#crusty old lucas

[discount--dracula]

today i'm saying farewell to my darlings (only for a short while, but it hurts nonetheless)

see you in our new home lovelies

[discount--dracula]

had to do this with my furbies

EVERY OC LIST GOT THA:

-constantly anxious who is 5 seconds away from a panic attack at all times -obsessed with blood -weird lesbian -5 seconds away from beating the shit out of everyone -the mascot -the one who's actually drawn/written about 99% of the time

[french-fried-fics]

Some crusty, dusty, musty old hag greeting Illario: Amatus

Me:

Also me, a Luca ride or die:

[wavesketcher-sq]

Your Mom's Hot

A/N: Wavesketcher writing SQ fic in 2024, who'd have thought it.

It’s a truth universally acknowledged that Regina Mills is hot. Which is totally fine because she, Emma Swan, has always had hot friends. There were the girls she played sports with in high school - hot - her kickboxing teacher that bought her tequilas every Friday night in the days before Storybrooke - hot - Ruby Lucas, her Storybrooke drinking buddy - hot. 

Regina is a hot Mayor, no biggie. 

Then it happens. The shift, the capitalisation, the transition from acceptable, passing hotness to stomach pinching, dream visiting chaos.

She’s passing by Henry’s room, and lingers at the door when she hears her name. 

“Emma’s cool,” says the voice of fourteen year old Isaac, a school friend, “But when is your other Mom coming home?”

“Dunno,” says the voice of fourteen year old Henry, her son, “Why?”

“Because she’s hot.” 

“Isaac! Gross!” Henry yells, and there’s a scuffle and a thump as one pubescent teen is pushed off the bed. 

“Hey!? Everyone at school thinks so! Your Mom’s hot,” Isaac squeezes the words out between fits of laughter. It sounds like Henry is thumping him with a pillow. 

/

Hot Mom/Mayor Mills comes home at six pm. Emma is in Henry’s room, trying to figure out the boys pizza order. 

“Shit,” she mutters, hearing the door open, “she’s back early.”

“Maybe she’ll want pizza too?” says Isaac. Henry thumps him again. 

“Emma, please kindly leave your jacket in the coat closet and not on the stairs!”

She throws Henry a conspiratorial eye roll and shouts, “Sorry, Mom!” 

The teens snicker. 

But she’s a little helpless when it comes to Regina’s nagging - after all, she did offer to take her in when her flat basically fucking exploded, and her choices included living with her PDA obsessive parents, or, on her ex-boyfriend’s crusty pirate ship - and bounds down the stairs to meet her. 

Regina is holding Emma’s red jacket between two manicured fingers. She raises a brow, “Must I have to teach you?”

And Emma’s mouth is suddenly dry because that sounded really, kinda, very, Hot. 

Read the full chapter here.

[crayonurchin]

🌲🌿🌾 For Cammie, and/or Solo, depending on how much you want to write!

Cammie first, Solo second!

Cammie:

🌲 What is the kindest thing your OC has ever done for someone? What is the kindest thing someone has ever done for them? On the flip side, what is the worst thing your OC has done to another person?

The kindest thing someone ever did for Cammie is tricky. He's had many things done for him that can't ever really be re-paid. In rps, he's been essentially adopted by both @theamishpirate main boy Sandy as a brother, and @kajeaynart gummy gang as their next lil member. Outside of rps, I think it's honestly meeting Lucas as a little kid. That boy singlehandedly showed Cammie there was life beyond what was decided for him, and coming to meet him got Lucas in a lot of trouble, yet he kept it up for his friend trapped behind trimmed hedges. It's small, but it completely changed Cammie's life. - For the worst? When he ran away from home, he told nobody, including his Nanny Peppermint, who'd been caring for him all his life. She was beyond broken when he vanished, and she died before he could ever reconcile with her. He was a kid at the time, he wasn't trying to be cruel, but he was, and he regrets it constantly.

🌿 What is something true about your OC that they refuse to admit about themselves? Is there any reason to this besides embarassment?

He's cowardly. He tries to run from everything that he can't control and pretends it was never real. He wants to believe he's a grandiose man when he's really a selfish boy at times. He can't admit when he's wrong, because it would mean admitting the people he was oppressed by may have been right.

It's a tricky bag of marbles, but there's truth in it all both directions.

🌾 What would your OC be like if they were evil. Or if they’re already evil what would they be like as the good guy?

An evil Cammie is a very, very manipulative person. He still wants many of the same goals, but rather than abusing himself to mould his essence into what he needs it to be, he moulds everyone else around him, without caring how it affects them. And he's clever, he's always able to use words that never make him the villain but always make him the victim. Anyone speaking out against him would look like a monster, and he's aware of it.

He'd still be in great denial of many things, but the evil Cammie uses that denial to justify his every action and it lets him sleep at night, inside a bus that everyone else got run over by.

And now, Solo!

🌲 What is the kindest thing your OC has ever done for someone? What is the kindest thing someone has ever done for them? On the flip side, what is the worst thing your OC has done to another person?

Once again, RP has different answers! @techmomma and I have done a LOT of rps with Solo and their blorbos, so in order: Ed essentially adopting and helping them get into therapy, survive the reappearance of their abuser, and becoming the grandparent of their son. TB doing much the same but in a very queer and motherly role from a bit more of a distance Mom being their bff that holds them accountable Pet being their bff that lets them feel joy again Outside rp, canonically at 13 years old as a runaway with a brain damaged baby, they knew this was stupidly dangerous. There was a man, Antony, that ran these awful apartment blocks, and he was a mean sonovabitch. That crusty angry man let this random child and infant live in one of his studios for seven months, with rent being 'whatever was doable', though that was never formally agreed. He was a bastard, but he saved their life at an extremely vulnerable state.

Solo's done a lot of bad things. They've let others take the fall when they're the one committing the crime, they've pushed away people who care about them. TECHNICALLY, they tried to murder their abuser by hitting her in the skull with a cast iron pan, but I think that's forgivable in context. Also she didn't die so, who cares. To name a single thing, they probably pickpocketed someone, realised this person definitely needed the money, but still kept it because fuck that other person they've got their own shit to deal with.

🌿 What is something true about your OC that they refuse to admit about themselves? Is there any reason to this besides embarassment?

They refuse to admit they had a horrible childhood. From being a kid of 13 other kids in a cramped trailer, to being sold to a circus that for sure took advantage of them, to be kidnapped by a woman and [REDACTED] for years resulting in the birth of their son, to watching that baby get smothered with a pillow and only managing to revive him after the oxygen deprivation caused a stroke that resulted in cerebral palsy, to being a teenager with an infant on your own running away because you possibly killed the adult that captured you, to developing severe OCD and PTSD as a result of it all. If they admit that it was bad, then they're going to have to deal with it, and they'll have to let go of the few happy memories that they grip like driftwood in a storming ocean.

🌾 What would your OC be like if they were evil. Or if they’re already evil what would they be like as the good guy?

An evil Solo is using their brilliant charisma to work their way into a powerful position of love, adoration and worship. So much so, that it lets them get total revenge on everyone in their life, without facing a single consequence. They can crush anyone who dares to even think about stepping on them or their son, who they basically lock in a box to protect.

Good Solo is super flawed but wants good things. Bad Solo is super flawed and will hurt people to ignore that.

[torapaw]

HE CAN TALK???????? HI DUSTER MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF THERE

apparently someone's been copying my super cool oc's main weapon design?? not cool motherfucker. everyone block @lucaspaw for having a dead mom and being a little pissbaby weeh weeeh wahhh bitch FUCK you

[twothpaste]

do video games still exist in your au? If so what games do they play?

aw, man, intermission au is absolutely brimming with video games. here's some of their favorites & such, below the cut:

ness has a collection of old nintendo consoles passed down by his dad. kid grew up playing everything from classic NES to the switch. he likes kirby and starfox especially. he n' jeff used to play every co-op game in his arsenal, every weekend, when they were like 14.

jeff likes metroid and starcraft. he's been emulating games on pc since he was like 5. most notably though, he's got an esteemed resume of competitive pokemon accolades. dude who plays pokemon showdown in class every day and still somehow gets straight A's.

claus will eagerly play anything he can manage with one arm. and some things he really can't. he streams fortnite. his favorite game is fallout 2. there's a running bit about jeff teaching him competitive pokemon. they've got a funny little mentor-student thing going on. except instead of somethin' cool like robotics or rocket science, it's just jeff teaching claus how to optimize his dragapult's EV spread.

the twins grew up with a couple of GBAs they got used from a yard sale - lucas had pokemon leaf green, claus had fire red. though lucas isn't very into video games generally, he's sentimental about the little green gba cart that helped him through a few of his roughest years. but his favorite game is animal crossing for gamecube, which kuma shared with him.

kumatora's beat-to-shit purple gamecube is near and dear to her. raised on a steady diet of mario sunshine and sonic adventure 2. still has her childhood animal crossing town (named "Castle") on an ancient crusty memory card. she's also kinda good at street fighter. and can barely run tf2 on her horrible garbage laptop.

paula plays sudoku and bejweled on her phone while waiting for appointments. the only real gamer here tbh.

duster has one of these.

[coldnovemberrain11]

I still don't know how Tumblr works.

AND I DID A HUGE CUTE POST ABOUT LUCA THE PIXAR FILM BC WELL I'VE JUST WATCHED IT AND CRIED BUT NOW I'M MAD BC TUMBLR DIDN'T SAVE IT!!!!

Sorry now I won't bother re writing the whole thing.

Go watch Luca, gay or not I promise you'll like it.

[ofmymanymuses]

“Hmm…maybe I can talk to Luca to see if he can convince him man to man to just see it from all sides and not just what he’s been told by crusty old men is right and wrong” she noted softly and reached over to squeeze Annie’s hand. “Because it’s a beautiful and bonding thing to be intimate with your husband like that” she noted as she nodded. “They can be but so can Katie and she’s only one kid.”

"I'll definitely talk to David on the way home, and it could he something so simple. And you know he hates worrying you about anything, even the stupid stuff." And of course the serious conversation was side tracked by Annie's cackle at the vision she had of Luca being hard as a rock at work. "Oh no, I can't stop laughing." She said after a good minute. "He would he like a deer caught in the headlights, so if you're doing it you need to make sure he's on a day off, or spoke him and then tie him to the bed or something so he doesn't have a choice."

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sometimes you just have to give your furby a spontaneous makeover

[americankimchi]

trying to find more padawan obi wan fics out there that don’t do the following:

turn qui gon into a villainous caricature by reducing him from a complicated, traumatized character to Horrible Person Who Abused Our Poor Obi-Wan Unjustly For His Entire Padawanship Without Pause

turn yoda into a crusty evil gremlin who is cold, calculating, and supremely manipulative. usually framed in a way to make him stuck in his old ways. basically the jedi equivalent of a republican conservative.

and for some reason ki adi mundi also gets this treatment??? what’s going on here

forget that the jedi are a religious community and not a government/military organization

ignore the jedi’s philosophies and ignore or misinterpret the tenets of the jedi code in bad faith

CONSTANTLY say that the jedi are incapable/not allowed to love because ~love is attachment and attachment is forbidden~ when this is so far off what canon AND george lucas tells us it’s hysterical

have obi wan defect/be abandoned by/get kicked out/otherwise leave the jedi order for whatever reason to join the mandalorians

if above happens, uses obi wan and the mandalorians as a mouthpiece to criticize the jedi order for being an inherently flawed organization for which there is no redemption

and instead does the following:

literally just treats the jedi with respect. please. i’m begging you. if i see another “the jedi order lets their children be abused within their organization because for some reason an entire temple full of level 100 psychic empaths would either not notice or care that one of their own is suffering” ice cold take i’m going to explode

[creepereyes]

I can’t believe antis are still spouting the ‘Billy was a violent racist how can you like him?!’ argument.

One vague line doesn’t prove anything, and I guarantee you Billy would’ve reacted the exact same way if it had been Mike, Will or Dustin pestering Max in those scenes.

Even if Dacre himself confirmed that Billy WAS a little racist, people can change. Racism can be unlearned, and I’m going to make a Stranger Things/The Walking Dead comparison post that might give antis an aneurysm.

You don’t have to be familiar with The Walking Dead to understand this post, but I’d say it’s worth a read especially if you like both shows.

This post is going to get long so I’m inserting a read more.

Billy is not an irredeemable monster. He never uses racist slurs and never hate crimes Lucas. Pushing someone against the wall and scolding them is not attempted murder. Lastly, he’s a teenager. It’s not like he’s a dude in his 40′s bullying an 8th grader.

All these Billy antis need to watch The Walking Dead, specifically the first three seasons. Why, you ask? Because that show had a racist character who was on the track to changing his ways and becoming a better person.

In TWD season 1 episode 2 we meet Merle Dixon, older brother of series favorite Daryl Dixon. Merle is a violent, unapologetic racist who, shortly after being introduced, provokes a black man into attacking him so he has an ‘excuse’ to beat him up. He’s a terrible person. (Though early series Daryl is no saint either, he’s quick to violence and is often hostile to other members of the group).

After Merle saws his own hand off to escape a bad situation, he goes missing for over a season. When he comes back, he’s different. He’s still an asshole and while he still drops a racial slur, he doesn’t sling the n-word anymore and shows the odd moment of compassion. As the season progresses, we start to understand why Merle is the way he is and that he has more layers than expected. Much like Billy, he has sides to him that other people rarely see, and that really shines when he interacts with Herschel, the one person who shows him kindness.

As unpredictable as Merle is, he does the right thing in the end. And guess who really gets through to him and convinces him to do the right thing?

Michonne, a black woman.

Just like Billy, Merle sacrifices his own life and dies to protect a group of people who don’t give a shit about him, and is then mourned only by a younger sibling with whom he had a very complicated relationship.

Don’t get me wrong, there’s no justifying or excusing his hateful actions in season 1. We as viewers are supposed to have conflicting feelings about Merle. He starts off as a racist asshole, but he turns out to be more complex than he seems, and if he lived past season 3 I’m confident he could’ve really changed for the better. In my opinion, Merle is a great character because despite his heinous past actions, he’s complex, layered and interesting. His interactions with other characters are fantastic and his actor, Michael Rooker, did a great job giving more depth to a character that could’ve easily been a one-note villain. (Sound familiar?)

My point? Anyone can change. If a 50 year old violent racist can begin changing his ways, so can a teenage boy.

If Billy had survived season 3 and gotten away from his abusive father, he would’ve changed too. It would take time and he’d need support, but it would’ve happened. He could’ve formed healthy relationships. He could’ve teamed up with Steve, Robin, Eddie and Nancy to kick Vecna’s crusty ass. 

Antis blatantly refuse to admit it, but Billy would’ve changed and flourished if he got out of his toxic home and had people believe in him. 

They just can’t handle a character with layers.

[thechiyonosakenyc]

“I can’t help myself. I’m old. And crusty. And always tell you stuff and nonsense about things.” Lucas replied with a smirk. “And that you’re quite young like a little girl, so obviously you’re getting some fucked up lecture about how you’re just being silly.” He added, before smirking at her. “Although, you can just come over here and lecture me about fucking, Sasha.” He said, beckoning her with his finger.

open to anyone, 21+.

ㅤㅤ" i invited you over to fuck, not to give me some fucked up lecture. "

[whumpzone]

On the idea of Rowe old master being mad if a guest was kind to Rowe when he didn't deserve it. What if one of Tommases (i blanked on spelling there) friends where nice to him and he got scared?

oh hell yeah anon YOUR MIND!!

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Master Tomas was so excited to have his guest over. Rowe was sure of it. He checked himself twice, thrice, four times in the mirror, fixing stray hairs Rowe couldn’t even see, and his speech was torn between telling Rowe how lovely his guest was, and making sure Rowe didn’t mind. Rowe always told him it was fine. He knew it wasn’t his place to have an opinion anyway, and truth be told, he liked seeing Master so giddy. A happy Master was a good thing.

“I’ve told him about you,” said Master, and Rowe couldn’t help feeling a flicker of pride. “So you can meet him too and say hello. Or! You can stay in your room. We won’t mind either way.”

“I- I w-would like to meet him, Master,” Rowe hazarded.

It was the right answer. Master smiled brightly at him. “Oh, that’ll be so lovely, pal.”

-

Master’s friend introduced himself as Luca. He was almost Rowe’s height, maybe a wisp taller, and wore a shy smile. His dark, neat hair was held up above his temple by a pretty hair clip with a golden sun on it. When it caught the light, it shone like a lighthouse, and Rowe realised he was staring far too late.

He knelt neatly in the corner of the living room, trying not to listen as Master offered Luca a glass of wine and a slice of crusty bread. He knew how this was meant to play out. Rowe was meant to pour the wine, and serve the food, and not listen to a word because he was just a dumb Pet, and Master and his friend were meant to ignore him, if he was lucky and did a good job. But Master’s house was endlessly strange. No sooner had Master excused himself and trotted upstairs had Luca fixed his eyes on Rowe.

He settled himself on the sofa’s armrest, one leg tucked firmly under his thigh. Rowe stayed kneeling, looking up at him. Trying to give him a small smile.

“Well, R-dawg. Hahah, actually, ignore that,” he quickly said, hiding his face as he laughed. It was quite endearing, Rowe thought. He thought that maybe one day, in the future, when he could laugh, he should hide his face too. It could make him look pretty. “Tomas tells me you’re very sweet,” Luca offered, looking down at Rowe with a hint of curiosity.

Master seemed so happy with him when Rowe spoke. Rowe wanted to try, really try his best, and impress Master’s new guest. “I like- I like your h-hair pin, sir.”

“Oh, thanks,” Luca said. His voice was calm, with rounded edges. “My little sister gave me the clip, it’s just one of those snap hair pin ones. And I hot glued this little sun pendant to it. Cute, right?”

Rowe nodded, although his stomach had turned at the mention of hot glue. He didn’t even know that existed. He thought about Master using it on him when he’d been disobedient. Gluing his eyelids shut or restraints to his wrists, or just letting it drip down his stomach until he’d learnt his lesson. He wanted to shake his head, to try and focus on the now, focus on just being a normal well behaved Pet, but he couldn’t with Luca crouched right in front of him.

“You like it?” Luca asked, ignoring Rowe’s defectiveness, then dug in his pocket when Rowe nodded again. Another stab of fear flashed through him. What was he getting? Had he done something wrong?

But all that he pulled out was a similar hair pin, red and shiny. He held it up, opening it with a snap. His nails, Rowe noticed, were painted a happy mustard yellow. “Here. I think it’d suit you.”

Rowe’s fingers curled together. No, no no no. Rowe knew what happened when old master’s guests treated him nicely. Only Master could decide how and when to bestow kindness onto his Pet. Rowe hadn’t earned it! If- if Luca was nice to him, he might get bad ideas about what exactly he deserved, and how to behave, and then he wouldn’t be able to please his Master and he’d be in trouble- but would it be right to refuse him?

Rowe doubled over, putting his forehead to the floor. “P-please, sir, th-that’s very kind b-b-but I- I think only my M-Master can be- uh- be kind to m-me. I’m sorry.”

Rowe heard Luca take a breath, and braced himself, but then-

“Everything okay?” Master’s voice made Rowe freeze.

“Master! Master Tomas I didn’t- I d-d-didn’t t-take it, I know o-only you c-c-can choose to treat me with mercy, I know, I- I’m sorry, I’m sorry.”

“I was- I only offered him this hair pin,” said Luca, with a breathless laugh.

Rowe heard footsteps coming closer, and he braced himself. This lesson was one his old master had made sure Rowe never forgot.

“Come on, pal, up you get,” Master coaxed, in the same gentle voice he always used. He didn’t sound any different, but surely? Surely this was unforgiveable? Rowe lifted himself up and saw Master looking down at him with his usual soft features. Luca gave him a sad smile.

“B-But I-“

“Hey, it’s okay. You know, Luca, I think I’d like that pin,” Master said, winking at Luca. Rowe didn’t understand why his heart sank. He shouldn’t have wanted it anyway. Master took it between his thumb and index finger, then looked back to Rowe. “You know what? I actually think it’d suit you better, pal. What do you think Luca?”

“Oh yes, absolutely.”

Master gathered some of Rowe’s heavy fringe and snapped the pin on, holding it up. Rowe lightly touched it. It was nice.

“Th-thank you Master, thank you sir,” he said, and although he didn’t understand the wide smiles both men had, Rowe was sure it must mean something good.

“You’re very welcome. Shall we eat?”

-

tagging cause Luca might crop up again! sorry to people who have already seen this 😅

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[smellysoobin]

first dates with wayv

\- uwu so soft

yangyang takes you to the movies but insists that you pay for your popcorn. he also fucked up and got you seats sitting three rows away from each other. tbh you were grateful.

lucas takes you to walmart with the premise of buying you something. stands in the aisle of mirrors for twenty minutes just staring at himself. he didn’t notice you leave. 

winwin wants to go on a picnic, yet he did not check the weather. you’re in the middle of eating the crusty sandwiches he brought when it fucking downpours. 

ten thinks its cute to invite you for dinner at his place. you were not aware all of his roommates would be home. tells you to ignore them as they fling dirty socks at each other. 

kun convinces you to try this new cafe with him. you quickly figure out he brought you there to make the cute waiter jealous. the waiter is a old man.

hendery wants to take you to the mall! encourages you to try on outfits, but when you show him he says you look fat.

xiaojun can’t be bothered. your first date is just eating pizza in his living room. you payed for the pizza.