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The first sunrise on Magic Mountain
could be considered a sequel to this post
#grian#trafficblr#hermitblr#geminitay#mumbo jumbo#hermitcraft s10#skizzleman#impulseSV#smallishbeans#goodtimeswithscar#gtws#magic mountain#the mountaineers#what are we calling these guys#alternative titles to this pic:#it gets cold on mountains at night#welcome to season 10#cuddling with the homies#these guys are all in the life series I've just realized#gladumf does art#fancy art
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you can’t get up or else Kaveh will too…? yall sleeping tg or smt 🤨
Yes? We have fallen asleep together plenty of times, especially in the Akademiya. We had dinner in his room because he’s still not feeling well. I fell asleep while I was reading and he did shortly after.
He’s a light sleeper, one movement and he would have woken up.
Are you confused about anything else, anon?
#cuddling with the homies#nbd#genshin ask blog#ic ask#in character#in character blog#haikaveh#kavetham#implied#alhaitham#kaveh
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@g1rlr0b1n got me a prezzie for my birthday 🤭
Everyone stop what you are doing to gaze up this beautiful masterpiece of my favorite trio having a fun and affectionate sleepover by the amazingly talented @gotham-gargoyle!!!
#cuddling with the homies#💖💖💖#tim drake#conner kent#bart allen#robin#superboy#impulse#timbartkon#dc comics#commissioned for me#super late b-day gift btw lol
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why are the straight boys gayer than i am this isn’t fair
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they're gay your honor
#gay gay homosexual gay#no it is not gay to cuddle your homie#but if there's enough tension like ty and logs#then yes#sbgblr#school bus graveyard#sbg (webtoon)#school bus graveyard webtoon#schoolbus graveyard#sbg#tyler x logan#tylo#sbg tyler#tyler hernandez#sbg logan#logan fields
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Just saw your Howdy angst post and NOOO MAKE THE CATERPILLAR MAN HAPPY RN PLEASE
Ngl drawing them happy is very addicting (though in pain is as well-)
A colder version cause woo yeah woo yeah playing with hues JDDHDH-
#Is it h o m o to cuddle your homies goodnight?#Welcome home#welcome home howdy#howdy pillar#welcome home wally#wally darling#wallypillar#Yes I made Wally’s robe silk red MXHDHDH#Alexa play some cheesy tunes like “can’t sleep love” or some shid smhhh
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And there was only one bed.
#L4D2#left 4 dead 2#nick#ellis#rochelle#coach#are your homies really your homies if they dont cuddle for warmth?#my art
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i love ghostbat as a couple but i also like to imagine them with a very complex relationship. one that traverses the line of normalcy in friendship but they aren’t in a relationship.
they’re extremely close, however, much to the dismay of all of bruce’s friends and lovers.
there is no such thing as privacy to either of them. no intimate moments with bruce that won’t be interrupted by khoa. they’re best friends and it’s everyone else’s problem because the second the two of them are in the room together it’s like the rest of the world doesn’t exist.
one could be proposing to bruce wayne but the second ghost-maker shows up he is more absorbed in what khoa has to say than what else is going on at the moment.
#also sometimes they cuddle#as homies not as lovers#everyone tells them to just be together but#they aren’t into each other like that#ghostbat#ghost maker#batman#ghostmaker#bruce wayne#minhkhoa khan
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We all have at least a few times!
Does Tighnari let you pet his ears?
Yes, fairly often. Sometimes it helps him fall asleep.
They’re very soft.
#cuddling with the homies#cyno#genshin ask blog#cynonari#ic ask#implied#in character#tighnari#in character blog#genshin impact#haikaveh#cynari
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Based on this ask from the minds of @blindmagdalena and @letthenerdsleep; I had to.
CONTENT WARNING: SWEARING, HOMELANDER
"I just don't get what's so damn brilliant about that grin. It's just fucking green."
You pause in your coloring, damp paintbrush still in hand. You narrowed your eyes at John who was gazing outside the penthouse window at the horizon. He was slumped across the couch like an old Victorian painting as he waited somewhat patiently for you to pay attention to him.
You took a deep breath, knowing full well you would regret asking but you had to know. "...What?"
John huffed at you as if you were being unreasonable. "The green." He gestured vaguely to the paint tubes beside your palette. "What make it brilliant?" He asked as he folded his arms behind his head.
You blink at him, trying to process the question.
"And royal blue. What makes it royal? Like, royalty never had anything to do with blue. It'd make more sense if it was royal purple but what gives blue that title?" He mused.
You were gobsmocked, staring at the supe with your jaw open.
"Magenta too. Who lookaed at it and said, 'yeah, that's magenta.'" He floated up slightly off the couch so he could gesture the arc of his imaginary rainbow before settling back into his original position.
You set your paintbrush into the mug holding dirty paint water, your bottom lip folding over your teeth so you didn't burst out laughing. "John. Love of my life. My darling hero. Is this about the color thing again?"
The color thing, as you so eloquently put it, was about the time Homelander had decided to raid your collection of art supplies while he was bored and you were dedicating too much time to your hobby. He had combed through every pencil, paint tube and cake and even the forgotten box of crayons, reading each and every name before coming to you in a rage that he had no colors named after him.
He turned to you with blue eyes widened too innocently. "Look, I'm just saying! My name, as a color? That's brilliance right there." He turned his head to smirk up at the ceiling.
You shook your head fondly. "What color would you even be then?" You turned to face him now, crossing one leg over your knee. You drummed your fingertips against a blue splatter on your skin.
John blinked before sitting upright, hand to his chin as he carefully considered his options. "Hmmm, well.... I can't just be one color."
You snorted, regarding his Americana suit. "Obviously."
He grinned at you, that sweet little playful tilt of his lips that drew you in the first place. A soft puff of air escaped him as he realized you were playing along. "I can't even be two."
"Oooo, getting greedy"
He floated over to you as if he were magnetized. A daring hand rested on your knee. "I don't even know about three." He whispered conspiratorially, those sapphire blues sparkling with mischief.
You snorted again as you burst out laughing. "Oh, my God, you're impossible." You cupped his cheeks as you pulled him in closer. A warm smile had crossed your lips as you nuzzled your nose against his and John couldn't help but melt and bask in your joyous love.
"Yeah... but you like me best that way." He weaseled his way into your lap, careful to keep most of his weight off of you. He wrapped both arms around your neck and shoulders as you rested a hand on his waist.
A happy hum escaped him as you hugged him as tight as you could. "A man could get used to this." John sighed as he pressed his face against your neck.
You chuffed quietly as you rubbed your cheek against the top of his head, ruffling the dyed blond locks. "You're already spoiled enough." You teased before leaving a quick peck on his temple.
"You could spoil me more though." John rebuttled as he gave you his own gentle squeeze. "A whole lot more. Gimme allllll your love, sweetheart." He purred, as content as a cat in your lap.
You laughed louder at that and Homelander beamed at the sound. You both were well aware of how greedy he was, how starved he was for any affection you dared to give. He loved that you never grew tired of giving, no matter how demanding the supe became or how much time he consumed.
He hummed again as he pressed a kiss to your throat, feeling the thrum of your heartbeat through your jugular. He focused on the harmonies your body provided, from the percussion of your heart to the woodwind of your lungs. The soft gurgling of your digestive acids within your stomach accompanied your busy veins and arteries to provide the perfect background melody.
You struggled to keep him in your lap as John relaxed further into you, drunk on your sounds. "Geez, you'll fall asleep on me." You halfheartedly complained.
It wouldn't be the first time the hero had deemed you his napping place but he usually chose places more comfortable than your desk chair.
"You'll live." He mumbled against your skin, relishing in the jump of your heartbeat and the goosebumps raising the hair on your flesh.
You rolled your eyes and he snorted upon sensing your compliance.
"Juuuuust give in to me. You don't have to do anything else, lovely." He murmured as he started to drift off to sleep.
#homelander#the boys amazon#the boys tv#the boys#homelander x reader#artist reader#homie out here asking for cuddles#homiesexual#this ask just scratched all the right spots in my brain#homie is his own warning
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needing to be in a platonic cuddle pile with the 141 rn
#call of duty#cod#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#task force 141 headcanons#captain john price#kyle gaz garrick#sometimes you just gotta#cuddle with your homies#platonic
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I got idea from your keiko story. What if reader somehow meets kid shigaraki?
ANON. I WANNA KISS YOU SO BAD. (Consensually of course)
Content: reader finds kid Shigaraki and takes care of him (sobs)
Genre: angst, a lot of fluff tho so it cancels out
“Okay, do I have everything? Keys, purse? Yep, looks like I do,” you reassured yourself as you set off to the store. The looming thought of the hot summer sun sent ironic shivers through your body, days lolling about on the couch sleepily when your boss wasn’t demanding every second of your time.
You locked the door hurriedly, determined to stock up on essentials, as well as some treats for your kitten, and set on your way. Your earphones nestled comfortably in your ears, drowning out the whines of crying children and rowdy school students by blaring your favourite music. It was a beautiful day nonetheless, birds twittering softly as the sun beat down on you. Your bag thumped lightly against your side, providing a steady rhythm alongside your music.
The trek was relatively easy; the local convenience store wasn’t even a 10 minute walk from your house and you were soon on your way back to your beloved princess kitten, Freya, with an armful of essentials (plus a few goodies). Music thudded from your earphones noisily, distracting you from looking properly where you were going until you nearly fell over from an unknown obstacle.
“What the hell?!” You were ready to cuss the fucker out, until you looked down.
A small child, couldn’t have been much older than six years old, stared emptily back. No. The look wasn’t empty. It was hollow, as if a child was stuck in a body it didn’t belong in. His hair was a beautiful powder blue, long and stark. It was ashy too, and slightly greasy. You assumed it was from days, possibly weeks, of parental neglect. Some of the thicker strands were matted at the back, and his fringe fell heavily over his face.
When your eyes connected, something shattered deep within your chest. Small orbs that would normally be filled with tears at the idea of being lost were totally empty. Despite the lack of emotion on the poor boy’s face, you could see some small flecks of red amongst the vast space of white.
Blood was everywhere; on his face, deep in his eyebrows, caked under his nails that he held oh so tightly. The poor baby was in trouble, and you were desperate to know why. You removed a headphone and crouched down, placing the plastic bags gently either side of you.
Each move was tentative and slow, like the shivering lamb in front of you was going to bleat and run away.
“Hey there sweetheart, are you lost? Did you lose your parents?” You questioned him softly. The boy tightened up at your question, before tears started to fill his waterline. His hands wrung tightly against each other before lifting one up to scratch his neck.
“I-I didn’t mean it!” He choked out. The tone of his voice caught you severely off guard; instead of being soft or rowdy like a regular child, he sounded strained. Not unlike nails on a chalkboard, you found yourself flinching. The scratching grew more intense as you looked on in anxiety.
“Woah, hey little guy! You could really hurt yourself doing that!” You brought your arm up to stop him scratching, before flinching backwards due to a blood-curdling scream.
“NO, PLEASE DON’T!!” He shrieked, hands covering his grimy face and fell to his sides. The petrified baby was trembling profusely despite having fallen to the ground in his fear. Tears dampened his once dry and crusty cheeks, little torso shaking in heaving breaths.
A beetle that was pottering near his hand’s disintegrated immediately, and the dots started to connect. You paused; you had to be careful about this.
“Okay, sweetheart. I promise I won’t touch you, but you might change your mind after you hear my quirk. Do you want to know what it is?” You remained on his level. Slow, and gentle. Like taming a wild kitten.
This seemed to rouse the boy from his oncoming anxiety attack as he looked at you tearfully. He seemed to consider the idea, before nodding his head dolefully. A large grin overtook your features as you presented your hand.
“My quirk is called equilibrium. It means that I can balance out quirks and maintain a constant state. In exchange for being able to being ‘immune’ to quirks, I usually end up with a killer migraine that lasts a few days. It normally depends on how strong the quirk is, so I don’t really use it a lot. Isn’t that cool?!” You asked him excitedly.
The boy looked at you with curiosity. You let out a small chuckle.
“So, what I’m saying is, you can touch me and I won’t disappear. I promise you,” you solemnly swear to him, extending your pinky finger. Tenko looked at it in pure fear, almost as if the devil himself tainted it.
“I understand that you’re frightened, but you’re dirty, walking around the street with no shoes. I want to help you,” you whispered to him gently. Tenko seemed to light up at your statement.
A tiny pinky extended to you, trembling but still willing. It wrapped itself around you, and you almost shuddered at the texture of his skin. Nonetheless, you continued to loop your fingers around his small hand until you were fully holding his hand. Tenko stared at you with tears pricking his eyes again. He could… touch you?! You smiled softly.
“I told you, see? You can’t hurt me,” you promised. Tenko couldn’t help the tears that trickled down his malnourished cheeks as he dove into a hug. Your eyes widened; just what the hell has this poor baby been through? Your arms shifted under him to cup him closer to you.
“Do you want to come to my house? It’s not that far, so we can get you cleaned up, fed and then find out what to do with you,” you murmured into his ears. Tenko thought for a moment before nodding, his shaggy hair tickling your cheek.
Tenko rearranged himself to wrap his arms around your neck as you grabbed the bags that you previously dropped and nestled his legs around you.
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The journey was only 10 minutes, and yet Tenko had dozed off on the way. His small snores rumbled softly in your ears as you fiddled in your pockets for the keys. Tenko jolted awake at the sound before realising where he was.
“Mph, are we there yet?” He whined sleepily, dry fists rubbing against his eyes. Your cat meowed at the new smell in her home, shaking the sleep off and meowing indignantly.
You set Tenko down with a slight grunt; carrying a small child and 3 grocery bags was not an easy feat. You knelt back down to Tenko’s level and gently rested your hand on his shoulder.
“Now, I need to know your name. I think it’s silly that we don’t know each other’s name, so let’s introduce ourselves before we start calling each other sillier nicknames,” you giggled, earning a small smile from the boy.
“I’m (Y/N), nice to meet you,” you said warmly, holding out your hand. Tenko paused before giving you his hand back.
“I’m Tenko Shimura,” he mumbled back.
“Well Tenko, I think you need a bath. Am I alright to run you one?” You asked him. He thought for a moment before nodding his heavy head.
“Okay, I’ll be right back.”
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The bath water was an absolute godsend to Tenko’s fractured body. The soothing smell of your cherry bakewell scented bath gel calmed Tenko’s nerves as he glanced around the bathroom.
“Is the water alright in there, sweetheart? It’s not too hot is it?” You shouted from your bedroom, gathering soft fluffy towels.
“N-no. Its… nice, thank you,” he tried shouting back, voice cracking. He observed the bath water as he waded his hands through it. Once clear as diamond, the water slowly shifted to a murky brown. Chunks of dried blood dropped into the water, splashing back into Tenko’s face. He let out a whimper; he must look disgusting.
Your soft rapping at the door brought him out of his thoughts.
“Tenko? Am I alright to come in, little lamb? I can help you wash your hair if that’s okay?” You asked him gently.
“U-um… yes please,” he nodded back. You opened the door and smiled at him to reassure his jolting nerves.
“You’re certainly looking cleaner, little lamb! Look at the colour of the tub!” You giggled before feeling your heart pang at the tears forming in Tenko’s eyes.
“Oh no, I’m sorry sweetheart. I didn’t mean to make you upset,” you rubbed his hair to comfort him. Tenko’s eyes grew wider as he started to sob louder in the tub. The feeling of something so simple as rubbing his head when he’s sad was so alien to him. God, you hated whoever did this to him.
“That’s it my little lamb, let it out. That’s a good boy, just cry until you can’t any more,” you crooned sympathetically, rubbing his head and wiping away tears.
And so, Tenko did just that. Cried. He cried until no more tears would come out, he cried until his head started to hurt, he cried for everything. For his mother, for his sister and for Mon. And oh, how he cried for his dog who provided more comfort than any member of his family.
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When Tenko woke up again, he was bundled up in blankets on a couch that felt worlds different than the leather one at his house. This was soft and warm, with needlefelt and crocheted cushions. He lifted his sleepy head up before jolting his hands away. But the crumbling of the couch never came.
Tenko glanced down and was met with a small pair of winter gloves, cut so that Tenko’s fourth and pinky finger were concealed.
“Ah, you woke up! You worried me for a second there, little lamb. You kinda passed out on me in the bath, so I cleaned you up and bundled you up on the couch,” you rambled on as you set down a glass of milk for him.
“Here sweetheart, drink up. You must have hurt your voice badly,” you nudged it to him as he readjusted himself comfortably.
“T-thank you,” he mumbled brokenly, voice still strained from all of the crying. He took the first gulp before realising just how thirsty he was. Next thing you knew, the glass was empty as Tenko huffed and puffed.
“Wow little lamb, you must have been thirsty, hmm? I’ll bet you’re hungry too?” You guessed. Tenko nodded his head quickly, scared that you’ll pull back your offer. You smiled at his slight change of demeanour.
“That’s alright, I’ll go make you something now. How does Katsu curry sound?”
Tenko’s eyes lit up.
“T-that sounds good thanks,” he mumbled happily, playing with his fingers shyly. You nodded at him and told him to get comfortable.
As you cooked, Tenko remained on the couch and looked around. Your apartment was cozy, filled to the brim with trinkets and photos of your friends and family. Soft knitted blankets dotted around the room, a large scratching post for your cat as well as numerous toys.
Tenko jumped as he felt a slight shift in the couch. The small black, white and grey cat he saw earlier was staring at him, sizing him up for a moment before nestling into his side. She kneaded the blanket that pooled around his knees, purring away.
Tenko thought for a moment before tentatively stroking the gap between her ears, pleased when the purring increased tenfold.
“I see you’ve become friends with my cat,” you giggle as you present two steaming bowls.
“She’s lovely,” he murmured shyly, petting her a little more confidently. You hummed in acknowledgement as you set the bowls down as well as some cutlery.
“Now, eat up. Then, we have to go to the police and see what happens next,” you smiled at him as ice flooded his blood.
“Hey, don’t look at me like that. Nothing is going to happen to you. You’re only a child, and you clearly didn’t mean to kill anyone. I’ll have to check if you have any more family that can take you in,” your tone softened as you looked at Tenko’s face.
“I-I don’t have anyone else. A-all of my f-family was in the… the-,” he started crying again, gloved hands coming to reach his neck. You took his hand in yours and rubbed it soothingly, before lifting him up and placing him in your lap. Tenko buried his face into your neck and sobbed whilst you stroked his hair.
“I know, little lamb, I know. If that’s the case, then I’m going to look into adopting you myself, if that’s what you want?” You looked at him as you asked him.
Tenko’s eyes lit up before dimming again.
“B-but my quirk hurts people. I don’t want you to get hurt because of me. I’ve already hurt so many people,” He whimpered. Your heart ached looking at the young boy.
“My quirk is perfectly compatible with yours, and as long as you wear those gloves then you have no reason to worry. You’ve already seen just how mean people can be with people with a quirk like yours. If you stay with me, then I can protect you and help you,” you lifted Tenko’s chin to meet his eyes.
“Sweetheart, it’s a cruel, mean world for people who society deem ‘villains’. You have been hurt and ignored by these people, and I want to make sure that doesn’t happen again. You’re only a small boy, you didn’t deserve what happened to you. It’s not your fault. It was never your fault. I can help you learn to control your quirk to prevent accidents like this again. I know it hurts now, but we can get through this. I’ll be there for you every step of the way.”
Tenko flung himself deeper into your chest and sobbed until his throat was raw. In the past few hours, you had shown him such kindness that it overwhelmed him, on a level that only his mother dared display. Throughout the day, you had a warm glow radiate from within you. Tenko knew he wouldn’t have anyone else look after him.
You cuddled Tenko closer to you as he settled down.
“Now, let’s eat before the food goes cold,” you smile.
“Okay mama.”
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“Tenko? Tenko, hurry up! You’re gonna be late for your first day!” You yelled up the stairs to your adopted son.
“I know, ma! I can’t find the extra pair of gloves you gave me,” he yelled back, rootling the Eraserhead backpack you gifted him. It was his first day at UA Hero Academy, and your nerves were just as shaky as his. He eventually found them, relieved at the sight as he readjusted his tie agitatedly.
“Do you have everything? Lunch, your creams, your throat spray?” You fussed over him, straightening his tie and smoothing his blazer lapels.
“Damn ma, you were rushing me out the door and now you’re gonna make me late,” he groaned, but cracked a light smile.
You looked at him. He had improved so much since you first took him in. His hair was cleaner, his skin had better creams, his lips were smeared in soothing lip balms and his allergies were nearly a thing of the past. The thought of the young, helpless boy you took in using his once destructive power for the better of society brought tears to your eyes.
“H-hey, don’t get all emotional ma! What’s the matter?!” He fussed, stopping when you smile at him.
“I’m so proud of you, Tenko. More than you’ll ever know. Now, go be the best hero that anyone has ever seen in UA!” You wiped your tears as you hugged your son, feeling him tremble slightly in return.
“Thanks ma. For everything.”
#tenko shimura#baby tenko#shigaraki tomura#tenko shimura x reader#NO COS POOR BABY#FUCK HIS DAD FR FR#ALL MY HOMIES HATE KOTARO#shigaraki x reader#hic#sob#he deserves the entire world#my baby#I want to cuddle him so much#play with his hair and tell him he’s alright :(#tomura x reader#platonic tomura x reader#platonic tenko x reader
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cuddle husbands buddies 🤗
#nothing wrong with cuddling with ur homies amirite#peter b parker#miguel o'hara#spider man#spider man 2099#spiderdads#peter b parker x miguel o'hara#spiderverse#across the spiderverse#my art#wip
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sometimes you need hugs and nap time w ur bros, rat dad and best pals
BONUS SICKASS HAT!!
#art#my art#tmnt#tmnt 87#tmnt michelangelo#tmnt raphael#tmnt donatello#tmnt leonardo#tmnt mona lisa#tmnt mondo gecko#tmnt splinter#doodles#fluff#sometimes you need naptime and cuddles from the homies#and also rat papa#not sh1p art btw. platonic snugglies only :3
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brainrotting about them big time
#ethubs#ethoslab#bdoubleo100#hermitshipping#i suppsoe but homies can cuddle <-- coping#smileymothart
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will you pleeease write player and carmen being goofy :3
Oh, absolutely.
It was three in the morning when someone saw fit to snap off his window lock and show herself in to his apartment, and Player hardly bat an eye because he had long since learned that her breaking into his apartment was how she showed her affection. It wasn't so terrifying after the third or fourth time, and after the fifth time, it was even endearing!
"Hey, Red," He called from his computer, "What brings you?"
He had a bit going on right now. There was work to do for some clients, and he was also busy tracking the movements of their good friend Paper Star--former VILE operative and all around menace to society--but he always had time to spare for her.
Carmen pulled herself the rest of the way in through the window then turned to slide it shut. From over her shoulder she called: "This is a wellness check!"
"Cool." Said Player, not quite paying attention. He was having some trouble trying to hack into a CCTV camera in Atlanta, so it took him a few minutes to process what she had said.
"Wait, what?"
It was too late. Carmen was upon him now, and she was a woman on a mission. She grabbed the back of his chair, pulled him away from his desk, and spun him around to face her. She pointed a spray bottle in his face and said: "Quick! When was the last time you slept?"
Player sucked in through his teeth. "Uh..."
She shook the spray bottle. "If you have to think about it, you're wrong."
"Uh..." Player said, still stalling, "Um. Three?"
She narrowed her eyes at him.
"Three what?"
"Well..."
"Three this afternoon? Three hours ago?"
"Okay, look--"
"Player, I swear on my hat, if you tell me it was three days ago..."
He grinned sheepishly and shrugged. He hoped if he looked apologetic, she might take mercy on him, but alas, he was a fool. She pressed rapidly on the trigger, spritzing him like he was nothing more than a misbehaving cat.
"Bad! Bad hacker, bad!"
"Stop! Stop! I can explain!"
She quirked an eyebrow, lowering the water bottle. She gestured with her hand for him to go on, and tapped her foot impatiently.
"I'm listening."
"Okay, look. I was going to sleep, and then I didn't, and it was an honest mistake, and you'll forgive me because I'm your best friend and everyone deserves a second chance."
"No."
"Extenuating circumstances?"
"Nuh-uh."
"Um..." He spun idly in his chair, wracking his brain for something he could say to get out of this. "When... When was the last time you slept?"
She narrowed her eyes at him. "That's irrelevant."
"Is not."
"Is too."
"Is not!"
Carmen scowled. "Do you want me to call your mother?"
He laughed. "You can try, but I blocked your number on her phone like weeks ago. You can't outsmart me, Red."
She crossed her arms, glaring at him. Player hummed, feeling rather triumphant, and turned back to his monitors. It was his god given right to be a workaholic, and there was nothing she could do to stop him.
"...How much would you say you weigh?"
Player froze, fingers hovering above the keyboard.
"...Are you about to drug me?"
Carmen scoffed. "No, I would never do that. I'm just trying to figure out how much strength I need to use to do this."
She grabbed him by the shirt at both shoulders and pulled him backwards over his chair.
"Woah!"
She looked down at him and grinned. "This takes me back, buddy. You know, I did this to Gray once."
He winced at the comparison. "That's the worst possible thing you could say to me right now."
"Go to bed. Now."
He crossed his arms, still upside down.
"I'm busy, Red."
She rolled her eyes. She went to pick him up, but he slipped from her grasp like water. Now he was lying face down on the floor, protesting. She went to try again and he went limp.
"Do not go boneless on me, Player!"
She grabbed him by the arm and pulled. "You are being so immature right now."
He smirked into the floor. He wasn't having a great time right now, but it was nice to know she wasn't either.
She dragged him to his bed and nudged him with her foot, prompting him to roll over. She pointed to the bed and said, "Go to sleep or I'm selling your PC on eBay."
He frowned. "Hey, the oughties called. They want their store back."
"The nineties called, they want their joke back."
He sighed, getting up off the floor. He sat on his bed and looked at her. Noticing the bags under her eyes, he hummed.
"You know, you never answered my question. When was the last time you slept? You and I both know we have twin sleeping habits."
(Twin sleeping habits meaning they were both horrifically terrible at taking care of themselves.)
"This isn't about--"
"--I'll go to sleep if you go to sleep."
She peered skeptically at him, lips pursed.
"...Alright, deal. But I'm sleeping in your bed and stealing your blankets. Is that okay with you?"
He shrugged. "Sure, Red. Whatever."
He yawned, scooting over to give her some space. "Just try not to start sleep boxing."
She groused, making good on her promise and hogging his blankets. He didn't really mind, he was one of those freaks who slept on top of their comforter.
"That was one time," She muttered, "When are you guys gonna let me live that down?"
"Mm. Probably never."
She groaned. "You're the worst, you know that?"
He hummed, reaching over to flick his lamp off.
"Mhm. Good night, Carmen."
Carmen sighed contently.
"Good night, Player."
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