#cup jus

[abuglikecreature]

enrichment time in my enclosure yayy

finished colouring + some stickers :3 ⬇️

[secrettreestuffidk]

i wsa abouta make prollymy Real Bad Post but mayeb theyreere are Bad IDea legally speakin so um

[redacrted]

[bonchobrick]

Thinking about writing a batfam fic where they meet the future versions of themselves and none of the past batfam can focus on asking their future selves any ‘thoughtful’ and ‘important’ questions because Jason in the future is fucking two feet taller and is the tallest of the family what the FUCK NO This is AWFUL this can not—

basically batfam have a mental breakdown at the fact that their little guy becomes an absolute brickhouse because it is just wrong.

Robin Jason is of course a sweetie pie but is also definitely rubbing it in their faces pointing to himself and redhood saying “Im taller than you guys! See? See?” over and over again

And Redhood Jason awkwardly shifts around standing in the corner because he was NOT expecting such a ‘warm’ welcome

[harcove]

Just noticed that in Astarion's little corner in Elfsong Tavern, he has a mirror on the wall (behind the training dumby beside his bed), and no one else has one in their little nook, just him. The one person who can't use it.

[liverpool-enjoyer]

Just want to say I adore uefa, though I have a question.

I believe at some point you said Luka would be a Stanley cup boy, if he drops his Stanley will he get the traditional judgmental look as he scrambles to pick up his cup, or will people try to act as normal as possible as to not face the wraith of one Sergio Ramos Garcia?

FHDSJKLF this mental image sent me into orbit thank you so much

mkay so the,,, how you say,, smarter / more socially aware students would act normal for the reason you listed above. the, uh,,, less socially aware students would give him bombastic side eye. to which they would be dealt with accordingly.

however, the students that didnt give luka a dirty look would STILL hafta face sergios wrath for "not picking up lukas cup for him." so its a lose / lose.

also, sergio would immediately buy luka a new cup bc his old one got "contaminated" when it hit the floor.

[takahero]

inspired by the prompt “i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile” from this list

It happens when you’re least expecting it, as these things often do.

He laughs.

Only for a second, yet it softens his entire demeanour, takes years off him. Crinkles by his eyes. Lashes kissing cheekbones. It’s boyish, playful, and so genuine that it feels like you’re looking at him for the first time.

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen you smile before.”

He glances at you, brows lifting ever so slightly. You hold each other’s gaze for a heartbeat, then look away again, back at the still night.

“There’s little occasion to,” he confesses quietly, a few moments later.

His words linger in the silence — like a secret, like a sin. He gazes into the dark, searching for something that neither of you can see.

“Well, that’s a shame,” you sigh. “I think it looks good on you.”

He’s caught off-guard by that, thoughts momentarily betrayed by a look of stunned surprise.

“Careful, now,” he murmurs, and maybe it’s just your imagination, but it sounds like he’s holding his breath. “One might think you’re becoming rather fond of me.”

[lesbianlenas]

spilled coffee on my laptop but it’s ok i learned a lot from the gravy incident of 2019 where i spilled gravy all over my laptop and it short circuited but lived except for the wifi adapter constantly breaking until it could no longer connect to wifi a yr later 😩 it didn’t completely cover my laptop & i immediately put the keys upside down so anything else would drip out and then i dropped my laptop on my bed multiple times so anything left would also come out ❤️ it seemed like i got all of it and my laptop didn’t short circuit so i’m calling this a win 👍

[dapper-nahrwhale]

I've never been so mad about deciding not to get something like 5 years ago because I didn't realize I'd want it now I saw a pyro figure in a toy bin in a second hand shop years ago and I DIDNT get it.... Never been so sad abt smth. It was only like a buck too ..

[gaillol-13]

Idk why I am judging I literally simp for Branch from trolls-

Lol yeah

[1zashreena1]

Alright I'm gonna say it

I don't want "mess free" period sex. Menstrual cycles are messy. There's pain and bullshit intolerance and cramps and weird sensations and headaches and cravings and mood issues and swelling and uncertainties and poop. The reality of a period IS messy. Stop perpetuating the patriarchal myth that women/uterus bearers/period havers should be neat and clean and prim and proper

If you wanna have mess free period sex then by all means do what you gotta do! Put that rag towel down! Use a disc/cup! Do it in the shower! Don't use insertion! Refrain entirely if that's your thing!

But ffs can we stop with the societal expectation that periods need to be palatable and nonthreatening to people who don't have them?? That our bodies are not consumable and marketable objects to those who simply want to use us??? Unfuck you because you ain't getting access to mentruating bits if you can't handle the menstruation part

[ghostblazewrites]

sorry i can't write right now, it has to be october-november for me to actually have motivation, i can't work in these conditions.

[because-its-eurovision]

Good morning!! 🥰🖤

Here to bring you breakfast and all the love and hugs so you can start your day right! Mwah! 🍓🧇🍵💞💖💕

Good morning!! 🥰🖤 We are having a hearty breakfast 💗💖💝

[crossbackpoke-check]

do you really believe in him? is he a good kid? no problems? you're gonna love him. you're gonna love him.

[bylertruther]

thought about will listening to the national and promptly died. 10/10 would recommend if u love dying and being dead 👍

[garrulus]

imagine being so boring and wishing against a country that has never won a world cup to win

[yukimiyaz]

svt kings of synchronization bc i swear sometimes when they do certain moves i lose track and cannot tell the difference between them anymore bc i get so lost