine you meet either of them and you go on a couple of dates and you like them a lot, and then you go to their house and there’s another random tall man living in it. you ask ummm who is this? “oh yeah that’s my ex, but he’s also my best friend, my soulmate, my ranch metaphor, my coworker, we’ve built a community on the internet really, and our names are so attached i can’t really stay away from him so we’ve bought this house and designed it to be half him half me because we have no intention to ever sell it so yeah…. we can still be together but i hope you know im still going to have to live here so that we can play the sims together and have our gay sims get married and have sex dressed as a peach and a hotdog in a public closet.”

you leave their house you go that was weird, you ghost them forever.

[fabuloustrash05]

"When I was a young man, I fell in love with a woman-"

"Oh, hey, is it that late?"

"Sit."

This is such a funny father and son moment between these two, and I love it way too much.

Not only with Raph trying to get out of hearing a story from his dad that he's not interesting in/in the mood to hear, but also immediately wanting out the second he realizes it's about his dad's love life.

[diamondsheep]

East Blue Crew ✨ !!!

[rhiangalaxy]

Pray for Gongyi Xiao 😔

[ID: A Scum Villain Comic. All characters are depicted in a chibi style. The first image depicts QJ!Disiciple Gongyi Xiao with a finger pointed up to his chin and a slightly nervous expression saying, "Ning-Shijie, I don't think Luo-Shixiong likes me very much..." with a thought bubble next to him showing Luo Binghe with an arm around Shen Qingqiu giving a glare behind him, presumably towards GYX. The next image depicts Ning Yingying with her hand raised to gesture, replying "Don't worry! A-Luo is just a little...protective. You'll be fine as long as you're not in love with Shizun!" It cuts back to GYX who has now clasped his hands together looking towards NYY with a heavily flushed and nervous expression, simply going "...". NYY looks back with her hand now clutched into a fist, an equally nervous expression responding "oh no", a thought bubble behind her depicts a mini version of her hands raised and eyes closed in anguish saying "A-Luo's gonna kill him..." End ID]

[megatronusprimedecal]

"If you make me miss any part of the Iacon 5000, I swear I will smelt your face right off your…"

Transformers One (2024)

[rdm00n]

I have turned the brothers into desserts teehee:3, in the menu we have:

Lucifer - Plum pudding

Mammon - Mamon cake

Levi - Chocolate orange cupcake

Satan - mint chocolate trifle

Asmo - Polish strawberry cheesecake

Beel - raspberry parfait

Belphie - cream filled donuts (ube flavored)

Side characters menu

[takaraphoenix]

Anyone else getting this vibe from that scene, or just me?

[irishmammonagenda]

"Mams, I have some news for you." You say, hands behind your back at a weird angle, clearly hiding something.

"Not now, MC, the Great Mammon's busy." The Avatar of Greed dismisses you in an attempt to take his focus away from the way he perked up like a lovesick puppy when he heard your voice.

"But Mams, it's super important."

Mammon looks up from his DDD and stares at you expectantly, when he once more realises he's behaving like a lovesick puppy, he stares at his nails instead, scoffing. "This better be good, human. Do ya think I have all day?! Cus I don't!"

"But Mams! You're a dad now! You have to make time for your family!"

Mammon splutters, dropping his phone and falling off of his bed. "I'm a WHAT??!!! MC who's lyin' to ye! I'm not a dad!!!"

"Yes you are!" You bring your arms out from behind your back to reveal a small little black blob with small little golden horns, wearing an equally small black top hat with yellow accents.

"Papa!" Little D No.2 exclaims from your arms.

"ARRRGH!! The Great Mammon is not yer papa Little D!!!" Mammon shouts, attempting to cover the blush on his face.

You pout, Little D No.2 mirrors your expression. "But Mams! He's the spitting image of you! He's even got your horns! Are you abandoning our child?!"

"Yeah, Papa are you abandoning our chil-...wait hold on I am the child-....Yeah! Papa are you abandoning yer child?!"

"See! He even talks like you! He said yer!"

"T-t-that proves nothin'!! I-I'm not a dad!" Mammon splutters.

You look at him sulkily. "D-do you not wanna have a family with us...I mean how could you say no to this face?" You pinch Little D No.2's cheek and push him out towards the Second Born. "He's adorable! He gets it from you!"

"Fine! I'm a dad! Now please....stop poutin'?" Mammon almost pouts himself before his learned bravado makes another show. "Ahem...! What I was tryna say was....I, the Great Mammon don't care if you pout or not!"

Little D No.2 stage whispers to you. "Psst, what Mammon means to say is that he's so deeply unequivocally in love with you he hardly knows what to do with himself!"

Mammon sputters and shouts something in protest, but you just grin. "Awww! I love you too Mams!"

Mammon subconsciously preens at the praise before staring daggers at a sniggering Little D No.2 as you cradle it in your arms like a baby and coo to it things like 'You look so much like your papa! Yes you do!' and tap its little top hat before booping the small creature's nose, or where a nose should be on a Little D.

Mammon cracks a soft smile watching the scene; not that he'd ever admit it. Even though Little D No.2 was a little shit, he wouldn't mind someday having little shits of his own with you and starting an actual family, except he hoped they'd look like you.

[joejhang]

kevin day queen of exy BUT ALSO queen of fumbling bad bitches