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Periods are canceled for 2018. This year, I don’t want to bleed unless it’s from a wound I earned in honorable combat.
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Have I ever mentioned that I fucking love puppets?
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First T shot today, fuck yes.
On a related note, guess who’s adding sesame street bandaids to his amazon cart.
#Dirk Talks#I can't find muppet bandaids anywhere#which is an absolute goddamned travesty.#Settling for the next best thing.#Though sesame street is still pretty dope.#Right now I'm torn between glitter care bears and sesame street.#Maybe all three?#But I also don't want to spend $15 on bandaids.#Nobody said transitioning had to be hyper masculine.#I'll put truck and steak bandaids on myself when I'm dead.
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The sea.
Each color is a sine function. The height is constant because sin(t+0*2*pi/5 )+ sin(t+1*2*pi/5)+sin(t+2*2*pi/5)+sin(t+3*2*pi/5)+sin(t+4*2*pi/5)=0 for all t value.
In a column the i-th segment have length sin(t+i*2*pi/5)+1, so the height is always 5.
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HELP IM SITTING AT THE BARBERSHOP AND THE LORAX NOTICED ME TAKING PICS
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#Reblog#Honestly I'd fall on my ass fifty times and learn how to do this#just for the looks I'd get afterwards.#Me and the operator get to be lifelong friends during the whole debacle.#Or they shake their head sadly.#Could go either way.
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And here’s a rare moment I’m desperately glad my tastes in sharing social media run paranoid as fuck.
#Dirk talks#People can't hurt you if you never get close to them to begin with.#Still...#Kind of stings.#But also?#Easiest blocking spree I've ever been on.#I just had this gut feeling.#Need to learn to trust that.#It's usually right.
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New kink: Good cinematography.
#Dirk talks#Is it weird I get a little boner over well made videos about dolls?#That's probably weird.#Is it the dolls or the good video production?#Both probably.#That's probably weird but it's already well established that I'm going to hell.
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New on Muppet Wiki - Muppet nether regions! Yeah, really!
#Reblog#Listen I know I'm into some weird shit as far as puppets are involved#but finding out there is a carefully documented wiki page#of canon muppet sexual innuendo#I'm just not sure how to feel about it.#Aside from the emotion 'holy actual fuck'.
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