#cute dudes

[felix-fossil]

I don't really like taking pictures of myself, but I would like to get better about it. I've been working out at home for a few months and realized I should be taking pics to help me keep track of progress.

[onenicebugperday]

Hairy pie-dish beetle, Helea perforata, Tenebrionidae (darkling beetles)

Found in Western Australia

Photos 1-3 by jmwatson and 4 (for scale) by cal-wood

[chloesimaginationthings]

The Aftons are a very normal FNAF couple

[egophiliac]

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH

[consumerofshorthomies]

aight, I might as well do one of these, cuz I’m bored

10. I’ll go and play in the snow done!

50. I’ll take a water bottle with me to stay hydrated done!

100. I’ll try to write something in progress

150. I will try to floss more done!

200. I’ll try to start writing again in progress

300. I’ll tell my sister that I’m gay (uncertain though) (she’s chill I’m just not good at telling people that stuff) contemplating

500. I will try to stop talking to my homophobic school friends (it’s like, three people) done!

700. I will stop talking to my homophobic out of school friend (he sucks but it’s a tougher thing to do there) in progress

1000. I will actually ask someone out I am trying to figure out who I would ask out

more I added

1500. I will ask for extra therapy

2000. I will ask to get some proper boots

do whatever you want for notes, uhh, limit of like, ten per person ig? Feel free to tag me when a goal is reached

FUCK, WDYM IT'S AT A THOUSAND DAMMIT YALL, I GET NO BITCHES, WHO THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO ASK OUT?

bad news yall, the (awesome and really nice) gay guy I like has a crush on a DIFFERENT gay guy who is currently in a relationship, and my friend has a crush on the other guy I like, and because of Bro Code™ I can't flirt with him (though my other friends have told me to anyways and just tell her I like the guy) My life is chaos and I wish to live in uninteresting times.

[bruciemilf]

Goddd give me Thomas, Martha and Alfred who were completely obsessed with baby Bruce. Martha who’s quiet but solemn affection.

Hand holding, polishing his messy cheeks after he stole dessert from the kitchen, words of affirmation, teaching him how to build confidence brick by brick. “No one is made to be insignificant.”

Thomas who’s bright and loud and bigger than big, who’s just pride embodied. Showing Bruce off at every opportunity. His love is savage by nature.

Squishing Bruce’s face and throwing him around and aggressively kissing him all over his face. Maybe biting into the chub of his cheeks a little. Bruce is like his extra limb.

And Alfred? From the second Bruce took his first breath, he knew. He knew Gotham would drown him in shadow because the little pearl was just too perfect. But he’ll be there.

He was the knight first.

[axoqiii]

pony thieves 💥💥

au notes ⬇️

[the-fat-of-instagram6]

Pics of @Leogallofit on Instagram when he had a nice round belly 😍

[nhura]

QUICK NO ONE'S LOOKING

(See readmore for thoughts, cope, bonus, etc.)

Anyone else up thinking about Ratio's big, strong, secure arms and how warm and all-consuming they could be in a hug or embrace. :/ Anyway

I just wanted to draw them being cute and seizing a sliver of a moment where they could have some PDA silly time without actually having any eyes on them. They're public figures and working adults with very clear boundaries between public persona and private life (to varying degrees of "in a sad way"), so while it may be in Aventurine's nature to constantly blur lines for various agendas and self-preservation (read: play "the flirt" without an aligned goal), I believe that in an actual relationship they'd be fairly private.

It's kind of fun to break your own rules, though! Ratio would be more upset about the consequences, though. He's a little bit of a hypocrite, which is devastating for someone of such discipline, but nobody's perfect.

I'm of the mentality of, "If you're tired of working on it, then just post it!", so here are some fun peripherals that I didn't feel like adding:

Some staff in the background sweeping up to evoke a blended sense of fragile privacy and liminal time.

A laptop on the aquarium/bar/counter because there's something fascinating about seeing people on their work laptops in public.

The rest of their clothes (casual friday)

[thatnununguy]

kid named balls

[kaleeesaladdd]

Jesus I’m full….. and tipsy….

[mamulgogi]

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanny's type in FNAF is so obvious...

[birdy-babe]

Saw someone say “all this while in the Danger Zone Panties”

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Tis but a flesh wound!

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