#cuberty

[askingtherapybill]

Meet The Residents Of Ward 333!

Devoidity

Reason For Stay: Seasonal Deviation, Self Admitted, Low Security Risk.

Therapist: Morphious

Treatment: Medication Regimen, Detox, Light Therapy.

Eternalor

Reason For Stay: Alchemyholism, Self Admitted, Medium Security Risk.

Therapist: Scrap

Treatment: Rehabilitation, Solo Therapy, Community Service.

Bill Cipher

Reason For Stay: Invoked the name of the Axolotl, Referred, Max Security Risk.

Therapist: The Axolotl

Treatment: Rehabilitation, Solo And Group Therapy, Art Therapy, And EMDR Therapy, Community Service.

The Logicube

Reason For Stay: Delayed Cuberty, Referred, Low Security Risk.

Therapist: Morphious

Treatment: Medication Regimen, Solo And Cubical Therapy.

Jessica

Reason For Stay: Infinite Life Crisis, Self Admitted, Medium Security Risk.

Therapist: Scrap

Treatment: Medication Regimen, Group Therapy, Life Guidance Classes.

Spheremonger

Reason For Stay: Dimensional Deficit Disorder, Referred, Low Security Risk.

Therapist: Morphious

Treatment: Rehabilitation, Solo Therapy, Interdimensional Education Classes.

Giant Ear

Reason For Stay: Just Needed A Little Help :), Self Admitted, Medium Security Risk

Therapist: Scrap

Treatment: Group Therapy, Meditation And Yoga, One On One Journaling. 

Insantin

Reason For Stay: HERE ON PAROLE, High Security Risk.

Therapist: The Axolotl

Treatment: Rehabilitation, Solo And Group Therapy, Unwinding Classes, Community Service.

The Beast

Reason For Stay: Unknown, Max Security Risk.

Therapist:  The Axolotl

Treatment: Rehabilitation, Solo And Group Therapy, Community Service. 

[tesmillie]

jeez i dont post do i. have a cuberty?? idk follow me on tiktok instead i actually do things there.

@tes_millie on tt

[oddly-twisted-muses]

I know nothing about umbrella academy but I heard there's a new character who is a cube.

Do you think he was born a cube or did he go through cuberty?

[stoic--rose]

cuberty

[xponentialdesign]

cuberty v2

[mildlyinterestedcreature]

CUBERTY 😂

That is the proper term for when a cube matures.

[lazaruslens]

My punk housemate: Did Infinite get his deep voice during cuberty?

[beretheiv]

lmfao, not cuberty 😭😭

oh god, how did the mother push out the fucking cube- or did she get a cesarean

[stoic--rose]

why are so many people liking my cuberty post all of a sudden lmao

[xponentialdesign]

Cuberty

[sparrowluvr]

CUBERTY

I know nothing about umbrella academy but I heard there's a new character who is a cube.

Do you think he was born a cube or did he go through cuberty?

[mildlyinterestedcreature]

My theory is that Christopher started off with rounded edges and got sharp points and sides as cube puberty (cuberty)

oh god, how did the mother push out the fucking cube- or did she get a cesarean