#cynadri

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Am I Elvenkin? If so, was my name Cynadris?

Yes and yes!

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I am absolutely OBSESSED with tweos and claudrien, but I have to ask: is there anyone in canon you actually ship Adrien with? Love square or otherwise (especially otherwise). Or is everyone else just meh?

Can’t wait for more tweos updates btw!!!!!!

YEAHHHHHH CLAUDRIEN NATION GAINS A NEW CITIZENNNN (follow me so i can add you to the roster bestie <3)

I don't think I will ever be 100% down for any of the lovesquare lol. I'm not really sure why? Cause I used to think it just didn't have the 'right drama' to it, but then you see fics like FaOLL and they give it that and it's just... still not it to me? Maybe the lovesquare just needs homoerotic/cannibalistic vibes for me to be into it XD

As for other canon... Adribrina has grown on me. This is entirely @generalluxun and @lazyartist16s's doing, I will admit. If I can't have my boy be a melodramatic freak, then I'll at least let him be cute and adorable with someone who would truly appreciate him. Also it's a fellow cat/dog ship, so I physically, legally have to stan.

ok ok as for updates: it's been a long time coming because ch52 is heavy, and i've gotten stuck on a few things chief of which is I'm not sure how directly I want to describe gabriel lashing out at adrien. it's not for very long, buuuuut considering how difficult the Valentine's Day WIP is, I definitely have a lower tolerance for writing skin-crawling stuff than I think. (I think the relative ease that I churned out Ch37 is the cause of this delusion lol)

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soooo. may have girlbossed too close to the sun with that last chapter of tweos... hehe.

As an apology, I'm starting to catalogue all my old scrapped drabbles/scenes into extra content! (@mxacegrey don't leave me baby)

As always, requests for scenes or ideas are HIGHLY HIGHLY appreciated and I can guarantee I'll add them to this anthology!

claudrien nation tags: @wuhuislandconspiracy @cutepastelstarsalior @everything163 @myriadmi @fraberry-stroobcake @fabseg-reader @carpetbug

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*shakes you violently* FUCIKNG JAZZ PIANOOOOOOOO

PIANO THING OUT PIANO THING OUT, I EVEN ADDED IN SHEET MUSIC AND HAD TO FIGURE OUT THE CHORD VOICINGS MYSELF. ITS ONLY LIKE 1.5K WORDS JUST FUCKIN READ IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

claudrien nation + more people i'm dragging in just this once: @wuhuislandconspiracy @dayochoco @mxacegrey @joshua-the-phoeinx @everything163 @fraberry-stroobcake @fabseg-reader @myriadmi @carpetbug @cutepastelstarsalior @celestiall0tus @asukiess

(also chapter 7 has domestic married couple things. hehe)

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claudrien breakup is legitimately so funny to me cause like.

adrien deals with it by splaying himself out on a fainting couch like he's in an Austen Novel, holding a bottle of Prosecco by the neck, and wistfully monolouging:

"Was love ever real, Plagg? Or is it merely an illusion of hearts, meant to shield us from the bitter cold of our life's solitude~? Alas! Even if such were the case, I shall let myself fall into it regardless, for all of man's existence has been to fight and succumb to our vices..."

But Claudia's like "yeah fuck mourning this breakup i'm asking my boss for more hours and getting on that GRIND."

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Is your Adrien allergic to Peacock feathers...lol how's that work with Peahen(female Peacock) Claw's(Do feel like typing up her whole name) if so?

Nope! I kind of hate the whole feather allergy thing (so much so I even lampshade it in the fic by making it an obvious lie that Adrien tells to explain the uh... unusual amount of used tissues in his bedroom trashcan, iykyk), so he is very much not.

I could see it eventually being his excuse for why he starts to act so different around her. No, no, his face is red around Pavino because of fever! He's allergic! Clearly! ...no other reason.

also, on a related note: Pavino being the Spanish masculine form was intentional! I swear hearing somewhere that Mayura was actually the Sanskrit masculine form for "Peacock" (and the feminine form is "Mayuri"), and I actually kind of dig it? Pavino just fits Claudia better imo than Pavina, and if Cynic is any indication, Claudia doesn't shy away from being masculine (some of her other forms I have in mind, such as BugBite and Ballbuster/Longhorn*, are incredibly superhumanly tall and muscular, just because Claudia wanted it that way)

*Ox Miraculous.

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for a while, the TWEOS parallel to the New York Special was simply that Adrien wasn't allowed to go on the school trip and he just stayed home (and this was before he met Claudia so obviously no her).

...and yet.

i an beginning to wonder if it would be neat to write a spinoff one-shot/AU^2 of sorts with Adrien and Claudia in NYC. i have some ideas

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@myriadmi gave me the wonderful idea of combining my fic AU of TWEOS with @geek-fashionista so i just, like. GOTTA get this shit out of my brain

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"Who am I?" a husky voice spoke over the phone. For all Adrien knew, his adversary was lounging on the seat of their stolen motorcycle (something he was positive they only pilfered to copy him, by the way), or maybe even treating themselves to a glass of wine while snickering about all of their nefarious deeds.

"Why, I'm the runaway princess of a nearby nation who— Oh, no, that's not it. -Yes, I'm actually the heir to a Fortune 500 who plans to take back my daddy's money and use it for- Oops.. Not that either."

The Cynic let out a snicker, smug and conniving. If anything, they lived up to their title of the Parisian Coyote.

"Or am I a just figment of your imagination, a manifestation of your insecurities?" they drolled, with Adrien only imagining them twirling a fake telephone cord on their bony little finger. "Maybe you're losing your Lady to someone who isn't even real, Chat Noir. You tell me~"

"Whether she's grown to like you or not, you dog, I will not let Ladybug fall into your hands," he sneered. "You have no chance with her, no matter how much you butter her up. I don't know why you even try."

"You don't know?" They gasped, with an affect in their voice akin to a silver screen starlet. "You don't know?"

Adrien couldn't do much more than glare into his own phone as The Cynic responded.

"I do it because I want to see just what your pretty little face will look like when you realize she's all mine."

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ok so in this cross-au, i can see Cynic and Chat being competing sidekicks for Ladybug. Chat Noir is the perfect sidekick and all, but... this 'Coyote' seems to always come in clutch and make up for Chat Noir's occasional mistakes! ...And they're so charming, too!

so obviously chat noir wants them dead lol. but the tension??? the tension.

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Chat Noir and The Cynic both run away together after severely pissing off Team Ladybug, and are always transformed to stay on high alert.

After a while Chat Noir starts craving cheese, to the point where he can't function without it.

The Cynic however starts needing blood, and the instant Chat Noir he's like. Finally. I can offer my essense, my very being, to the creature who has bewitched my soul

..you vile beast.

*DRAMATIC SIGH* I've been planning on saving the vampire shit for the defining feature of the CynAdri dynamic (this pairing idiots make love like a phlebotomist's wet dream with their horrendous blood-consuming sluttery). But I can make an exception here. Because I don't give you guys enough of Adrien's masochism.

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"I can just take it from someone else," Cynic said, their mouth already dangerously close to Chat's neck. The longer the coyote had stayed in costume, the more all of them had blurred together, until you couldn't really tell whether they were a man or woman to begin with—But that was the least of Chat's problems, anyways.

He winced at the feeling of Cynic's breath on his skin, gripping both of Cynic's hands tightly. He wasn't exactly pinned against a wall of any sort, even if he looked like it; The way their hands were interlocked seemed to push into and pull against in equal amounts to keep both of them still. Terribly still. The anticipation was consuming him from the inside.

"Please." He couldn't look Cynic in the eye when he asked for it. "...Please."

Chat felt Cynic breathe against his neck again—this time in a low, quiet laugh—and he felt his knees grow weak at the feeling. Cynic ripped one of their hands away from Chat's own, gripping him by the waist and pulling him closer to them.

"Fine," Cynic hissed, pulling Chat in to sink their fangs properly into his neck. "You do taste delicious, I guess."

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waiting for one of y'all to send me the masochism tango and be like "holy shit this is so adrien" as if it's not literally CynAdri and I don't have vivid storyboards in my head of him singing it to his coyote girl boyfriend