#cuervocabron

[okluckier]

cuervocabron replied to your post: cuervocabron replied to your post: ...

arent we all

intrigued by cowboy hats? it’s hard not to be. i’ve never actually seen an american wearing one before? i kind of thought that was just a stereotype, wwwww.

[grimmaberration]

@elanomalous / @gr4vyl1z4rd / @wxlkstabwalk / @cuervocabron / @v3rs4c3

hey all, whats up? Are you Lot also Bunnies or Aliens or What

[prankcakes]

cuervocabron started following prankcakes

why! hello there! a pleasure to have someone new around my little humdrum of a corner on this site. 

i’m johnny crocker, who might you be? and how are you doing?

[equesobumbratio]

cuervocabron replied to your post: im not mad im disappointed

welcome to the family son

how much will it cost to leave

[taxcncmy]

cuervocabron replied to your post “im vaguely curious to what the wooden spoon is for”

stirring

stirring what ds what are you stirring with thine wooden spoon

[wretchedkingofyore]

cuervocabron replied to your post: DEMOCRATIC SYSTEMS ARE INHERENTLY FLAWED AS THEY...

mad because youre not a big sexy writhing mass of tentacles arent you dongking

NO. I AM MAD BECAUSE I AM THE LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF HATE AND RAGE. I DO NOT WISH TO BE SEXY.  AND I AM NO KING OF DONGS!

[golgoterror]

cuervocabron replied to your post:

why hey greens why are your marbles fucking bleeding what the fuck

Oh of course right when im about to go down for the count you feel the need to come pester me.

[golgothasmoon]

cuervocabron liked your post: What sort of shenanigans is everyone up to today??  

This doesnt tell me what youre up to pal.

[okluckier]

cuervocabron replied to your post: is there nobody here who can clarify what slang...

we need more selfies to properly diagnose you with twink my dude

i already took a selfie! i’m not going to look any different in another one, you know.

[sicklecellkind]

@cuervocabron replied to your post: @cuervocabron @fuckingshutup @wxlkstabwalk...

im davesprite and i also want to take a nap

 we should take a roadtrip together to napcity

YEAH THAT DOESN’T SOUND WEIRD AT ALL. HOW ELSE DO PEOPLE MAKE FRIENDS THESE DAYS THOUGH? I GUESS DEEP DOWN THERE’S A FIVE STAR NAPCITY MOTEL IN ALL OF US. WHICH DEFINITELY DOESN’T SOUND WEIRD EITHER AND IS THEREFORE NOTHING BUT APPROPRIATE.

[shachathabrah]

cuervocabron replied to your post: i am very slowly eating a piece of cheesecake

just get more cheesecake

this is all that remains......

[equesobumbratio]

cuervocabron replied to your post: i somehow managed to alchemetize a box of kraft...

disgusting

i cant fucking win with you can i

[poisonbolt-blog]

@cuervocabron started following you

hmmmm wont lemme tag u for some reason...... i dont trust that

[tentaclesandcrows-blog]

cuervocabron replied to your post: i scared a horrorterror by sneezing next to it now...

horrorscareder

i think it was one of the freshly  made? born? hatched??? horrorterrors so its still not used to me being around so thats fair

[golgoterror]

🔺 can you even say fuck

Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

2/10

I mean for frigs sake davesprite! Way to be fudging insensitive. No actually im *incredibly* allergic to that flippin word and id appreciate if youd be somewhat freakin understanding for once. 

I mean good golly its like nuts! It could fucking kill me!

[nuixium]

cuervocabron

feels bad

*feels good inc intro* feels bad.