#cuz imagine trying to hurt him and he just gives you a 🥺 with them big eyes

[shappeyknappey]

I love the fact that Kalim being such a sweet boi, a good lad, just the kindest person expecting nothing in return for his generosity got him a win in the tournament.

And that Leona had to admit that being nice can actually get you somewhere.

[calmlb]

Hi Essie!!! Hope you're doing well! (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)❤️

So I had this idea for a sick!Dazai fic (that I'm honestly too tired to write dhehee), and who else is better to brainstorm it with than my fellow Dazai whump enthusiast? :D

Based on my own experience of being sick for the past week, I forgot how awful it can get. It sucks. You're feverish, your nose is either runny or super blocked, your throat hurts, you get headaches, you're lethargic 80% of the time, all that stuff. But what sucked the most for me was how hot my skin felt. Like, clothes were so uncomfortable to wear from the sweat, especially since it's still summer around here.

So imagine putting bandages into account as well?

Yep, awful.

So I present you with a scenario: Teen!Dazai in his office, has taken over paper duty (that Mori knows he isn't gonna complete anyway) because of his fever. He feels gross, to say the least. Flushed and hazy, a little nauseous and sleepy. But his skin- his skin is scorching, and there is no way for it to disperse that heat because it can't breathe. He endures it for as long as he can until he just can't.

In his haze, he scrambles to tear his bandages off, loosen his tie, and decides that he will lie on the cold floor shirtless. The air conditioner isn't enough. No one is there to stop him.

Until Chuuya barges in without knocking as usual (to discus the paperwork he also knows Dazai isn't going to finish) and stumbles onto the scene.

Dazai doesn't even acknowledge him, has already taken off the bandages around his eye and is halfway through tearing off the ones around his neck. His clothes are disheveled as he loosens them and looks like he's about to take them off.

Chuuya gapes for a solid second, before exclaiming with a blush-

"What the fuck?!"

He rushes over, trying not to look at Dazai's skin that's on display and stops him. He wraps him with Mori's oversized coat aggressively.

Dazai fights against him, exclaiming that he needs to lie on the floor. Chuuya doesn't get it, all that he knows is that Dazai is delirious, and even if he thinks it's a good idea to tear through his protective layer now, he'll definitely regret it later.

So Chuuya ties him with the coat and decides to take the paperwork to his place, along with a flailing Dazai on his shoulder.

I just wanna see Dazai giving Chuuya hell during treating him 😭 cuz even if cooling off is a good idea for a fever, not staying huddled in the warmth equates to chills and endless sneezes. Makes you feel even more awful. So it's gonna be a push and pull of Chuuya trying to warm Dazai up (in order to fight off the fever faster), and Dazai wanting to cool off (because he isn't used to being this warm and hates it), until they come up with a compromise somehow dgdhejndjd

Yeah, just a fun idea! :3 Feel free to expand on it hehe

PEA 😭 i saw this when i was having a Very Bad Day™️ & it immediately made it sm better tysm 🥺🩷🩷

UGH THE TENDER, FEVERISH SKIN UNDER THE BANDAGES ❤️‍🩹 where everything just feels like too much, i completely understand why Dazai (in his feverish delusion) would think removing the offending material would be the solution

Chuuya barging in and quickly going from 👁️👄👁️ to 😳🤬. i love that he goes into protective mode, thinking of how future Dazai will surely regret this course of action & putting measures in place to prevent that 🥺

Chuuya would wrap Dazai up like a sushi roll & carry him on his shoulder like a log back to his apartment, where he proceeds to lose the idgaf war & embrace his mother hen side (which he still denies exists)

meanwhile Dazai is kicking & fighting him every step of the way, acting more like a 5 year old than a mafia sub executive (he’s still only a kid sobs), even as he shivers with chills

until Chuuya manages to get a hand in his sweat soaked curls, gently carding through them. the coolness of his leather glove against Dazai’s overheated scalp makes Dazai go still… and then slump against the couch in a mixture of relief & exhaustion. Chuuya takes advantage of his compliance to make him agree to stop fighting him, & they spend the rest of the day resting on the couch, watching movies & playing video games (well. Chuuya plays. Dazai watches & points out all of Chuuya’s mistakes) 🩷🩷🩷

[dreamwritesimagines]

Re: the extra scene-

(It’s CMA)

Omggggg this is so, so cute!!! Also Ben being so aware of her throughout the entire day 🥺🥺

Does Lottie know she’s in love with Anthony?

Omggg after they get engaged Anthony is going to walk into his study after he talks with her father and the chair is going to swivel around (idk if they had those then but shhh just go with it) and it’s going to be benedict going ‘well well well what do we have here’ and Anthony is like ‘u don’t even live here anymore???????’ And Ben’s negotiating the terms of their engagement, even tho anthony just did it with her dad. And at the end Ben is going to be like ‘have I made myself clear’ or whatever and Anthony is going to be exasperated and so over it and he’s just like ‘yes are you done’.

(Bonus: Ben did not expect him to be so forthcoming and so he keeps adding on stipulations to the agreement by going ‘and one more thing!’)

Idk I’m just imagining Jake peralta and captain holt from b99 vibes but idk if you’ve seen that show. Maybe rob Swanson and Leslie Knope but I’m less familiar with that show. Just Ben way too high on having the power over his brother for once. I mean I know that’s not entirely Ben’s vibes but also it’s silly and fun so who cares

Ben being worried he’ll be a bad husband and we all know he’s actually worried about like… being too chatty or accidentally killing a rose bush by pouring paint water on it or something. (Also though if that did happen Ben would feel awful but I hope clover would be mature enough to realize it was an accident like how she was with teddy but I doubt she’s in that place yet).

But anyway I don’t think he’s really worried about cheating or anything cuz I don’t think that’s in his nature nor being violent, despite what clover keeps insinuating, and I think he knows that he’s so in love with her that he wouldn’t want anything else or whatever.

Also though I am such a fan of the trope where the one who is worried about being cheated on is the babysitter when the other gets giggly drunk and just their drunk adoration is enough to reassure them like even if they’re inebriated they still love me. Like the whole drunk words sober thoughts kind of vibes?

And idk I feel like there might be a reverse of lady danbury’s luncheon where the guys shoot the shit together and Ben gets giggly drunk. It’d just be so cute. (Wait no I really want to see this now) (stop I’m in love with my own headcanon lmfaoooooooo)

Okay I’m done (I think). I just love this extra scene so much (and this entire story if you couldn’t tell lmfao)

CMA HI MY LOVEEEEE! ❤️🥰

Charlotte kiiiinda has an idea but not really ❤️ She convinced herself Anthony would never fall in love with her, so she is trying not to think about her own feelings for him because she thinks it's hopeless❤️ So she thinks he's the most amazing person in the world but she ignores the fact that she is completely in love with him ❤️

Lolll oh Benedict will give Anthony hell when Anthony proposes to Charlotte and afterwards😂 Like, he will make things much harder than Charlotte's father did! 😂

I've seen both of those shows, I totally know what you mean!❤️

Oh absolutely! ❤️ Benedict knows he would never cheat on her or do anything to hurt her, ever ❤️ But like, he's worried about saying the wrong thing and hurting her feelings or something, because all the relationships he had so far were physical or just not serious, and now he's actually married 😂 So he's sooo freaking out 😂

WAIT OMG-

I LOVE THIS IDEA?! 😱😍 Benedict getting drunk and Clover being totally sober, listening to him ramble about how pretty she is with a smile on her face awwww🥰 We need that scene! 😍

Thank you so much darling! 😍 ILY! ❤️❤️❤️

[taegularities]

HEY RiD ! How are you honeybuns 💗✨️ Life has been kicking my ass for a while but there is still hope for me ..Anxiety and panic attacks are the freaking worst ..I have never experienced one before so it was kinda terrifying i was literally watching my own horror movie..but thats not the point ..the point is that YOU AUTHOR RID ARE GUILTY FOR RAISING MY STANDARDS ! Like hello am i supposed to die single 😭 why would you do this huh ! ANSWER ME ....was/is there someone or something that inspired/s you to write your characters this way ..and CMI jk !! OMG His character is phenomenal ..Oh the man he is ..its like when he loves ..he just loves yk ..there is no limit /boundary to his love and affection ..i cant help but imagine that if he and oc were to wed ..he is probably gonna be the crying and throwing up bcz his heart is bursting out of love and he is so freaking drunk over her ..i just know that oc would have to koala hug him so he stops crying lmao 🥹😭 ..These freaking fictional men istg ..And dont even get me started on dates ..i swear half of the time i am just scrolling my fav aus and being delusional while on the other hand the poor guy is trying to talk to me and banging his head on the table 💀 i just hope you are taking care of your health cuz we are the sensitive gang (one thing goes wrong and i know i am already going down the rabbit hole ) ..Also just curious (if you wanna share ) How was your first date experience like? Your first crush ? Cuz there is this guy in my Arts class and i am crushing so hard on him like he is so freaking sweet and charming ..He passed my vibe check on the first day 🙂 i get butterflies (alot ) whenever he looks at me.he is not the first guy yk like i have been on a lot of dates and stuff ..i did find them attractive but it is just so different with him ..like as much as i want to believe gettinf butterflies and heart skipping beats is real ..it has never happened to me and i am just going crazy ..it is scary as well cuz no guy has ever held this much power over me 🕳🚶‍♀️ Sometimes over pinkies would touch accidently and i am already melting in a puddle 🙂😭 What the hell is happening ..it is like Cmi yk..i just know that if he tries hard enough he can break my heart and i would gladly let him( this thought scares the shit outta me ) ..

awh man, living for the chaos in this ask lol it's so all over the place 🤧 i'm okay! winter break shall give me some peace of mind. how are youuuu?… totally.. cmi jk keeps raising my standard, too :') thinking about them hurts me bc i can't wait to experience such a love one day, too </3 and you will, as well!! i know some people are odd and make people lose hope, but i want to believe that there are a bunch out there who are just right for us and know how to make us happy 💕 tbh, i didn't base these characters on anyone i know, but rather… oc is someone i strive to be and jk is the kind of person i would want to love :(

my first date? hmmmm… honestly, a bit awkward? :'D we were at his place and watching something, but i know he was looking at me through the tv's reflection? and then we had more dates and our first kiss kinda went.. very wrong lmao but all that was part of something that bloomed into something beautiful 🌹 you'll be okay, love!! enjoy the feeling your crush evokes!! manifesting so much happiness for you 🥺

(also omg i gotta ask before i go all overthinking mode.. you said arts class? but you're 18+ right? 😭 since i have a minors dni policy!! pls lmk <3)

[madame-fear]

So I read the Dark Knight’s Jonathan Crane with reader who has a kid from their past relationship hcs , not long ago, which me wonder.. what if Dark Knight’s Jonathan and his fem s/o have a kid together, like it’s Jonny biological kid and I wanted to ask for some headcanons on how he acts/treats with his kid 🥹🤍

( I swear everytime I thought of this idea, it’d made me smile cuz the thought of him being so cute with his kid 😖💗💗 )

Ahhhhh this is so cuuuute!!!!🥰🥰❤ I think he would be an adorable soft bby w/his own child ahhh🥺🥺🤧🤧

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DK!Jonathan Crane x Fem!Reader | Having a Child Together

Saying that he's over the moon is truly an understatement <3

Much like Gotham!Jonathan, he would've never thought of himself as a parent as first, so he would've been extremely anxious about his parenting skills.

All you need to do is just reassure him that his kid is going to love him to no end, and that he'll be the best dad you ever met. Maybe, that would make him feel better.

And he really is a good dad. He's the number one BEST dad ever!

Extremely overprotective of his kid. He'd always keep an eye out for things that could potentially be dangerous to your kids safety/well being.

If the child is still a baby, he'd take his child out for a walk on the baby trolley, especially when he's got a free day from work.

Soo loving & tender! He’d most definitely have a picture of his child in his office desk.

Helps you out with whatever you need!

You have to work and can't take care of the child? He'll take the day off to help you out. You need to feed him/her? Don't worry! He's already feeding the baby. Need to go out and buy something? He's got you covered!

Spoils his kid A LOT, more than you could imagine. He'll buy him/her whatever toys the child wants, buy them gifts, gives them tons of kisses and hugs before leaving for work, etc.

Actually very playful!! Expect him to spend time taking out his child on a walk or playing with them on his free-from-work days.

His favourite thing is to be welcomed after coming home from work by you & his child <3 Would always pick them up and randomly spin them on the place.

Always reading bedtime stories to his child.

Calling his baby his "little crow" <3

If the child is a girl, he'd do his best to get familiarised with 'girly' things she might like. Such as braiding her hair, painting her nails, playing teatime with her, talking about princesses...etc.

With a boy it wouldn't be like that, he'd probably know how to manage himself with having a baby boy.

If he finds out another child hurted his little crow, the first thing he would do is get in the 'dad to the rescue' mode, and comfort your child.

Then, he'd threaten the shit out of the child and their parents

Even if he'd obviously still be working with the fear toxin, he'll try his best to get away with the Scarecrow persona he's got going on.

Basically: BEST AND MOST LOVING DAD EVER ❤

[kaashikuroo]

oooooh i was wondering if you could do the break up prank on atsumu and tendou like an angst to fluff type beat cause im addicted to it apparently haha have a good day!!

Of course! Thank you and same to you.

Pranks you pull on them -Haikyuu hcs

Characters: Atsumu and Tendō.

Genre: Angst to fluff.

Warnings: Mentions of breakup, tears.

Part 1: Kenma and Kuroo

MASTERLIST

Requests? Send ‘em here!

Atsumu:

Atsumu always had a soft spot for you.

He’d never raise his voice at you. When you had arguments, he’d take care of the situation quickly ‘cuz he doesn’t like fighting with you.

So you like the biggest douche on the planet when you sent a text to him, asking him if you could come over to his place cuz you wanted to make a dramatic exit to talk about something important.

You knew you made him anxious by yiour vague text, but what could you do? One of your friends not rlly dared you to do the break up prank on him or they’ll deem you unworthy of being their friend. Like srsly that’s your sign to leave 😃❓

So here you were, in his living room as he took a seat on the couch. When he saw that you were still standing, he got confused.

“Y/n~ Take a seat, babe. You hate standing.”

You couldn’t do this to him 🥺

But on the other hand, you also wanted to see how he’d react.

“It’s kind of urgent, Miya-san.”

His ears perked up as he stood up with a confused, but serious expression. Shit got real when you addressed him formally.

“What’s wrong, babe?” He stood up infront of you, trying to look stern but to you he looked like a lost puppy.

“I want to break up with you.”

——

Atsumu felt his entire world stop as you said those words.

He looked so confused as he tried to recall all the moments you two spent together, trying to find out if you were unhappy with him all this while.

“You what…?” His stern facade compeletly faded as his voice cracked.

“Wh-Where did it all go wrong? I’ll fix it baby. I’ll fix everything. I’ll change for you. Please don’t leave me. Just p-please don’t leave.” His voice was cracking all over the place as his eyes filled up with tears.

His mind was racing to all your happy moments.

He couldn’t lose you. You were the one who kept him together. You were the reason he was so happy with his life. He couldn’t handle the heartache of just imagining you leave.

It hurt you to see him so vulnerable.

But your last straw was when he knelt on the ground and buried his face in your stomach, sobs wrecking his throat.

You couldn’t bear it anymore.

The last thing you wanted to do was make him cry.

“‘Tsumu…” You tried to make him look at you as you touched his arms to make him stand up.

But he just shrugged you off.

“No! I won’t let you leave! Please give me a reason! Plea-se..” He was sobbing uncontrollably.

“‘Tsumu. I’m not leaving you, baby.” You said, raking his hair.

“H-huh?” He’d raise his head, looking at you with a confused, tear-stricken face.

You successfully pulled him up this time.

“It was just a prank. My stupid friends made me do it.” You said, wrapping your arms around his figure.

“Y-ya i-idiot!” He hugged you even tighter as you tried to soothe him by rubbing his back.

“Ya had me s-so worried. Y-you’re evil!”

You chuckled.

“I won’t leave you TsumTsum. I love you too much.” You pecked his shoulder as tears made their way down your face at the feeling of guilt from making him cry.

idk ‘bout y’all but i automatically get tears in my eyes when i see someone crying 😃❓

“Why are ya cryin’ now? Huh? Do I need to prove to you that I’m the best boyfriend in the world.”

He chuckled a little as he realized you weren’t going anywhere.

“Regardless, babe, don’t ya ever leave me. A can’t live without ya.”

He pulled away and smiled at you, making you smile back at him.

You both wiped eachother’s tears.

“A love you, honey.” He kissed your forehead.

“But! Ya ain’t gettin’ off the hook so easily! Love me!”

Mans carried you to the bedroom

What are legs when you have Miya Atsumu? 🦵❓

Would make you cut off connections with your ‘friends’

Tendō:

Mans has been rejected so much in his childhood- istg- 😭❓

You got asked one day from one of your friends that “What would happen if you guys broke up?”

You were genuinely clueless- cuz- you’ve never thought of leaving him. 🧍🏻‍♀️

Would suggest you to do the break up prank on him just to see his reaction.

Strikes your interest.

You dumb hoe. 😃❓

“Tendō.” You suddenly called out to him while scrolling through your feed.

“It’s Sato to you, missy.” Would joke from the other side of the couch.

“Tendō.”

You’d defo catch his attention this time.

“I’m sorry.” Would apologize without hesitation, putting down his phone, turning his attention to you.

“I did something wrong, right?” Would look at you with soft eyes.

“No. I just need to talk to you.” You kept your voice hard.

“What’s up?” Attempts to hold your hand but you swat it away, making him frown.

“I’m frustrated with this. With us.” You’d say, rolling your eyes.

You felt like the biggest scum on the planet rlly. As you should 🤡❓

Mans would stop breathing for a second.

“You’re kidding.” He stated, looking into your eyes trying to find some sort of a hint that you were joking.

“Tendō. I’m serious. I’m done with you. I can’t stand you anymore.”

How could you be so cruel 😭😭😭❓

Mans is stunned for a minute.

Blinks before looking down.

“I’m sorry if I did something to offend you. Please let’s talk this out. Don’t walk away. Please, love.” Will refuse to look into your eyes.

You stood your ground no matter how much you wanted to embrace the living shit out of him. cuz same 😔✊

“No. I can’t stay here.”

You were a bit confused as you saw Tendō nodding a little, stepping aside, heading somewhere.

Before you could question him he started talking.

“I understand. I’ll help you pack. But please think about this with a cool mind afterwards, love.”

You caught a glimpse of his trembling lips and his tear stained face as he passed by you, heading to your shared bedroom.

You knew you had to act quick here.

You literally just shattered this man’s heart 😭😭😭

“Babe! Come back, please! It was a joke!” You exclaimed as you caught a hold of his arm in time.

You saw him wiping his tears before turning around to face you.

“Joke? I don’t understand, love.”

Pls- his eyes were so red, you teared up

You quickly explained the whole scenario to him, not wanting him to be left in that heartbroken state any longer.

“I’m sorry, Sato. I didn’t mean to hurt you this bad.” You cupped his cheeks, caressing them.

“I really love you, Sato. I’d never leave you. Please know that.”

Now Tendō was smiling.

“I know, love.” He says, embracing you.

“But don’t pull something off like that again. It really hurt.���

You nodded.

“Sato~~”

He pulled away, looking at you curiously.

“Crouch down a bit for me, please? Eyes closed!”

Looks comfused but obliges anyway.

When his face was infront of yours, you cupped his cheeks and placed a gentle kiss on top of his forehead.

“That felt really good. Do that more often.” He smiled, seeming relaxed.

Would flick your forehead.

“That’s your punishment.” Laughs a little.

“Now you have to love me all night. You know what that means?” He wiggled his eyebrows at you.

You gasped comically

“SLUMBER PARTYYYY” You’d squeal together, holding hands, jumping up and down like 5 year olds.

“I’ll get the face masks!”

“And I’ll get the snacks!”

well- 😃❓ that escalated quickly 🤡✋

[cielcius]

Hi hi just stumbled across ur blog and Idk I just love the why you write😹😹may I get somthing ab ignoring todoroki for a day for a prank😌

IGNORING THEM AS A PRANK | HEADCANONS

includes: todoroki s.

from the writer: ah thank u, darling! I'm glad u like my writing and I hope u like this too. thank u for requesting and have a lovely day/evening!

notes & warnings: Sho is vv sad and confused

after this initial prank, never, and i mean never, do this again with Todoroki because he might just cry again

alright, alright, so rewind a day earlier, you were out with a few friends and one of them so happened to have gotten a new expensive purse, yk, prada n shit

“my boyfriend bought me this after i ignored him for a day as a prank cause he thought i was mad”

you had no reason to try and hoax anything out of Todoroki

in fact, he’s the one who insists on buying you the pricy stuff even when you said not to please help him control his shopping impulses he is not using endeavors card anymore

but admittedly, you were curious to see what your loving boyfriend would do in this situation

so here you are, at home, eating on the living room floor and watching tv while Todoroki sits at the dining table

right from the getgo, he knew something was sus because you haven’t acknowledged him at all for the entire night

you couldn’t even look him in the eyes cause if you did you knew that you’d instantly feel guilty

you told Todoroki that you would almost never use your dining table when living alone, instead resorting to watching tv instead

but you weren’t alone, he was right there :(

you can practically feel his gaze on you but you couldn’t crack yet and your heart probably wouldn’t be able to take it if you look at him now since its already hurting over the mere thought of Todoroki eating alone :((((

by now he thinks you’re mad at him so he tries to give you space

but he’s honestly not sure what you’re thinking so he’s constantly either thinking: 

“should i talk to them? maybe they want to talk about it” 

or 

“i should give them space, they look like they need it” having rbf be like: cause same 💀

thus resulting in him going to bed really late that night

but it didn’t matter since you were still up, trying to make sure that he actually went to sleep that night cause you know he has the early shift for patrol the next day

but he just can’t sleep so he ends up tossing and turning the entire night, silently planning the best date the only date he’s ever fully planned by himself based on past situations and the internet ofc *searches up wikihow: how to get your s/o to not be mad at you*

he’s lowkey crumbling inside though cause he really doesn’t know what he did to make you act like this nothing Sho, you did nothing cuz ur literally baby T_T

so next day, you wake up and man is gone (idk why I said it like he’s dead 💀), but he’s obviously out on patrol or at least thats what you think

sometime late in the night when he was actually contemplating his life choices, he decided to call for a day off so he could get everything ready for your date

just imagine him now, puffy cheeks and eyebrows creased in determination to make you love him again Sho, we’ve always loved you 🥺

he tries to occupy his mind with preparations for your date while you’re just chillin in your living room, not sure if it was a good idea to do this prank but you were almost done so why not, right?

but still, its sad because you realize how nervous he is around you at times when he just wants to make you happy :(

but when he stumbled through your front door so abruptly, you just had to look to see if he was okay cause the only other time he did that was when he was on the verge of passing out after work

“Y/n, honey, I’m sorry. I don’t know what I did so please tell me and I'll make it up to you. I reserved a restaurant for us and we can talk it out over dinner. Unless you don’t want to then we can—”

as if he wasn’t just on the verge of crying earlier, he accepts your kiss anyways because, well, you were kissing him and thats something :D

“Sho, I’m sorry. Don’t cry, it was supposed to be a small prank. I'm sorry :(”

even if it was a prank, he’s just happy to hear your voice again but please never tell anyone that he lowkey cried cause he’d simply pass away if you do

so camera pan to the both of you relaxing on the couch, until you remember something he said earlier

“wait, you rented out a whole restaurant?”

“yeah, but we don’t have to go. you already ate”

“oh no, we’re going”

so not only do you get to see your lovely boyfriend smiling again, you also get to dress up fancy and go to the restaurant only to get drunk off of the wine lol

[ivi-prism]

I just read your whole thing on the Rendad AU and holy heck I love it :0000

I did have a couple thoughts though that I wanted to share with ya cuz most are very bittersweet and I must share the emotions lmao

- This is more lighthearted, but the thought of Ren getting older and looking more aged (grey hair/fur, wrinkles, etc.) as Fundy grows up sounds so funny to me for some reason. His joints hurt, he cant do all of those crazy stunts anymore. He's becoming an old man :P He still retains his charm though :3

- When Fundy decides to leave and eventually Ren agrees, its a very emotional time for both of them. Ren has always wanted to keep his baby safe, and he's had a hard time accepting the fact that he would want to go outside of Hermitcraft and try and find out where he came from. But in the end, Fundy tells Ren that's not matter what happens, he will always be his dad, even if they are not related by blood <3

- In addition to the whole Fundy leaving part, Ren gives him a bunch of things to keep him safe on his journey. And the most important thing of all is a beautiful sword, Ren's prized blade that he forged with his bare hands (or rather paws) and has had for decades; Fang. Let's just say Fundy is VERY emotional from his dad passing on his most prized possession ;w;

- I dont know if this would happen, but Ren finding out that Fundy is in trouble on the DSMP and he just friggin LOSES IT. I'm talking full on Ranbo type of stuff; charging into the server and literally tearing apart anything that comes his way. All that matters is saving his son.

Hope you enjoyed, probably gonna send more later lol

Foxy!! This!! All of this!!! Ahhhhhhh

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Ren does get old but man is a silver fox (he is a himbo he gotta stay a himbo, I don’t make the rules) , he ages like fine wine and when he visits dsmp everyone is like “Dang Fundy! Didn’t know your dad was a DILF” cue to Ren just laughing and being thankful for the compliment while Fundy is just “dad nooo… dad … plz no… daaaaad.” George argues that Ren probably doesn’t know because hey he is an old man but Fundy knows his old man and that old man did NOT roll up his sleeves for nothing.

Yessss yess to papa Ren being worried of his bab and giving him a heirloom! Yes! Fangs was originally a diamond sword that is now embellished in netherite and it might be more lethal than other swords purely because Fundy has such emotional attachment to it, his fae powers have made it more lethal. Aka. Fundy said “this sword is best sword because is dad’s sword” and his magic did that a reality and so any damage dealt by Fangs is higher than your regular sword

And that WOULD happen. I love imagining Dream as not human in the least and angering him is probably a bad idea. Fundy might want to try and help the DSMP peeps alone with Dream but hey it might be too much so he probably did write back home like “hello I need help”. Fortunately Everyone in dsmp went”wait aren’t you a fae and don’t you have Dream’s name?” Fundy goes “I do but I don’t think it is ethical to influence someone to do something, not even someone that drove my bio dad to his death and also gaslight a teen and- …… you know what? I’ll just make him surrender and Sam and the others can imprison him from there”

Fundy does exactly that and yay the day is saved, only for Ren and the other hermits to arrive a day or two later like “where the FUCK is that- Fundy? You are okay sweety? 🥺” Fundy goes yeah!!! I’m alright! And look at all the stuff I’ve done alone and all I find out! :D. Ren is relieved to see Fundy is alright and the hermits are proud Fundy helped a server, but also they are Hermits, they see the DSMP and go “fellas do you need help rebuilding stuff?” and they help. (Doc might look at the prison where they have Dream and check all the redstone just to make sure the white blob stays put)

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SIBIII CH34🥺🥺

I MEAN WE KNEW YG WAS COMING BACK... BUT DAMN SOMEBODY ELSE HAS RETURNED! N IM LOVING THIS ONE AS WELL!!😭😚

I THINK IT MAY BE RISKY N EVEN DUMB TO SOME BUT TO ME THE WAY OC STRAIGHT UP TELLS JK THAT FK IT IM NOT SCARED OF U JUST RELAX IS SUCH A GREAT THING... IT MAKES ME SO PROUD.🥺🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

MAYBE IM READING INTO THINGS BUT SIB, LISTEN-

YG licking her wound off also symbolises his return... he is here to protect her, but he is also gentle about her, uk in animal kingdom licking is a gesture of care but simaltaneously showing whats theirs... its like marking territory?😂 But anyways THIS MOMENT WAS TOO INTIMATE TO ME... THE WAY THEY HUGGED AND

I missed you😭😭😭😭😭😭

IF ONE THING HAS REMAINED CONSTANT THRU YEARS OF YGS LIFE IS HIS RESILIENCE... if he decides one thing.. he does it... he decided he ll be more communicative(is this a word?🤔) and he did that! YG IS ALWAYS IN A MENTAL WORKOUT N TBH I DONT THINK ANYBODY ELSE CUD DO IT THAT GUD🤗

Yup he IS still grumpy!😭😂

Yoongi Boongie😂😂😭😭😭😭 OC🤗🤗

When YG growled at first i was like TOO MUCH ... NONONO BACK OFF ITS OK EVERYTHING IS OKKK

BUT THEN😳

YES YG WE LOVE U🤗😚

THE KISS😳✨😭😭

HIM SAYING SHE IS BEAUTIFUL😳✨😭

Tell me what you think SOMETIMES IT HITS ME HOW U R GRADUALLY CHANGING MY TYPE OF MEN I LIKE... NOW I LIKE GRUMPY BUT SOFTIE VAMPIRE BOYS... N GUESS WHAT SIBI!!!!?!?!?!?!?! THEY DONT EXIST🙂

UGH ITS OK OC IS LEARNING TOO.... ITS HARD FOR HER TOO... I dont want to bring myself in btw but sib uk im so tired of the entire dating-crush culture, i deliberately pushed away the only one person i felt anything for after 2-3 yrs... someone who pulled me out of my anxiety and self harm phase... just cuz its hard for me to see them giving their 100% to me while i always fail to keep up as im too busy trying to deal wid my fucked up head, i cant keep hurting them while they keep trying to stop making me hurt so much all the time... so i meant WE CANT EVEN IMAGINE WHAT IT TAKES TO HAVE 3 PPL WHO MEAN SO MUCH TO YOU... AND KEEP GIVING UR BEST TO ALL... AND ON TOP OF IT THEM BEING VAMPS N ALL THE BACKSTORY... ITS NOT EASY.

HE IS FINALLY SPEAKING HIS HEART OUT... N I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT.✨✨💓

THE ENDING OF THIS CH😭😭😭😭😭

SIB I HV MAJOR ISSUES WID LETTING GO THINGS I LIKE... I CANT GIVE OUT A TSHIRT I GOT WHEN I WAS 13 THAT DOESNT EVEN FIT ME CUZ I FEEL IT HAS MEMORIES... I CANT LET GO OF A RANDOM PENCIL CUZ IT HAS MEMORIES😂... YA IM A BIT OF A FREAK AND IHV NEVER BEEN SO ATTACHED TO A STORY BEFORE... N SA IS ENDING. ITS A LIL TOO MUCH FOR ME RN SO IM JUST IGNORING IT... ILL LET ALL OF IT HIT ME AT ONCE WHEN THE LAST CH COMES OUT... TILL THEN ... IM LOVING EVERYTHING U R BRINGING TO US... IHV SAID THIS BEFORE ILL SAY IT AGAIN... I ADORE YOU.💜💜💜

-The Yelling Anon

TO ME THE WAY OC STRAIGHT UP TELLS JK THAT FK IT IM NOT SCARED OF U JUST RELAX IS SUCH A GREAT THING... IT MAKES ME SO PROUD.🥺🙌🏻

Okay but it is!! 😔😔

No but like I totally get you about the licking part. I wouldn't say that this was Yoongi marking her as his' and more an honest symbol of "I am back and you're finally safe again. I promise as long as I am here you are safe. You won't find no harm through me" and honestly this is ripping me apart :(

Tell me what you think SOMETIMES IT HITS ME HOW U R GRADUALLY CHANGING MY TYPE OF MEN I LIKE... NOW I LIKE GRUMPY BUT SOFTIE VAMPIRE BOYS... N GUESS WHAT SIBI!!!!?!?!?!?!?! THEY DONT EXIST🙂

HAHAHAH THIS IS ME @ MYSELF IN THE MIRROR like bitch please chill we all know that irl men aren't like that HAHAHAHAH although yoongi does give off major "written by a woman" vibes sO 😩

just cuz its hard for me to see them giving their 100% to me while i always fail to keep up as im too busy trying to deal wid my fucked up head, i cant keep hurting them while they keep trying to stop making me hurt so much all the time

Sometimes you have to remember that a burden is something that was forced upon your shoulders. And if you do, then remember that this person chose to shoulder your struggles, which means you can't be a burden to them.

And also pulling away from a person hurts them a lot too. Especially when they are left with "holy fuck I actually loved them a 100% and even that wasn't enough to keep someone in my life. what's seriously wrong with me and my personality?" that shit fucks someone up.

Which is also really interesting because you also said that you can't let things go. Dropping people comes easy but letting go of an inanimate object is difficult, very interesting 🤔👀

This wasn't me throwing shade btw just us doing our little phsych analysis HAHAHAH I FEEL YOU THOUGH I SERIOUSLY DON'T WANT SANGUIS ALPHA TO END :( IT HURTS ME :( 😭💜