#cute chubby milf......

[xmomokosx]

a change in uniform!

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

Deeply baffled by the fact that customers seem to constantly want me carnally despite The Everything about me.

[cloudystevie]

How would bucky react to his wife being known as a milf😭 jealous or proud

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warnings: pda, possessiveness, you and bucky are married and have a 3 year old son😊 and no actual smut but some allusions to it

author’s note: i think he’d be a mix of both but he only knows how to be possessive about it!!! sorry if this is not what you wanted but it is unfortunately the way my mind worked😓

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18+ only minors dni.

Bucky’s not blind. He knows you’re beautiful inside and out and how your energy reflects on everything you do. The kindness in your heart and the serenity in your soul attract people to you. The fact that you’re the most gorgeous person on the planet is just a little added bonus.

This Saturday afternoon is spent shopping for a new summer wardrobe for your three-year-old son and maybe snagging a couple of cute pieces for yourself.

Bucky completely clears his schedule every weekend without fail to devote time to you and your child together. This one starts with a brunch. You are dressed up all sweet and pretty for him in a dainty white sundress, enhancing your body in all the best ways. You look breathtaking, and Bucky hasn’t been able to keep his hands off you. He’s not sure how he’s supposed to behave for the rest of the day until he can get you back into the bed.

You seem to have caught the attention of the young waiter, whose pale skin grows a splotchy red every time you thank him for his service. He stutters out a thank you, boldly initiating eye contact but quickly darting away when Bucky sits up just a little bit straighter, a little bit taller.

Later, after a successful shopping trip, you hold back a giggle as your son darts around the playground while you are seated next to Bucky on the bench.

“What’s so funny, baby?” he furrows his eyebrows, still a bit peeved at how the sales associate at the previous boutique you three visited wanted to set you up with her son. Showing you pictures and talking him up. Bucky was busy on the other end of the store, letting your son wander around to burn off more energy. His ears perked up at your conversation with the older lady. He argues that what he did was not petty or childish in the slightest, but the way he all but stalked over to you just to place a possessive hand on your waist and an almost vulgar kiss on your lips had the poor lady coughing in discomfort as she quickly busied herself with folding clothes.

Then suddenly, your son appeared and began poking at your calf, “Mama, can we go now?” While you remained breathless with your cheeks burning, Bucky quickly snatched him up, kissing his forehead before leading you two out of the boutique. A few minutes later, you’re in the car, and your son gets your attention from the backseat. " Mama, mama!” you reply, turning around as Bucky pulls out of the parking spot. " Yes, baby?”

“Dada said we have to save you from the monster lady! He said she was going to steal you from us! Did we safe you, mama? " His chubby face is twisted in concern.

You looked at Bucky with narrow eyes, a light smile tugging at your lips: " Yeah, baby, you saved me. Thank god I have you and Dada to protect me!” Bucky just had a smug smile on his face, not at all ashamed of what he had done. Your son giggled in agreement, no longer concerned and instead focused on the cars passing by. You fiddled with Bucky’s fingers on your thigh as you admired him while he was driving when he leisurely brought your hand to his face, pressing a kiss to the palm of your hand.

“Nothing,” you giggle, watching your son run around the slide instead of sliding down it, “I just think it’s cute how jealous you get.” Your voice has a teasing lilt as you look up at him, playfully squishing his cheeks together. Bucky rolls his eyes, his hand grabbing your wrist gently to easily remove it from his face as he moves your hand to trace over the diamond ring adorning your ring finger. With a slight smirk, he brings your hand up to kiss your ring finger, intertwining your hands and looking at you with a glint in his eyes.

He brings his face closer to yours, lips hovering but not touching as he speaks lowly, “Our next stop is gonna be a jewelry store. I’m getting you a bigger diamond so everyone knows you’re well taken care of.” He places a peck on your parted lips before turning around and calling for your son, who looks ready for his afternoon nap, as he holds his arms out for Bucky to carry him.

[luc1-anna]

He loves MILFs, especially when you were the bimbo type, always buying you and your child gifts to try and win you over. "Don't ya think that were being a bit too loud?" Legs pushed up towards your plush stomach, the way he could see your gaping hole after switching to your tight ass, stretching you out with lube. Hands making sure that you didn't try and push your legs forward. Shaking his head as he replied. "Your kid isn't even home so there's nothing to worry about." Pounding into your tight hole, the way the image of you waddling around his apartment pregnant was so hot to him, promising to fuck a baby into you each time. "But still, the neighbours might hear you" lips pursuing a kissy face as you thought about it, acrylic nail resting on your lips.

"You mean they'll hear you!" Correcting you as he pushed further, feeling your poor walls stretch further inside you. Head moving backwards as you tried to arch your back, hand pressed over your mouth as you tried to prove him wrong. "You get the point!" Defending yourself as you tried to hit him, taking it back before you actually did since you knew how big he was. The chuckling as he found your defence cute, it was some of the many reasons he wanted to have you to himself.

"Don't ya think we should get pregnant?" Cocking his head to the side. Shaking your head, you weren't up for another pregnancy especially after you resulted as a single mother after your daughter. "I'm good" smiling at him, pushing your breasts up as they got in an uncomfortable position. He loved the way you were so nurturing, Plus you had his favourite body type, not fat but kinda chubby, with large breasts, only wanting them to be filled up with milk everyday, so that they could spew out as he needed you raw. "Cmon, I've never actually seen you pregnant, other than in pictures." He wanted to take himself out of your ass and stuff your poor cunt to the brim, the way he'd pour all of his seed into your tight womb, making sure none of it overflowed. The only thing that was stopping him was the fact that you had a rule about how he can't swap from your ass to your other hole without a wash first. "Drop the subject hon'" Pleading for him to shut up and not ruin the mood, the word "hon" rolling off his tongue, only making him wish you were carrying his child already. Feeling his balls slowly empty as he relieved himself by pulling out, watching the white liquid pool out of your ass, coating the space underneath you in his seed.

[elleluvsjurin]

Forever And Always

Kim Minji x single milf!reader

Synopsis: You’re the CEO of a company so you have to hire an assistant. Kim Minji is the perfect candidate for you. You guys build a connection, she finds out about your son, what happened with his father, and so on.

Warnings: g!p Minji, chubby fem!reader, flirting, reader is 26, unprotected sex(wrap it before you tap it), mentions of kids/past relationships, death and mentions of abuse, reader calls Minji “pretty girl”

word count: 1.8K

a/n: this does not the depict the idol irl also I wanted to age reader up for the plot

MEN DNI‼️

You’re typing away at your desk when Minji walks in. Since you’re in your headspace, you don’t notice. Minji clears her throat and you look up at her, locking eyes.

“Hello Miss. L/N” She bows and you smile.

“Oh don’t be silly, pretty girl. Call me Y/N.” You reply and you see a pink hue on her cheeks.

“Y-yes Y/N.” She stutters.

“Cute.” You mutter to yourself quietly and she stands there awkwardly, awaiting your response.

“Oh yes! Sorry. I have emailed you the list of drinks that I want you to pick up from the coffee shop down the street. Can you do that for me, pretty girl?” You stop typing and look at her.

“Yes ma’am, I will go right away.” She walks out of the room and your eyes follow her, thinking not so innocent thoughts.

She comes back after an hour, placing the different kinds of drinks on your desk.

“Thank you, pretty girl.” You mention

“You’re welcome.” She looks over at your desk, her eyes landing on a picture of you and a little boy who looks to be your son.

“Yes, he’s my son.” You say as you take notice of her eyeing your desk.

“I-I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to-” she bows quickly and you chuckle, cutting her off.

“No need to say sorry, pretty girl. I don’t mind talking about him, I’m sure you were just curious.” You smile and take a sip of your latte. Her nerves calming down at your soft voice.

“Oh uhm- What’s his name?” She asks

“His name is Apollo and he’s 3.” You reply sweetly. She nods her head at your reply.

“Since today’s your first day I don’t really wanna place a huge burden on you but I will have you pick up a few items for me tomorrow and a few other things, mmkay?” You say and she nods her head.

“Yes ma’am.”

“Go home, I’ll see you tomorrow pretty girl.”

“I’ll see you as well Miss. Y/N.” Minji walks out of the room.

The next day rolls over and Minji arrives fairly early, earlier than you.

“Good morning pretty, you look cute today.” You say, eyeing her up and down while you unlock the door to your office. Minji is wearing a black skirt with a white blouse. You’re wearing a red body con dress with black stilettos.

“Thank you, Miss. You look very pretty as well.” She says nervously. You eventually open the door, walking in first with Minji trailing behind you, trying not to look down at your ass. You place your things down on your desk and sit in your chair.

“I’m going to hand you the keys to my car and I want you to pick up a bag that I ordered from the mall. Later, I’m gonna have you pick up Apollo from daycare. I already called the place and told them that you will be picking him up. But be careful, he’s a runner so you may have to hold him. I’ll give you extra for it. Understand, pretty?” You say politely

She nods her head in agreement but that’s not enough for you.

“Words. I need to hear your words, Minji.” You say sternly

“Y-yes Miss.Y/N.” She stutters

“Good girl.” You turn on your computer and hand her your keys so she can do the tasks that you’ve sent her. Minji is on her way to do her work that you assigned.

The day comes and goes very quickly. You’re locking up for the day before you hear Apollo call your name.

“Mama!” Apollo exclaims in Minji’s arms. You grab him and kiss his puffy cheeks.

“Hello my love. How was he, Minj?” You ask as you ruffle his hair

“He did really well. Not too bad.” She blushes at the profound nickname.

“Ok. Thank you for picking him up. Do you need a ride?” You ask, concerned

“Uh if you don’t mind?” She says softly

“Of course I don’t mind. Let’s get going, yeah?”

6 months pass since it’s been Minji’s first day. She’s been nothing but really helpful. She even watches Apollo from time to time, which you pay her extra for. She has really grown to enjoy hanging out with your little “family” and by family she means you and Apollo. She recently found out that Apollo’s dad was really abusive before you got pregnant and that he died in a car crash just before Apollo turned one. You, yourself has loved Minji since you laid eyes on her, even if you were thinking about getting in her pants. But now you and Minji hang out almost every weekend. You go out, go to your place to watch movies, and she spends the night sometimes. Like tonight, Apollo went with his grandparents so you and Minji can have a little “sleepover” in your bedroom.

“You know…you look so edible right now.” You slowly trail your hand up her thigh but you feel something hard poking your hand and you look down at her crotch

“Y-Y/N, I-…” She trails off

“Kim Minji, do you have a dick?” You laugh

“N-No….yes. I understand if you’re not interested in me anymore…” She says, defeated

“It’s ok baby, let me take care of you.” You say, getting on your knees in front of her as she looks down at you, awkwardly.

“Uhm..are you sure? You don’t have to if you don’t want to.” She says quietly

“I want to. Relax, pretty girl.” She lifts her bottom up as you pull her pajamas pants down, leaving her in her boxers. You also pull off her boxers and grab ahold of her cock, staring at it.

“Y-Y/N? please.” She begs silently and you begin to softly kiss her pink tip.

“Hmm so quiet and cute but your cock makes up for it.” You slowly take her cock into your mouth, bobbing your head up and down as she whimpers. She runs her fingers through your hair as you throat her cock.

“F-fuck…yes.” Minji throws her head back while you work your mouth on her cock.

“God Y/N, please don’t stop.” She whimpers. You continue to bob your head up and down as she thrusts in your mouth. Her tip hitting the back of your throat with each thrust. At this point, the movie is background noise for you two as you continue your sinful act.

“a-ah fuck, im gonna cum!” she squeaks out, you two lock eyes together as her cock pulses in your mouth before she shoots her load into your throat. You swallow her entire load and you wipe the remnants off of the side of your mouth.

“Wow pretty girl.” You say and her cheeks turn beet red.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to cum in your mouth..it just felt so good a-and I wanna do you now. May I?” She hurriedly says and you laugh at her flustered expression.

“Of course you can. Show me what you got.” You stand in front of Minji on your bed, taking off your nightgown for her. She stands up, slightly towering over you and she softly pushes you on the bed. You instantly spread your legs for the girl and her mouth waters. She starts by separating your pussy lips with two of her fingers and attaches her mouth to clit, sucking on it. Your hands find their way to her hair, slightly tugging on it as you moan.

“s-shit..” you trail off and roll your eyes to the back of your head and she starts by thrusting two fingers inside of your cunt. Going faster with each of your moans.

“oh my goodness….please minj~.” you beg, your moans giving her the motivation to thrust her fingers faster inside of you. Your moans start to staccato and you clench around her fingers, indicating that you’re about to cum. Minji looks up at you.

“Cum for me, Y/N.” You clench one last time and squirt all over Minji’s fingers.

“Fucking shit, Minji.” She pulls her fingers out of your cunt and slowly sucks on both of them.

“You taste amazing but I bet you feel even better.” She flips you over, placing you face down and ass up as she takes off her shirt and bra.

“Gosh Minj, you’re so rough.” You look back at her to see her placing her tip up to your entrance. She grabs your hair and pulls it back to where you’re looking at her.

“You’ve been trying to fuck me since day one. This isn’t what you want, no?” She completely slides into you and you whimper out.

“P-please I want it.” She bottoms out inside of you, gripping onto your hips, and she harshly thrusts inside of your cunt, making you squeak. She chuckles at your submissive state.

“How does it feel being pushed around now, hmm? You’re up under me now, Y/N. Do you understand me?” Minji taunts as she continues to abuse your pussy with her cock.

“Yes. Yes! I understand-..please just don’t stop.” You roll your eyes to back of your head when Minji smacks your ass, she bends down, her lips touching your ear

“Maybe I should knock you up for proof, hmm! How do you feel about that, Y/N? You’ll be mine forever and always.” She grunts when your ass comes into contact with her pelvis as she thrusts deep into your cunt.

“Fuck! I don’t care just keep on fucking me.” You scream out, her cock digging deep into your pussy.

“Gosh Y/N, I’m gonna cum. Let me cum inside?” She asks and you nod your head fast.

“Yes baby, cum in me.” Minji whimpers, her pace picking up and slowing down when she cums inside of you. Her orgasm trigger yours and you squirt all over her cock. Minji slowly pulls out of your swollen cunt, her dripping out of you and onto the bed.

“Are you ok? I didn’t hurt you, did I?” Minji goes back to her soft state.

“No, you didn’t hurt me. I just haven’t been sexually active in a long time, but I’m perfectly fine. It was amazing.” You reply and her cheeks turn a hue of pink. She goes over to kiss your lips and you melt into her.

“I-I really like you, Y/N..will you please give me a chance?” She hugs the side of your body and you think for a moment. She shyly looks away before you give an answer.

“Yes, I will give you a chance but at work we will have to keep it professional, mmkay pretty girl?” You reply and she nods her head.

“Of course. I can’t believe I finally get to call you my girlfriend!” She exclaims excitedly and you smile at her.

“Gosh. You’re so cute, pretty girl.” Minji blushes at your statement. You pull her into a kiss and she whimpers.

“S-sorry.” You chuckle at her

“Cute.” You guys end up cleaning up and you chill out by watching a movie for the rest of the night. Minji holds you and thinks of all the things she plans on doing with you and Apollo. You fall asleep in her arms and she kisses your forehead.

“Forever and always.” She mumbles…

[pinkykats-place]

Aoba Johsai x Reader Insert

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Kyōtani x fem! reader

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Kyōtani with a shy pastel gf (slight nsfw)

boyfriend headcannons- K. Kyoutani

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Nail Appointment

Kyotani Kentaro x fem!Reader

𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃𝐘 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐘 𝐁𝐘 𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋 𝐁𝐎𝐘!

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Loser!Matsukawa

wolf! matsukawa x bimbo!lamb!reader

NSFW || fem!body with fem!pronouns

I'VE LOVED EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU THAT HURTS

matsukawa issei x m!reader

Streets

Iwaizumi x reader

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time skip!Iwaizumi Hajime x afab!reader

Nsfw fic

to have iwaizumi's love

iwaizumi hajime x chubby!m!reader

summary: iwaizumi really just thinks you're a great catch. the saying 'many fish in the sea' stops at you because he loves you, including your body—maybe especially your body

Jealous Boss Iwaizumi 

iwaizumi loves bimbos. he will treat you like the dumb little slut you are.

Iwa-chan, Panic!

Iwaizumi x male!manager!Reader

Summary: Iwaizumi is crushing hard core of Seijoh’s new manager.

iwaizumi got a lower back tattoo on his 21st birthday.

bunny oikawa who’s so cute and gets overstimulated fast

Being Sejioh's Manager

Aoba Johsai x Female Manager

Roster Hopper - Aoba Johsai edition

Fem!y/n x Aoba Johsai players (Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Matsukawa, Kunimi, Kyōtani) all separately

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Go Go Go Go Go Seijoh! Advisor's Affection

Mizoguchi Sadayuki x fem!Reader

Summary: L/N Y/N lands a job teaching history at the prestigious Aoba Johsai. What happens when a certain captain invites her to be the Seijoh Boy's Volleyball teacher advisor?

[cybersp4c3]

Yells into the void

Pt2 of Scara and his Dilf 🚶

After you got a divorce with you old wife, you and scara got together. Scara would stay at your house, play with your kids and he treats them as his own. They even call him Mama, you won custody of your kids so Scara treats them like angels, making cute lunches for them and tucking them in. Buying them new clothes and getting emotional on there first day of school. Though, Scara came to you with a request. He wanted another child, he’s been wanting this for a while. When you had sex he’d always beg for you to take off that condom and breed him. This time he was serious, so he did what anyone would do, wear a slutty outfit and seduce you to breed him. When you got home from the gym you heard soft whimpers and moans from Scara. You walk in to him fucking a dildo around the size of your cock. “P-please daddy breed me~ Make me a mommy with that fat cock~”

If you weren’t hard already you were hard now, his hands up as he plays with his chest. He unable to cum, he needs you to touch him. Fuck and use him like a toy.

You hold his waist he gets scared at the unexpected touch. He moans as he goes right to kissing and light biting your nipples. You help him go down all the way on the dildo, his loud moaning filling the house. “Don’t move, behave and i’ll finally make you a mommy.” You undress and kiss his neck, replacing the marks you’ve left before hand. His mind was going dumb as more and more of body was claimed by you over and over. You’re strong muscles not letting him move, he came right over your abss as he started to shake. You keep in the dildo as you fuck and film his pussy, filling both holes drove him mad with pleasure. Moaning like crazy. “Daddy please~! Fuck me harder give me a baby~! Your fat cock~!” he shouted as you fucked his hole deeper. Once you finally came into his pussy, you saw a bulge as your cum filled him. Scara was passed out after cumming so hard. He’s a good girl. 2 weeks later, you all were preparing for your 3rd child.

Bonus cause idk

Scara was tiny and skinny but after he gave birth his body grew more chubby and curvy. (Short Scara Milf) He looked so much happier, and man that ass was a dream come true.

-🛁 Yeah my hungry ass wants more ice cream.

You’re Welcome

SHORT CHUBBY CURVY MILF SCARA

Scara keeps begging for more kids!! Even if he’s already pregnant,,,he just wants you to fuck love him hard every night

[londonfalling]

OC Smash or pass!!

Rules: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).

Name: Lady Deirdre Grey

Age: 45

Gender: a lady (cis woman)

Sexuality: yes please (bisexual)

Pros 💚

Old school romantic; will wine & dine you, kiss your hand, invite you on cute picnic dates, the whole courtship package

Super devoted, absolutely will dote on you whenever she gets the chance

Quite cuddly/physically affectionate once she gets comfortable

Her love language is, unsurprisingly, acts of service: 100% ride or die, if you need her help she Will deliver

Likes to turn her dates into adventures, doing something new every time

Switch, either gentle top or dommy power bottom

MILF-adjacent

She's chubby and muscular under that dress ;)

Thirsty. So fucking thirsty. This woman hasn’t known the gentle touch of a lover in 3 years and she’s working hard to make up for it

??? 🤔

A little bit overprotective, and might (read: will) freak out if you get hurt or put yourself in danger

Has two ways of flirting: either embarrassingly corny verbal advances OR she will challenge you to a heavily erotic sword duel

Likes pain

Gives it her all in everything she does, for better or worse, and doesn’t really know when to stop before burning out

Will kill and/or die for people she loves

Cons 🚩

Easily flustered and still quite awkward, will stammer and trip on her words at any social gathering

A ball of anxiety with legs that will picture the worst case scenario at all times and jump to wrong conclusions

Turned on by violence

Loses all filters once she has a drink, and WILL mention her dead husband at some point, killing the mood completely

Huge repressed anger issues, she Will blow up at some point or another

Gets very rude when tired and frustrated

Will catch feelings immediately (platonic or romantic)

Not monogamous (anymore)*

*case in point the lovely gal pictured above, whose player is sadly not on tumblr :(

Tagging @msbeanfl @gmalaart <3

[cozzzynook]

Rodimus tired from a long shift. Comes home confused wondering why there are people in his apartment. Drift and Ratchet were waiting for him to return so they could fall asleep together. He'd been so tired it took him a moment to remember they were in a relationship.

I could honestly see this happening.

He’s dead tired on his feet from working every single shift since they’re so short staffed due to medical leave, heat and rut leaves and creator leaves aboard the ship.

He’s been working non stop for days on end.

He finally gets a break when its another bots turn to start the long shift to give him a few days rest. He picked having the longest shift since he’s co captain. He didn’t feel it fair he gets to sit back and relax while another doesn’t and he hates working shifts like this so he would feel guilty giving it to another.

He finally gets off shift and it takes him a couple turns and times until he finally gets to the right hab. He was too tired to react to seeing Chromedome and rewind fragging with the door unlocked in a storage closet. He was too tired to truly feel the pain when he walked into a wall, a few times, and he was too tired to comprehend that the door to his hab wouldn’t open because he needed to put in the combination.

It wasn’t until the hab unlocked on its own after five minutes of him just staring, processor half asleep half away, did he come into recognition that another bot was inside his hab and his personal code.

“Who the frag are you and why do you have my code?”

He said it so confused with his optic ridges falling up and down too tired to really stay up, that he looked far too cute for the mech in front of him to be upset.

Not that he would.

If anything Drift thought it was hilarious and slightly concerning.

“I’m in our hab Roddy,” the mech pulled him in and Rodimus just looked even more confused.

“What do you mean our hab?”

There was a set of heavy pede steps and an older bot with a scowl and towel wrapped around his frame stood in the doorway to the wash racks and berth room.

“And who the frag are you?”

The mech looked at him like he had a few screws loose and the one holding him steady, when did he start tipping over?, was laughing with a servo on their intake.

“Kid..do you even know who you are?”

Ratchet can spot exhaustion, speedster exhaustion at that, in the blink of an optic and so he’s not even remotely upset, if anything he’s smirking now.

“Don’t call me kid. I’m a grown mecha.”

“Yer a kid to me, so yer a kid,” Ratchet smirked, enjoying this.

Rodimus tried rolling his optics but the world moved too and the white mech held him steady with both servos.

“Seriously, who the frag are you two and why are you in my hab?”

Their chuckling didn’t make it any better and when he gave off a weak growl that sounded more like a kitten grunt they both laughed.

“We’re your conjunx Roddy, this is our hab.”

The white mecha said.

Rodimus just…blinked, like a frog to be exact, which creeped Ratchet out and made Drift worry.

“There’s no way you’re my conjunx. I don’t do marriage.”

That..got them to pause and a flicker of emotion too complicated washed over their face plates before he could really see it. He thinks. Everything is so hard to understand.

“Roddy. We are your conjunx..you’re exhausted right now so you don’t remember. Once you rest for a few a while you’ll remember us, okay?”

Drift was familiar with speedster exhaustion so he knows its not Roddy’s fault but the words still hurt because they were once true.

“Nuh uh. There’s no way I’m conjunxed. I’d never risk my spark or tanks like that,” he said tipping to the side. Drift holds him closer, not that Rodimus can notice, he’s too exhausted to understand anything at this point. Honestly they’re both surprised he’d made it back and was still up.

“Plus,” he yawned full frame, kinks popping in uncomfortable places that made Ratchet come over to do a discrete scan, “I’d remember conjunxing a chubby hot milf and his kitten twink house wife.”

That comment made both mechs freeze before Rodimus passed out cold in Drift’s arms and Ratchet burst out laughing so loud he fell over crying from his optics.

Drift was blushing so hard and fuming from the word choice Roddy used that steam was coming from his helm and it made Ratchet laugh harder.

Drift ended up scooping Rodimus into a bridal carry before kicking Ratchet in the thigh plates. He carried Rodimus to their berth and let the mecha drop onto the bed turning frame and stomping out ignoring Ratchet’s loud laughter that bounced on the walls before sealing shut with the hab door.

When Rodimus onlined a full two days later, Ratchet was scanning him and nodding before giving him a smirk. He leaned over putting a servo on Rodimus’s chassis with a slag eating grin.

“Chubby hot milf huh, kid?”

“Oh my fucking gosh that was real,” Rodimus was beyond embarrassed at admitting that especially when he saw Drift’s finials flick in irritation besides them.

“Don’t beat yourself up kid. You aren’t the first nor the last to say that about me,” Ratchet kissed his cheek plate. “And I’m sure plenty have said the same about Drift, though, not to his face.”

“Just look at those thighs and that waist, he was built to be a bendable kitten twink—”

Rodimus couldn’t even finish the recharge addled sentence because Drift growled and jumped at him.

Rodimus was in a clumsy mad dash to safety while Drift was chasing him with his claws and bared fangs.

“I’ll show you a kitten twink you little slag head!”

Ratchet burst out laughing following at a slow pace drinking his morning energon watching the show.

Today was a good day for him.

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Hear me out, tfa Ratch and Kup getting there wife Tfa Oppy so fat with babies he gains weight, his thighs are thick, and his hips, he's got a belly now too and some fat..2 sets of titties, AND a nice fay valve that barely fits in his panels, kup and Ratch couldn't be happier with there chubby milf

tfa Optimus would look so good with some baby weight on him, though.

Ratchet and Kup turn that cute hunk into a fat mommy with just a couple pregnancies. His titties are all so filled out (and there's two sets of them i am obsessed) they hang low and his big belly jiggles when he's riding either of them. His valve is so fat they can both play with it at the same time, and Optimus can just squeal and squirt out milk and lubricant everywhere.

There is nothing sexier than when Optimus gets fatter than Ratchet and they get to walk in on him breastfeeding one baby, while dutifully drinking his energon to keep the baby in his forge healthy and growing <3