#cryin in the club yo

[smallest-moon]

HELLO? IM UNWELL THABJ YIU GOODBNIGHT

[zzencat]

Nauuuuur I’ve had about 3 of my fav tarot/psychic readers interact and like the future spouse post today I’m cryin in the club guys 😭 this is a mad honor if you’re reading this thank you veddy muchao

BLESS YO SOAL 🫵🕊️✨✨

[ikram1909]

Cryin madridistas tryin to cope w lamine comps sayin that he only is praised bc of his age. The day we get a good manager and the club gets serious w the sports project its so over for them they will start having the #10 ptsd

They're actually obsessed with his age 😭😭 how many 16 yo are as good as him? He's literally one of the best forwards in la liga already. They should just accept reality that la masía just created a whole new nightmare for them for the next 20 years 😭😭

[ransomreferee]

I tried to write my own Drake song from memory and made this. Sorry…

We pull up, you know damn well things are going to get wacky

Verse 1:

Going to the club, yeah, it’s bumping

Lookin at yo ass, girl, it’s thumping

The other guys try, but you acting real shy

But the money in my bank says to jump in

Dropped a few mixtapes, got me goodies

Miss the old Drake, well, he’s a pussy

Eating an orange it’s citrusy

Giving vitamin D tonight to you baby

Chorus:

Twenty-four, seven, three sixty-five

You said let’s go so I took us for a drive

Twenty-four, seven, three sixty-five

You said you’d leave but you need me to survive, ay, ay, ay

Verse 2:

Whoever knew that some kid from the hood

Could become attached to a hoe so good?

You were made for me

In this club you are all I see

Sipping down this lean so hastily

Trying so hard to hit yo G

But I can’t fucking find it

Chorus:

Twenty-four, seven, three sixty-five

You said let’s go so I took us for a drive

Twenty-four, seven, three sixty-five

You said you’d leave, but you need me to survive, ay, ay, ay

21’s Verse:

Oops sorry, didn’t know you were cryin’

Now get up bitch you’re overly reliant (yeah)

Seen some shit in a gang I can’t unsee

Like me holding my dead brother’s body (yeah)

Wish this didn’t happen bitch get a genie

Still wouldn’t have my new Lamborghini (skrt)

What I drinking tonight? (squirt)

Where we going tomorrow? (church)

Cause God is rife in this place we call life

So leave my place or I’ll get the knife (yeah)

Chorus:

Twenty-four, seven, three sixty-five

You said let’s go so I took us for a drive

Twenty-four, seven, three sixty-five

You said you’d leave, but you need me to survive, yeah

Goofy ass shit man

[carli-meows]

sippin on a drink, im at the brink

im drinkin out of happiness not cryin in the sink

sippin on a drink, this ones tea

i wont front, this rhymes got me thirsty

sippin on a drink, im jonesing for a faygo

rock n rye and artic sun anyone of them yo

sippin on a drink, not somethin strong

something that makes me make sounds like tara strong

sippin on a drink, something nice a sweet

something that makes my dick grow 4 square squeet

sippin on a drink, chug it like grog

pass the brew to the skipper as we sail through the fog

sippin on a drink, it's not a potion, it's a tonic

and if you drink too much, it's sure to make you vomit

sippin on a drink, the 40 oz

when i write my name on brick it's Co-Ze

sippin on a drink, this aint alchyhall

the way it makes me feel good and im still sober yall

sippin on a drink, ye scallywags be scoundrels

ye savage landlubbers bound end up keelhauled

sippin on a drink, im a simple poor favour

so forgive me if i trail off to far por favor

sippin on a drink, kick me out the club

kick me to a flower and the nectar is the bud

pass me the joint, rather fly than fall

to be honest im more of a weed type of gal

pass me the joint, i dont fuck with speed

im one in the trio, and yes, we smoke weed

pass me the joint, i prefer a bong

yes im picky as fuck but im sure we'll get along

pass me your hand, let me hold it for a spell

this world wont get to us, we'll make it outta hell

[rescue-ram]

Jrpajsbap okay XD I wrote down the funny ones I could remember from various "rap battles" people had. I omitted some of the just plain offensive bars lol.

Flow so sick got you puking in the pent house/Jump on this track like Tigger with a big pounce/Roses are red Violets are blue/I gotta big dick and so do you

I make money when I deal on the street/You work the fucking deli for a discount on meat

Call me Buzz the Bee the way I pull the honeys/Splashing out in the club like an otter with money

Make your bitch so wet I gotta call her Katrina/while she goin down hard on my Oscar Meyer Weiner

Call me a king, better yet a god/Call me Big Poppa cause I got a big rod

Yo your mama so black that she making me gothic/Fuck her in a band tee that bitch a hot topic

Chillin with the homies sipping lean from a cup/It was all good till I got fucked up/Had to go go go so I took some speed/But I got so tweaked that I had to smoke weed/Got a little crazy but you know what they say/That's what you call a (high school name) three way

Wanna be a baby cause you always cryin/but I call you Simba cause you always lyin

Brian is a pimp always getting skirt/Her man try to front but Brian ain't sc'rred/Brian strapped tighter than a pair of suspenders/Pops off hotter than yo mama's chicken tenders/Cops roll up but Brian don't curr/Got a get away moped skrr skrr skrr!

Strippers call me Ike cause I make it rain/if you don't like it I'll give you pain/Saw yo mama shakin ass on the stage/She callin me boss the way I pay her wage/She suck on my nuts till I'm boutta pop/Put a ring on that bitch now you calling me Pop

i actually have been trying to figure out how to talk abt this for a while because i feel like i see a real disconnect between the concept of dave as somebody who makes music and like. the kind of music that a 14 year old aspiring rapper/dj living in houston, tx in 2009 would actually be listening to or inspired by lmfao.

like so many fanworks say dave is like working on his music or whatever and not to throw a molotov cocktail into this whole enterprise but like. what do you guys think dave is rapping about. because i will be real with you guys i get the sense a lot of ppl r picturing like. porter robinson or something when they imagine the kind of music dave is making

[meii-jasmine]

Rigel is doing his best but Saiph still misses her friend...

[kdyghk]

how about those beta gals 

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves]

Reasons I like tfa #282

BUMBLEBEE

GIVING COMFORT

[tiniest-hands-in-all-the-land]

Sorry if this is a bit awkward, I don’t usually send asks much, but I jus wanted to say how much I love your art and artstyle! It’s so unique and cool asdfghg I love it so much

No worries dude, I’m the same regarding asks lol

But omg??? Thank you!!! I’m glad you like it!!

[uncustomvry-blog]

cutiest

pc: choiminsooo

[jezheart-archived]

he's gonna kill everybody bc he misses his husband!!!!!!!

[phasel0ck]

chapter 182 cleared my skin, revived my crops, and rebuilt my village 

[eqyerah]

My opinion on each zodiac signs !

Im a taurus asc scorpio imma be BLUNT HONEST :

• ⁠Aries : why u so mad for ? WHY YOU SO AGRESSIVE FOR ? we get it you’re the boss

• ⁠Taurus : the prettiest but calm down on YA FOOD BRO I GET IT YOU’RE HUNGRY BUT WE DONT HAVE TO GO THROUGH YOUR HELL TOO W YO DAMNASS ATTITUDE me to me in my head everyday

• ⁠Gemini : WHY YOU SO LOUD for WHERE U GOIN ? Stay here u double faced bitch 🤣 I LOVE YALL THO SO INTELLIGENT

• ⁠Leo : i mean yall are so beautiful okay but the fact that you know it that much.. CALM DOWN STEP OUT OF YOUR MF STAGE

• ⁠Cancer : baby u wont die if he didn’t text u back its okay u got plenty of others already waiting on your devils list Also can i have a hug ?

• ⁠Virgo : its ok boo you locked your door well babe no need to left your fkng work to go and make SURE ITS LOCKED DAMN Also u smell so good

• ⁠Libra : i mean just stop cmon do you know who you even are ? Cause u have different personalities for every fucking people u flirt with baby who is u ? I wont let u alone w ma men thooooo Also i like your style ma gawdhhhh

• ⁠Scorpio : pls mary me already, I’ll ask you to mary me if i ACTUALLY CAN FIND YOUR ASS WHY U HIDIN OBSERVING PEOPLE FROM THIS FAR AWAY ?! Why u got your sunglasses on in tha club tho babe its ok read ma soul cmon

• ⁠Sagitarius : ok i get it your the funniest lol i cant lie yall got me dead forreal, but u know its ok if u don’t cheat like dont worry babe

• ⁠Capricorn : bitch stop working ? GET U SOME DAMN FUCKING REST ? U actually so funny and cool when WE GET TO SEE U ONCE EVERY TEN YEARS

• ⁠Aquarius : Satan is that u ? Hey ? Hellooo ? Damn he left me on read. AGAIN BRO AGAIN EVEN SATAN SHOWS UP SOMETIMES WERE YALL AT DAMN

• ⁠Pisces : i lack water in my chart so im THIRSTY FOR YALL OKAY NOW SHUT UR LYING MOUTH UP BABE u were so cute and soft.. before ya opened ur mouth 🤣 what happened where u goinnnn? Okay they left the conversation already so can we talk about how they’re the best ? Cause i dont want them to know tho

I have mercury taurus im all about sarcasm now cancers dont come cryin as if i ruined your whole life in the comments please i have dinner

[zellestial]

Yongguk getting shy when Youngjae wants to feed him is my everything

[varcolacul]

Isis has her back facing Vincent, Knowing his presence was near. “Not really a birthday person bu’ I gotchu somethin’.” Obviously more excited that expected for someone doesn’t care much for the traditional days of birth. Turning around she reveals a small puppy cradled in her arms. “Happy Birthday mon amour! embrasse-moi, hm?”

Jaws dropped open as Isis turned, immediately the lanky wolf was leaning down, cooing at the small pup she held. He’d admit— he wasn’t excepting for her to turn around with a puppy in hand. Nor did he except ANY kind of gift from Isis. She was simple and he didn’t ask for anything. A cake at the most was all; she did enjoy her baking. He enjoyed it too.

‘‘Mereu. Mulțumesc, foarte mult.’’ Of course he was going to kiss her, how could he resist? The wolf pressed his lips against her own. Before he got his attention wrapped up in the new puppy, carefully taking it from Isis. He cradled it in his own arms, muttering gently to it. ‘‘Îi iubesc.”

‘’Veți fi atât de răsfățați.’’