#curly straw

[ashlilydesigns]

Love these old men 💕

[yogurtlid10000]

Idk I had this idea for awhile to show the dynamics of the leaders throughout the comic lol

BONUS:

These ones are from panels from the holiday issue lol

SING IT MINIMUS😎😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Myyy personal favorite arcs would have to be “Elegant Chaos” in like around issue 30 I forgot 😓 umm and ofc “Dying of the Light” at the end through like issue 50-55 or smth

I also like issues 15 and 16 a lot 🔥and the “Slaughterhouse” arc Rewind 2.0 reveal is elite

[glitteryflufflepuff2003]

Unexpected attack

Characters: Chris (human), Zander (Vamp) Summary: A vampire attack like you’ve never seen before. Word count: ~ 280 Warnings: This is a vamp fic so there's talks of blood (of course), feeding from unwilling victims, this is a joke fic so don’t expect it to be serious A/N: This is a running joke I’ve had with my brother for a few years and I thought it was about time I shared it to see if anyone else finds it funny. We won’t apologise for our broken sense of humour lol.

Chris’ pace quickened. He had heard steps behind him a few times and he had just heard them again. He glanced back down the path… nothing, again. Don’t be paranoid Christ, it’s just dark, he told himself. Zander had been stalking his prey for a mile now. The burly blonde had caught his eye outside of the local dive bar. He had enjoyed the hunt but things were getting a little boring now. Zander’s thirst intensified. It was time to step things up. Zander let out a growl causing Chris to break out in a run. Zander chuckled to himself, things were about to get interesting. Chris darted round a corner, hoping to get away but Zander was hot on his heels. The hunter growled one last time, hearing the quickening heart rate of his prey. Then he pounced. Pulling the blonde to the ground, Zander sat on top of the struggling man as his hand pulled something from his pocket. Seeing an object coming towards him, Chris panicked, “Please! No-ah!” He cried out as something cold pierced his neck. Zander leaned down and began to drink down his midnight snack. Chris began to feel lightheaded as the life was being slowly drawn out of him. Then he heard something that gave him the strength to glance towards his attacker… it was a slurp, the kind you might expect from someone drinking a milkshake. “What the fu-” he managed before he lost consciousness, the last thing he saw was his blood slowly curling its way through the twists and turns… of a curly straw. Zander chuckled; that look of disbelief was the reason he loved this ridiculous gag gift.

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[cleverthylacine]

Does asking for a curly straw have, like, a non-literal meaning :?

It's a Transformers joke. I'm actually surprised you're the first person who's asked because not all my friends are into Transformers.

(The tag "sorry I had to" and variants thereof often refers to my making a joke I know not everyone on my feed will understand and many others will groan and/or cringe at because my brain thinks it's too funny and won't let me not say it)

The four million year war that broke out allegedly began because Rung (who was a deity incarnate, but absolutely didn't know it) complained about not getting a curly straw in his drink at Maccadam's Old Oil House (a bar) and a fight broke out around him.

(Hence, why I wouldn't have brought this up if they hadn't said Jesus and Buddha were involved--I don't think either one of them is a deity, but some people do and in popular culture they're treated as such!)

The fight wasn't the start of the war, but some people say it was Megatron's first experience with police brutality and radicalised him; possibly because they don't understand that the people who needled his brain a few days/weeks previously also had police powers.

[lesbiradshaw]

he’s like if a boy was a princess

[zsocca55]

The mad doctor is…mad. XD 

(I just wanted to draw KO angrily slurping his high-grade from a curly straw like he did in War Paint Chapter 22. Trust me he has already thought up 20 ways to offline Wheeljack slowly and painfully. 😬)

[iwozlegit]

|| 🍍• To any new Transformers fans coming in off the back of Transformers: One

Yes, we can confirm it is widely accepted that Megatron and Optimus are in fact divorced, and have a raging 4-million year+ custody battle for their Autobots and Decepticons…

And, NO, we are not sane…

[birbykirb]

Thank y’all for liking my Petra art so much, have a bonus Soren and Ivor doodle

Feel free to request any doodles about mcsm related things or about my little hcs I appreciate the inspiration for art of this silly game

[monocub]

happy belated birthday ace !! they let him be their captain for the day :)

[fishofmanynames]

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Shameful confession here: a couple of years ago I downloaded Bumble and all I did was info dump about transformers when I didn't know what to say

They usually pretty understandably don't respond back, although I did get one "haha that's interesting" Before the ghost

[owl-it-here]

One Piece AU: Dadan’s marriage dream: How it started?

A crack fic where Dadan's dream of marriage changed the timeline, as her boys made it a point of honour to find her a partner, or husband, or male wife. It all started with Makino wanting to explain her relationship with Shanks to them. Which directed the boys to ask Dadan about her experience. To make it funnier, this should happen on the day Sabo would be attacked by his father. Because of the discussion, their plan for the day didn't happen as it should have in the original. There was still drama going on, but it was less serious, so Sabo didn't get amnesia. He also stayed longer on Dawn. Luffy and Ace also met Dragon. In some ways this helped and didn't help with their father figure image. Anyway, Luffy decided that if Dadan had a dream that she couldn't fulfil because of them, he should help her. And find that person for her. Sabo disagreed because the idea of an arranged marriage made his head hurt. Ace thinks that if anything, it should be his job. Also, Ace and Sabo are having a small crisis about their relationship - is it twin behaviour or marriage-like?

Dadan’s marriage dream: How it started? -> here we are Luffy's Pirate Voyage -> Part 1 (East Blue) ✨working on it✨

[sleepylion]

Adults and baby asl brothers(plus 1 deadbeat dad)

[oldrudshore]

Always seen y'all talking abt MTMTE so I finally got to reading it and I gotta say. I feel like you've neglected some Absolutely Essential details

[kaontic]

Small Alt Modes Club

Or as Skywarp likes to call them, the SSMRRRF(L) 🍄

Naturally Mechanically, especially when it came to many of Skywarp’s suggestions, they thought it was stupid

(Even when he started explaining it, in which they felt their intelligence was bein' insulted 🙄)

(Guys I think Skywarp needs new friends)

Didn’t stop it from catchin’ on with other ‘Cons well-versed in earth media tho, so the joke’s on them >:)

PS: The Insecticons, Blaster and Perceptor were not invited

[swyrlwyrxx]

is this too much of a stretch or could daisuke getting stuck in the foam early in the game foreshadow him getting stuck in/going thru the vent