#crusj

[rhythm-gam3-add1ct]

KICKING SCREAMING CRYING THRASHING RAPH IS SO CUTE HES SO CUTE HES SOOOOOO UGGHGGHHHHHHHHHHHJHH MY CRUSH ON HIM IS SO HUGE OHMYGODDDDDDDDDD

[thedeafprophet]

Truly I gotta wonder what The King With A Hundred Hearts must think of Jamie lmao

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Winthrop: Why does Sly Cooper call you babygirl?

Carmelita: How about we stop talking for a little while.

[hongjoongpresent]

[image description: screenshot of edited instagram story text. reads "he would not fucking want to be in a conventional romantic relationship"]

the anger inside of me

[dantelovesvirgil]

Ma allora ho un'idea malsana che appartiene solo a questa piattaforma

[isacoremeow]

Ter crush em gringo é insuportável eu acho que a solução é me matar/JOKE

[rabbitsdontstarve]

LIKED AND REBLOGGED INSTANTLY!

FOR LIN qwtf is kemono friends

temu serval

[malachia-il-bibliotecario]

so I never watched doctor who but I have a few mutuals who do and . literally what's up with 12. hotter than the asphalt in july absolutely annihilated crusjed obliterated the cunt scale. know for a fact that his old man eyebags turned seversl minds dirtier than fucking public toilet faucet handles. he tried to make a pact with the devil to get that hair but got the devil kill himself afterwards because of the sheer amount of cunt served . cheekbones so sharp I can gut myself. his fashion sebse makes me feel faint And his hands killed whole pantheons

like Hello. can you hear me. this man has grandchildren

[slutforsilverfoxes]

https://www.tumblr.com/slutforsilverfoxes/732200369815470080/ugh-fuck-now-im-picturing-a-babysitter-x-hotch

OLS IMAGINE BAU READER CRUSJING ON AATON AND YOU GET A BEAR IN A SUIT PLUSHIE TO BRING WITH YOU

and of course there's only one bed. there's never more than one bed.

and hotch sees you pull it out before bed really embarrassed by it but he's like "im not judging you for sleeping with ateddy. but what's his name ?"

and the redness of your face when you quietly mumble "bearon hotchner"

OMG SO FUCKING CUTE

I love the idea of BAU reader making her own little bearon 😭 Hotch x babysitter!reader is unforch already in the works but I might have to do this as its own lil blurb bc ARE U KIDDING ME 😩

[yumeyleo]

Imma crusj up my sntideptessant and snort it on call with my friend tomorrow

[yutarot]

i judt lookef at tje profiels for the rod smau. i tjink i havr a hugw crusj on samo. jes si hoy i wanr him si bad🤣🤣🤣☹️☹️☹️☹️ i fesr he might br replacinf u yutarot..

- 🦆🦆🦆🦆

😓😓😓😓😓just for this im gonna add MYSELF to the smau and make him fall inlove w me 🤭🤭🤭

[manofhisideals]

youu cant hide your braces from your crusj for forever

─ 🖋️ ; “I DON'T. HAVE. A CRUSH.”

[willbyerswithagun]

GUYS I GOT TO SILLY AND BOUGHT KY CRUSJ THE NEW RICK RIORDAN AND MARK OSHIRO BOOK AND I DONT EVEN READ THE PERCY JSCKSON BOOKS SOMEONE HELP ME HHHHHHHHHH

[azlovesem]

I dont knpw why but everyone must love the fity dollar bill the most. If you rob a CB large random sum of bulls yhetes always way way more fities. Fotoes gor everyone. But i fontveven pay my bills properly. Thats heat. Youngave to look like an inn debt dlob loke everyone else or the bitch ass man gets mad yhe kids better thsn he is. At everything. Wirking it is not worth it from what i can tell. Youll kill yourself youll npt be in a good mood. I just took a syeam shower and two hours to get ready to go to the weed store. Thats my workday and thats as hard as c i want it. They want you yo dkave while they laugh and party. You can see Scarlett my people are done with that. Googgle is getting crusjed its gone slready musk moght be next. Thete will be no more nbiionsires comin up the chain. Scarlett i have to murder them all if not. That trpbthingvwas me.colbert dont talk on it again. You americans are done your companies will be seized snd nroken inyo tennpseperate pieces. Understand new york or do i have to thtow some htmatted goof put a window or burn down sll their places of worship??? Think ur gods bad check my GOD. We re do e for the day here. Bexos youll be fine eith 25 bil anyone eould he. How about younend up like those CB people in Italy. Mo? Harris is the better choice gor humsnity. Maybe not wall dtreet but himanity is more important. Its already fobe we be had it eith you peolle. Google eill be brokennup thsts final. Or ivassassinate you. P

SCARLETT JOHANSSON photographed for The New York Times, july 2024

[darkclouud9]

IM GOUNG TO FUCKING CRY ARE YOU KIDDING ME

WHAT THE FUCK

TGOS IS RIDICULOUS

toP 10 seNseI in nAruTooOoO!!!

number 1: the WORST character in the WHOLE seriessssas HIRUZENM!!!!!!!!!!!!

number 2: MADARAAAAAA!!÷/×>6#^* he KILLED Obito's BEST FRIEND *AND* CRUSJ by GETTING HIS OTHER FRIEND TO KILLHER!!!!!!!&&÷6( he's TOTALLY a sensei bc after he TRAUMATISEF Obito, he turned him STROOOOONG!!

number 4: MINATOOOOO!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏 he LET TWO OF HIS STUDWNTS DIE and ENSUREDHIS THIRD WAS DEPR3SSEF FOR HIS WHOLE LIFE!!! he did not CARE ONE BIT ABOUT THE DEATJS OF CHILDEWM!!!!!

congratulations!!!!

FUCK THE ACTUAL GOOD SENSEIS, Tobirama gets EUGYTH Asuma gets SEVENRH Gai gets SUXTH FUXK KURENAI OROXHIMARU AND DANZO ARE ON THISLIST. oh and kakashis 5th sure, jiraiya 3rd too cool cool WGAT THE FUXK

[sleepynsybat]

I HAVE A CRUSJ ON SOMEONE WHO LIKES ANOTHER SOMONE AND I THINK THEY KNOW :[

Don’t mind the mistakes I’m writing this at 6:06AM