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Waterpark au crumbs
Also announcing that the official name is Waterspark au and the park itself is called Waterspark Bay :D
(This is my first time writing an AU so i thank you for your patience while I work towards developing it! I’m very excited for the first chapter!!!)
#waterpark au#Waterspark au#Waterspark#dca au#crunch writing#writing crumbs#spoilers but oh well#trying to write and edit a little every day
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spideypool but it's a comedy of errors
#peter parker#wade wilson#spider-man#deadpool#spideypool#peter is going to have a long hard look at himself in the mirror about his spidey sense not triggering#(you know what else is long and hard—)#wade: see that metro bus over there?#peter: yeah....#wade: i save. you film#peter: save it from wh—#wade pulling explosives out of his pockets: grab your camera babe we're on a time crunch here#who will write this for me#mine
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MWAH!
#if you're cold they're cold. Let them in#project sekai#pjsk#prsk#emu otori#proseka#tsukasa tenma#nene kusanagi#rui kamishiro#wxs#wonderlands x showtime#scopophobia#monitoring goes hard. had to get this outof my system#congrats deco27 for releasing a new song that sounds like a new song[TRAIN PASSES OVERHEAD]#Well my most esteemed oomfs have agreed with me so idc. his discography has been looking up since hao though. i like hao. ^_^#Hi everynyan i got my fucking wisdom teeth out last week i AUUUUGH. FUUUUUCK. MY LIFE#Its fjne. Its fine its whatever. Tch. Tch.#I;m feeling the end of semester crunch something crazy i also have a cosplay to make in less than 2 months i havent started#emunene revstar art keeps me going#I NEED TO POST STUFF TO BSKY FIRST BC I WRITE THE ALT TEXT THERE AND THEN GO OH FUCK I DIDNT PUT IT ON TMBLR OT TWT. And u cant fucking#edit alt text onto stupid tweets because that app fucking sucks. GOD DAMNIT
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spent like an hour trying to find a post abt the disparity of origin companion's content in bg3 and couldn't so, hey, this fucking sucks
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#the fact that the astarion favoritism is baked into the game itself is so darksided oh my god#bc what do you mean wyll has TWO THIRDS THE AMOUNT OF DIALOGUE???#anyways this thread was also how i found out that astarion is the only one with durge specific scenes#and bc the writer was being forced into crunch and writing for both of them. lol#ETA I know abt Wyll being recast/rewritten and Karlach being added last. the post I linked goes into all of that in detail#as well as linking to another post that goes into even more detail and explains where these numbers came from.#you do not have to tell me. or accuse me of making shit up to make people mad. i know and i'm still mad lol#game design is very complicated yes but there's many ways they could've avoided giving the one black character the least amount of content
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Bad Newts: Amphibians are in Serious Trouble
My colleagues and I have just had a paper published in Nature, based on our efforts to assess almost all amphibian species for the IUCN Red Lists. The major takeaway messages:
It is a bad time to be an amphibian
Two fifths of all amphibians are threatened with extinction.
Salamanders are the most threatened group; three fifths of all salamanders are threatened with extinction!
Climate change is a major driver of amphibian declines globally
Habitat loss, especially due to agriculture, is a problem for the vast majority of amphibians
Chytrid pandemics have caused and continue to cause catastrophic declines of both salamanders and frogs
Protected areas and careful management are working as strategies! They are actively improving the outlook of some species
As many as 222 amphibian species may have gone extinct in recent times; of those, 185 are suspected extinct but not yet confirmed.
Our paper is Open Access, you can read it here!
Photo of Atelopus hoogmoedi by Jaime Culebras, used with permission
#frogs#science#news#biology#zoology#newts#salamanders#amphibians#Nature#it's all over me#conservation#bad news bears#animals#this is my first Nature paper#sure I am just one of >100 authors#but I am still very excited#can you tell?#I wish I could write more about this#but I am in a grant crunch so no time#and also I have to run off to play d&d in like ten minutes#so here we are
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Mirror Squad
An HC I need to get out of my head so I can move on with my life (Hah, jokes on you, Levi, Bad Batch is your life).
So...Hemlock created a mirror image of the Bad Batch called the Mirror Squad, but it's not what you think. Turns out these clones were the ORIGINAL Bad Batch.
Their names: Crunch (Wrecker), Striker (Hunter), Circuit (Tech), Void (Echo/Memento - See Notes), and CX-2 aka Headshot (Crosshair).
Striker and Hunter
Circuit and Tech
Void and Echo
Crunch and Wrecker
Headshot and Crosshair
The Mirror Squad - Origin Story Concept
The Mirror Squad were the first batch of Experimental Unit Clone Commandos created on Kamino: Striker, Crunch, Circuit, Void, and Headshot. They were decommissioned due to their rebellious and unpredictable nature which made them a liability rather than an asset to the future Clone Army.
Because the Experimental Clone Program was an expensive endeavor, the Kaminoans did not decommission these clones, but rather put them in stasis for later research. They tried again another batch of experimental clones and this time only four clones survived: Hunter, Tech, Wrecker, Memento (see note) and Crosshair.
Note: Memento did not survive past his cadet years. Void and Echo's parallel are a coincidence.
When Kamino was evacuated, Hemlock scooped up the original Bad Batch squad, still in stasis within their pods. These clones were the first to be brainwashed and reprogrammed by Hemlock. Although their memories were wiped, their instincts to work as a cohesive unit remained.
Technically, the Bad Batch is a mirror image of what the original Clone Force 99 almost was, but this squad's official name is Mirror Squad.
#the bad batch#tbb mirror squad#mirror squad#cx-2#bad batch crosshair#bad batch tech#bad batch hunter#bad batch wrecker#bad batch echo#tbb#Memento is a new OC I havent written (yet)#I want to write Mirror Squad fics now#but it also makes me sad#because now I'd die for them#tbb headshot#tbb striker#tbb void#tbb crunch#tbb circuit
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a freshly human bill AU where he struggles with eating... not because the fear of medication or the texture or the act of eating is troubling... but because the taste is all wrong now.
Everything tastes off now, things he knows taste good aren't anymore, and it's all because the last time Bill had access to living taste buds was when he was inside Ford Pines, and Ford Pines is a freak who eats concerningly old expired food like starving raccoon and drinks coffee that can double as motor oil
the billford kicks in trying to find foods Bill actually likes idk not important, what is important is what is WRONG with Ford's palate
#gravity falls#billford#fic prompt#the problem isn't Bill has taste buds#it's that now he has WORKING ones#looking at Ford like#damn bitch you live like this?#human bill cipher#ford pines#ford is that grad student that would prefer to crunch a dry ramen brick rather than cook it#ford would pour ketchup packets into a pot and heat and call it tomato soup#ford would dip a grape in gravy and go yummy#it wasn't the portal travel he was always like this#writing
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My finished Bear piece! Acrylic gouache on canvas paper (9 x 12 inch). You might have seen some process pictures from a week or so ago on bluesky. I scanned it now.
Is the bear going to catch the salmon or not? We'll never know.
This was a lot of fun to paint. I'm excited to make more!
Process pictures under the cut:
Idea thumbnail in my sketchbook.
The sketching begins.
Painting now...
One more process image.
#art#bears#wildlife#wildlife art#salmon#animals#THIS WAS SO FUN!!!!#and the fact that I made it during the report card crunch... inspiration hits at strange times.#funny how back in uni I get most inspired during midterm and exam season#now that I'm working (teacher) It's during the stressful report card writing time.
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RIP Light Yagami you would’ve loved cocaine
#go full Patrick Bateman#or speed when he’s time crunching writing those names#too bad light yagami would never touch a drug ever but that won’t stop me from saying he eats xannies like skittles#doot noot#death note
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Honestly the fact that they fit three distinct combats on top of plenty of character and story progression into the episode before 11pm was a really strong argument out of the gate for Daggerheart as a system for streaming. That was super neat, not gonna lie.
#daggerheart#cr spoilers#look I love 5e for crunch! I love crunchy combat! but this honestly makes less editing more attractive imo#and I REALLY love unedited AP. like idk man editing makes my attention wane way faster#I think cuz I do want to feel like I'm watching a game at a table? like if I wanted to watch a different format I would#okay anyway I am so wiped and I must pass out. before I start going to write some more cuz I have to commute tomorrow#if I could use my anguish and suffering emote of my cat's face that I have on discord in all modes of communication my life would be better#ANYWAYYYY
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A very short blurb with no context
Just 2am brain wanting to write a Sun interaction that takes place outside
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You’re waiting for the crosswalk sign to give you permission to cross when you spot Sun waving to you on the far side of the road
Once the line of cars yield and the walking stick figure permits, you make your way to the oddly unaccompanied animatronic
“Oh’
your kids aren’t with you today?”
His expression turns puzzled for a second then after catching your point he gently facepalms the side of his head knocking the confusion out, tossing it away with his hand.
Your eyes follow the imaginary discarded thought then return back to Sun
“No, no um we thought it would be a better call to take off today due to the traffic from the big event downtown.
Less stress of drop off and pick up for the parents yaknow…”
Sun turns to look off in the distance, you imagine he’s collecting his thoughts for a new topic
You break the silence
“Are you heading in this direction?”
Sun’s attention snaps back to you
“Ah, actually I was on my way to find you”
“Oh?”
You and Sun move off to the side so you’re not blocking passersby’s
“Well, we know your always in the area on weekdays aaaand it’s not very often we’re free due to the daycares schedule so I was wondering if maybe I could accompany you today!
But I don’t want to impose of course if you are currently engaged with something.”
Sun brings his hands together on his lap and waits for your answer
You take a second to process this unexpected surprise, Sun doesn’t seem to mind your interpreted consideration.
“I’m not engaged.”
You and Sun both blink during the awkward pause
“I uh didn’t really have anything specific I needed to get done today. I just figured i should leave my place and go for a walk anyway”
Silence, you still haven’t technically given him an answer
“Yes. Yes I would love for you to join me today”
Sun immediately brightens and squeezes his hands together bringing them up to his chest
“Wonderful! And since you mentioned that you had nothing in mind for the day I have SO many ideas on what we could do!!!”
The sun is literally shining and the air is filled with plans of possible excursions and entertaining activities that could be shared with fun company and…
Is it just you or are some of these sounding more like a date then a hangout
What kind of day had you just crossed over to?
#you ever think about what if the dca really existed and you ran into them in the real world#this lowkey was inspired by a comic a drew#kicking my feet#soooooooooooo where did the Sun take you#give me all the details!!!#sb daycare attendant#sb dca#dca community#sb sundrop#sb sun#crunch writing#short blurb
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how do you think cybertronians would react to us popping our joints? I'd imagine that their body's make noise but I don't imagine hear the Crack or snap that our body's make would be comfortable for them knowing how "squishy" our body's are and to be reminded we're hard inside as well. I'd imagine they'd find it weird we pay people for extreme versions of this to aid in aches or great discomfort some people feel.
Ok so either they know humans have skeletons before the children or after. If they found out after it would be realized after ones of the kinds mentioned breaking a bone to which they ask what’s that.
Everyone was disturbed after a google search
Now if they didn’t know I think they would have assumed we had some kind of hardened exoskeleton. Kind of like cartilage.
They realized humans don’t go squish…they go crunch.
The Decepticons would go from calling humans “meat bags” to “meat sticks”
As for the popping of joints I can imagine Miko either rough housing with bulkhead or one of the bots catching a kid who almost fell by the leg to hear a loud and deafening pop.
Bulkhead: Careful Miko, just because I can catch you if you jump doesn’t mean I will always be there to catch you. *He says as he holds Miko upside down by the leg*
Miko: Come on Bulk, you would never let anything happen to- *Swings back far enough her ankle pops*
Bulkhead: *Immediately drops her before catching her again in his hands and stands in stunned silence*
Miko: Ow Bulkhead! What was that for! *Referring to the drop*
Bulkhead: *Thinking he broke her* Miko! I’m so so sorry. Just hang in there Ratchet will fix you up… *Close to tears*
Miko: What? everyone realized what had happened were like Cybertronian protoforms which they are not. Protoforms are what’s completely under all the armor and there very delicate.
After that debacle Ratchet went to June for more information about bones to which he found out human and cybertronian joint deterioration and disfunction is extremely similar to human conditions such as arthritis.
#I could write forever about this#humans are weird#humans are space orcs#transformers#transformers prime#cybertronian biology#maccadam#miko nakadai#bulkhead#the bots can no longer hear a crunch and not shiver
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where tf do i get myself a jeon wonwoo?
where is my cat-coded blind gamer boyfriend with a sleeper build?
#lola's shenanigans <3#like??#hello?#not to mention that he reads??#is also smart but dumb?#writes POETRY?#DEEP VOICE?!?!#sweater paws and has nose crunches#but is also so gentle and sweet#i will gladly push aside the fact that he can't cook or clean for the life of me#yes#you're witnessing my mental breakdown rn#*sighs in no bitches*
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I have 102 more pages to ink, and 15 days to do it in (12, realistically, considering the holiday). It takes me 2 full days to ink a chapter (roughly 20 pages). So it'll take me around 11 days to finish inking my book.
I can do it, I can hit the deadline.
I'm doing very, very little besides inking my book this month. Sorry for the lack of fun updates lol I'm having a Bella Swan November.
#me in my desk chair for 12 hours a day#do NOT say 'oh no' or 'oh how awful' on this post ONLY say 'wow you can do it! you're so brave and your meat is huge!'#this was not crunch of my own making btw... maybe one day in the future i'll write about it but for now#all i'll say is support your fave self/indie pub comics
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Legacy gives me biter vibes, or at least nibbler.
Could I get a short fic on that + cuddles?
:3
ABSOLUTELY i will also shake your hand in agreement
Legacy's asleep when you get home tonight, tucked under mounds of blankets to hide from the growing chill of outdoors as winter approaches. he only stirs when you sneak close, slipping a hand under to gently poke the center of his forehead, and it draws a drowsy, surprised trill from your favorite Abyssal monster, the pile of quilts and covers shifting and wriggling until his head finally pops out all mussed and sleepy. you grin, and he lazily sticks his tongue to lick your hand, drawing it into his mouth and gnawing gently at your skin. it's an easy invitation, his claws holding up the blankets just long enough for you to slip under before they quickly wrap around both of you again. Legacy's head presses against your shoulder, then your cheek and forehead, the bridge of your nose- his version of a tender kiss, nuzzling his fanged maw gingerly against you
he nudges your cheek again, leaving a cheeky lick before gently biting down, stretching it just a little. a soft, delighted rumble leaves his chest when you yelp, giving him a lighthearted shove. but you squirm and laugh, the sound carrying hints of Childe's boisterous chuckle that you've picked up on over the years. it's the same with your hums, the quiet, deep sounds that Legacy had shared with you in exchange for your words, his tongue forming your name and the phrase "I love you". the beast in your arms purrs smoothly, pulling you swiftly against his chest and resting your head on his soft lilac fluff. keep you safe, keep his beloved mortal warm and comfortable- his arms squeeze lightly around your waist as he snuggles, partially on top of you, a heavy, armored, weighted moth-blanket cuddled happily against you
you shift slightly to scratch under his chin, and Legacy's joyful trills and croons fill the room once more
#genshin impact#childe#tartaglia#foul legacy#foul legacy childe#genshin tartagalia#genshin childe#genshin tartaglia#*turns on microphone* BITING IS A LOVE LANGUAGE EVERYONE#i didn't even know that there were people who didn't consider it to be one#you're telling me you don't occasionally have the urge to gnaw on a beloved's shoulder#crunching but in a kind and wholesome manner!!#short scenario#other's stuff#good evening#chit chat#anon#FAVE#also if you'd like me to make this a full length fic please let me know#i'm finally on break right now i need to remember how to write
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*gently knocks on the inside of your screen* hi, i love you, i love sabine, i'm so sorry i'm bad at time management, i want to return to writing soon, i hate that i've been away so long.
#✧・゚ ——— ❛ game fanatic; hot tea addict. ❪ file :// 001. | ooc. ❫#first it was a new job i started; and then i got promoted at the job; and then classes started up; and then i got promoted again and#and now the semester is ending so thats a crunch on top of the holidays bc said promotion was to asst manager in a retail store#but i think abt writing and sabine and the lovely folks here all the time#so hi ilu ill see u soon i hope. pls dont forget me
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