#and im not being self depreciating i prommy
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Deeply baffled by the fact that customers seem to constantly want me carnally despite The Everything about me.
#my coworker thinks it's absolutely bizarre#not in a 'ew who would want you' way but like#in a 'wow you get hit on like 5x more than everyone else'#and its WEIRD bc#and im not being self depreciating i prommy#im not particularly stunning?#im cute! im absolutely adorable! but im nothing rly stand out?#yet for some reason without fail#customers love to hit on me#like if i was some super conventional 10/10 beauty id get it#but i have bags under my eyes and im short and kinda chubby and my glasses are very big and thick so i have bug eyes#and im so autistic sometimes its stunning people dont ask me what the fuck is wrong with me more#but like I'll have everyone from hot milfs#to 20-something podcast guys hit on me#and im rly genuinely baffled by it#my strange and off-putting vibes coupled with my perpetual exhaustion and sicklt pallor#it gets the bitches wet and wild i suppose#it was the same thing in highschool too actually#bicurious girls and guys who were bottoms would see me#with my manic nature and clunky boots and dyed hair and inability to focus to the point where i regularly forgot where my classes were#and go oh fuck take me now#my strange and sickly appearance coupled with my intense deeply mentally ill personality just hits i guess#people are into weird little gremlin freaks i suppose
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