#cw oncler

[keter-class-anomaly]

@swampthing07 and @nico-the-overlord dared me to draw, and then post genderbent oncler with big boobs, so now EVERYONE gets to suffer.

Me 😔^^^^

[dove-da-birb]

W h y ? !

You're getting married to your Tumblr pfp how fucked are u

[charming-and-charismatic]

since i discovered today that the oncler is from the lorax and is not the protagonist of his own movie, i am writing the plot of the oncler movie here

the oncler’s voice will be an impression of mario and i envision him as looking like those photons of the oncler photoshopped to look like wilbur soot

so, the oncler lives on a farm and his favorite animal is a cow. he has no family and the closest town is like 3 miles away. he needs to go on a quest in the woods to get weed for the soup he’s making to give to the townspeople. so he goes into the woods with his favorite cow, mario, to search for weed.

the oncler and mario come across a small and dilapidated hut that’s is next to a scummy lake. they enter and start rummaging around for stuff cause they think nobody lives there. BUT a giant witch walks through the doorway holding some fish that she just caught with her big giant hands and she’s like “what are you doing in my house” and threatens to cook them for dinner instead of the fish, candy witch style. the oncler and mario barely make it out, but luckily mario stands up on two legs and punches the witch unconscious.

as they leave the house, mario bumps into some shelves or something and a map falls out. it’s a map to the weed. the witch is the one who grows the weed. they continue on their quest.

deeper in the woods, they meet a monkey who is also searching for weed. this monkey is named carlos. carlos is an addict and needs more weed. he joins them on their quest. next, the three of them meet a little girl who has been lost in the woods ever since the giant witch gave her false directions to the weed. her name is pam and she is seven. her father sent her to get weed for him. the four of them search for weed together.

they reach the place where the weed is and start harvesting it but the giant witch shows up to stop them. there’s like a fight and stuff, follwed by a heartwarming scene of understanding and stuff. the witch’s name is wendy by the way.

the five of them go back to the oncler’s farm and make soup together and bring it to town. now the oncler has a sister, a niece, and a pet monkey.

and some weed.

[fictionkinfessions]

New kinmonality check!! Shitheads in a snazzy green suit that are so terrified of dying they commit tremendous atrocities in a pathetic attempt to become immortal!!!!! I'm not gonna tell you who they are but if you guess right I'll give you one of those big ass choccy chip cookies

[just-antithings]

I've been reading some early aughts fandom wank (a much better term compared to discourse) and stumbled across someone who thinks that, by writing fanfiction, a person is r*ping the author's work. Also said this: "If you were MY kid and I found you r*ping someone's work I would beat you with the belt." I'd say I found an anti's mom but she describes herself as childfree in her bio. Maybe she's someone's weird aunt. If so, I feel bad for her niblings.

[lovely-cryptids]

dear followers,

nev said i could ask you for things can you please torture them with oncler discourse (specifically nfsw) (even more specifically about whether the oncler or tadashi would top)

thank you for your time i'll try to reblog what you guys tag us in with tagging for cw nfsw if needed

[smalltowndimwits]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'm BIG SAD that other-Tweek died!!!!!!! Nooooooooooooooo~ Got me RIGHT IN THE FEELZ

Tweek Selfcest was my OTP! 🤧🤧🤧🤧 and now one of you is in SUPERHELL for BEING GAY like on CW's SUPERNATURAL! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA This is like if they split up Oncler and Greedler! 💔 Can you IMAGINE?? I CAN'T EVENNNNN! TT0TT ASDFGHJL;,

Oh, well! 😗 I guess that frees you up though! 🤗

Now Tweek: you should go kiss Kenny. Go kiss Kenny right now. Your in love with him and I'm going to go tell him right now that you've always wanted to lick his sexy booty. Your welcome! 😝💝💋😌

Sorry but I don't like Kenny that way. He's not my type. Besides he likes someone else.

And isn't the other Tweek dating Craig? So we would never happen even if we were both single

[just-antithings]

it's weird how out of all the weird typical fanfic-isms, the one antis seem most often to give a pass is onceler-style selfcest. see: creator of the sexypedia wiki and however much is left of their development team after all of the purity purges and drama schisms they keep going through. while we're on that subject their wiki has threats of violence built into it for all the characters deemed to be minors/"child coded" and apparently refused shadow the hedgehog on the same grounds.

really? from what I’ve seen antis tend to be pretty anti selfcest