#cute!!!!!!!!!

[hunbunbunnie]

So you reblogged that story that was like "what if i hypnotized you to connect your cock to your bladder" and funnily enough thats not far off from the reality for me. See for me, the act of peeing turns me on, obviously. But also, the physical sensations are very similar. Its not quite that holding turns me on, but more like having to pee feels similar to how being turned on feels.

Another fun fact, I have pretty severe adhd, which means a lot of times the urge has to get pretty bad before I can tear myself away from whatever has my attention at the time.

These together mean that fairly frequently I'll go to piss and be like yknow what would be fun, I should jack off first. Sometimes I'll just wander into the bathroom and start to get hard in anticipation, even if I wasn't originally planning on it; then of course once I'm hard enough I can't pee anyway I might as well yknow? Its what happened just now, in fact.

Hope you're having as much fun tonight as I am!

thats???? absolutely adorable omg??? especially the whole getting hard in anticipation thing! thank you so much for sharing!!!

[cornerihaunt]

baby penguin’s first game 🥺🥺🥺

[prinz-myshkin]

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

[only-cat-memes]

[marissasketch]

Had to paint Moo Deng!! I love her so much

[catchymemes]

[spicymochi]

choose your fav puppy

[willinghands]

i think r/BenignExistence is my favorite subreddit 🥲 i love these pleasant little glimpses into strangers' lives

[ur-daily-inspiration]

Unique coat colors on cats 🖤

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[climbingthefloors]

obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

[everythingfox]

So proud of himself

[cute-catts]

this is amazing 🐈 ♥️♥️

[only-cat-memes]