#crowley headcanon

[you-go-too-slow-for-me]

Crowley Headcanons always argue that they love either sickly sweet treats and desserts,

or vacuum sealed raw rats that they keep by the three-dozen in their fridge...

There is no in between 🤣🤣

[jessicaellenart]

Here's a silly headcanon I have for Good Omens, that just occured to me - since the book claims that Crowley had been allowed to develop Glasgow among other UK towns and cities, I put it to you that he was the first person to start the game of putting a cone on the Duke Of Wellington statue! He got drunk one night and thought it would be a laugh. Aziraphale put on a show about trying to stop him but secretly finds it hilarious.

Humans have been carrying on the tradition ever since!

[bluebirdsongs16]

Me, back on my bullshit being convinced Crowley is an engineer and a math nerd: I bet he sees the golden ratio and Fibonacci sequences everywhere.

Me: *Googles examples of the golden ratio*

Search results: GALAXIES, PLANTS, AND THE MONA LISA

Me:

[im-a-sentient-magic-carpet]

I don’t know where this headcanon came from, but somehow i now have a headcanon that Crowley, when properly alone, regresses back to how he acted when he was an angel, because that was when none of the Bad things had happened to him. Back when he was happy. Back when it was simple.

He also adds to this by wearing a slightly oversized white dress and fake white wings. so. take this with a grain of salt and you are welcome to block me over this :)

[angelique-of-the-volturi-guard]

No matter how many times I think about it I consistently think that Crowley may have been the product of Rowena being Sexually Assaulted by his father- That the him saying he loved her was true but it was in the context of manipulation. And when she found out she was pregnant she asked him for help, and he turned her away. He was with his wife at home when it happened. Because the only thing I can think of that would have made her both power hungry and so hateful to her son was if he was a consistent reminder to her of the loss of her own power. And for that she blamed herself, but it got redirected toward Fergus because of the reminder he gave her of who she used to be. And when I think about it that way, I find what she said to him in when he asked her why she hated him even more incredibly heartbreaking because if that was indeed the case, then she deliberately avoided telling him that to spare him that detail. And now I am crying. A lot.

[ashxlr]

Some angsty angst from our angsty boy Crowley <3

-The angels gave Crowley snake eyes as a punishment because snakes cannot see stars OR OR crowley did it to himself cause it hurt too much to see them

-Crowley sits in his car for hours, crying, and the bentley turns yellow bc of course his car will miss him too

-not rlly angsty but he would fr be a mama's boy

-“How much trouble can I get in for asking questions?”

-Another rendition of what happen would so be "I love you.."

"It'll pass"

- Crowley was so sure that he was made for the stars. To create them, give them life. That's what he was made for. But once he fell, he lost that sight in life.

- "I didn't mean to fall. I just hung around the wrong people." He hung out with Aziraphale.

-A little while after Aziraphale LEFT. HIM. FOR. HEAVEN., he started to wonder if Aziraphale ever really love him in those 6000 years. He thinks if anyone could ever love a demon like him.

-this boy has sm religious trauma

-The fact that Crowley stayed by his car, THEIR CAR., after the kiss to see if Aziraphale would change his mind and stay on earth with him

-I think that Aziraphale liked Angel Crowley better than Demon Crowley because of how intrigued we was to bring Crowley back to heaven and they could be "happy" ??? In heaven ? Tf. They would fr be happy as their own people, together

[whatawriterwields]

I've gone back and forth about whether I think Crowley was a high ranking angel, and I do enjoy the theories/metas where he is, but may I also offer an alternative reason why he cranked up the nebula and also knew the high ranking angel passwords, that reason being Mischief.

Given that Crowley apparently fell for asking questions, I like to imagine he was a super inquisitive angel who maybe explored places he wasn't supposed to or got involved with things he wasn't originally intended for. Given his somewhat evasive answer when Aziraphale asks if he made the nebula in episode 1, what if he took that crank off a higher-up's desk to boot it up himself while no one was looking? Just because he wanted to see it burst into existence? What if he was an assistant who looked through his boss's books and files while they were away? After all, during the scene where he goes up to Heaven with Muriel, he seems pretty confident about his ability to sneak around without anyone noticing him. I think, even as an angel, Crowley had enough propensity to be a Bother and a Nuisance (affectionate) that he could have pulled this off.

[1941-crowley-slut]

In my head, Crowley's an animal expert. He knows everything about every species and REALLY cares about them.

He logs onto the wikipedia pages for each animal and he's supposed to mess them up because he's a demon, they're not about accuracy or things being right, but instead he's checking for any mistakes and if he finds any, he not only fixes them but also figures out who made them and sends a strong worded email.

[good-soupmens]

Crowley’s the type that would roll a top hat over his arm and flip it on smoother than you've ever seen then act like it's nothing

[camilleflyingrotten]

Back on the bench

And again, and again…

[the-fuckwizard]

Crowley definitely STARTS arguments on Twitter/X but once he's got enough people engaged in the discourse he doesn't stick around to watch them play out.

[hg-aneh]

quick headcanon shiz

[gleafer]

Hello Tumblr! First post ever. I’m an illustrator living in the Chicago western suburbs who is currently suffering from a severe case of Good Omens obsession. So I’ll be sharing my artwork here!

“Not This Time”

Fanfic art of how I imagine the “second coming”!

[averageanonymous]

I have a headcanon that Crowley can play the piano. I mean. Look at his hands. They're made for the piano.

This stunning creature is a pianist, though he'd never admit it. But I'm telling you. You can't have hands like that and not be. You just can't.

(Fun fact as an aside, according to a very brief perusal of the internet, David Tennant does - or did in 2013 - actually play to some extent. I'm serious. Piano hands are a real thing.)

[angelique-of-the-volturi-guard]

I’d like to believe that in penance for how she treated her son, Rowena started taking care of the kids who made demon deals in hell, the ones who got damned in order to save someone else, the ones who lived their life badly because they had a parent like her. I like to think she takes care of them and has tea with them and tries to help them on their journeys, becoming a mother to all of them, and therefore earning the title of “The Queen Mother” where she hadn’t before. And I’d really like to believe that from his place in The Empty if he was awake, Crowley would be pleased with her for it.

[ashxlr]

Crowley would never regret kissing Aziraphale. He would just wish he did it at a different time.