#cw bare ass

[yuthanagia]

buzz osborne and david yow having fun time (i don't know the year so if you know lmk)

[hoodedjelly]

nicktoons unite beach episode (real) (not clickbait)

doodles i drew cause i thought of while working on the main piece

[nart-is-a-monster]

Cw fake blood (⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠)

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(⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)⁠━⁠☆ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟgo read the fic right MEOWWW

So.... last time I painted this I was unsatisfied with how it looked and the expressions and the color. SO I decided to paint it again and also do something else about bc... Why the fuck not

[wind-up-thancred]

sometimes it can be difficult to take care of yourself; it's okay to let someone else give you a hand

[zhouyes]

WANG RUICHANG as GENERAL CHANG YUQING

fighting for love, 阿麦从军

[perelka-l]

deep thought for today is that kieran is more of a snork mimimimi guy and drayton is a honk shooooo type

[officialbruciewayne]

Money is overrated let's burn it all and live without money or the government! Let cook and eat the RICH!

-🪡

People do love to eat me out, so...

Sure. Let's eat the rich. They might be into that.

[umemiyan]

big brother umemiya…………

[astramachina]

when i was forced to get an obgyn i was more than a little spooked when this lady walked in with a tiny gold cross hanging from her neck, but honestly the fact that she has gone above and beyond updating her research and the language she uses? "i know what it's like to be either ignored or have my health written off as me over-exaggerating symptoms, i will NOT let that happen to you" and then proceeding to make sure that my medical notes are absolutely bullet-proof for any fucker who wants to be a slimeball about it? based, actually. this lady does not fuck around.

[skelekins]

//////w\\\\\\\ Fang and Kil' belong to @smokbeast Kelek is mine

[r3dblccd]

Not gonna lie, I'm pretty scared for the future now that those in power in my country have passed an anti-LGBT "propaganda" bill in schools and our president supported it

[crowleystolemyshoes]

gofundme for bills after parental death

my stepmom died a few days ago. she was 49. it was incredibly sudden. my dad, younger sister, and stepmom's son from her previous marriage lived together, and they relied predominantly on my stepmom's disability payments to make bills and such. my dad is doing really bad and is staying in a mental hospital for the foreseeable future until he's no longer a risk to himself.

my sister is eighteen and is dropping out of high school to help support her family, because we have no clue what's going to happen financially. she's never had a job before, and minimum wage in her state is $7.25. my stepmom's son is too young to work.

my sister has set up a gofundme to help cover bills until our dad is out of the hospital and they can make a plan. she's set the goal at $5000, but that whole amount isn't necessary--even covering half of the bills for one month would be huge.

anyway, here's the link, if you're an adult who's financially stable and able to help. please reblog this, they need help

[icicledream-archive]

man someone really ended a friendship with me bc i made. a dumb joke. about a ship i don't like. huh.

[vilelittlecritter]

Me looking at people losing their shit at my art and my reaction being "WHAT IS BRO TALKING ABOUT🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️"

[vihrago-a]

me having an absolute breakdown over a small thing last night:

my dad: ………. you dont normally get this upset over something so small …………. no one is upset or anything, are you good??????

me : 🧍‍♀️yeah

[succubusvalentine]

Simon Riley who never gets mad at his wife. No matter how angry he is. CW : None. Pure fluff

Simon was practically fuming. First he'd been ordered by Price to train a group of new recruits, then, the young recruits decided to be a colossal pain in the ass, and to top it off, he'd missed his lunch break where he would normally have some respite by calling you.

So now, he was shouting at the recruits. More than usual. The recruits all looked dead on their feet. But Simon didn't care, they decided to be annoying little pricks. They needed discipline or they'd never make it in the military.

"For fucks sake, you mongrel! Run ten laps!" Simon roared at a recruit, the others looking nervous. Not wanting to be the next one to face Simon.

"Uh, sir?" One of the recruits squeak.

"What?!" Simon roared, the recruit pointing behind Simon.

Simon turned with a low growl, clearly not in the mood for anymore antics, only for him to look down and see you. His wife, in a pretty little sundress and holding a Tupperware container full of something. It didn't matter what was inside, his stomach was growling at the thought of your cooking.

"Swee'heart" Simon sighed in relief, his shoulders visibly relaxing and his arms wrapping around your waist. He relished in the squeak that came from you as he lifted you up and buried his face in the crook of your neck.

"You alright, big guy?" you giggle. Simon grumbling in agreement. Making you laugh again.

Simon set you down, barking at the recruits to find Price and that he'll be taking over the training, before walking behind you with his hands on your waist to guide you to his office.

"Si, if you're busy I can go" you offer, and Simon can barely handle how fucking sweet you are to him.

Simon shook his head, taking off his balaclava and sitting in his office chair. Pulling you to sit on his lap.

"Made you some cottage pie" you grin, opening the container in your hands and handing it to Simon. God it was still warm. "I thought you were gonna yell at me with how mad you were at the recruits"

"Would never yell at you, princess" Simon said, rubbing your hips as you fed him a forkful of the cottage pie. He groaned at the taste, making you giggle.

"good?"

"so fucking good, lovie. Needed your cooking after how shit today has been" Simon smiled, bringing your left hand to his lips and kissing your wedding ring gently.

⛧°. ⋆𓌹♰𓌺⋆. °⛧

btw guys I pulled white lily cookie and dark cacao cookie while writing this :p