#d&d final boss

[juliendesclefs]

74th Marle Does Things - Happy birthday!

Hi everyone!

This 74th Marle Does Things an ultra special because... It's the birthday of Marle Clef de Nuit!

That's right, today, it has been exactly three years that I finished her plushie!

She evolved so much since then... And for that... I address a particular and huge thanks to ma meilleure amie @dreamy-baku !

[ruporas]

trigunned the hades or hadesed the trigun (id in alt)

[zu-is-here]

in rock band, dust do I accept the killer's apology?

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[yelenablshop]

[crescentfool]

judgement day 🌕

[gamerbeta]

“Wait! Before you swipe, I procured a special gift for you! Please don’t let it go to waste. Now, I know you must be on your way, but don’t forget your safety checks! Don’t overexert yourself whether you’re studying to pass a trainer exam or having a hard week at work. Always remember to take breaks, and to always take a rest at a rest station when you need it. I must go now, but please remember there is no terminal called End in your life! All aboard!!!!”

[probablybadrpgideas]

Make the conflict between Elves and Orcs more low stakes by declaring that Thark, Lord Of The Burning Wastes and Aelrindel, Warden of The Silver Woods have a hatecrush on each other and are just unable to express their emotions.

[silvadour]

[violent138]

Changed my mind, the funniest Gotham outsider POV would be the company lawyer who has to tell a besieged secretary that her boss has been arrested yet again and that meeting needs to get moved. In fact, to be safe, the whole calendar should be thrown out the window, sorry about that.

I'm imagining this lawyer losing his mind on a near daily basis because while he can't be party to crimes, he's got a functioning brain and has spent years giving his bosses subtle advice. That they don't follow. Ever.

[schellis]

In A Blink, Stop The Clock!

Closeups under the cut :]

[cryingpariah]

Crocodile: *handing over a check* Your last paycheck of the year

Jackie: *overly dramatic gasp* Gosh! How will I survive on just this?!

Crocodile: 🫥🫥

Jackie: I’ll get another laugh of out you yet Sir

Crocodile: Last I checked you didn’t get a first

Jackie: *shrug* If you say so! Oh I almost forgot, I’ll be unavailable during these dates *points at calendar*

Crocodile: The post-holiday bulk buying?

Jackie: Even better! I’ve got an all expenses paid weekend getaway trip to Spa Island! It was my Christmas gift from the boss

Crocodile: Did realize that old seabird could be so generous, especially with one of his …. workers

Jackie: 😗😗 I feel like I was about to get a compliment there

Crocodile: *rolls eyes* If you say so

Jackie: 😁😁 Very well, have a good evening Sir Crocodile I’ll be on my-WAY?!

Dragon: *suddenly walking into the room* Wani I think we're out of *sees Jackie* Are you doing an interview?

Jackie: ⭐️0⭐️ OH MY SEAS YOU'RE MONKEY D DRAGON- wait who’s Wani-

[Crocodile sends a wave of sand and chucks Jackie out a nearby open window. He turns to Dragon.]

Crocodile: No I’m not doing an interview. I was just… paying the babysitter

Dragon: 😮➡️🤨 And you’re okay with having her around? Given her profession I would have thought otherwise.

Crocodile: *exasperated sigh* She’s…okay. The boys love her and she truly hasn’t said a word to that foul fowl so I have no real reason to fire her…unless you know anything

Dragon: Most mentions of her in our reports are her helping us in some way. Her true motives remain unclear technically so she's still on our person of interest board.

Jackie: *sitting on the window sill* First and foremost let me just say I am honoured to be on your POI board! You’re on our person of interest board too Mr Dragon! You’re actually on like 5 different boards technically speaking! Also *pulls out notepad and feather pen* Do you have time to answer 1 or 5 or 27 questions?!?!

Crocodile: I Will Get A Hose So Help Me Jackie

[juliendesclefs]

The Undertale Fanfic is available on Archive of Our Own (AO3, look under the cut hehe)!

Hi everyone!

NEW FANFIC AVAILABLE ON ARCHIVE ON OUR OWN (AO3)!

In "Marle Clef de Nuit ends the Undertale", the evil goddess teams with Chara, the demon that comes when people call her name to make quite a particular evil duo!

⚠️The fanfiction contains gore, strong language and headcanons!

Summary:

Marle Clef de Nuit, goddess from a world of eternal night, decides to have some evil fun within the universe of Undertale. She allies with "the demon that comes when people call her name", named Chara.... But this collaboration seems fragile and base on eachother's interests. They venture through the Underground to acheive their absolute: total world domination!

Will the duo avheive it's nefarious goal? Who holds the key of this world's destiny?

Discover it in "Marle Clef de Nuit ends the undertale!"

[minniiaa]

trafalgar law's worst nightmare

[forestlovesyou]

I got hit by a huge wave of nostalgia and fell back into the Undertale rabbithole and I just couldn't resist the urge to make a Handplates skeleton lore accurate oc who I am pretty proud of ngl :] adawd

[froggydraws]

THGE BABYGIRL...... (falls over with a splat sound)

[fluorescentbrains]

the men at work aren’t listening to me etc etc water is wet