#cw eggs

[esthercore]

Cw: Eggs, gn! User so mpreg if you are a guy, very self indulgant

The life as a family head can become quite frustrating, especially having to work in a high stress environment everyday, countless responsibilities weighing down on his shoulders and his own 'family' to take care of, while keeping up with the appearances and his reputation . It's used be a frustrating routine, but now Sunday had his salvation, his beloved, you.

Now everyday was exciting, as after long hours work, instead of going back to an empty cold house, he gets to be in your arms. His once empty and soulless abode, now filled with clitters of decor, and having a personality, making the mansion feel like a real home.

And recently, his staff has started noticing the way he had started to impatiently tap his feet whenever he had to stay even 1 minute overtime, or how on every break he would always on a call talking in a loving concerned voice.

Everyday Sunday rush back home, hurriedly changing his clothes, and getting himself cleaned up before entering in your shared bedroom with a big smile on the sight he was daily greeted with.

Leaning on the doorframe, just staring at the bed and just how much he cherishes to be able to see his mate, all curled up bed, arms wrapped around a big gold tinted egg, napping, nesting.

For him it's the cutest sight, sneaking in few pics of you and your egg ever so often, his little treasure.

You are the light of his world, and he likes to show his affection by actress of services, taking care of you and letting you take break from taking care of the egg, whenever he's home. Love giving you massages, knowing how much it helps your strained body and holding you in his lap while you hold the egg.

And he never forget the day he woke up, at the tiny cracking noises, being a light sleeper he was first to wake up, his calm demeanor nowhere to be found, as he hurriedly woke you up, his voice loud in excitement.

You were just half awake, when suddenly there was your egg in your arms, and a tiny feet peeking out.

.

.

.

"Oh my god! The baby is coming out!!" You yelled in panic and suprise, shocked at how fast things were going, one second you were in dreamland and next you were suprised by a baby in your arms, kicking the shell of their egg, whine making the cutest noises, as your lover hold you from behind, supporting you.

It might all be too sudden but, everything was just fine. Just perfect. Just a dream of the new born Aeon....

[twistedlovelines]

🐈‍⬛ anon i love u but when u mentioned the octatrio laying unfertilized eggs i immediately knew that i would eat them like caviar . no hesitation . straight from the source .

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

I'd write these thoughts out as a fic I could post to ao3 (probably anonymously 'cus I'm shy) if I had the wherewithal to write lately, but I don't, so fuck it we ball!

Rambling Tumblr post time

Picturing Grian with a little egg baby, and he tucks it into his sweater like a marsupial's pouch to keep it warm and incubated while he's being antsy and refusing to lay around in the nest all day,,

Just holding little tiny egg to his chest, bundled up in the front of his sweater as he walks or flies around, running various errands or working on his builds.

At some point someone probably notices and offers him a baby-carrier of sorts to make sure he can't drop the egg by accident, just some extra security. To make sure it doesn't detract from the skin-to-shell contact warmth and stuff it would probably have to be daily customized, hand made especially for him

Honestly, the whole mental imagery of Grian having an egg baby is very funny to me because I have a broken sense of humor because I can imagine him just laying an egg and going "welp, guess we're doing egg now" and catching the whole rest of the server off guard by being all nonchalant about it to the point they all start questioning if he's actually taking this whole literal future baby thing seriously at all or if he's even processed it at all (which to be fair, he probably hasn't fully, beyond the bit-potential of just vibing about it and watching everyone's reactions)

I'm just imagining him being far too confident and unphased about the whole thing 'cus it's so much funnier to him to watch everyone else freak out than to be the one doing the freaking out himself (either having gotten his own freaking out out of the way early on, or eventually having it catch up with him and having his freak out about it all only once it's actually hatching time. Or maybe just genuinely getting all the stress out of the way secondhand through everyone else's reactions, idk)

Being the aroace who barely does any shipping that I am, I have no idea where this egg came from, but I the idea of it is so very funny (and generally interesting) to me

[defiedfate]

discussed starter for @darlingblitzy

Sterilized. It was the end of his child-bearing. A fitting end, Stolas thought. Finalized with two eggs nestled in the incubator. Two chances at life. Two babes that would need him, want him, LOVE him above all else… At least until they were teenagers. If Octavia was anything to go by, there would be quote a few difficult years in their adolescence. But that was quite a ways off yet. They weren't even here yet. Their milestones not yet met to hatch. He wondered if there was a heartbeat yet-- probably too early yet.

Home for a few days by now, he had spent most of that time in bed; sore. His middle a hash of staples and stitches, he'd grimaced when he changed the bandages. Hadn't let Blitz into the bathroom, much to his chagrin. The wound from his surgery felt unbearably ugly and he didn't want the imp to see him that way. Not yet.

Give it a little more time to heal. To scar. To fade beneath a regrowth of feathers where it could be hidden more easily than a shaved and plucked laceration only just put together.

Both eggs had been born fertile, despite the second's more trialed entrance into the world. A quick look with the lamp had shown a fetal zygote within the watery contents. It would certainly grow into a healthy, happy baby. Or, at least, that's what Stolas would hope. They weren't quite out of the woods yet. There was still a chance that something could happen.

No. Don't think that way. Everything will be fine, he told himself firmly. Nothing would happen to the babies. Nothing. Not if he had any say in fate's design. And he had more of a hand in than most with his grimoire on-hand.

The first day he got out of bed, he had been home for 3 days. Long enough to be tired of the softness of his mattress and laying on his back. So, though he was sore, he got himself up. Managed to dress himself in a robe before trailing down the staircase to the rest of the house. Gaspar met him at the bottom of the stairs, but he waved him away absently. Not necessarily the most dignified a dismissal, but his focus wasn't on imp sensitivity. He was wondering where Blitz was in the house.

"Blitz..?" he called out, wandering the halls and corridors. Arms folded in a subconscious cradle of his middle, he wasn't quite standing upright as he searched for the other.

[yanban-san]

✨eggs✨

✨You know it✨

[pearlnareff]

So eggs is one of those foods I’ve always had a love hate relationship with. I will be like “Oh yes I want eggs” take a few bites of scrambled eggs, then my brain is like “Right, I hate eggs these eggs are disgusting get them away from me.” And I know this isn’t an individual experience, that a lot of other people are this way too.  WELL I was at a brunch place and they’re like “Oh you want eggs how do you want them cooked” and i’m like yo i’ll try something different let me have them fried instead of scrambled. Which of course was followed by “Fried how?” “Fried... how?” “Yeah like over easy, over--” “Over...?”  So i got them overmedium. AND OH MY GOD THEY WERE SO GOOD. It was an eggpiphany. I love overmedium eggs! So now that’s pretty much all I have eaten for the past.... it’s been five or six days. And I now hate eggs again. /hj

[rs-hawk]

You get a pet tentacle as a "gag gift" for your birthday. You have no idea why your friends thought the little mass with a tentacle would make you laugh, but it didn't. Of course though, you don't want to be mean to it, so you take it home, trying to make it comfortable. You don't understand that by taking it home, now it thinks you've chosen it as your mate.

Once you're asleep, it expands, filling your bedroom with all of its tentacles. The first one to reach you has a plant like appendage, which spritzes you with an aphrodisiac that will also help you properly incubate its eggs. You groan, wiping the droplets from your face. There's already a hot pulsing between your legs. Without thinking much about it, still being half asleep, you kick off your blanket, eager fingers rolling your clit and stuffing into your hole.

Your tentacle pet stops to watch you, excitement building within it. Its mate is putting on a show for it! You must really want it! After a few moments, it can't stand it anymore. Two more tentacles reach for you, attaching to your nipples. That's when you start to realize what's going on, but you're so desperate now for release and to be stuffed you're almost crying.

Its suckers suck and pull on your nipples, making you moan and whimper. More tentacles wrap around your arms, pulling your hands away from your dripping hole. You let out a tiny whine of protest. The tentacles spread your cunt wide, looking at you clench around nothing, your wetness soaking your bed. Its breeding tentacles pulsing already.

You start to whine and beg for it to fuck you, wiggling your hips as more tentacles restrain you, making sure you're secure. Finally, one starts sucking on your clit, making you cum almost instantly. Despite your finish, your cunt is still eager to be stuffed and filled.

"Please, please," you beg it, lifting your hips up slightly.

Your pet is more than happy to comply, stuffing a thick tentacle into your eager hole. A moan escapes from your lips, your eyes half lidded from pleasure. It thrusts in and out of you, slowly depositing eggs directly into your womb. It doesn't even matter to you as you feel the weight in your body. You just need the tentacles to keep pleasuring and fucking you.

[lilybug-02]

Eimmet High...temmiE high. OMG!

Part 28 || First || Previous || Next...(Hiatus)

--Full Series--

Next update may take...much longer! I have finals and an internship and not to mention I have to draw- A LOT :')

[mistercrowbar]

Various modern AU sketches based on @satanicspinosaurus' WIP fic feat Bubbles the argus monitor

[tequila-solar-storm]

NS/FW

CW mpreg, breeding kink, age difference, somnophilia

Aaaahhh my apologies, I completely forgot about tagging that one you're right vzhzhs

About kinjaw children.. I wonder, I've been trying to visualize and put on paper ajaw's non pixel form and I'm still not sure about it, I hope there'll be more information on him in the future??? I do hope kinich eyes genes end up dominating the genetic lottery tho cause they're extremely pretty.

The funniest part about Kinich responding "Ajaw" to the breeding kink question is probably that he won't elaborate any further??? Leaving the figuring out the logistics to whoever partner he dropped that bomb on Haha.

Tysm for writing all that about... Trinich?? Haha that's an interesting read and I have a different view on the dinamic now honestly, if he does have a living wife, she does sound like a legend!! And Kinich already planning a second round... my guy is truly insatiable xD

A question for you, since I've been wondering ever since you mentioned hcing kinich not having particular preference except ROUGH ROUGH ROUGH

I've been trying to figure out if there's something he does not like.

do you think he'll be into somno??

I feel like he won't but I'm curious to know your opinion on that!

—🌻

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Ah, I do love Schrödinger's Age Gap. Let’s assume Huni is 8-10. If Kinich is 22-25 and Trinidad had his daughter young, he’ll be 28-30ish? If that’s the case, the age gap won’t be that big. But at the same time Trinidad could be 40??? 50??? The gap’s suddenly huge then…

Age debate aside, let’s move on to the rest of the ask!

I’m eagerly awaiting Ajaw’s lore too!! He seems pretty important for the Natlan lore in general, and I’m super curious to know what exactly he is! That aside, now I’m just imagining their kid hatching to become some stunningly gorgeous human with Kinich’s (Absolutely lovely!!) eyes and ALL his features. None of Ajaw’s. Ajaw’s going to be so mad 🤣🤣

KINICH ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT ELABORATE!!! He’ll go ‘Ajaw’ and while the poor sap is reeling he’ll pull a ‘okay g’night’ and. Sleep. Leaving his partner completely confused because what??? The tiny pixel lizard has a dick??? Is it pixelated too??? YOU SLEPT WITH THE LIZARD??? Kinich you’re a Cisgender Male™ what do you MEAN YOU GOT PREGNANT WITH HIS EGGS BEFORE?? EGGS WITH A ‘S’???

Trinidad and his partner are like:

Turning polyamorous to spice up your romance: ❌❌❌

Turning polyamorous but only for one guy because you want said bastard OBLITERATED: ✅✅✅

Bold of you to assume Kinich’s going to stop at a second round. He’ll be draining that man until it’s no longer possible for Huni to get a sibling because everything got stolen HAHAHAHA

Kinich’s probably neutral about somnophilia but not for reasons people think. He‘s not bothered about the vulnerability aspect. He’s just too much of a light sleeper to indulge in it!! The second someone’s trying to shove their dick in him he’s waking up. If it wasn’t preplanned/he wasn’t anticipating it, he might accidentally sleep-rip the person’s dick off out of sheer survival instinct before waking up and going ‘whoops oh shit’

It’s mostly the disruption to his sleep that won’t be welcomed. His lifestyle is quite busy, so he values his sleep a lot. Sleep is super important!!! Plus, if he’s going to do it, it’ll be with someone he trusts and not a casual fling. But once again not for the reasons people think.

It’s more so to protect his partner than himself, as strangers have a MUCH higher chance of activating his accidental crotch mutilation mode HAHAHA

Technically, if his partner can do it without waking him up, it’ll be quite efficient for him! Having sex in his sleep means he doesn’t have to waste time doing the deed awake. He can instead use the time to earn more Mora HAHAHA

Jokes aside, I do think he’ll appreciate being awake more since intimacy is something he actively enjoys! If his partner likes it though, he won’t say no. He’s doting like that! But they’ll either have to invest in sleeping aids first, or his partner needs to contend himself with masturbating to his sleeping form. Even then, though, the person runs the risk of getting too close and triggering his survival instinct…

[zizsmthg]

"You did so well Chay..."

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

Sometimes I forget that not everyone knows about roly poly babies and stuff

Like most people probably don't know that roly polies are born itsy bitsy and pure white, then have their first molt (wait do people even know that roly polies molt-) 24 hours later and get a little black spot on their back

Most people probably don't know that female roly polies lay 20-50 tiny golden eggs into a see-through pouch on their underside and you can see the little eggs in their if she rolls over, and that once they hatch the pouch looks white instead of gold because you can see the tiny white babies

Most people also probably don't know how to tell a male and female role poly apart for that matter...

But then I had to go and get hyperfixated on roly polies four years ago, so now I'm just stuck with this knowledge forever

(bonus fun fact: roly polies are crustaceans and have gills, they need a damp environment or they dry out but they also still drown when submerged so really they're just a little bit cringefail. I love this fact about them way too much)

[defiedfate]

discussed starter for @darlingblitzy

Stolas was still in bed when Blitz arrived, greeted at the door by the butler, Gaspar. Unlike with Asmodeus, he hadn't tried to get up this time. Instead remaining propped up against the pillows and smiling gently in Blitzo's direction when he stepped into the room. The egg was in a bjorn, wrapped around him. Swaddled like an infant so that it would remain warm outside of the incubator in the corner.

"You came..!" There's some relief in the way he said it. Like he didn't entirely believe he would come. A kernal of doubt festering in the corners of his mind.

This wasn't a typical situation, after all. Wasn't their usual meeting and, after the few days they'd both had, there was some level of eggshells being walked on-- so to speak.

Adjusting himself in the bed to sit up a little straighter, Stolas motioned for Blitz to join him. Patting the place beside him gently.

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

🎃 A Warm Body

Oviposition CW: egg laying Monster!Reader based on an Anon❤️ from a while ago, yandere!human, reader with male and female reproductive organs

Growling in frustration, (Reader's) long claws carved into the concrete flooring of the room they were kept prisoner.

Their swollen body ached with how full they were, going mad with how desperate they were for release. As soon as they emerged from the Earth to reproduce, a human shot them with enough tranquilizers to put down a herd of elephants, which is why (Reader) now found themselves in what was essentially a concrete box, locked in by a large steel vault. (Reader) cried out in need, craving release.

The metal door spun obnoxiously, multiple mechanisms whirring as it unlocked and squealed open. The man who shot (Reader) quickly entered, shutting the door closed again behind him. There were so many things he wanted to say, an entire romantic monologue planned for the creature he had spent his entire life obsessing over, researching and hunting despite no one else believing in (Reader's) existence. But before he could open his mouth, (Reader) had him by the leg, dragging him down beneath them.

(Reader) ignored the man's happy squeaks, ripping his clothes off to find a suitable hole. His face glowed with heat, blushing as he pitifully attempted to cover up his body. But his small, human body was no match for (Reader's), effortlessly holding the man up by his hips, unfazed by his weak flailing. With his ass presented to (Reader) they couldn't help groaning, nearly bursting just from the thought of being able to mate.

They pushed the man onto their large depositor, screaming in pleasure at how snuggly he fit on them. (Reader) slid him against them, animalistic grunts bouncing off the concrete walls as they mercilessly fucked him.

His smile and incoherent babbling was cute, but (Reader) didn't really care. It didn't matter that it felt good for their abductor, that he was in complete and utter bliss. Nor did they appreciate his erect penis twitching with his building climax, about ready to cum without touching it. The only thing that mattered was coating the insides of his ass with their protective slime, forming a type of pocket to protect their eggs from his bodily functions.

Squelching sounds filled the air as he slapped into (Reader's) pelvis wetly, creating strings of fluids stretching between their bodies. (Reader) could feel that they had pumped enough nesting liquid into him, with how round he was already becoming.

The man erratically spasmed as the first egg entered his asshole, hitting his prostate on the way in. Cum hit the concrete with the next egg, off-white droplets landing pathetically by (Reader's) feet and dripping onto his own face from the doubled over position.

But (Reader) wasn't done. Eggs continued pumping into his body, brushing past the overstimulated man's sensitive spot, bringing him to tears as his post ejaculated body was overwhelmed, fucking deep into his aching hole.

He couldn't stand or run away, his legs weak from his orgasm and his body tired from the sudden bloating from his unnatural impregnation. (Reader) carefully pulled out after finishing, satisfied from laying their first brood. The man wasn't a bad host for their offspring, still smiling through his drool and tears. His full body was cradled against (Reader's) protectively, feeling content with the new life laid inside of him.

(Reader) may have only needed a warm body, but they didn't mind using this one for the rest of their mating needs ❤️

[gaywarcriminals]

i think siren sj should try to seduce sy as they become adults which fails at every turn bc sy is blind to signals. cue sj hearing about sy’s new “friend” who is clearly going after him for sex! sj has a full belly the next night. sy is so sad his new friend is gone but at least sj has given him some pretty new shell or pearl to cheer him up!

Alklkacklanklcalkn. After a few deaths, rumors start going around that SY is cursed, and people start slowly backing off. SY mopes about his friends avoiding him, but luckily SJ is there to comfort him! (Side note:I think SY still hasn't realized that SJ eats people, since SY has been feeding SJ a steady diet of pork and candy for 10 years).

SJ has also been sooo nice lately, draping SY in all kinds of hand made jewelry, saying it's "traditional"! SJ keeps asking if SY has been eating properly, and poking and prodding SY's body tisking about how he's not "ready" yet-- he keeps alluding to something happening in the spring that SY is supposed to prepare for, and ofc SY can't disrespect mermaid culture but disobeying SJ's orders!

[orionis13]

Who wants to be bloodthirsty time traveling lesbians with me