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I think my obsession that I have had for months is finally wearing off and it’s making me depressed like what am I supposed to do now.

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i dont think i have mental illnesses i think ive just been going crazy for years. i feel crazy isnt that weird? i hate it i feel weird. i am probably faking everything i just dont know it yet

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Literally what happens whenever I go to stores trust me

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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We might have the biggest win or the biggest lost tonight. Good evening/morning/night my friends.

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I am in my kitchen baking a cake, listening to Chappel Roan, while watching Nightmare Before Christmas. I am wearing Beetlejuice pajamas and my hair tied back with pride heart sunglasses. I am freaking out and trying to find a way to manifest more blue. PLEASE

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yes.

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BRO WHAT.

We never said that we were his friend. I was jokingly saying i would send a message and my friend pressed send on it. Neither of us are parasocial and we were just joking around 😭 If i could unsend the message I would because I didnt even want to send it and I am not even that much of a fan of the actors either. So leave MY FRIEND WHO DID NOTHING WRONG alone!

you people are so fucking weird. stop sending weird ass texts to that man and leave him alone. get your parasocial issues under control. he's not your friend. it's embarrassing for everyone

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Dude omg I hope you meant this in a mean way because I am fucking dying oh my god help okay one second

I was joking around with @goopersgooberxd and another friend earlier and he was talking about how hot Buck’s actor is. He JOKINGLY pulled up his instagram and typed something (I won’t disclose what it was because that’s Goopers’ story to tell if he wants to) and it was meant as a joke. My other friend and I were joking around and were talking about hitting send. I am at full fault at this point because I did in fact hit send.

We aren’t parasocials, or creeps, we know that actor isn’t our friend. It was meant as a joke and it’s nothing more than that.

Thanks for sending me hate though it’s actually super funny omg

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IT WASNT.

I HATE MY LIFE I MADE A JOKING TEXT TO OLIVERS INSTA AND MY FRIEND. SENT. IT. @hyperfixation-special ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

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I HATE MY LIFE I MADE A JOKING TEXT TO OLIVERS INSTA AND MY FRIEND. SENT. IT. @hyperfixation-special ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

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I feel so sad when I find myself to start to get less attached to some interest that I have had for a while and that I have based my personality around

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my eyes are two different sizes wtf???

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Happy 9-1-1 Premiere Day to anyone who celebrates!

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SORRY FOR MY BAD HANDWRITING BUT I LOVE DOING THESE SO MUCH.

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Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!

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WHAT DOES THIS MENANNBNNBBBNANN ABC ANSWER ME WHAT DOES THIS MEANNNNJNNNNNNNNNNNB GELP

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Okay yall gonna sign off in 7 minutes from every single social media platform just so i dont get spoiled!!! Happy episode 3 yall!!!!

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Happy 9-1-1 Season 8 Episode 3 Premiere’s Eve to anyone who celebrates.