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nuixium · 5 years ago
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iragin‌:
MISSED YA TOO, MAN.
ya get a woman and suddenly ya forget yo man. :‘o(
WHAT’S UP
i’m sorry! i decided to bounce the hell off this site for awhile. you know me, disappearing for months at a time!
@nuixium JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN.
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nuixium · 5 years ago
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wrath you son of a bitch!
@nuixium JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN.
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nuixium · 5 years ago
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so at what point can i call rose my wife? is it now?
we aren’t married YET. but also: calling her my wife is definitely some thing i want to do.
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nuixium · 5 years ago
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nuixium · 5 years ago
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hello!!
i have returned once again.
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nuixium · 5 years ago
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as you should!!
@exforma​ thoughts?
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nuixium · 5 years ago
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cutemoniic‌:
Lurking is a lifestyle, but it might be harmful. Like that meme of ‘when you get your feelings hurt but you were lurking so it’s really your fault here’. Hey, everybody is cute in their own way. We just happen to pass several thresholds and go over that.
hey at least i’m not lurking on people’s blogs or any thing! just the dash board.
pfft, nice. we should go on a double date some time soon!
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nuixium · 5 years ago
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terrminallycapricious‌:
oh yeah, for real. it can get a bit motherfuckin exhaustin.
but uh, same on my end, im seein nothin but gamzees everywhere and few johns. fuckin weird. hopefully i still got my clown charm bout me so i can make ya giggle just as much. :o) honk. 
well you already seem pretty cool so i have complete confidence in you! i hope i can be the love able egbert that makes you laugh.
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nuixium · 5 years ago
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hello hello!
i’m SO digging that introduction, wow. my name’s windy/john and i’m doing pretty good!
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Salutations, new comer! I’m Caligo, how do you do?
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nuixium · 5 years ago
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terrminallycapricious‌:
oh shit? well welcome back! i’m comin back around here too just recently. took a little break off, ya feel?
havent interacted with any johns that motherfuckin much but its welcome. i’m gamzee, but everyone calls me gram cuz im old as shit.
yeah definitely! this place can be really fucking weird some times.
haha really? there’s like, thousands of johns on here! or at least there was. but to be fair i’ve only interacted with like, maybe 2 or 3 gamzees including you?
the one’s i’ve met have been funny as hell so definitely welcome too!
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nuixium · 5 years ago
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rose VISIBLY blushed when i asked her to marry me so you know what? i count it as a win.
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nuixium · 5 years ago
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nuixium · 5 years ago
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oh yeah i forgot to mention! me and rose are engaged.
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nuixium · 5 years ago
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i would like the press to know that my fiancee is nothing but a liar and a bully.
rose continues to call me unresponsive as she literally sits on top of me.
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nuixium · 5 years ago
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hello!!
i’m coming back to this place after like. a year? two years? so i gotta find active people. my name’s john!
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hey there, thanks for the follow
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nuixium · 5 years ago
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cutemoniic‌:
See???? You already got an advantage. You can never leave when you can be breathed in. Maybe you’re just hanging around unnoticed.
Hey,,,,, that’s sweet. Thanks. Our relationship is at this point eternal and frankly I’m rocking that af. … We must be one of the most lasting relationships developed here, huh.
well to be honest you’re not wrong! i probably lurk wayyyyyyy too much.
and yeah duh! you guys are cute as hell. but unfortunately not cuter than me and rose. ;B
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