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Elevating Charcuterie: The Art of Pairing with Our Boards
The Significance of the Right Charcuterie Board The foundation of a memorable charcuterie experience begins not just with the selection of meats, cheeses, and accompaniments but with the perfect charcuterie board. A well-chosen board does more than serve; it enhances, complements, and elevates the entire culinary presentation, turning simple gatherings into gourmet experiences. Craftsmanship…
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#black walnut boards#charcuterie boards#charcuterie styling tips#culinary presentation#durable serving boards#enhance charcuterie experience#epoxy resin charcuterie#food-safe charcuterie boards#gourmet entertaining#premium charcuterie boards
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Hey Idia I love you so much but what the fuck
#twisted wonderland#idia shroud#twst idia#culinary crucible#the baincells are gone#bro you ok ?#Id understand if he was stunned by the absurdity of spaghetti donuts but hes like that with every food presented to him#its time to close your ipad and go for a nap sir#feeding the horse girls burgers can wait#twst shitpost
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Messed Up Grandma Recipes | Culinary Crimes
#courtney miller#angela giarratana#olivia sui#smosh#smosh pit#culinary crimes#smgifs#this combo worked so well#when olivia is present angela is the more normal one lmao
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Im so obsessed with the idea of bob hiring zeke at some point in his later teens
#bobs burgers#zeke bobs burgers#gene belcher#geke#gene x zeke#my art#fanart#artists on tumblr#like maybe a couole years down the line business is doing better#and maybe they need extra help bc tina is working on college admission#shes an english major going into journalism fight me on this#also im obsessed with the idea of zeke having a really young sibling that hes primarily responsible for#based on one line in i think bad tina#where he mentioned his dads girlfriend had a baby#and every other line he says about his fanily in wich its obvious they arnt very present#so that would be why hes looking for work#i want bob to take him under his wing#and mentor him and help him go to culinary school#and then he and gene fall in love blah blah blah#eventually the inherit the restaurant#i just think their personalities can mirror bob and linda in a really cute way#sorry im gonna stop basically writing fic in these tags rn
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Had a realization last night that mamono from madou monogatari is probably close to what the original demon looked like cuz the word used in the original japanese text when refering to them is also mamono which i think some of the japanese fandom figured out but still,,, but also, in quest they gave mamono some similarities to sig and slug
The antenna on sig and the dot eyes on both of them
As well as the plummage ruffling up when attacking? Frightening people?? Idk, and slug's spirit's spiky shape. The feetsies also are clawed but not mamono monogatari's hands like sig's are, so i could be blowing shit up your ass idk
#mamono madou monogatari#mamono puyo puyo#sig puyo puyo#possessed klug#strange klug#ayashii klug#slug puyo puyo#i'm philosophical#culinary crimes voice i don't think that's the saying#anyways this little guy is going on the sig lore powerpoint presentation now#i was playing quest last night when i saw the antenna/plummage? on mamono#so i feel like imbecile for not realizing sooner#also update on the powerpoint we are nearly at 15 slides including the like 3 transitions and an introductory slide
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Would twig eat jello?
Twig would have loved eating jello as a young human, but she'd be utterly repulsed by it as an adult pokemon. She's got a thing about food being slimy, and Jello activates her fight or flight response. She can't wrap her head around why she ever liked it in the first place when she finds it so gross now. Maybe it's something to do with charmeleon biology??? Can they just not keep down jello?? Whatever it is, she hates it and its mouth-feel with a fiery passion.
Kip, meanwhile, would love the stuff.
#Kip sees a plate of jello in one of those cool molded shapes and he starts crying because it's the most beautiful thing he's ever seen#He thinks jello is the height of culinary luxury#Modern Human AU Twig bought him a package of jello cups with her allowance when they were kids as a birthday gift for him#and it was his fave present that year. hands down.#They also became friends when Kip's lunch was stolen by some older kids#and Twig shared hers with him because she couldn't keep her promise to beat up the big kids who stole from him.#She gave him her jello cup and snack-sized brownie because he was sad and snacks like those always make her smile.#Thus begins a beautiful friendship full of mischief and munchies#and also running face first into walls because they might run on platform 9 3/4 rules and they wanna be scientific and test it out#They are not the brightest of children.#sofie answers asks#the present is a gift au
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Today I learned that there are people who think you need to wash chicken before cooking it and that some of them are Extremely Confident and Condescending about it and think you'll get salmonella if you don't
#for context. you Will Not.#source: got certified in food safety doing a semester of culinary school#and then worked in restaurants for multiple years#also. do a fucking google search lmao#'you wash it with lemon and vinegar not soap. that would be stupid.' no it's definitely stupid that way too don't worry#mypost#am i being kind of a bitch about this? yes.#but misinformation presented with all the confidence and condescention of someone having#God And Anime on their side is deeply obnoxious to me. so.#like girl. that's what Cooking it is for. to the correct temperature. Cooking The Chicken does that. you do not need to do this Other thing
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sukuna scratches long purple nails down suguru's back, gazing at the man dozing next to him. ( you pick the verse, baby )
BLOOMS OF RED SCORE DOWNWARD, from the nape of his neck to the muscles stretched over broad clavicles, down, vertebrae by vertebrae, cleaving straight through the elaborately stylized dragon coiled across his back in darkest ink.
before he wakes, his body responds with a shiver.
in the sunsoaked silence of the lazy morning, a long, slow sigh. suguru turns his head and cracks open one eye, affectionate even despite being bleary with sleep. @koseigu's face is shadowed but his hair is aflame, a violent halo of sunlight giving him the appearance of an angel ( despite the fact that he is anything but. )
❝ mm... 'morning. ❞ a low, raspy mumble as he shifts, groans, yawns with the effort of slow awakening until he lay on his side facing the lovely infernal thing before him. it has been, to say the very least, an exhausting month. now that tour season is over, the band has scattered to take a break from being cooped up with each other every single day.
except, that is, for suguru geto & ryomen sukuna, who have — despite being in such close proximity — felt entirely too far away. he's still half-awake, mumbling as his knuckles brush across the hard plane of sukuna's chest. ❝ you're so pretty in this light. ❞
#ic.#geto threads.#koseigu#geto verse » band au tbt.#I HAD TO PHYSICALLY RESTRAIN MYSELF FROM SHRINE AU AND CULINARY AU FOR DIFFERENT REASONS#for culinary it's bc my brain wanted present-day but we haven't written out their initial reunion dynamic yet#and for shrine au suguru wouldn't be this soft KJSDHDIUHSIDSD#... yet? ever? who knows. not me#also: tats & piercings
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surprised by the gasps and concern from contestants in ep3 when they announced blind tasting of the dishes... maybe it's just bc I'm a very rare patron of fine dining but it felt unusual but not crazy that you would want the judges to focus on flavor alone - like I realize presentation matters bc psychology of tasting/context/expectations affects how you process the food etc etc but like having to change your entire strategy because someone won't see your dish? makes me wonder how many fancy-restaurant dishes would get the same ratings from someone visually-impaired
#culinary class wars#like I get that presentation helps#if it looks gross I admit I'll be way more suspicious#i will definitely try the prettier dessert first#but the idea that one's whole strategy for a COOKING competition would hinge on LOOKS is really confusing to me
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begging people to understand that labels and categories are not inherently meaningful without context. and that whether or not any label is actually useful changes from context to context (including from person to person). and that trying to pin something or someone down as BEING a particular label (rather than something being labelled as a certain thing) is meaningless and unhelpful
#leologisms#this isnt actually About anything in particular but it was of course inspired by gender posts#saying that someone else IS a particular thing because of their experiences is not really helpful. and it doesnt make sense#theres a reason theyre gender 'identities'. theyre labels. theyre something that people either do or dont identify with#theyre tools for finding people with similar experiences. or for exploring and understanding ones own experiences. etc.#trying to say that someone IS agender for not identifying strongly with a particular gender or someone IS trans for wanting to#experiment with gender + presentation or someone IS bisexual because they dated someone of the same gender one time or whatever#isnt actually helpful. do they identify as these things? do they even actually care?#of course the reasons for someones answers to these questions are also important. but thats for them to figure out.#[note. 'someone' also includes you]#there was also an anecdote i was thinking about. from when i was a kid#and i was bugging my mom over dinner about 'what exactly is a vegetable'#'any edible plant part thats not a fruit' didnt include tomatoes or eggplants etc. and that definition didnt satisfy me#well i just kept going until my mom got sick of the question#of course i now know about culinary vegetables. but being a 'vegetable' isnt inherent to anything#and neither is being 'green' or being 'gay' or 'trans' or 'agender'#of course these are useful labels. thats why they exist and thats why people use them#but trying to pin down whether something definitively IS one thing or another is a fruitless exercise
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💛Smoshblr December Asks Day 13💙
What are your top 3 fave smosh series in general? (like beopardy, eioyi, let’s do this, etc.)
ahhhhggg i love them all so much....
I will settle on: TNTL, Idiots Present, and Culinary Crimes!
#i know culinary crimes is a pretty new show but i love the idea of it sooo much#and so far each episode has had me fully hooked!#as for idiots present i love when they lean super heavy into improv. its always so silly.#i do miss that show i hope they bring it back in some form.#.mailtime#smoshblr december asks
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Plate is a canvas, you are an artist…
#food#chef#foodies#cheflife🔪#delicious#cooking#culinary#chefsworld#kitchenlife#fresh#plating#presentation#culinary arts
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"My Nazi dumb dumb wifey is from Portugal!!!! She also looks like she is 16 and this manipulation has aged me like 10 years, so it makes me look very... debonair, professorial and dare I say, European.
What was that, you have to speak up- it is hard for me to hear with my head shoved deep in my own ass most of the time. Why yes, I do seem "weepy" when I am with the talentless, entitled little fatshamer."
See also, Masshole.
Oh and just a reminder, dumb fuck, the below will still be true once the inevitable "divorce" announcement is made. That is, unless you get some courage and your balls back from CAA and tell the whole, sorted, awkward, ridiculous, compromising truth:
#Has the little wifey made you Bacalhau—dried and salted codfish? It's Portugal's culinary constant!#I can just picture you chowing down on Polvo à Lagareiro-you know- Octopus. I bet you like chewing on the tentacles.#Purist when it comes to X-mas- so you will have a Bolo Rei- a traditional King Cake present at every Portuguese table- at your celebration?#You are a fucking embarrassment!#Red One's critical and financial failure along with your disgraceful behavior doing press has sunk you deeper into the abyss.#Not sure if you can recover from this self-inflicted humiliation#Get some serious fucking help...or don't. What the fuck do I care if you ruin your life in the most uncomfortable and futile way possible?#That shame band is almost at your knuckle man. Seriously what are you doing you dipshit?
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Every couple of years I've noticed there's a resurgence of absolute hatred for Bobby Flay and Jamie Oliver and with it being that time once again I just wanna say
HELL YEAH BABES LET'S GO LET'S DESTROY THOSE SEASONLESS TASTELESS WHITE MEN
I say this as a professional in the hospitality industry and as an east asian.
#like please just listen to poc about how to season our foods please#I've never seen worse fried rice than the examples those two “chefs” have presented#pretty much the entire culinary world agrees
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Top 20 Best Gifts for Foodies That'll Make Them Drool
Finding the perfect present for a food enthusiast can be as challenging as nailing a soufflé on your first try. But fear not! We’ve curated a list of the best gifts for foodies that will tantalize their taste buds and ignite their culinary passion. Whether you’re shopping for a seasoned chef or an adventurous eater, these gourmet food gifts and kitchen gadgets for food lovers are sure to…
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#Best gifts for foodies#foodie gift ideas#gourmet food gifts#kitchen gadgets for food lovers#unique culinary presents
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