#cup-of-joe

[alexlikeart]

Coffee time is always on time

[hinamie]

happy gojoday to all who celebrate

[p00pdev1l]

how I feel reading monster fucking fics first thing in the morning

[princedevitt]

[buckypascal]

Eric hugging Frodo

↳ requested by @harrringtons

[temeyes]

soap and coffee

[nottodayjustin]

May 4th 2024 best hockey tweet(s) of the day

Unhinged Bruins win post, sorry Leafs friends I do love ya!

[tomicscomics]

06/14/2024

Happy (almost) Father's Day!

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: In American Human Slang, coffee is sometimes called a "cup of joe" (a term of debated origin). In this cartoon, St. Joseph (Jesus's earthly foster-father) enjoys a steaming cup of coffee and refers to it as a "cup o' joe." Jesus asks why he calls it that, and Joseph jests that coffee is called a "cup of joe" because it's made out of people named Joe. Jesus correctly reminds Joseph that he's named Joe ("Joe" is short for "Joseph"). Joseph pretends to be realizing this for the first time, then also "realizes" that his arm is missing. He's actually tucked it into his cloak, leaving his sleeve empty, all for the purpose of convincing Jesus that someone made this pot of coffee out of Joseph's own body parts.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: ///FILE ACCESS APPROVED ///SUBJECT :: T-161 ///FIRST CONTACT :: 2017-02-22 ///CLASSIFICATIONS :: Anac + Para/Wp + SoL + FF/PfP ///THREAT LEVEL :: Safe for Non-Physical Observation (Under Review) ///FIELD REPORT 001-26-11-00002 :: I found one of my old cartoons! Probably originally drawn around 1905. Now that the Great War has hit a lull, perhaps we can pull THAT off. You know: a Tomics Resurrection. I've heard of them before. We could redraw this old cartoon, improving the saturation, swapping the cold green hue for a warmer yellow, and updating the character designs with their current variants as of [REDACTED]. With the new technologies available, there's even a guaranteed survival rate of 26%, so the odds are in favor of at least one of us living past the process of [REDACTED] with minimal organ damage. Oh, and before I forget, here's the original cartoon, de-aged to a legible status once more.

[kathaynesart]

How do the turtles get invited to the “multiverse competition?” Like, what would that even look like? lol

That’s pretty much how it went down. He’s just tired and wants coffee again, ok??

Still busy but I just had to answer this real fast on my work break. It’s the only free time I have available right now haha.

[buckhead1111]

buckhead1111

[poohadventuresinseamajors]

Rob Cantor Lyrics: wherever you go, it’s making me slowly, don’t leave it alone, don’t leave it alone you sound so much further on the phone, you fit so right, right next to me🎶

Joe Hawley Lyrics:

[motherofplatypus]

Assrael hooligans causing troubles in Amsterdam

Quick summary of what those hooligans have done in the past two days:

-Destroying properties in Amsterdam

-Shouting chants for death to Arabs and genocide in Gaza

-Attacking taxi driver

-Disrespecting the victims of Spain flood a few days ago

The locals rightfully fought back, but as usual, western media instead call the people of Amsterdam as "antisemitic", despite the videos and Amsterdam city councilor himself confirmed it was started by those assrael hooligans.

You can watch the video of those hooligans attacking the taxi driver, chanting death threats, and disrupting moment of silence to Spain victim here.

[caffeineismyboyfriend]

[buckypascal]

Joseph Quinn as Eric - A Quite Place: Day One (Part 5)

[hotvintagepoll]

I’m stuck at the airport! Ask me anything.

[callsign-bubbles]

life is flyin’ by and it’s hittin’ me now i hope it’s not, but—

(x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x.)

if this is the last time by lany