40ish/F(usually)/Queer. I'm trying out the content creator thing, don't worry it's all filth. 18+ ONLY Masterlist https://1zashreena1.tumblr.com/post/626642600081965056/masterlist
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huge fan of the depth of a good purple but another area that draws me is definitely around aquamarine/turquoise/seafoam. you can not go wrong once the green starts getting just a tinge more blue. a gal could certainly do worse than to pull over there and stay a while
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a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS
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Me: [telling partner about Cybertronian biolights that aren't necessarily earth vehicle lights]
Partner: so like Tron-ish sorta?
Me: yeah, sorta
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Youtube: daft punk? You wanna listen to daft punk? Beeps and boops in rhythmic formats?
Me: you know what hell yeah
#inner kid zash: FUCK YEAH#i love the internet for its instant access to literally any and everything i can think of#and as an audhd#thats a lot of shit
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I have 4 bags of chips next to my seat and not a single one is Correct*tm
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i know there’s more than this out there but it really is incredible that people will look at a fictional character someone else wrote and collectively say “I will write you a hundred happy endings.”
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i don’t mean to be political, but what if everyone had basic human rights
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tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
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I wish I got those weird anonymous inboxes my mutuals get
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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
#several surgeries#to remove unchecked growth (cancer) and the potential for unchecked growth (sterilization and hysterectomy)#a curling iron trying to straighten my bangs when i was 12#\ (ツ) /
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Waaaait a sec

HOLD TF UP

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#... yep#yes he is#honestly#irl me would at least consider it#for the right price#damnit diego#murder panther
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guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together
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standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay
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