#cue evil laugh

[hearthown]

when blueberry scones were just a sweet treat

and hawthorne was just a last name

when gray was just an eye colour

and cliff diving just a sport

when playing games and solving riddles were just for fun

and you could still hear "darling" without the g removed

when prague was just a place

before the inheritance games <3

[whore-era]

the devil on my shoulder telling me to make reader and ellie not end up together

[bet-you-watch-sunsets-too]

i am BACK

[oh-my-damn]

Gold Rush

The lyrics of Gold Rush by Taylor Swift but written by Amelia (from The Stranger)

Gleaming Twinkling Eyes like sinking ships On waters so inviting I almost jump in

But I don't like a gold rush, gold rush I don't like anticipating my face in a red flush

I don't like that anyone would die to feel your touch Everybody wants you Everybody wonders what it would be like to love you

Walk past, quick brush I don't like slow motion double vision in rose blush I don't like that falling feels like flying 'til the bone crush

Everybody wants you But I don't like a gold rush

What must it be like To grow up that beautiful? With your hair falling into place like dominos

I see me padding 'cross your wooden floors With my Eagles t-shirt hanging from the door

At dinner parties I call you out on your contrarian shit

And the coastal town We wandered 'round had never Seen a love as pure as it

And then it fades into the gray of my day old tea 'Cause you know it could never be

My mind turns your life into folklore

I can't dare to dream about you anymore

At dinner parties

Won't call you out on your contrarian shit And the coastal town We never found will never See a love as pure as it

'Cause it fades into the gray of my day old tea 'Cause it will never be

Gleaming Twinkling

Eyes like sinking ships On waters so inviting I almost jump in

[elysianvoltaire]

another Anya piece because I love her so dearly

[astral-disastral-catastral]

MERRRY NEW YEAR CHAT!1!1!1!!!!! Ermm I ran out of space in the tags goes to show how reluctant I am to shut my up fck abt these 2 buffoons [/aff] and in general about anything BUT that's otay. When I say "probably thr most toxic pairing in the game [...]" I mean it affectionately beast×ancient enjoyers would NOT be on my DNI list if I had one you're all welcome here💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 ANYWAYS.. have this ig‼️❕️❕️❗️❕️❗️❕️❗️❕️❗️❕️❕️❕️‼️ its finally not 2am!!

Also have this that was supposed to come with thr smilk design analysis thing aswell however didn't... pretend I'm super smart and know everything abt the French language and France and that I know what im talking abt here

I had to use Pinterest to find jester images because the MOMENT I tried finding ANY on GOOGLE I was IMMEDIATELY faced with AI "art" which PHYSICALLY makes me feel icky and disgusted and uncomfy and i have some strange genuine fear of looking at it or touching it so..

[wildbluesorbit]

Ha! I remember when I was devout Sammy lane trying to resist the temptress that is Jacob Kiszka. He's coming for you @sparrowofthedawnsworld

@streamsofstardust said she’s waiting for me to admit that I’m Jake lane………. ahahah-

Y’all I refuse to be a full blown Jake girl. I have to stay with Sammy boy. Jake makes me fear my sanity 😵‍💫 I have resisted Jake for this long. Nothing can move me.

[nopeleavemealoone]

hey guys so just a thought on alnst but. What if Till is alive for no other reason except that his solo song is literally called Till The End

[gusujay]

Everyday goes a little something like this. I open tumblr and check the pathologic tag to find art because the vibe patho artists capture is exquisite.

I immediately see someone making fun of Daniil for having highly specific special interests that he likes talking about.

I ignore it and scroll further only to see another 5 posts calling him annoying for oh wait give me a second *rereads text posts making fun of Daniil* showing symptoms of autism.

I sigh like a depressed disappointed father. I close tumblr.

[nullsleepy]

Everything To Himself

Maribat Daminette!AU

“Oh yes, the almighty Damian is upset and won’t talk to anyone! How impressive of him.” The blue haired teen shouted as they spotted the sulking boy.

“I said I’m fine Marinette, just leave me alone. I’m busy.” The boy snarked back, turning away.

“Oh! And he fires back! Keeping everything to himself, like usual! Little Marinette couldn’t even dare to understand his all mighty ways.” Marinette draped her arm over her head, sighing dramatically.

“What do you think you are doing, Dupain-Cheng?” Damian looked over at her, raising a brow.

“And he even asks the miserable little unknowing one a question! How kind of him, understanding of all!” She pressed her hands together, lacing her fingers in between each other. Her eyes seemed to sparkle sarcastically, if that was even possible.

“Cut it out Dupain-Cheng.” He snarled, glaring her down. What in the pits did this girl think she was doing? Tt.

“Ahhhhhhhh how scary! He snarls! Whatever shall this helpless civilian do?” Marinette pretended to faint, dramatifying the movements.

“Stop.”

“Oh no, he tells the insignificant being to stop! What do I dooooooo?”

“.. what are you up to, Dupain-Cheng?”

“Ohhhhh he finally asks the big question! What am I up to? What evil scheme is this insignificant up to?!” Marinette pressed her chest, widening her eyes.

“What do you want, Marinette?” He sighed, staring at her.

“Oh, so now you want to know what I want, Mr. KeepsToHimselfNoMatterHowOthersFeel. I wonder, what is that I want?” She crossed her arms, suddenly losing the silly atmosphere around her. Her eyes were cold.

“Marinette…” Damian whispered.

“Maybe I want you to tell me what you feel, for once! Or maybe I want you to come to me whenever you are upset and sTOP KEEPING THINGS TO YOURSELF!” Marinette bawled her fingers together, making two fists at her sides.

“But I-”

“No buts! We are dating Damian! If we want to continue doing so, we have to communicate these things to each other! That’s why I told you about Lila, who isn’t even a problem anymore! That’s why I come to you in the middle of the night, get it?! You don’t want to go tell “some shrink” your problems, so tell me! Am I not supposedly your “wife” in all but name?!” She screeched, the house becoming noticeably quiet. Not even the sound of the air conditioner could be heard.

“I-”

“Now is it healthy to be yelling this shit at you? No! But I can’t fucking take it anymore Dames! You don’t have to tell me shit, but you can at least come to me! Don’t hold it in anymore, please. Hawkmoth taught me, out of everything he could’ve taught, that holding your emotions back and shoving it down will only make it worse. It’s the whole reason we met, isn’t it? Because I couldn’t take it anymore, and suddenly the world exploded with me.” Marinette’s voice wavered as she remembered her akumatization. Where others forgot, she could recall with full detail everything she did. She fell to her knees.

“…..”

“Please just come to me, for anything. I just want your love.” Marinette

“I do love you,” Damian offered his hand to her, his voice small. “Marinette.”

“You sure don’t act like it.” She slapped his hand away, getting up herself. Looking him dead in the eyes, she turned away, determined to leave out the door and never come back.

“Wait please!” He grabbed her arm, uncharacteristically shaking. She looked back over her shoulder at him, barely able to contain her tears at the sight of him. The panic in his eyes was so vivid at that moment that the image was seared into her eyes for years. The pure honesty, the pure hurt, everything was on clear display.

“Damian…” Marinette whispered, letting him take hold of her hands. She was too shocked to stop him.

“I promise to come to you, if I’m hurt, if I’m happy, or if I’m upset. I’ll come to you no matter what, so please don’t leave me. I know this is out of character for me, but I don’t want to lose you. Not you, Marinette. Never you.” He looked down, unable to stand the sight of her eyes. He was scared of her reaction.

“…….”

“I do love you, so much. I- I’m just bad at this. I don’t want to hurt you or drive you away.”

“Damian.”

“I’m sorry, Marinette. Please don’t leave me.”

“Don’t apologize Dames. It’s okay. I shouldn’t have exploded on you.”

“And I should’ve been there for you. I should’ve told you how I felt so you could tell me how you felt. I’m sorry.”

“I love you so fucking much Damian.” She reached her arms around him, hugging him tight.

“I love you too Marinette, I love you too.” He returned her hug, letting the tears fall down his face. True emotion flashed in his eyes as he imagined her leaving. He couldn’t lose Marinette, no. Not before he stole all the miraculous from her greedy little hands.

Woe is the love that was never real, huh?

[acrobattack]

Blows my mind how much fanart there is depicting the rr/b and the ppn/kg being friends and flirting. All power to you but I think they would blow each other up

[literaila]

Always. No cat is immune to the way it has their ears perking up instantly and head darting towards the sound. I feel like that sounds more menacing than how it is in actuality. It's an adorable sight that makes me chuckle.

I think thats worthy investment, honestly. The only reason you'll catch me taking out a loan. With some minor exceptions I think.

I think I've only come to appreciate the intended affect that slow burn is actually supposed to have on readers bc my goodness... You do it painfully well.

I also hope your day has been well~ I've been tortured by paper work. Need someone to hollow at me or the work. Or both, at this point. Maybe the better option.

wow. threatening the cats with your keys. wooow.

slow burn is the only burn. i dont approve of healthy relationships that are formed with pure intentions. i am only rooting for those who are stupid and bad at expressing their emotions.

and even so, is nine years really that long? like… we could keep going…

wait. pause. no slow burn, only burning all your paperwork. gross. i do not envy you in the slightest; i worked and now im on my way to rejoin society and probably be bullied by foggy as i (attempt to) write. ah. what a life.

[lionzyon]

I love lying on the internet

[dr-pepperrrr]

Midas x Montague x Kado ??? Ya I’m on it 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[bleue-flora]

HOW

,HOW DO I SEND EVIL BOOPS???????

I'll never tell... >:)

[dodzishere]

Istg if yall like when they like meet when they aren't little i will cry I hate like those college au's where they meet IN college uuuggghhhh, also I may not read smut but I am here for the sexual tension